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Links to Other Versions... The Original and the Best! Other sites like this one. But you wouldn't want to click on this... why don't you just stay here? Battles 1-5 Battles 6-10 Tournament #1 Battles 11-15 Battles 16-20 Fanfic #1 à Email da Webmaster Comment on the latest Battles! DARK VERSION IS AT: #1 Dark Version Home of... (considers) All of the following: Dark Version Records: A win/lose/draw record of each character that has participated in all Dark Version Battles to date, followed by a list of the battles in which the character has participated in. Battles within Fanfics do not count towards records. Anarrator: 2:1:0 \| 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 13, 17, 18, 19, 20, F, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25 Editor: 2:3:2 \| 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, T1, 17, F1 Garrett: 7:6:2 \| 2, 3, 6, 7, T1, 12, 16, 20, F1, 21 Bill: 0:1:0 \| 3, 14, F1 Oak: 0:4:0 \| 4, 8, 13, 17, F1 Jessie: 5:5:1 \| 7, 10, T1, 11, 14, 18, F1, 21, 24 James: 0:2:1 \| 7, 12 Cranky Bob: 1:1:0 \| 10, 12 Deven: 5:5:1 \| T1, 11, 14, 18, F1, 21, 24 Engineer: 0:0:1 \| 11 Innocent Bystander: 0:0:1 \| 11 Ash: 0:1:0 \| 15 Misty: 0:1:0 \| 15 Tracey: 1:0:0 \| 15 Butch & Cassidy: 0:1:0 \| 15 Tree Man: 2:0:0 \| 16, 20, F1 Simon the Lumberjack: 0:2:0 \| 16, 24 The Popcorn Man: 0:0:0 \| 17, F1 Pikachu/?????: 1:0:0 \| 18, F1 Dark Doompuff: 2:0:0 \| 18, F1 Yellow Archera: 0:0:0 \| 19, F1 Red Warriora: 43:0:0 \| 19, F1 Da Evolution Mana: 0:1:0 \| 20, F1 Josh: 0:0:0 \| 22, 25 Wood Golems: 1:0:0 \| 24		Recap: Deven, having become a two-dimentional character in the fanfic, is now able to actually become a player in this pokebattle. A lot of good it will do him, as he's about to find out about another small effect the fanfic has had... Battle #21: Dark Version is Doom(puff)ed Aug 11th, 2000 Player: Deven [Record: 5:3:1] Last Battle: Draw vs. Garrett the Holy (Fanfic #1 -Unrecorded) At last! The fanfic is over! It feels so good to have my powers back! Hey! Narrator guy! There's a battle over here and it ain't gonna narrate itself! Deven? What happened to you? You seem so... Multi-dimentional? Read the fanfic. But do it later, I've got a battle to fight! Oh, alright. HOLYGARY wants to fight! And so do I! Go... El Pidgeote! Enemy HOLYGARY has a PROPOSAL! No proposals for you! El Pidgeote, Wing attack! Enemy HOLYGARY says to wait for him to bring out a POKEMON! Enemy HOLYGARY sent out PIDGEY! Hah! Is that the best you can do? Use the Wing attack, El Pidgeote! EL PIDGEOTE used WING ATTACK! The A WING of the WEBMASTER's SCHOOL was ATTACKED! A WING is in CRITICAL CONDITION! WEBMASTER is HAPPY! I'm not! I wanted to take out the Pidgey! Enemy PIDGEY used MOURNFUL TALE! Enemy PIDGEY told of it's DEVOLUTION and CAPTURE in BATTLE #3! EL PIDGEOTE fears HOLYGARY! What? You snivelling coward, get out there and fight! EL PIDGEOTE doesn't want to DEVOLVE! Enemy HOLYGARY returned PIDGEY! Enemy HOLYGARY sent out RUSTSWORD! EL PIDGEOTE returned itself! You can't do that! EL PIDGEOTE doesn't CARE! Ally JESSIE wants to fight! Ally JESSIE sent out METALFAN! Hmm... maybe I'll let you handle this one... RUSTSWORD used RUST SPORE! METALFAN used SHRAPMETAL! Forces collided! SHRAPMETAL dissolved! Whoa... that thing's more powerful than it looks! RUSTSWORD used RUST SLASH! METALFAN used FAN SHIELD! RUST SLASH had NO EFFECT! Go, Jessie! DEVEN does not have the pokemon JESSIE! That's not what I meant... NARRATOR doesn't particularally care! RUSTSWORD used THRUST! RUSTSWORD used CUT! RUSTSWORD used SCRATCH! No effect! Enemy HOLYGARY needs a BETTER STRATEGY, badly! RUSTSWORD used RUST SPORE! METALFAN used FAN GUST! RUST SPORE was BLOWN BACK! It's not very effective... RUSTSWORD is in critical condition! Enemy HOLYGARY returns RUSTSWORD! Ha! We'll get him yet, partner! Enemy HOLYGARY sent out MS POKEDEX DEMO! What the? Why would he use a pokedex? MSPOKEDEMO used ILLEGAL OPERATION! FAN SHEILD was DISABLED! Oh no... MSPOKEDEMO used ANALYSIS! Checking situation... Quick, Jessie! While it's checking, smash it! METALFAN used HORIZON SLAM! MSPOKEDEMO has ANALYZED the SITUATION! MSPOKEDEMO knows METALFAN's WEAK POINT! MSPOKEDEMO used HOLOGRAM! What is it going to do? And anyway, this is getting boring. Why can't I participate? CHARIZARD appeared! METALFAN got scared! METALFAN doesn't want to fight! Now, I'm really confused. DEVEN hurt himself in his confusion! Ow! Hey! DEVEN left himself open there! METALFAN is scared of FIRE! It's not completely made of METAL! It's just METAL-REINFORCED! For god's sakes! It's just an inanimate object! Since when has that made any difference? METALFAN returned itself! MSPOKEDEMO wins! What? MSPOKEDEMO is EVOLVING! MSPOKEDEMO evolved into MSPOKEDEX! HOLYGARY is HAPPY! Yeah, well, let's see how happy you are when my Bulldog eats it! BULLDOG, go! Rabies bite! BULLDOG used RABIES BITE! MSPOKEDEX is a MACHINE! It is unaffected by RABIES! Damn... However, BULLDOG was frothing at the mouth when it attacked! Yeah! WATER is getting into MSPOKEDEX's circuits! SOMETHING VERY STRANGE is happening! What? MSPOKEDEX is evolving! Oh no... what have I done? MSPOKEDEX evolved into MSDARKDEX! What the hell is that? MSDARKDEX is a special POKEDEX which has information on EVERYTHING in DARK VERSION! Enemy HOLYGARY is pointing MSDARKDEX at DEVEN! DEVEN. The MHE ROCKET pokemon. A single-minded being of destruction. Should be approached with caution. Known attacks: Insane Pummelling, Insane Laugh, Focus Fury, Apocalyptic Fury. Enemy HOLYGARY thinks this is COOL! You should probably update that thing! Bulldog, Rage attack! BULLDOG used RAGE! MSDARKDEX is a MACHINE! BULLDOG is RAGING AGAINST THE MACHINE! RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE appeared! RATM are PLAYING! Hey, I like this music! So do HOLYGARY and JESSIE! EVERYONE is distracted by MUSIC! DARK SHAPE appeared! DARK SHAPE instantly devoured RATM! What is that? DARK SHAPE was REVEALED! DARK SHAPE was renamed DARK DOOMPUFF! I'd love to stick around and point out how unimaginative that was, but right now is the time to RUUUUN! Ally JESSIE agrees! TEAM ROCKET is RUNNING! MSDARKDEX used ANALYSE! DARK DOOMPUFF! ARRRGH! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! MSDARKDEX ran away! Enemy HOLYGARY ran away! DARK DOOMPUFF looks disappointed! NARRATOR thinks he might be next! NARRATOR ran away! DARK DOOMPUFF wins! ... Well... this should be far enough... NARRATOR catches up! Ally JESSIE catches up! Enemy HOLYGARY catches up! Shall we pick this up where we left off? Enemy HOLYGARY doesn't want to fight! Who cares? You're going to fight anyway! Actually, it's against pokebattles rules to battle someone who doesn't want to fight... And, just to remind you, Mr. Narrator, what organization do I belong to and what is it known for? DEVEN has a POINT! Enemy HOLYGARY sighs! Enemy HOLYGARY sent out PIDGEY! Go, Bulldog! BULLDOG is already out! Oh yeah... I never returned it... DEVEN has lost the initiative! What? DEVEN took too long! PIDGEY used WHIRLWIND! TEAM ROCKET is BLASTING OFF AGAIN! Enemy HOLYGARY wins!

		Recap: A Real-World friend of the Webmaster is in for a nasty suprise... Battle #22: An close encounter of the Just-Plain-Weird Kind July 20th, 2000 Player: Josh [No Record] JOSH is playing his ELECTRIC GUITAR! Huh? What's that? JOSH is hearing VOICES! I must be hearing things... That's what I just said! Alright... what's going on? JOSH is hearing VOICES! Yeah, you already told me that! JOSH's DAD wants to know what you're yelling about! Don't worry, dad! DAD doesn't worry! JOSH should, though! What? Why should I worry? JOSH has been so preoccupied with hearing VOICES he hasn't noticed that the ROOM is melting away around him! Ahhh! First I hear voices, now my room is melting! ROOM disappeared! JOSH is floating in an endless void! I don't suppose you'd explain to me WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! NARRATOR wouldn't! Narrator? HOLE appeared! JOSH is being sucked toward HOLE! HELP! Arrrgggghhhh! JOSH fell through HOLE! JOSH landed HARD! ELEGUITAR landed on JOSH! JOSH is in INCREDIBLE PAIN! Geez... Ya think? Now, will you please tell me where I am? And why I'm here? JOSH is in the POKEBATTLES UNIVERSE (dun-dun-dah!) now! Pokebattles? As in pokemon? Oh, and very nice dramatic phrase, orchestra. POKEBATTLES: A parody of the pokemon world, created by one Jason Ross, and then followed on by many others. If you want to know more, go to www.pokebattles.com for the official site. Pokemon! I don't even like pokemon! Grrr... JOSH is reminded that he is STILL in INCREDIBLE PAIN! Ow! Shut up! JOSH is groaning loudly! JOSH is having a REALLY BAD DAY! What... I've only been sucked out of my room, into some other universe, I'm in incredible pain... I've had worse... NARRATOR is getting bored! NARRATOR instantly healed JOSH! Hey, thanks. Now, to get back to complaining about being pulled out of my reality and into this... what was it again? JOSH has a SHORT ATTENTION SPAN! Will you stop insulting me and get on with telling me? JOSH is in the POKEBATTLES UNIVERSE (dun-dun-dah!) now! I know I've heard that somewhere before... NARRATOR just told you about it before! No... I know! It's ----... Hey... what the... NOBODY may speak the name of the WEBMASTER! So I'm not even allowed to speak -----'s name? Well, that would seem obvious, wouldn't it? So, I'm in a universe created by -----... Ooh, that's annoying! JOSH is annoyed! Maybe you should just say WEBMASTER! Maybe you should pay more attention to your grammar! What? Well, half the time you speak about me in the third person (That's saying "JOSH is..." for all those not-so-well-educated people) and the other half you talk to me directly! Why? It's really annoying! JOSH has an attitude problem! Questioning the NARRATOR is a BAD IDEA! Get back to what you were saying before! See? That's just what I me- JOSH has ANGERED the ALMIGHTY NARRATOR! NARRATOR used NARRATOR's LEGACY! JOSH's LEG was chopped off! AAAARRRGGGHHH! My leg! JOSH is in INCREDIBLE PAIN! NARRATOR says you should say "Me, use Recover!"! ($&)@(##(&^$&@(!@&@($#$%! JOSH used MEANINGLESS CURSING! NARRATOR repeats SUGGESTION! Aah... Me... Uh.. Use... Recovaaha! NARRATOR will take that as a "Me, use Recover!" JOSH used RECOVER! JOSH is fully RECOVERED! Whoa... man, my leg grew back! Now I'm really freaked out... NARRATOR says you should get used to it! Why did you do that? I mean, you chop off my leg and then tell me how to grow it back? sigh* The WEBMASTER is your FRIEND! WEBMASTER doesn't want anything bad to happen to you! Then why did he pull me out of my world? Why couldn't he just base a character off me? JOSH asks too many questions! BATTLE is getting boring! What? NARRATOR sighs! JOSH was returned to the REAL WORLD with no memory of what had happened! But don't worry... he'll be back soon enough... NARRATOR used EVIL LAUGH FADE-OUT! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
		Recap: The title says it all. Battle #23: Gloating and Meddling August 11th, 2000 Player: Webmaster [Record: 0:0:0] Last Battle: Participation in Fanfic #1 Nyahahahahahahaha! WEBMASTER is LAUGHING EVILLY! I don't believe it! WEBMASTER's BELIEF greatly fell! Oh, be quiet. I don't really care about you right now. NARRATOR is hurt! NARRATOR is now in a SULK! Oh, okay. Why don't you tell the good people what I'm laughing about? NARRATOR snaps out of SULK! NARRATOR doesn't know what you're laughing about! Oh. WEBMASTER is WHISPERING to NARRATOR! NARRATOR understands! Go on. If it makes you feel so good, why don't you tell them? Alright! DARK VERSION has POWER! That's right! We're in the top five! Yay! WEBMASTER is ECSTATIC! Darn right! I never expected it to go further than ten or fifteen! But look at me now... #2! NARRATOR wonders if this entire battle will be nothing but you going on about how good DARK VERSION is! No! I have power, and I'm going to use it! In fact (Mwahaha) I'm going to... misuse it! WEBMASTER used INTERNET! POKEBATTLES NETWORK appeared! This is what power is for... WEBMASTER used POWER! WEBMASTER is MEDDLING in the fate of AQUA VERSION! If you want to get to the top... take out the competion! And what better way than... ENTIRE AQUA CAST appeared! DOOMPUFF appeared! NARRATOR complains! Narrating is his job! Don't worry, I'm meddling. It requires a personal touch. Now... DOOMPUFF is chasing ENTIRE AQUA CAST! Let them die from their own creation... Now, on to the next version... WEBMASTER is MEDDLING in the fate of WHITE VERSION! I've got a nasty suprise for this one... WEBMASTER used CREATION! LARGE HALL was created! I'll take it from here, Narrator... ENTIRE WHITE CAST appeared! NSYNC appeared! NSYNC used SING! ENTIRE WHITE CAST used RUNAWAY! Can't escape! LARGE HALL has no doors! They shouldn't be able to take more than a few hours of that... now, onto the next version... WEBMASTER is MEDDLING in the fate of TURQUOISE VERSION! WEBMASTER is MEDDLING in the fate of SHADOW VERSION! WEBMASTER is MEDDLING in the fate of SEVERAL OTHER HIGH-RANKED VERSIONS! That should be enough for now... I wonder whether those Aqua characters are dead yet... WEBMASTER checks up on AQUA VERSION! Let's see... No sign of DOOMPUFF! What? No sign of MEDDLING! I'll just do it again then... WEBMASTER is MEDDLING in the fate of AQUA VERSION! It didn't affect AQUA VERSION! What's going on? Why didn't it work? ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER appears! Uh-oh... that's not good. ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER sensed MEDDLING! ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER removed the effects of MEDDLING! ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER wants to know if YOU were MEDDLING! It wasn't me... it was... um... ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER used AW LEGACY! ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER knows the TRUTH! Oh, what's the use of arguing with the Almighty Webmaster... You know I did it. ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER knows the TRUTH about DARK VERSION's rise to #2! It's because all the other Webmasters just got Diablo II! Well duh... But ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER did NOT know the TRUTH about who MEDDLED! I just admitted it, didn't I? Yep! Alright, see ya! Can't escape! Narrator! Let me go! NOBODY escapes the ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER! I was afraid of that. ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER will PUNISH you for your EVIL CRIME! What... what are you going to do? ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER used OMNI-STRIKE... ...On the NARRATOR! Right, now I'm... I'm not going to say it. NARRATOR is in too much PAIN to pick up his CUE! Why did you do that, Oh Almighty Webmaster? NARRATOR lied! NARRATOR made up that line about PUNISHING you for your EVIL CRIME! So... what are you going to do now? ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER tells you that if you want to MEDDLE, do it in a CROSSOVER! But then they might meddle in my version too! It's better than nothing, isn't it? sigh I suppose so. ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER let you off with a WARNING! ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER leaves! Was there any real point to this battle? If it can even be called a battle? NARRATOR asks you the same question! You wrote it, after all! Point taken. And it stops now... I've had enough for now... WEBMASTER used END! ... .. .
		Recap: Ever wondered what happened to Simon the Lumberjack after his fight with Garrett over a tree? Read on to find out. Battle #24: Tree Troubles... Again? August 16th, 2000 Player: Simon the Lumberjack [Record: 0:1:0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Garrett the Holy/Tree (Battle #16) LJSIMON is SINGING! I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay... I work all night and I drink all day... LJSIMON is NOT OKAY! LJSIMON is still DAMAGED from WOUNDS recieved in BATTLE #16! Aargh! You didn't have to remind me! Nor does LJSIMON have WORK or DRINK! Nor is there any DAY or NIGHT in DARK VERSION! It's just DARK! Geez... I was just singing... no need to make a fuss over it. LJSIMON should also be giving the READERS the impression that he is EVIL! LJSIMON does not sound EVIL! So? It's not my fault the Webmaster isn't very good at character personalities etc! LJSIMON has a POINT! NARRATOR shuts up! TREE appeared! Aha! Some lumber! TREE used RUN! Can't escape! You can't escape me! No tree has escaped me yet! THAT is probably because they are ROOTED to the GROUND! And anyway, that TREE you faced in BATTLE #16 escaped you! Will you stop bringing up Battle #16? And anyway, it didn't escape me! It beat me! There's a difference! NARRATOR doesn't care! TREE sent out LEAF! Is that the best you can do? Allow me to mulch it! LJSIMON sent out AUTOMULCHR! AUTOMULCHR used MULCHR! AUTOMULCHR created SUCTION! LEAF was sucked in! Foolish tree... you can never defeat a lumberjack! AUTOMULCHR's attack continues! What? LEAF is DEVOLVING! LEAF devolved into MULCH! You're next, tree! LJSIMON is now portraying sufficient EVIL! MULCH landed at base of TREE! TREE absorbed MULCH! TREE gained several LEVELS! TREE wants to fight! Aha! An almost-worthy opponent! Go, Axe! LJSIMON already has a pokemon out! Oh yeah. Well, may as well use that... Mulch it! AUTOMULCHR used MULCHR! TREE used BRANCH TOSS! BRANCH was MULCHD! You need to work on your grammar a bit there, Narrator. NARRATOR doesn't like you as it is! LJSIMON should watch it! You... don't... like me? LJSIMON is SLOW! That should seem pretty obvious! I'm quick enough with my Axe! LJSIMON already has a pokemon out! Grrr... Back to the BATTLE! MULCH landed at base of TREE! TREE gained several LEVELS! Alright... Automulcher, point away from the tree! AUTOMULCHR is pointed AWAY! TREE used BRANCH TOSS! Quick, mulch it! AUTOMULCHR used MULCHR! AUTOMULCHR is pointed in the WRONG DIRECTION! You sneaky little... AUTOMULCHR was hit and impaled by BRANCH! AUTOMULCHR is UNSTABLE! No! Return! Too late! AUTOMULCHR used EXPLODE! AUTOMULCHR fainted! BRANCH was reduced to MULCH! Oh no... you wouldn't dare... NARRATOR would, and will! MULCH landed at base of TREE! TREE gained several LEVELS! What? TREE is evolving! TREE evolved into WOOD GOLEM! Now that my AUTOMULCHR is fainted... I should be able to use my Axe! Go, AXE! Chop it in half! AXE used CHOP! WOODGOLEM was cut in half! Wow... that wasn't hard. What? WOODGOLEM1/2 is evolving! WOODGOLEM1/2 evolved into WOODGOLEM! What? WOODGOLEM1/2 is evolving! WOODGOLEM1/2 evolved into WOODGOLEM! Uh-oh... this is a really bad rip-off of 'The Sorcerer's Apprentice', isn't it? You bet! WOODGOLEM DUO want to fight! Eeep. WOODGOLEM DUO used DOUBLE TEAM POWER PUNCH! It's super effective! Wouldn't using that mean a LONGNAMEATTACK Failed? LJSIMON should not question the NARRATOR! LJSIMON is in no POSITION to question NARRATOR! Why? LJSIMON is UPSIDE DOWN! LJSIMON is at an altitude of 1000 feet and RISING! LJSIMON should not UNDERESTIMATE the power of the WOOD GOLEMS! Oh. AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH! LJSIMON is BLASTING OFF AGAIN! ... ELSEWHERE... ... DEVEN is waking up! JESSIE is waking up! DEVEN and JESSIE curse HOLYGARY! LJSIMON appeared! AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH! LJSIMON accidently used BODY SLAM! It's super effective! DEVEN fainted! JESSIE fainted! LJSIMON fainted! WOODGOLEMS win!
		Recap: Josh's second, and hopefully more successful, journey into Dark Version. Battle #25: A Close enco... Oh, you know what I mean. August 16th, 2000 Player: Josh [Record: 0:0:0] Last Battle: Severe confusion (Battle #22) JOSH is playing his ELECTRIC GUITAR! Huh? What's that? JOSH is hearing VOICES! I must be hearing things... That's what I just said! Alright... what's going on? NARRATOR sighs! NARRATOR is having a severe case of deja vu! NARRATOR used FASTFORWARD! TIME is being FASTFORWARDED! ... ... JOSH fell through HOLE! JOSH landed HARD! ELEGUITAR landed on JOSH! JOSH is in INCREDIBLE PAIN! Geez... Ya think? Now, will you please tell me where I am? And why I'm here? NARRATOR hands JOSH a copy of BATTLE #22! JOSH is reading BATTLE #22! Hmmm... You cut off my leg?! NARRATOR says yes! Wow... that must have hurt... NARRATOR offers to show you just how much it would hurt! No! I mean... no, I'd prefer not. Why don't I remember this happening? NARRATOR points to BOTTOM of BATTLE! Oh. And I can't say ----... oh, I see. NARRATOR hopes you're not going to try to make something of it! No... That's what led to my leg being chopped off last time... NARRATOR thinks JOSH wants to know why he's HERE! Um... yeah, that would be nice. WEBMASTER has recently been reading a SERIES of BOOKS! Yeah... nothing new there. He's always reading. In this particular SERIES, (The Spellsong Cycle, by L. E. Modesitt Jr.) MUSIC is considered an incredibly powerful WEAPON! And this has... what to do with me? WEBMASTER particularly LIKED this SERIES! WEBMASTER decided to EMULATE it in his POKEBATTLES VERSION! I don't know much about this place, but why are you putting this in a pokebattle? I mean, why didn't you just explain this to me and then put me in a battle? JOSH has a point! NARRATOR wants to know how you know this is a battle! Well, you made it a battle last time... I just assumed... JOSH is smarter than NARRATOR thought! Hey... Now... JOSH is the most MUSICAL person WEBMASTER knows! So... He's giving me this music power? Yes! Cool! How does it work? Like this! TREE appeared! NARRATOR used SING! TREE is STRONG, TREE is WRONG, Turn to FIRE with this SONG! It's super effective! TREE is BURNT! TREE fainted! That's a bit of an understatement... it's nothing but ashes... Yeah, yeah... get used to it. I've never heard that song before... NARRATOR pulled it straight out of aforementioned BOOKS! Do I have to do all the all-caps words? No, that's a NARRATOR's special touch. Good. NARRATOR warns you that you should be CAREFUL when singing! Why? This is POKEBATTLES! EVERYTHING is taken literally! Ah... Oh, and there's one more thing the WEBMASTER asked me to do... NARRATOR used EVOLVE! What? ELEGUITAR is EVOLVING! ELEGUITAR evolved into DITINSTRO! What's a Ditinstro? It looks exactly the same to me... The DITINSTRO can imitate any INSTRUMENT! Ditinstro... oh, Ditto instrument. Very funny. It's not supposed to be a JOKE! Oh. JOSH can use his instrument to use attacks too! Well... enough explaining. If this is a battle, I'm sure the readers are getting bored. ... ELSEWHERE... ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER appeared! ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER is holding DARK VERSION'S BATTLE QUALITY STAR COLLECTION over a pit full of FAILED DOOMPUFF SPINOFFS! Err... END BATTLE!

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