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Robocop makes a triumphant return in this battle.
It's been awhile since I heard anything about Robocop. I thought that guy was dead or at least cancelled. Well, his spirit lives on in this week's Primary battle. This battle, surprisingly, is from a bank robber's perspective. Things get interesting when Robocop decides to experiment with nuclear weaponry. My only complaint is that this battle is on the short side.
Battle #26: Robocop Justice October 27, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Bank Robber [No Record]
Written by Ocelot924@aol.com New Author
BANKROBBER challenges ROBOCOP!!
BANKROBBER chooses GUNNER!
ROBOCOP sends out ROBOCOP!
He sure has confidence....
GUNNER uses UZI ATTACK!!!
ROBOCOP evades attack!!
ROBOCOP uses THREATENING VOICE.
GUNNER is confused!
ROBOCOP uses CALL FOR BACKUP
ROBOCOP's defense greatly rose!!
Wow!! This guy is amazing!
BANKROBBER withdraws GUNNER.
Get 'em, DRIVER! The enemy's strong!!
DRIVER uses DRIVE!!
ROBOCOP's unaffected!!
ROBOCOP uses MEGA ROCKET!
ROBOCOP's attack missed!
This guy should stay at the shooting range!!
DRIVER uses DRIVE-BY SHOOTING
ROBOOCOP's speed greatly fell!!
ROBOCOP experiments with NUCLEAR DEVICE!!
ROBOCOP and DRIVER and BANKROBBER disintegrate.
The whole world goes up in nuclear ashes.
The author of Tech War makes a triumphant return.
In this battle, we welcome a returning author who has actually written four battles prior to this one. In this particular battle, a trainer known as "Jason Ross" goes up against Queen Victoria because... hey... wait a minute.... Jason Ross is me!! The webmaster is robbed of his very dignity in this battle. You probably don't want to skip over this one!
Battle #27: The Attack of the Vile Victorians
November 3, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Jason Ross [No Record]
Written by suic@ihug.co.nz Author of Tiberian Sun War (Battle #23); The Day Team Rocket Won (Battle #19); Computer Showdown (Battle #15); Tech War (Battle #13)
I'll just walk back home to do my Victorian England studies
Queen Victoria appeared!
Cool I can get more information for my studies
Hey Queeny
Queen Victoria does not like being called queeny!
Queen Victoria wants to fight!
Queens have Pokémon?
Queen Victoria sent out sceptre!
Oh well I might as well fight her
Go! Da Evolution Man
Go! Da Evolution Man!
Shut up you stupid narration
Enemy sceptre used Bash!
Da Evolution Man fainted!
Ahhhh, my best Pokémon fainted
Jason withdrew Da Evolution Man!
Jason sent out Joe!
Use your realize attack
It's not very effective!
Enemy sceptre used Bash
It's super effective!
Oh man!
Jason withdrew Joe!
Jason sent out Cashier!
Cashier used Make them Pay!
Enemy Queen was forced to pay 1 billion dollars to Jason!
Oh yeah!
Enemy Queen withdrew Sceptre!
Enemy Queen Victoria sent out Queen Victoria!
Enemy Queen Victoria used Take Over the World!
Joe fainted!
Jason fainted!
Queen Victoria wins!
Queen Victoria: That should teach him not to call me queeny!
Prince Albert appeared!
Prince Albert wants to fight!
Queen Victoria: Oh no!
To be continued......
The author of the first Blue Version battle makes a triumphant return.
It's always refreshing to return to one's roots, as is illustrated with this battle. The author who originally wrote the first Blue Version battle (and therefore the very person who started this section in the first place) has finally returned to bring us another battle. Actually, she never really went anywhere in the first place. This battle was written and sent in long ago, but alas - the wait to get it published was incredibly long. I don't think I need to summarize the battle itself. You simply have to read this battle, if only because of the author's legendary status as a Blue Version author.
Battle #28: First Ever! November 3, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Bob "That Guy" Smith [Record: 2-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Windows (Battle #15)
Written by TomBoy802@aol.com
Author of Battle #1: Tree Time (Webmaster's Choice Award Winning Battle)
Author of Man with Hook?! (Battle #6)
Author of Battle #10: Showdown! (Readers' Choice Award Winning Battle)
Readers' Choice: Award Winning Battle
So, this is the first ever three way fight!
BUTCH: Yep. I choose you, YOURGAMEFILE!
BUTCH sent out YOURGAMEFILE
BUTCH: Hm, I still have this?
DA EVOLUTION MAN: Go, Gengar!
DA EVOLUTION MAN sent out GENGAR!
Go, Modem!
BOB sent out MODEM!
DA EVOLUTION MAN whispers to BUTCH!
BUTCH nods!
Uh oh... I don't like the looks of this...
Modem, use your... um... something attack!
MODEM used SOMETHING!
It's super effective!
YOURGAMEFILE is burned!
BUTCH: Uh oh... when YOURGAMEFILE is like this, it likes to delete stuff...
enemy YOURGAMEFILE used SAVE!
BUTCH saved the GAME!
BUTCH: Hm... that gives me an idea...
Modem, use something again!
MODEM used SOMETHING!
It's super effective!
YOURGAMEFILE fainted!
MODEM gained 4 exp points.
THAT'S IT?!
BUTCH: Heh... time for my secret plan!
BUTCH sent out GAME!
enemy GENGAR used HYPNOSIS!
MODEM fell asleep!
enemy GAME used DELETE!
It's super effective!
MODEM fainted!
THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!
YOU TWO ARE WORKING TOGETHER!
Truce?
BUTCH: Truce.
DA EVOLUTION MAN: Truce.
Butch, save the game.
enemy GAME used SAVE!
BUTCH saved the GAME!
GRRRRRRR! WHY WON'T THE POWER BUTTON TURN OFF?!!
BUTCH: That happened to me once.
DA EVOLUTION MAN: What do we do?
BUTCH: WE RUN LIKE WE NEVER RAN BEFORE!!!
DA EVOLUTION MAN ran away!
BUTCH URRH ran away!
Sissies.
wild MISSINGNO. appeared!
Uh oh... I saw what happened to Butch when a missingno. came to him...
BOB ran away!
MISSINGNO. took off mask!
MISSINGNO. is really PIKACHU!
PIKACHU: Pikachu!
The author of Attack of the Fake Pokégods makes a triumphant return.
It's quite a coincidence that this battle borrows the Tree from battle #1, alongside a battle written by the creator of that tree. The author, RainbowEevee@aol.com, has written two battles before this. In this battle, a new character by the name of Evil Erika sends her Poison Ivy to attack an angry tree. Will she be victorious? Scroll down to find out.
Battle #29: The Poison Ivy Takeover
November 10, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Evil Erika [No Record]
Written by RainbowEevee@aol.com
Author of The Attack of the Cheese (Battle #25)
Author of Battle #21: Attack of the Fake Pokégods (Dual Award Winner)
Ha ha ha! I am Erika's evil twin, Evil Erika! Ha ha ha!
EVIL ERIKA laughs loud and hard!
That's enough! My dog Pooky needs to go for a walk.
EVIL ERIKA took dog for a walk!
It's a nice, gloomy day!
POOKY lifted up its leg next to a TREE!
TREE is angry!
A tree? Oh well. Go Poison Ivy!
Go! POISON IVY!
I just said that! Poison Ivy; use your Wrap attack to take over Tree!
POISON IVY used WRAP on TREE!
It's super effective!
Wrap it more, Ivy!
POISON IVY used WRAP on TREE!
TREE is being strangled by POISON IVY!
Go Poison Ivy go!
POISON IVY killed TREE!
Good job, Poison Ivy. Now, return!
POISON IVY doesn't want to!
I said return!!!
POISON IVY says he's found a nice home on the dead tree!
Oh, well!!! Return or else!!!
POISON IVY used ITCHY CHEMICAL on EVIL ERIKA!
Huh??
EVIL ERIKA feels itchy!
Yes I do! Oooooo!!!!! Stupid Poison Ivy!
EVIL ERIKA has POISON IVY!
EVIL ERIKA fainted from itchiness!
POISON IVY wins!
Joe makes a (you guessed it) triumphant return in this battle.
Joe, who was introduced in Battle #3 and continues to be one of the more popular Blue Version characters, returns in this battle. The battle itself was written by the famed author of battle #1. After this, it will be a very long wait before we see more battles here by this author, so make sure to enjoy this one.
Battle #30: Particular Spray November 10, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Joe [Record: 2-2-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Tree (Tournament #1)
Written by TomBoy802@aol.com
Author of Battle #1: Tree Time (Webmaster's Choice Award Winning Battle)
Author of Man with Hook?! (Battle #6)
Author of Battle #10: Showdown! (Readers' Choice Award Winning Battle)
Author of Battle #28: First Ever! (Readers' Choice Award Winning Battle)
Webmaster's Choice: Award Winning battle
JOE used WALK!
JOE is WALKING down the street!
Now That I got my evolution spray, what do I do with it?
wild CAR appeared!
Oh yes! I can evolve it into a convertible!
Most importantly, MY convertible!
JOE realizes that the doesn't have a CONVERTIBLE!
I know that.
Masterball, GO!!!!!
CAR was caught!
Do you want to give a nickname to CAR?
NO!
NO! was sent to Box 4 on PC.
what?!
JOE withdrew NO!!
JOE changed NO!'s name to CAR!
Go, evolution spray!
Spray, spray car now!
What? CAR's evolving!
CAR evolved into CONVERTIBLE!
YEAH!! ALL RIGHT!!
wild ALAKAZAM appeared!
Spray, just attack it.
EVOLUTION SPRAY used SPRAY!
What? ALAKAZAM's evolving!
NO! NOT LIKE THAT!
ALAKAZAM evolved into MEW!
Klash appeared!
KLASH: Thanks for evolving my Alakazam. I've been trying for years!
Uh... OK...
KLASH: NOW GIVE ME THE SPRAY!!!
KLASH snatches EVOLUTION SPRAY from JOE!
What? EVOLUTION SPRAY is de-evolving!
EVOLUTION SPRAY de-evolved into DE-EVOLUTION SPRAY!
KLASH used DE-EVOLUTION SPRAY!
What? JOE is de-evolving!
JOE de-evolved into DOT!
...
KLASH: HAH HA!
DOT ran away!
I'll get you back!
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