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Nightmares are a product of our most dangerous thoughts.
RainbowEevee@aol.com, by now a familiar author on this site, brings us this week's secondary battle for the second week in a row. The battle features familiar characters, some of whom were created by the author, and others who were borrowed from Red Version. (Including Da Evolution Man) The conflict centers around Pikachu battling Amanda, but things quickly spiral out of control.
Battle #31: Pikachu's Nightmare
November 17, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Amanda [Record: 2-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Cheese (Battle #25)
Written by RainbowEevee@aol.com
Readers' Choice: Award Winning Battle
Author of The Poison Ivy Takeover (Battle #29)
Author of The Attack of the Cheese (Battle #25)
Author of Battle #21: Attack of the Fake Pokégods (Dual Award Winner)
AMANDA is taking a walk!
Ok, enough with the voices!
AMANDA is angry!
Yes I am! Now go away!
PIKACHU wonders what's going on!
PIKACHU: Pika? Chu? Pika pi chu?
Pikachu, that annoying voice has to go away!
PIKACHU says he likes the annoying voice!
Oh, ya! Wanna battle? Go MissingNo!
PIKACHU sent out BIGGLYWUFF!
Return MissingNo! Go, Weedle!
AMANDA sent out WEEDLE!
PIKACHU: Pikachu! Pika pika chu pi chu chu pika kachu!
PIKACHU is laughing!
Weedle, Kill!!!
WEEDLE used KILL!
BIGGLYWUFF fainted!
PIKACHU sent out PIKACHU!
Go, MissingNo!
MISSINGNO looked at PIKACHU!
PIKACHU is scared!
MISSINGNO ate PIKACHU!
DA EVOLUTION MAN is MAD!
MISSINGNO is still hungry!
MISSINGNO turned to DA EVOLUTION MAN!
MISSINGNO ate DA EVOLUTION MAN.
MISSINGNO skipped happily into the Sunset at 1:00 AM.
That was weird... Mew, don't you think so?
MEW agrees!
Ok weird voice SHUT UP NOW!!!!!
THE WEIRD VOICE went away!
Yay! I'm happy now!
Gee, Da Evolution Man was a main character...
Wonder how he likes it in MissingNo.
Hey... maybe I can be a main character now....
AMANDA DAYDREAMS!
I said go away!!!!
AMANDA ate the BEEF JERKY!
No I didn't!...that got moldy... I didn't eat it.
Yes you did!
No I didn't
Yes you did!
You're not the boss of me!
THE WEIRD VOICE ran away!
That's unusual.
Books sometimes provoke dangerous thoughts.
It's been quite awhile since we've heard anything from Charmy@ist.ca. This was the author of Battle #11, and this battle begins exactly where the last one left off. Jake once again finds himself in a battle against entertainment - whereas last time he was attacked by a television set, he now is attacked by a hostile book. Find out the results below...
Battle #32: Literacy Letdown November 17, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Jake [Record: 1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. T.V. (Battle #11)
Written by charmy@ist.ca Author of Nightmare Vision (Battle #11)
Well, I beat the T.V, but now I'll have to read a book.
Book wants to fight!
Not again! Go Magazine!
Book used papercut!
It's super effective!
He's still alright, Magazine, use a useless ad!
Magazine used useless ad!
It's not very effective...
Book used Papercut!
It's super effective!
Magazine fainted!
NO! Go Bookcase! Maybe this will help.
Bookcase used put away!
Book got put away!
It's super effective!
YES!
Book fainted!
Well, that's the end of that.
Book case says it isn't over!
What!
Bookcase says the book didn't mean any harm!
So...
Bookcase wants to fight!
Bookcase used put away on Jake!
Jake got put away!
I'll light a match, maybe I'll be able to find a way out.
Jake sent out match!
Match burned Bookcase to a crisp!
Bookcase fainted!
Candle gained 6035 exp. points!
What? Match is evolving!
It is? Into what?
Match evolved into candle!
This is the weirdest battle I've ever been in...
The End!
Fanfics portray the thoughts of the author.
Fanfic War X is a long battle that I'm not sure I fully understand. The battle begins as a fairly standard one, then quickly moves on to become a complicated battle with many genuinely humorous moments. I am unable to summarize the whole battle with a central plot; you'll just have to read it for yourself.
Battle #33: Fanfic War X November 24, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Snifit 2 [No Record]
Written by Snifit02@aol.com New Author
Webmaster's Choice: Award Winning Battle
Hey, it's Snifit X! Ready to die?
Snifit X wants to fight!
Without any dialogue? Ha! Loser!
Snifit X used INSULT.
Snifit X INSULTED you!
Uh, like, ouch.
Um... App Snifit! I choose you!
Go! APP SNIFIT!
App! use your slash attack!
APP SNIFIT used SLASH!
APP SNIFIT's attack missed!
Huh? That sucks. That's not right...
SNIFIT X says SHUT UP!
Oh yeah? Make me.
SNIFIT X makes you SHUT UP!
It's super effective!
Mmm, mmmmmph!
APP SNIFIT used CURE!
SNIFIT 2 was no longer SHUT UP!
How dare you attack a trainer! Loser! I'll show you! App! Attack!
APP SNIFIT used SLASH!
TREE is paralyzed!
Huh?? What the freak... You're attacking a tree?
TREE fell down!
SNIFIT X fainted!
Whoa. Good job, App.
SNIFIT X used FINAL ATTACK-REVIVE!
Huh? Hey, you can't use items when you're dead! And this isn't Final Fantasy VII either!
SNIFIT X doesn't care!
SNIFIT X will do what he wants.
You're a retard.
SNIFIT 2's rage is building!
APP SNIFIT used WRITE A FANFIC!
Huh? What the heck are you doing now, App?
APP SNIFIT wrote a fanfic!
Thaaaaat's nice...
SNIFIT X used PUNCH!
SNIFIT 2 was PUNCHED!
Ow! That hurt!
SNIFIT 2's rage is building!
APP SNIFIT used UPDATE!
SNIFIT 2's web page was UPDATED!
Thnaks for the help, App. You update the page, and I'll try to kill Snifit X.
SNIFIT 2 lunged at SNIFIT X!
It's not very effective.
What!? That's total BS!
SNIFIT X fainted!
Huh?
APP SNIFIT handed SNIFIT 2 a FANFIC!
SNIFIT 2 read the FANFIC!
Hey, Snifit X dies in this fanfic...
SNIFIT 2's brain finally realizes something from the FANFIC!
Oh, okay. I understand now. And he needed to update it for people to read it and believe it!
Yes!
Okay, cool.
APP SNIFIT gained 500,000 EXP!
.... What? No level up?
No!
Ah, that sucks. Back to the training...
SNIFIT 2 gained 500,000 EXP!
Spiffy... do I level up?
What? SNIFIT 2 is evolving!
Huh? Hey, what the frick? You can't do this to a trainer!
SNIFIT 2 evolved into SNIFIT 2!
Uh... come again?
SNIFIT 2 learned MULTI-PLAYER!
Oh, cool. My main magic attack. App, return!
APP SNIFIT already returned!
I swear he was there a minute ago... oh well.
SNIFIT 2 walked away safely!
It is dangerous to battle against Gary.
Pokégirl Rival pits the new trainer Pokégirl against the infamous Gary from the Pokémon TV series. There's a little bit of a food fight involved in this battle, when a pretzel and a chip are sent out against each other. I wonder how long it will be before we have a trainer called Da Evolution Girl...
Battle #34: Pokégirl Rival November 24, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Pokégirl [No Record]
Written by SundogChel@aol.com New Author
POKéGIRL is taking a walk!
Hey, my name's not POKéGIRL!
POKéGIRL is complaining!
Oh fine, I'm POKéGIRL
GARY is challenging POKéGIRL to a battle!
From the TV show?
GARY is nodding!
Oh....you suck, you know that?
GARY is mad!
Oh, I'm really scared!
GARY is challenging POKéGIRL to a battle!
Oh, fine.
GARY calls out VENOMOTH!
Hehe.....Ok, let's go, CHARMANDER!
GARY withdraws VENOMOTH and calls out CHIP!
Come back, Charmander and let's go PRETZEL!
CHIP uses FATTENING!
Block it, Pretzel!
PRETZEL uses BLOCK!
It's not very effective....
Whatta ya mean "Not effective"?!? It killed him!
GARY is DEAD!
Oh...wrong thing Pretzel. But oh well!
CHIP is DEAD!
Return, PRETZEL!
PRETZEL is DEAD!
Oh, well. I better move on now.
POKéGIRL runs away!
No, I walked!
POKéGIRL is complaining!
NO, I'M NOT!
POKéGIRL is complaining!
Oh whatever.
POKéGIRL is DEAD!
I AM NOT DEAD,YOU DARN THINGIE!
POKéGIRL is DEAD!
I'm leaving this!
POKéGIRL is DEAD!
Bye now!
.....
That's better
It is dangerous to fool around with the de-evolution spray.
Surprise! You thought it would be awhile before we saw another battle written by PhntmM12@aol.com [now TomBoy802@aol.com], didn't you? So did I, until I stumbled across Face off--a secondary battle that was scheduled for December 1. I had completely forgotten that this battle existed. Looks like we get to enjoy one more battle from this author. Check it out below!
Battle #35: Face off December 1, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Klash [Record: 1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Joe (Battle #30)
Written by TomBoy802@aol.com
Author of Battle #1: Tree Time (Webmaster's Choice Award Winning Battle)
Author of Man with Hook?! (Battle #6)
Author of Battle #10: Showdown! (Readers' Choice Award Winning Battle)
Author of Battle #28: First Ever! (Readers' Choice Award Winning Battle)
Author of Battle #30: Particular Spray (Webmaster's Choice Award Winning Battle)
Now that I stole the evolution spray, I'll be the best trainer!
DOT is appearing in the distance!
WHAT?! NO, NOT HIM!!!!!!!!
DOT demands that you give him the spray!
Never!
DOT grabs spray out of Klash's hands!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
DOT used SPRAY!
What? DOT is evolving!
DOT evolved into JOE!
JOE: You'll pay!
What? EVOLUTION SPRAY is de-evolving!
Uh oh...........
EVOLUTION SPRAY de-evolved into DE-EVOLUTION SPRAY!
no, no, no
KLASH is begging on her KNEES!
JOE shakes his HEAD!
KLASH is KISSING JOE's feet!
JOE shakes his head!
JOE used SPRAY!
KLASH de-evolved into GEEK!
What?! No!
GEEK snorts!
JOE used SPRAY!
GEEK de-evolved into NOTHINGNESS!
MEW looks for KLASH!
MEW joins JOE!
JOE: Cool.
JOE jumps into his CONVERTABLE and drives off!
oh great.
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