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Battle #F1:
Run Away! Run Away! April 30, 2000
Setting: Game 10% / Reality 90% / Anime 0%
Player:
Brendan [0-0-0]
Written
by: Eric,
MHE
Hmm,
been boring lately hasn't it, Fanboy?
Ally
FANBOY says he sees something!
What is it?
Ally FANBOY
suddenly screams like a little girl and runs away!
Uh…
SABRINA
appeared!
Oh, now I understand. I think I'll be leaving too!
Can't
escape!
SABRINA
wants to know what you know about DOOMPUFF!
Oh? Doompuff? Only that it's right behind you.
SABRINA
runs away shrieking!
Heh, heh, oldest trick in the…
DOOMPUFF
really WAS right behind SABRINA!
OH
SHOOT! Time to follow the example of many great tacticians…
RUN AWAY!!
BRENDAN
used RUN!
BRENDAN is running!
DOOMPUFF is in hot pursuit!
I'mgonnadieI'mgonnadieI'mgonnadie!!!!!!
ANGELS
appeared!
ANGELS were sent by GOD to stop DOOMPUFF!
God
you coward! You aren't man enough to come down here and take the 'Puff yourself
so you send your lackeys?!?!
HEAVENS
parted!
GREAT HAND points at you!
VOICE OF GOD: So what?
DOOMPUFF jumped up into SPLIT SKY!
Uhhh….
FLASHES
of light are seen and screaming is heard!
Not
good… if God was killed by it, can anything beat it?
Sure
there are things that can defeat DOOMPUFF!
Like what?
The ALL MIGHTY WEBMASTERS of RED and AQUA!
You're telling me the webmasters are more powerful than god?
As
far as POKéBATTLES go, yes!
Truthfully, I thought the Aqua Webmaster was an a…
DOOMPUFF
reappeared!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
DOOMPUFF
says its REIGN OF TERROR has just begun!
Um…mind explaining how that can be? You've killed off all earthly religious
idols and cut our planet's population in half. How can you just be starting?
DOOMPUFF
says that's what other planets are for!
I had to ask…
So, Doompuff, how come I'm still alive?
DOOMPUFF
says it has bigger fish to fry!
DOOMPUFF is leaving to battle MICROSOFT!
Huh…for once I wish it the best of luck.
Hey, ya know…no one's done any fighting this isn't technically a Poké battle
if…
NARRATOR
wants to fight!
NARRATOR knocked BRENDAN out!
NARRATOR wins!
NARRATOR runs away before battle between DOOMPUFF and MICROSOFT can start!
Battle #F2:
Creations VS Mewtwo and Red Doompuff June
1, 2000
Setting: Reality 0% / Game 100% /Anime 0%
Player:
Ultimon [0-0-0]
Written by: Ultimon
DRAGONA:
(on lookout duty) Trouble.
The CREATIONS of the TRAINERS and POKEMON are moving towards their SECRET
LOCATION.
BONE GARUMADA: What is that on the field?
Dragona
just said what it was.
BONE GARUMADA: Whatever.
The CREATIONS and the POKEMON are approching fast. They soon arrive!
MEWTWO: Battles. We want to test your stregnth. I love battles!
Test
us then!
MEWTWO: Then if you lose we will have conveniently wiped out a weak thing!
NARRATOR:
What did you call them?
Match #1
RED DOOMPUFF VS. ULTIMON
LOSE!
RED DOOMPUFF did not like that!
RED DOOMPUFF sent out RED DOOMPUFF!
ULTIMON sent out ULTIMON!
ULTIMON is focusing its energy!
RED DOOMPUFF used RABID BITE!
ULTIMON evaded attack!
RED DOOMPUFF is CONFUSED because no-one escapes that attack!
ULTIMON used DRAGON STORM!
RED DOOMPUFF is FROZEN SOLID!
RED DOOMPUFF is CONFUSED and FROZEN! It tried to break free and it hurt itself
in its CONFUSION!
ULTIMON is focussing energy!
ULTIMON used FEATHER DANCE!
RED DOOMPUFF DIED!
ULTIMON IS THE WINNER WITHOUT A SINGLE SCRATCH!
Match #2
BONE GARURADA VS. MEWTWO
MEWTWO: Begin the match!
MEWTWO wants to fight. MEWTWO sent out MEWTWO!
BONE GARURADA sent out -
BONE GARURADA: Don't say it!
NARRATOR RAN!
BONE GARURADA: I will use DRAGON SPEAR! A DRAGON CAME OUT AND WRAPPED AROUND
MEWTWO!
MEWTWO: I... Mewtwo uhh!... oww!... will... use owch!... recover! THE DRAGON
DISAPEARED!
BONE GARURADA: I will use JAVELIYN THROW! BONE GARURADA'S spear hit MEWTWO!
MEWTWO: oooooo....ummm...recover! BONE GARURADA'S spear disapeared!
NARRATOR came back!
ALL: WHAT?
NARRATOR: Continue on.
ALL: OKAY.
BONE GARURADA feels weak without HIS SPEAR.
DRAGONA takes his spot!
DRAGONA used DRAGONA RAGE!
MEWTWO fainted!
DRAGONA refuses to finish MEWTWO off!
ULTIMON TAKES DRAGONA'S SPOT!
ULTIMON
is focusing his energy!
ULTIMON used FEATHER DANCE!
MEWTWO DIED!
So
who are the weaklings now?
Battle #F3:
Doompuff’s Secret Part 1
June 10, 2000
Setting: Reality 0% /Metal Version 100% /Anime 0%
Player:
Ultrainer [0-0-0]
Written by: Ultrainer
ULTRAINER
STUMBLED INTO DOOMPUFF SHRINE!
ULTRAINER DISCOVERED ALMIGHTY SECRET TO DOOMPUFF'S POWERS!
i
cant belive it....it was right in front of our faces the entire
time.........can any one guess?i'll say what it is in metal armageddon
soon......and its gonna be a surprise....funny,and serious....
ULTRAINER FORGOT SOMETHING!
um,what
did i forget?
METAL VERSION NARRATOR IS METALDOOMPUFF!
holy......im out of here!
CANT ESCAPE!
MWUHAHAHAHAHAH!
YOU KNOW MY SECRET,I CANT LET YOU LEAVE ALIVE!
now where's
goku.....*looks in backpack for pokeball* maybe i can sacrifice goku to save
myself.....oh wait!
i can use doompuffs secret to get out of here.....*meddles with a small object*
allright!
ULTRAINER!NO...YOU
CANT! STOP!!!!!
cya
'round doomy!
ULTRAINER LEFT!
MY SECRET COULD DEVASTATE ALL POKEKIND MORE THAN I COULD......
Battle #F4:
Doompuff’s Secret Part 2
June 10, 2000
Setting: Reality 0% / Flame Version 100% /Anime 0%
Player:
Matt [0-0-0]
Written by: Flashfire
Uh...I'm not going to ask...
I'll just watch the Doompuff thing...
EVILRAIMEW appeared!
What
do YOU want then...
EVILRAIMEW
wants..uh..NOTHING!
EVILRAIMEW whistles INNOCENTLY!
Suure...
EVILRAIMEW
wants to fight DOOMPUFF!
No...Please
no...You mean I have to become one of that 78% statistic? Instead of the 22%
one?!
EVILRAIMEW nods!
Well...Cutepuff
has got a pretty ok record...
EVILRAIMEW wants to fight DOOMPUFF though!
But
I don't HAVE a Doompuff! I have you...
EVILRAIMEW will fight a DOOMPUFF or YOU won't be able to have ANYTHING!
And
what do you mean by that?
YOU don't want to KNOW!
I
do!
NO you DON'T!
TELL
ME! NOW!!
NARRATOR whispers it to MATT!
Um...Sparks...Omae
O Korosu sound good right about now...
EVILRAIMEW: Er...
MATT shouts OMAE O KOROSU!
EVILRAIMEW can't escape!
EVILRAIMEW: Why not?
NARRATOR said so!
EVILRAIMEW: Fine...
Battle #F5:
The End of Frost Megaboompuff June
10, 2000
Setting: Reality 0% / Frost Version 100% /Anime 0%
Player: FW
[0-0-0]
Written by: End
FROST
MEGABOOMPUFF is fast asleep!
Go,
everyone!
Millions of POKEMON!
Everyone,
use your best attack at that giant monster!
No effect!
Oh
no! The entire universe will be destroyed!
Looks like a very destructive Flareon!
It's
all Flashfire's fault!
At least the entire FLAME system will be eaten. It's just over there!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF ate FROST BETA I!
You died!
Looks like a bad planet choice!
But it continues!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is eating up the entire FROST BETA system flying at a
quarter of the speed of light!
It has finished eating the FROST BETA system!
ATTACK MISSILES are flying in from EVERY VERSION!
It's not very effective!
More ATTACK MISSILES are flying in from EVERY VERSION!
It's still not very effective!
Looks like bad missile design!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is eating the FROST DELTA SYSTEM!
It's having trouble controlling its path!
It flew to a DOOMPUFF spinoff tournament!
It entered successfully!
TOURNAMENT AREA: First match: FROST MEGABOOMPUFF versus METAL DOOMPUFF!
TOURNAMENT AREA: Things don't look good for this newcomer from METAL VERSION!
METAL DOOMPUFF used BITE!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF was so big it probably didn't notice it!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is stamping around trying to step on METAL DOOMPUFF!
METAL DOOMPUFF went flying!
And landed in FROST MEGABOOMPUFF's mouth!
TOURNAMENT AREA: FROST MEGABOOMPUFF wins easily!
TOURNAMENT AREA: Next up, FROST MEGABOOMPUFF versus THE EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF
of DOOM!
DOOMPUFF used SUMMON EVIL!
All evil character from the universe appeared!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF used FLY!
TOURNAMENT AREA: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
EVIL CHARACTERS ran away!
EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF of DOOM used DOOM missile!
It's not very effective!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is making aviation records!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is at 100km above the tournament and rising!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF is falling!
DOOMPUFF watches helplessly!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF falls even further!
DOOMPUFF ran away!
TOURNAMENT AREA: FROST MEGABOOMPUFF wins the match!
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF landed!
TOURNAMENT AREA exploded!
And was eaten by FROST MEGABOOMPUFF!
It's using ROCKET's again!
It's heading for FROST DELTA!
PLANET DEFENSE CANNONS alook like PEASHOOTERS in perspective!
ATTACK MISSILES are heading at FROST MEGABOOMPUFF!
It's not very effective!
Oh
no!
NARRATOR: "Hey! You shouldn't be speaking!"
But
it's so scary that I have to!
The EPSILON system is the only one this 10000 km monster hasn't eaten!
NARRATOR tells you to SHUT UP!
More ATTACK MISSILE are COMING!
Millions!
Oh no! Just 20 or so planets left!
NARRATOR is holding your mouth shut!
NARRATOR: "You're already dead!"
FROST MEGABOOMPUFF fainted!
Just 1 planet left!
NARRATOR: Phew! Just FROST EPSILON I left!
NARRATOR is so amazed he let you live again!
You became alive again!
Ok,
take us to FROST EPSILON I!
You were teleported to FROST EPSILON I!
Now
for the battle...
Battle #F6:
A Butched Welcome June 10, 2000
Setting: Reality 0% / Emerald Version 100% /Anime 0%
Player:
Butch Urrh from Tristram [0-0-0]
Written by: Butch Urrh
BUTCH is in EMERALD VERSION!
Urrh?
How'd I get here? Last thing I remember I was fighting off knock-off's and
narrators.. not to mention dealing with ignorant applicants..
And I lost my MissingNo.!*cries*
BUTCH is crying like a little baby!
Oh,
shuddap!
NO!
BUTCH is angry!
BUTCH snapped!
BUTCH began boxing with nearby TREE!
Uh...
uh-oh…
TREE wants to fight!
Enemy TREE used LEAF!
LEAF fell on BUTCH's head!
Oh
please, what will that do to me?
BUTCH used PUNCH!
BUTCH drank some FRUIT PUNCH!
TREE was an APPLE TREE!
FRUIT JUICE was APPLE JUICE!
TREE snapped!... litteraly!
TREE fainted!
What
a warm welcome to this version...
Battle #F7:
I’m in Stitches Part 4
June 10, 2000
Setting: Reality 0% / Game 100% /Anime 0%
Player:
Sarcastic Dude [0-0-0]
Written by: SPSquirtle
Note: Part 1, 2, and 3 of this battle were posted on other
network sites.
Now...
Sora, Mimi, and Kari.
SORA is SORE!
SORA died!
MIMI's hat BLEW AWAY!
MIMI CRIED so much she DIED!
KARI was too YOUNG to DIE!
INSTEAD...
SHE PERISHED!
All DIGIDESTINED are DEAD!
DEVIMON: Woo-hoo! Yeah! Cool baby cool baby cool babbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyy!
ETEMON: That's my line!
DEVIMON: Oh, shaddup.
DEVIMON and ETEMON died!
Meanwhile...
IZZY: Go magikarp!
TK: Go DOOMPUFF!
TK wins!
IZZY: I’m dizzy...
Of
course, based on your name, it's quite cool.
IZZY: According to me, a computer is a computer. ONLY I KNOW THAT!
Oh
give me a break.
SABRINA's eyes turned BLUE!
IZZY is doing the dance that ASH did in ABRA and the PSYCHIC SHOWDOWN!
ASH: Haha!
IZZY: And dance to the left and dance to the right and dance to the left and
dance to the right...
Battle #F8: The
Deep, Dark, Scary Hole
July 8, 2000
Setting: Ice Cream Barrel 10% / Deep Hole 90% /Anime 0%
Player:
DoubleD [0-0-0]
Written by: DoubleD, Lani, RobbyMVB, Amanda_Erk, EvilCat1234, and
Sir_Chargon
*Tiny
voice from DoubleD's hand: HE's crazy...
NO
I'M NOT!!
*Voice: Yes he is...
SHUT
UP!!
Damn hand I'm not crazy! Say, since when did you learn how to talk?
*DD's Hat: He's almost always known. I taught him. By the way, you're going
crazy.*
Shuttup!
Shuttup! Shuttup! I am not! Damn you hat! Damn you! Now.. where did I put my
axe?
*DD's Hat: Uh.. it's right there in that deep dark hole over there.. heh
heh...*
LANI:
No,no,no. You're not the the axe-wielding maniac here. I am. Get it right or
pay the price!
Eeek!
LANI is threatening DD with Axe!
Er..
Hat... A little help, here?
*DD's Hat: Push her in the hole, DD*
Which
hole?
*DD's Hat: You know, the deep, dark, scary looking one!*
Oh,
right. In you go...
DD used PUSH!
LANI fell in hole!
Muhahahahahahahahaha!
Of course, if I'm right, I pushed the innocent one in and the real murderer is
still at large. Uh-oh....
PENGUIN
jumped in after LANI!
LANI
is climbing out of the hole!
NARRATOR is not quite sure WHICH Lani it is at the moment,but it is definitly a
LANI!
LANI: Thanks alot,DoubleD
PENGUIN is climbing over LANI!
LANI: OW!
Ah crap, Penguin, why do you have to get so damn attached to these
people...? Now I have to go and rescue you...
DD jumped in hole!
You
know, maybe I should have used a rope or something, I don't know how I'll get
out of here...
DD is still falling!
Hey,
how long is this thing, anyway?
DD
hit the GROUND!
Good...
...on his HEAD!
What? Uh-oh... There's LANI and penguin, climbing out... And there
they go... Is there an end to this hole? I think I should hit the bottom soon.
END? What is END?
Oh
crap. Suppose I should swing over to the side and pull a
Tom-Cruise-Mid-air-grab-cliff-thing, huh?
NARRATOR see's no other alternative!
Well,
here goes!
DD made it!
DD is now climbing up hole!
You
know, under normal cirmcumstances that would've ripped my arms off...
What did you say?
Uh..
Nothing...
LANI
is leaning over and yelling into the HOLE!
LANI: DoubleD,get back up here and get you bird off me!
LANI realizes DOubleD has already climbed out!
LANI: Oops..
LANI is leaning over too far!
LANI fell into the HOLE again!
LANI: Great,just great
Actually,it
doesn't seem that great to me!
LANI: Shut up...just...shut up...
Now, where's that Penguin? I see LANI...
LANI fell into hole!
And
there she goes again. I'm not going down again to get her. I'll just wait here
patiently until she comes up. Really.
NARRATOR used PUSH!
What..
Oh no...
DD fell into hole!
*&%&@!
What the- Hi There Lani!
Lani: This is weird... We're falling together?
I
know, specially since I jumped 5 min after you.
Lani: Well, you can have your penguin back anyway. Here.
Penguin doesn't want to leave LANI!
Penguin wants to fight!
What?
In mid-air?
Yes
in Mid-air!
Well,
who do you want to fight, then? Me or Lani?
Penguin hasn't thought of that yet!
Penguin is unsure!
Penguin assumed the NARRATOR would decide!
Hah!
Fat chance of that!
LANI: Hey, who said that, the NARRATOR, or you?
I
don't know...
RSACi
is glaring at DOUBLED!
LANI: Stop glaring and help us!
RSACi disappeared!
LANI finally notices that PENGUIN wants to fight?
LANI: Who? Me? DoubleD? Chargon?
LANI is confused!
LANI: Oh no! Please not now!
It hurt itself in it's confusion!
LANI: #$@$%&!
RSACi reappear!
Penguin
figures out who he wants to fight!
Who?
Penguin wants to fight the RSCAi!
Why?
Penguin wants to speak freely on the internet with no ratings!
Okay
then... They're all yours...
RSCAi does not want to fight!
RSCAi classifies battle as level 4!
RSCAi decides too bring in the ENFORCERS!
ENFORCERS: Bring the level of violence, nudity, and casual swearing in this
battle down, right now!
What?
I thought you said you didn't want to fight!
RASCi doesn't!
ENFORCERS do!
LANI: Umm... Does anyone here realize the fact that we're all still falling
down the hole?
I
do, but I choose to ignore it. (My hat says it's the best thing to do)
LANI:
The hat again,it's always that hat!
I told you,I love my hat! It's my lucky hat!
It talks!
LANI: Yes,yes,I know,but still..
LANI turns to watch the fight!
LANI: C'mon PenguiN!
LANI: You can beat'em!
LANI: Hey,DoubleD,are we still falling?
I think so...
SIR_CHARGON is watching!
LANI: Don't just stand there,DO SOMETHING!CHARGON? Chargon, dammit, where are
you?
RSCAi: Did you just... swear?
Uh..
yes...
RSCAi: That's it, ENFORCER's, I think we've found the root of the problem!
ENFORCER's stop fighting Penguin!
ENFORCER's turn to DD!
Oh
great...
ROBBY:
Aye...but can you honestly say THAT?
NO!
THAT is never HONEST!
ROBBY: o.o Um... Hi!
ROBBY is looking down the pit!
ROBBY lifted PIT into air!
ROBBY: What're you doing in my ice cream barrel?
Booming Voice Above: Hey! Whatcha doing in my Ice Cream Barrel?
Ice
Cream Barrel? What Ice Cream Barrel? This is a deep hole! Neverending, in fact!
LANI: Who could possibly digest so much ICE CREAM? Hey, anyway, we've got a
battle going on, here!
RSCAi disappeared!
ENFORCER's disappeared!
LANI: Who could possibly digest so much ICE CREAM? Hey, anyway, we've got a
battle going on, here!
RSCAi disappeared!
ENFORCER's disappeared!
LANI: Oh...ROBBY: Oh...Mmmm...yummy enforcers...
ROBBY shook PIT!
PENGUIN dropped out!
ROBBY: Marshmallow!
PENGUIN would rather be in ONE BOTOMLESS PIT instead of ANOTHER!
PENGUIN leaped into PIT!
ROBBY is hungry!
ROBBY shook PIT more!
ROBBY: That can't be all!Wild AMANDA appeared!
EVILCAT plays with AMANDA like a puppet!
AMANDA: Stop it!!
LANI is loafing around!
RSACi is cussing about!
AMANDA: ...
LANI: ...
ENFORCERS: ...
RSACi: ... AMANDA whacks EVILCAT!
AMANDA: You bad, bad, human!
EVILCAT ran away!
AMANDA fell down hole!
AMANDA pulled ROBBY down also!
ROBBY is falling!
ROBBY's name was changed to ROOBY!
ROOBY is angry!
ROOBY wants to fight!
ROOBY can't fight!
AMANDA: What? Why?
ROOBY is stuck in hole from eating too much ice cream!
AMANDA: Oh, heh heh. Hey! Isn't that Lani, DD and Penguin down there? AMANDA
pulled ROOBY out of the HOLE!
AMANDA threw ROOBY into a LAKE!
AMANDA pulled out Penguin, Lani, and DD!
AMANDA: I like the penguin!
EVILCAT: I like the Lani!
AMANDA: You're an idiot!
AMANDA whacks EVILCAT!
EVILCAT ran away!
EVILCAT is a sissy!
DD rules all!
AMANDA: Heeeeeeey!!!! It's super effective!
ROOBY: aghhg! *glubglubglub* I hate water!
ROOBY is drowning!
MY NAME IS ROBBYMVB!
ROOBY is dying!
MY. NAME. IS. ROBBY!!!
FISH ate ROOBY!
-.-
ROOBY fainted!
FISH ate HAT!
FISH fainted! HAT is ANGRY!
HAT wants to fight!
FISH'S grandmother is an old fart!
WATER threw up the dead FISH!
DEAD FISH is angry!
It wants to fight!
HAT used cover!
D.F. used EAT!
D.F. ate HAT!
HAT fainted!
AMANDA: oyyyy!!
ROOBY is angry!
ROOBY wants to fight!
ROOBY
is sick of this!
ROOBY
ran away!
Battle #F9:
Poké Battle/AAMRN Crossover July
8, 2000
Setting: Barrel 0% / Anime 100% /JoeLand 0%
Player:
Jesse [0-0-0]
Written by: JesseandJodi
MISTY
wants to fight!
MISTY sent out STARYU!
This
should be easy! Go ELECTABUZZ!
JESSE sent out
ELECTABUZZ!
OK!
Use your Thunderbolt!
ELECTABUZZ is confused!
What?!
Already?
ELECTABUZZ used instead,...
What?!
Electabuzz only has Thunderbolt!
ELECTABUZZ used instead, SELFDESTRUCT!
ELECTABUZZ fainted!
STARYU fainted!
This
isn't going so well...
JESSE sent out
KAKUNA!
Hey!
Let me choose!
JESSE is confused!
JESSE hurt itself in its confusion!
Ow...
STARMIE used EXPLOSION!
STARMIE fainted!
KAKUNA fainted!
JESSE sent out ASH!
MISTY sent out MISTY!
Oy...
MISTY used ACCUSATION!
It's
super effective!
If you want to play this the hard way...
ASH used
PROCRASTINATE!
It's
super effective!
ASH's SPECIAL greatly rose!
All
right!
MISTY used LOVELY KISS!
ASH used LOVELY KISS!
Hey!
What are you doing?!
MISTY and ASH are kissing!
JESSE is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
JESSE fainted!
MISTY and ASH are still kissing!
Battle #F10:
The Pots July 8,
2000
Setting: Barrel 0% / Yellow Version 100% /Anime 0%
Player: RobbyMVB
[0-0-0]
Written by: RobbyMVB
POTS
say you shouldn't laugh!
POTS remind you that ACTUALLY happened to you in ZELDA!
SHADDUP!
POTS are angry!
POTS sent out POTS!
POTS smashed!
ROBBY fainted!
POTS are happy!
POTS fainted!
POTS aren't happy!
POTS already fainted!
POTS don't want to be fainted!
POTS reassembled!
POTS recovered!
...but are still fainted!
This is supposed to be MY battle!
THIS isn't a BATTLE!
THIS is RANDOM THING!
Yes
it is.
ROBBY already
fainted!
-____-
Hey wait, aren't these supposed to be funny?
THIS ISN'T A
BATTLE!!!!!!! AND YOU ALREADY FAINTED!
POTS want to fight!
YOU
FAINTED TOO!
NARRATOR used GOLDFISH BOWL!
COMPUTER WAS SMASH-
-U9FD] 6890az
Battle #F11:
Hi! July 14, 2000
Setting: Yellow Version
Player: Mike [0-0-0]
Written by: Mike_D_L
Hi
MIKE says
"Hi"!
NOBODY heard MIKE!
Let
me guess...
You want to fight?
YOU wants to
fight!
This
is confusing!!!
MIKE is confused!
No
I'm not I just said this is confusing!
THIS is
confused!
THEY BOTH hurt themselves in confusion!
THEY BOTH: HEY, THAT HURT!!!!
It
wasn't me! It was the NARRATOR!
It Was MIKE!
Oh
great...
Must move legs!
Must run!!
THEY BOTH sent
out PAIN-KILLERS!
PAIN-KILLERS healed THEY BOTH's pain!
Go PAIN!
MIKE Sent out PAIN!
Use
um... Pain!
PAIN used PAIN!
MIKE is in PAIN!
Darn
PAIN...
MIKE is in so much PAIN he ran away!
Battle #F12:
Ultimon’s Arena #2 July
14, 2000
Setting: Arena
Player: Victoria [0-0-0]
Written by: Ice Mewtwo
ANNOUNCER:
Looks like a great day for heated battles! Here come the contestants for this
year's CRYSTAL CUP! Use up to 3 "POKEMON"! Defeat 4 opponents and
win! The GREEN TRAINER is VICTORIA! The RED TRAINER is THE FROST WEBMASTER! Begin
round 1!
Round
1
VICTORIA:
Go, SERPENTARMOR!
FROST
WEBMASTER: Go FTDA MISSILE ROUND!
FROST
WEBMASTER: Use your BLOW UP attack!
Use SPIT ACID!
MISSILE
used BLOW UP!
SERPENTARMOR
used SPIT ACID!
MISSILE
blew up! MISSILE fainted!
Stuff
is flying everywhere!
SERPENTARMOR
used SPIT ACID!
The
ACID ate the attack!
FROST
WEBMASTER Sent out FPG-1 BULLET!
FROST
WEBMASTER: Use EXPLODE ON IMPACT!
BULLET
used EXPLODE ON IMPACT!
BULLET
hit SERPENTARMOR in the head!
BULLET
bounced off and exploded on ground!
BULLET
fainted!
FROST
WEBMASTER: What a waste.
FROST
WEBMASTER sent out FROST DOOMPUFF!
Use TOXIC WRAP!
SERPENTARMOR
wont touch it!
hmmm......... Too Cold?
use DRAGON HAZE!
FROST
WEBMASTER: use FROST BITE!
SERPENTARMOR
used DRAGON HAZE!
An
eerie, thick mist appeared!
FROST
DOOMPUFF Became confused!
FROST
DOOMPUFF hurt itself in it's confusion!
Frost
doompuff fainted!
REFEREE:
FROST WEBMASTER has used up to his limit! VICTORIA wins the round!
Round
2
ANNOUNCER:
The new challenger is ULTRAINER! Begin The match!
ULTRAINER
sent out ULTRAKID!
VICTORIA
sent out ULTIMON!
Huh?! ULTIMON?!
ULTIMON
Evolved into WARULTIMON!
Cool.
ULTRAINER:
Use your FIRE ATTACK WITH A VERY LONG NAME!
ULTRAKID
used FIRE ATTACK WITH A VERY LONG NAME!
WARULTIMON:RRRRRRRAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!
YOU PUT A SCRATCH ON MY ARMOR!!! BUT... IF YOU WANT A BEAM ATTACK, TRY THIS!!!
WARULTIMON
is charging his cannon!
WARULTIMON
used CANNON BEAM!
ULTRAKID
fainted!
WARULTIMON:
You look Like a burnt up matchstick from up here!
ULTRAINER
sent out GAMESHARK!
Use your.... NOOO!!! I don't have any money!
WARULTIMON
is running to HOTDOG STAND!
WARULTIMON
ran over GAMESHARK!
GAMESHARK
fainted!
WARULTIMON
is eating HOTDOGS!
ULTRAINER:
Ummmmm........ Go! Myself!
ULTRAINER
sent out ULTRAINER!
ULTRAINER
wants to fight!
WARULTIMON:
RRRRRrrrrrrr......... I'll give you a fight!
WARULTIMON
nearly stomps on ULTRAINER!
ULTRAINER
ran!
REF:
ULTRAINER has used up to his limit and has forfeited the match! VICTORIA wins
again!
Round
3
ANNOUNCER:
Our next challenger is.... What does that say on the paper? Oh. Thanks.
SPSQUIRTLE! Let the match begin!
SPSQUIRTLE
sent out huh? KOROMON?
VICTORIA
sent out NIGHT THUNDA!
NIGHT THUNDA, use GIGA JOLT!
SPSQUIRTLE:
Use that BUBBLE THING!
NIGHT
THUNDA used GIGA JOLT!
KOROMON
fainted!
SPSQUIRTLE
sent out GIANT WEED!
SPSQUIRTLE:
Use your WEED ATTACK!
Use your RAZOR FEATHER attack!
GIANT
WEED used WEED ATTACK!
A
dandilion sprouted from the ground!
NIGHT
THUNDA used RAZOR FEATHER!
GIANT
WEED was cut up!
GIANT
WEED fainted!
SPSQURITLE:
NOOOO!!! Ummmm..... go me?
SPSQUIRTLE
sent out SPSQUIRTLE!
SPSQUIRTLE:
Ooooppss.... Ummmm... uh oh.... I forgot my attacks.... Then.... okay! I give
up!
REF:
SPSQUIRTLE forfeits the match! VICTORIA wins again!
Round
4
ANNOUNCER:
1 More opponent to go before VICTORIA wins the coveted CRYSTAL CUP! The next
challenger is... ARTICOOL!
VICTORIA
sent out DRAGONA!
ARTICOOL
sent out MAGIKARP!
DRAGONA
is laughing!
VICTORIA
is laughing!
REF
is laughing!
CROWD
is laughing!
ANNOUNCER
is laughing!
MAGIKARP
went to LV.15!
MAGIKARP
learned TACKLE!
ARTICOOL:
Use TACKLE!
MAGIKARP
used TACKLE!
DRAGONA
catches MAGIKARP by the tail!
DRAGONA
throws MAGIKARP to the ground!
MAGIKARP
slammed into ground!
MAGIKARP
fainted!
ARTICOOL:
Noooo!! That was all I had!
REF:
ARTICOOL is out of POKEMON! VICTORIA wins the CRYSTAL CUP!
Cool. This is the 10th time in a row. I wonder if there are any
spots left in the elite 4.......
Battle #F13:
The Annoying Phone Company July 14, 2000
Setting: Miranda’s Home
Player: Miranda [0-0-0]
Written by: Sailorcybr
PHONE
rings!
Aww! Why won't these annoying phone calls go away?
MIRANDA
picked up the PHONE!
PHONE
COMPANY: Hello, this is your local (insert drunk ramblings here) correction
agency!
Noo! Not them agaiinnn!
MIRANDA
hung up PHONE!
PHONE
rings!
Urrggg...
MIRANDA
picked op the PHONE!
PHONE
COMPANY: YOU CAN'T *hic* HANG UP ON US!
Spoonyit!
PHONE
COMPANY wants to fight!
What the...?
OK!
I'll choose MIRANDA!
MIRANDA
sent out MIRANDA!
PHONE
COMPANY sent out BOB!
BOB
used BEER AND CHICKEN!
MRANDA
became confused!
@_@ Aww...
MIRANDA
is confused!
MIRANDA
used HANGUP!
Yeah! ::dance:: Eat that!
It's
not very effective...
BOB
used REDIAL!
It's
supper effective!
Gaah! Hang in there with #0!
MIRANDA
used #0!
It's
super effective!
BOB
fainted!
Oh, yeah!
MIRANDA
gained 2,000 EXP. POINTS!
MIRANDA
grew to level 76!
What?
MIRANDA is evolving!
MIRANDA
evolved into SALOR MORAFF!
SAILOR
MORAFF learned ULTRA BLAST!
Yahoo! Alright! In yo face!
PHONE
COMPANY sent out PHONE COMPANY!
This is getting freaky! ULTRA BLAST!
SAILOR
MORAFF used ULTRA BLAST!
It's
not very effective...
PHONE
COMPANY used REPEAT CALLS!
SAILOR
MORAFF became confused!
SAILOR
MORAFF is confused!
SAILOR
MORAFF used ULTRA BLAST!
It's not very effective...
Dang! I shoulda known a Game-based attack wouldn't work!
PHONE
COMPANY used DRUNK REMARK!
It's
not very effective...
In yo' face! Too bad for you, I'm anti-drinking!
SAILOR
MORAFF used DISONNECT!
SAILOR
MORAFF didn't pay her phone bill!
It's
super effective!
PHONE
COMPANY fainted!
SAILOR
MORAFF defeated PHONE COMPANY!
Yahoo! Alright! ::dance, dance:: Phone bill that, you jerks!
Battle #F14:
WHEEEEEEE! The Yellow Version Narrator October 8, 2000
Setting: Yellow Version
Player: Magic
Thirteen Ball [0-0-0]
Written by: Falconcry
MAGIC
THIRTEEN BALL is...ROLLING...down PATH!
That....I...am!
NARRATOR
is TIRED of TALKING in THIRD PERSON!
NARRATOR
stopped!
But,
it failed!
Die! METO! NOME! GGGGBGGGGG! I'M BROKEN! I'M NOT! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Um, Narrator! Give a look behind you!
NARRATOR
does! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
BATTLE
became FANFIC!
Magic Thirteen Ball watched,astonished, as the Narrator of no real
versio-
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! BUTTER FLIES! INTO IRON! NO THROUGH
IT! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Magic Thirteen Ball, shocked, had to save Yellow Version, Red
Version, and the whole Network......with the help of the Pokebattles Message
Boarders.
WARULTIMON
and SKULLULTIMON look down at the person that I don't know who I was supposed
to beat up.
WARULTIMON:
Oh boy a nice crunchie narrator...
SKULLULTIMON:
No, its a steamed one, they get crunchy when they are fried...
WARULTIMON:
it doesn't look fried to me...Its mine!!!
SKULLULTIMON:
No, its mine!!!
WARULTIMON:
We'll both crunch on it for a while...how about I split it down the middle?
SKULLULTIMON:
Fine with me...
MYSTERIOUS
PERSON looks up and begins to shake.
SKULLULTIMON:
DAGGERJAWS!
WARULTIMON:
CRUSHING JAWS!
MYSTERIOUS
PERSON ran away!!!
The
attacks missed!!!
WARULTIMON/SKULLULTIMON:
Eww! A mouthful of rocks!!!
Battle #F15:
ULTRAINER REAPPEARED! October
15, 2000
Setting: Metal Version
Player: Ultrainer [1-0-0]
Written by: Ultrainer
*gasp*.....i havent been seen since.....i cant remember!
TIME
MACHINE APPEARED!
huh?
ULTRAINER
STEPPED OUT!
what the?
ULTRAINER
IS HERE TO WARN YOU ABOUT THE IMPERIAL DOOMPUFF FORCE!
what the freakin....
BIGGER
TIME MACHINE APPEARED!
IMPERIAL
DOOMPUFF FORCE STEPPED OUT!
EMPORER
DOOMPUFF STEPPED OUT!
CURRENT
METAL VERSION PLOT SCREWED UP!
DOOMPUFF
CASTLE APPEARED!
this is freakin me out....
FUTURE
ULTRAINER USED GUNDAM ARMOR DIGIVOLVE!
FUTURE
ULTRAINER BECAME GUNDAM WARGREYON!
.........er,
ULTRAINER
LOOKS AT GUNDAMWARGREYMON!
what the heck is going on here?
GWGMON
SAYS THAT HE IS YOUR FUTURE SELF,COME TO HELP YOU BATTLE EMPORER DOOMPUFF!
what IS Emporer doompuff?
THAT!
*PUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
DESTROY THEM BOTH!!!!!!*
he cant be tougher than ultimatedoompuff.....
HE
WAS ULTIMATE DOOMPUFF!
holy....did he evolve?
YES,AND
HE TOOK OVER METAL!
what the......NO ONE TAKES OVER METAL!!!!!!!!
I WILL DIE FIRST!
ONLY
NARRATOR CAN USE CAPS LOCK!!!!!
SAYS WHO?!?!?!?!
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/
\ / \ |_____ |
/
\ / \ | |
/
\/ \ |_____ .
uh,oh....sorry.......
THATS
BETTER!
GUNDAMMETALGARURUMON
APPEARED!
GUNDAMFLAMEDRAMON
APPEARED!
GUNDAMDIGMON
APPEARED!
GUNDAMPAGASUMON
APPEARED!
GUNDAMMON
TEAM USED ARMOR DNA DIGIVOLVE!
GUNDAMWARGREYMON
AND G-METALGARURUMON BECAME GUNDAMOMNIMON!
gundamomnimon?
WATCH
DIGIMON THE MOVIE TO SEE OMNIMON!
oh.....
OTHER
GUNDAMON JOINED WITH G-OMNIMON AND BECAME G-OMEGAMON!
BACKGROUND
MUSIC STARTS PLAYING!
**up,down,insideout,livin
lavida ultra!**
this is beyond weird,even for metal version.....