Battles 20-25: RPG Mix-Up Think these older battles couldn't be worse? Too bad; these are.  The RPG games you'll find here are FF7, 8, CT, CC, and LoZ. HOW JOYOUS.
							Battle 21: RPG Mix-Up: Chrono Trigger 8/8/00 Setting: Field Player: Ditto [5-3-3; Draw Vs. Cutepuff in Mini-golf] NARRATOR goes back to DITTO! Welcome back, red text... RED TEXT is NARRATOR... And NO ONE cares. :P ... Speechless, Narator? NARRATOR is out of PUNS... -_-; Good.. ...CUTEPUFF cutely appears! Eh...I no say thing.. CUTEPUFF cutely leaves! In a nice mood, Narrator? NARRATOR has been nominated... For what? For the GREATEST NARRATOR AWARDS! ^_^ ... BREEZE blows! Refreshing... MAGUS appears! LAVOS appears! Uh... MAGUS wants to fight! LAVOS wants to fight! Oh.. LAVOS sends out LAVOS! MAGUS sends out MAGUS! You wanna fight? Fine... Go, me... DITTO sends out DITTO! I'll bring the super-secret thing out called... THING is SUPER-SECRET! The GIANT... THING is GIANT! BAG... THING is a GIANT BAG! OF... GIANT BAG has the word OF for PART of IT! THINGIES! GIANT BAG has THINGIES in IT! The THING is also called the GIANT BAG OF THINGIES! Please insert dramatic music here. Me, use get! DITTO uses GET! DITTO GETs SOMETHING from the GBOT! And the something is... SOMETHING is a BOX of JAVA! Koffing: HE GOT JAVAAAAAA! KOFFING flies across the OCEAN! Koffing: GIVE MEEEEEEEEEE!! ACK! KOFFING steals the JAVA! KOFFING flies back to EEVEE ISLAND! LAVOS and MAGUS are confused! They hurt themselves in their confusion! ..Ow? BOTH say OW! Knew it. ^_^ BOTH have no more confusion! MAGUS uses DARK MAGIC! MAGIC can't see! MAGIC hits a TREE because it can't SEE! TREE is enraged! TREE uses EXPLODE! Eh... APPLES explode! APPLESAUCE flies everywhere! ...Yum... MAGIC faints! MAGUS becomes confused again! It hurt LAVOS in its confusion! LAVOS is enraged! LAVOS uses REALLY BIG ATTACK! No effect! MAGUS uses LIGHTNING 2! LIGHTNING had no effect 2! Bad pun...really bad pun... NARRATOR is desperate! Thought so... MAGUS and LAVOS both attack at the same TIME! MAGUS calls JYNX! JYNX appears! MAGUS and LAVOS are scared! BOTH run away! CRONO appears! CRONO takes the WIN! ...Fine.. CRONO is happy! CRONO leaves via PORTAL! ...I'm not gonna ask...
Welcome to Lavender Battles 20-25 Home of Myself. But, not ME me. Myself. Though, I don't really mean mys--ahh, screw it.
Battles 1-5: Beginning the Adventure Battles 6-10: The Pokemon Force Battles 11-15: Greenery: Light and Dark Battles 16-20: Newcomers --> Battles 21-25: RPG Mix-Up Battles 26-30: HELLO SIR! Battles 31-35: Mecha Mayhem Battles 36-40 Battles 41-45 Battles 46-50
						Battle 22: RPG Mix-up: Final Fnatasy 7 8/9/00 Setting: Some field by a lake... Player: Ditto [5-3-4; Some kinda draw...] And I'm still lost.. DITTO is lost! I said that.. DITTO said THAT! You like doing this, don't you? NARRATOR likes doing THAT, not THIS! *facefaults* Quit... NARRATOR doesn't QUIT! Grr.. DITTO acts like an annoyed DOGGY! Go bother someone else... DITTO is funner to annoy! ...Whatever...now I'm thirsty... Wild LAKE appears! You're pushing it... Fine... LAKE appears...HAPPY? Yes. ... DITTO takes some WATER! I'll drink it later... DITTO said he was THIRSTY, though! I did? When? ..NARRATOR is confused! Heh.. It hurt DITTO in its confusion! ACK! Never try that again... -_-; NARRATOR is no longer faking to be confused! :P ... JENOVA appears! SEPHIROTH appears! Ugh...not more annoying things... BOTH want to fight! Fine...I'll send out myself... Go! Myself! WHAT!? When did I get one of those... DITTO always had MYSELF! MYSELF is annoyed at not eing used for so LONG! MYSELF joins SEPHIROTH and JENOVA! Traitor! TRAITOR appears! TRAITOR says WHAT! Forget it...JUST..FORGET IT... -_-; DITTO is enraged... Let me send out myself now... DITTO doesn't own MYSELF! THAT'S IT! ME, USE OMEGA BOMB! DITTO doesn't know that ATTACK! YES I DO! I knows the ATTACK, DITTO doesn't! :P ...I'm not talking till you quit.. NARRATOR will not QUIT! :P JENOVA and SEPHIROTH still want to fight! MYSELF falls asleep! JENOVA kicks MYSELF! MYSELF is enraged! MYSELF uses BIG BOOM! JENOVA explodes! SEPHIROTH watches! MYSELF is happy! SEPHIROTH uses REVIVE! JENOVA is REVIVEd! JENOVA uses KILL! MYSELF dies! HIMSELF appears! HIMSELF uses REVIVE! MYSELF is REVIVEd! HERSELF appears! Fine..I'll talk again... HIMSELF leaves! HERSELF leaves! ...Go, me... DITTO sends out DITTO! Me, use SOMETHING! DITTO uses  SOMETHING! SOMETHING was WHISTLE! CUTEPUFF cutely appears! Me heared cute whistle..ooo...dey need decowated! SEPHIROTH is scared! JENOVA is scared! MYSELF is just...looking... SEPHIROTH runs away! JENOVA runs away! BOTH run into the PORTAL! MYSELF runs away elsewhere realizing what CUTEPUFF will cutely do! DITTO wins! And a win is added...now to get back to finding some city or something...
						Battle 23: RPG Mix-up: FF8 8/17/00 Setting: Yet another field... Player: Ditto [6-3-4; Win Vs. FF7 things..] DITTO continues being boring... Narrator, shut up. Too busy... Too busy what? Being boring? ...Looking at a map...now shut up... No. :P *Holds up a THING* Not in the mood... Eh...I SAY NO THING. O_O;; Better...now, if I go this way, then take a left at the Chia Pet Club... PORTAL appears! Quiet narrator...now, if I then turn right at the statue of Pinto Bean... ULTIMECIA appears! ...And walk past the Milktank field... GREIVER appears! I'm almost done...now shut up... ULTIMECIA and GREIVER want to fi... I SAID SHUT UP! ... ...And finally get to Mount Moo..err..Moon..I'll be able to get to Pewter! ... You can talk now... ULTIMECIA and GREIVER are right behind DITTO... Huh? DITTO turns around! Oh..double crap.. BOTH want to fight NOW! ...Ditto? ...DITTO has left the FIELD! FF8 THINGS follow.... ... ... NARRATOR zooms to OTHER FIELD! ACK ACK ACKACK! STOP FOLLOWING! BOTH don't stop! Oh...Narrator's back...let us rejoice... ...STOP THAT... Then you stop annoying me... Nope...too fun... Then I can annoy you... No...DITTO can not be annoying... I just did... NARRATOR will not continue this ARGUMENT! Fine... EARTHQUAKE happens! ...Here? Never been an earthquake around here before... FUZZY trots onto the FIELD! WHAT THE HECK!? FUZZY acts kawaii! FUZZY is scratching his EAR! It's super kawaii! ...O_o;; FUZZY uses STOMP! FF8 CHARACTERS were STOMPed! Owchies... BOTH FF8 THINGS faint! FUZZY trots off into the distance... ...No comment... DITTO continues his MAP READING...oh wait...he finished... DITTO heads towards the CHIA PET CLUB! ...This place gets weirder every battle... VIEW zooms to SECRET PLACE! Mysterious Figure 1: Hmm...everything is going as planned...now for a drink.. Mysterious Figure 2: Which drink? Coke or Pepsi? MF1: Pepsi...ah, the joy of cola... Who are these mysterious figures? Evil characters? Idiots? Cows? And, will Ditto find Pewter City, or be attacked by more RPGs? And, when will Ditto finally get his Strawberry Milk? Find out some in the next battle... WHO let WHITE NARRATOR take over! No one...I just thought this would be a good idea.. Well, DON'T TAKE THE BATTLE NARRATION! Fine...
					Battle 24: RPG Mix-up: Legend of Zelda 8/21/00 Setting: A Field by the Chia Pet Club and the Pinto Bean Statue... Player: Ditto [7-3-4; Win Vs. FF8 Thingies...] DITTO is being chased by CHIA PET CLUB MEMBERS1 ACK ACK ACK ACK! SORRY FOR CALLING CHIA PETS EVIL! GET SOME HUMOR! CHIA PET CLUB MEMBERS can't hear DITTO! ...MUST...CONTINUE...RUNNING...Wait...a rock! DITTO crawl-runs behind the ROCK! CHIA PET CLUB MEMBERS stampede by! CHIA PETS hop by! CHIA PETS and CLUB MEMBERS are far away now! Phew... DITTO looks around... Heh...made it close to the Pinto Bean Statue... NARRATOR wonders WHO would make a STATUE of a PINTO BEAN... The great sculptor, Pork N. Beans, of course! NARRATOR facefaults... WHO would name their CHILD PORK? Jelly and Lima, his parents.. NARRATOR decides not to ask about THAT anymore... Thought you'd stop... ... PORTAL opens! RANDOM THINGS come out! OCARINA OF TIME appears! DITTO takes it! Might be useful later... GANON appears! GANON wants to fight! Another game attack... GANON sends out GANON! MAJORA'S MASK appears! MM wants to fight! MM sends out MM! And again, 2 want to fight at once... Might as well...have plenty of time... DITTO sends out DITTO! I'll use a random object from... THE GIANT BAG OF THINGIES! (Insert dramatic music here) DITTO gets out a SHINY POINTY OBJECT! Heh...perfect...THROW! DITTO uses THROW! Nearby TREE is stabbed! TREE screams in terror! TREE runs around with SYRUP coming out! GANON and MM are confused! They hurt themselves in their confusion! ...I guess that works too... O_o;;; GANON and MM are enraged! GANON gets out BIG WEAPON! Uh... MM gets out...MASKS? ... GANON uses his BIG WEAPON! MASKS explode! MM is enraged! MM uses KILL! GANON dies! ...I'll just watch... MM is happy! GANON's GHOST appears! GG is enraged! MM is also enraged because GANON's GHOST is also using a 2-letter ABBREVEATION! GG sticks out his TONGUE! MM uses KILL! No effect! GG uses RED BUTTON! MM explodes! Yay? GG leaves! ...I guess DITTO wins... I win I win I win! ^_^ NARRATOR gives DITTO a DRAW instead! :P Narrator is EVIL... NARRATOR knows. ^_^ Whatever...let me continue to Pewter... Fine...
						Battle 25: RPG Mix-up: Chrono Cross 9/26/00 Setting: Field by Mt. Moo..err...Moon. Player: That one grape jello blob... [Something-something else-too lazy to scroll down to look at records; Win Vs. some evil things from Zelda games...] THAT ONE GRAPE JELLO BLOB is by MT. MOON! THAT ONE GRAPE JELLO JOKE just got old already... -_-; Fine. You MOO COW BLOB then! STOP IT WITH THE ANNOYING COW JOKES ALREADY!!! IT'S OLD AND POOPY! POOPY? O_o Just quit the cow stuff for a while... FINE! COW JOKES are suspended until BATTLE 63! LAVENDER VERSION drops below the TOP 5! ......Sooo...what will attack today... TIMEDEVOURER appears! FATE appears! ...Should've known... Let me save yu the trouble... TIMEDEVOUR wants to fight! FATE wants to fight! There, now you don't have to say it... ... ... ...uhh... Narrator? Hello? o_o; DITTO can take NARRATOR's JOB! ^_^ No. You do good. Me leave. *Gets out a THING* You sure you wanna leave? Err...uhh...no. O_O; Heh...thought not... Hmph...lucky grape jello... Yep. ^_^ Umm...uhh...they wanna battle... ...Oh yeah...the Chrono Cross character things... How'd you know? Read the title. ^_^; Cheater. o_o I know. :P ...Are you gonna fight or be eaten? o_o Be eaten. WHAT? Fight. But, you just said... Fight. NARRATOR is confused.. @_@ NARRATOR makes SERGE appear in his confusion! ...As Matt would say, OI. NARRATOR is confused no more! DITTO sends out DITTO! SERGE just watches! You know, you COULD help... SERGE is quiet! ... Just what Serge said. ^_^ ..Who attacks first this time? YOU, as usual.. I never knew YOU attacked first... Grrr...NARRATOR MAKES THE PUNS! GRAPE JELLO IS TOO DUMP TO MAKE GOOD PUNS! Dump? o_o DUM! You have just been nominated for the typo king. O_o YAY...err...HEYYYYY... Heh heh... COW appe... Fine. I won't joke...monkey... NARRATOR IS NOT A MONKEY!! You act like one. NARRATOR DOES NOT SAY EEP! *Gets out the THING again...* Say it... EEP... O_O; *Puts it away..* You monkey. ^_^ Fine...battle turn? Fine...me, use wooden dagger! NARRATOR never knew DITTO had a DAGGER... Never did till the IRC RPG started. ^_^ ...DITTO uses WOOD DAGGER! FATE has a SPLINTER! FATE screams in horror! Baby. o_o FATE tries running around! No effect! FATE is inside the GROUND! Heh.. FATE uses COUNT-DOWN! NOOO! THE ANNOYING THING! I WILL EQUIP THE BLACK PLATE NOW! DITTO uses EQUIP! BLACK PLATE is EQUIPED! Heh...it absorbs the black element stuff FATE uses... NARRATOR wants to know where DITTO got that... ..Uhh..stole it on CC? ^_^; NARRATOR facefaults...kinda... TIMEDEVOURER uses TIME! TIME is currently 4:28 PM EST. o_o; COMMENCING COUNTDOWN: 5 ...Eh? Oh...the countdown... FATE uses DIMINISH! Absolutely no effect in LAVENDER VERSION. o_o; Yeah...no elements here.. o_o Now, me, use shiny pointy object #45743! DITTO uses SPO45743! METAL SPIKED DINGLE BALLS attack FATE and TIMEDEVOURER! DINGLE BALLS also go DINGLE DINGLE! ...Owchies... 4... 4? Oh...countdown... FATE uses GRAVITONNE! Small effect! o_o; TIMEDEVOURER uses DEVOUR! DINGLE BALLS OF METAL SPIKES was DEVOURed! Dingle dingle dingle chew chew... o_o I think we got a replacement for the cow stuff... Me, use dingle ball toss? DITTO uses DINGLE BALL TOSS! DINGLE BALLS are flying over the FIELD! MEWS are chasing them singing MEW MIX! ...Can this place get weirder? YES! It can!? O_O; 3... FATE uses HEAT RAY! Ahhh...free tan...Heh.. TIMEDEVOURER uses ER! FROG appears! FROG appears! FROG says BUD! FROG says WEIS! TIMEDEVOURER says ER! It got weirder. o_o; Told ya. ...Me, use toss. DITTO uses TOSS! DINGLE BALLS were TOSSed! ..Uh.. DINGLE BALLS devour FATE and TIMEDEVOURER! ...Umm...yay? FATE explodes! TIMEDEVOURER disappears! SERGE just walks away! So...that would mean... DITTO has won the BATTLE! Of course. ^_^ PEWTER CITY is in the DISTANCE! YEAH! CITY! So, Ditto, after 14 battles, finds civilization again. Many things have happened since Celadon City, and many things have been revealed since battle one. What will happen to Ditto and the Pokemon Force on Eevee Island in the next 25 battles? Find out in the second quarter of season 1 of Pokebattles: Lavender Version; The Ditto Adventures! ...You AGAIN!? Yeah...so? YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY JOB! Fine...but you will see me in fanfic 2... O_O NOOOOOOOOOO....