Decided to have some fun with these battles. First, all five of these were a cross-over with Shadow Version. The first battle on this page contained the great bounty of early Skyler torture. The second was a crappy mistake for a battle. The third one contains the longest sentence in the history of Pokebattles. The fourth battle was pure Skyler torture, which was fun to write. :) The fifth battle was the end of the salesmen invasion..
Setting: Eevee Island
Player: Skyler/Sky Thingy [0-10000000-0..
Skyler: HEY!
Er..uh...Player: Skyler [1, 1, 1; Something happened in that "Break Time" Battle...]
SKY THINGY is gathering some BERRIES!
...Now you're calling me Sky Thingy? OI...
OI dies!
...
SALESMAN appears!
SALESMAN: HELLO, THINGY!
Grrr..STOP WITH THE THINGY!
Nope! Gotta torture you lots! ^_^
Er...uh-oh. Webmaster person man thingy...
...FUZZY appears!
Er...uh..sorry.. ^_^;
FUZZY leaves!
...Better be..
*Phew*...
SALESMAN waits!
For what? Oh...battle..
CORRECT!
SALESMAN wants to battle!
Heh...this'll be easy...go, me!
SKY THINGY sends out SKY THINGY!
...Me, use wind blade!
WIND BLADE is not here!
Huh?
WIND BLADE is on VACATION!
Then what attacks do I have?
Sky Thingy's Attacks:
Whine
Run Away
Cower in Fear
Look at Hentai
Watch Sailor Moon
...Grr..
SALESMAN uses SELL!
SALESMAN SELLs a...GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL to SKY THINGY?
AEh?
Eh, rather.
GRILL is pushed back into SHADOW VERSION!
SKY THINGY's TRUN!
TRUN? o.O
NARRATOR is enraged...
LAVENDER-COLORED LIGHTNING BOLT attacks SKY THINGY!
ACK!
Never point out a NARRATOR's TYPO!
Er...yeah.. @_@
...ATTACK!
..Fine..me, use..uh..WAIT A MINUTE... ><
SKY THINGY is slow LEARNER!
Grr...ME, USE WIND BLADE NOW...
Nope! SKY THINGY has to wait till..uh..CHRISTMAS!
Bah.
SHEEP THINGY!! ^_^
Uh..
NARRATOR pets SHEEP THINGY!
This isn't funny.
To SHEEP THINGY/SKY THINGY: no; to READERS: HECK YEAH! MWAHAHA..
...
SALESMAN uses HELLO SIR!
It's super annoying!
Annoying THINGIES collide!
EXPLOSION occurs!
SKY THINGY/SHEEP THINGY is now known as SKY SHEEP THINGY THAT IS BLACK!
......Remember da THING..
And the ALAMO! ^_^
Er..wait...you said THING!? NOOOOOO...
MWAHAHAHA...
Grr..SKY THINGY is renamed to SKYLER!
Heh...
Wait...IDEA...
NARRATOR really does NOT want to see SKYLER's HENTAI PICTURES!
O_O ACK! BAH.
So.....
THINGS/HENTAI PICTURES are ripped up!
NOOOO! MY SM HENTAI!
MWAHAHAHA! SKYLER was renamed to SKY THINGY AGAIN!
This is REALLY not fair...
Duh.
...
...Attack?
Hmph. Me, use...um...this...stick... -_-;
SKY THINGY uses STICK!
Critical hit!
It's super effective!
Yay. ^_^
Miss!
...Wha?
SKY THINGY is confused!
NOOOOO! BAKA NARRATOR!
It hurt itself in its confusing...badly!
..Ow.
SALESMAN uses DEMAND!
SALESMAN DEMANDs that SKY THINGY buys this TICKLING MACHINE!
No.
SALESMAN is enraged!
SALESMAN uses TICKLE MACHINE!
ACK! NOOO..
SKY THINGY is fully tickled!
@_@
SALESMAN calls for rest of ARMY!
SALESMAN appears!
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SALESMAN appears!
Oh...crap...
SALESMAN appears!
o.o
SALSMAN ARMY marches towards CAMP!
NOOOO! MUST STOP THEM!
SKY THINGY runs off after the ARMY!
...Uh...BATTLE ends in a DRAW!
Home of Skyler's corpse.
Battles 6-10: The Pokemon Force
Battles 11-15: Greenery...
Battles 16-20: Newcomers
Battles 21-25: RPG Mix-Up
--> Battles 26-30: HELLO SIR!
Battles 31-35: Mecha Mayhem
Battles 36-40
Battles 41-45
Battles 46-50
Setting: Eevee Island
Player: Koffing [2-1-0; Uh..something happened that I not remember.]
JAAAAAVAAAA!!
KOFFING has gotten more hyper...? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!? O_O
OOOOooooooooo...RED TEXT THINGY BACK!
....NOT RED TEXT THINGY! IT IS NARRATOR!
K Mr. Fuzzy N. Arrator.
Wha...
You confoosied yourself!
..Confoosied? OW!
Oooo..easy to make all confoosied and poopy!! ^_^
...STOP WITH THOSE ANNOYING WORDS!
Why Mr. Dingle B. Utt?
...KOFFING PUNS die!
NOOOOO! MY FUN PUNS ARE DUN AND ON DA RUN!
...NARRATOR is really getting annoyed...
Easy to annoy. It FUN! ^_^
...SALESMEN ARMY appears!
Ooooo...MORE THINGIES TO ANNOYYYYYYY...
SALESMEN ARMY wants to battle!
K. BATTLE FUN! ^_^
KOFFING is reminded that he will LOSE...
K. BATTLE!
O_o Uh..KOFFING sends out KOFFING!
No, me no send out self. Send out JAVA!
Fine...KOFFING sends out JAVA!
SALESMEN ARMY uses HELLO JAVA!
JAVA is fully HELLOed!
Oooo...Java, use GIMME!
JAVA uses GIMME!
JAVA demands some INSURANCE!
Awww...you meanie java. No like you.
SALESMEN ARMY and JAVA starts talking about INSURANCE!
Zzzz...jaaaavaaaazazazazaazazazazazz...
KOFFING is fast asleep!
TALKING continues for HOURS!
KOFFING wakes up!
Java tastes better in dreams. ^_^
KOFFING...goes back to sleep? Eh..
TALKING continues some more...zzzz...
Oooo...fake sleep work! ^_^
Me now go bye-bye...
NARRATOR wakes up!
..Uh...KOFFING?
KOOOOOOFFFFIIIINNNNGGG...
...SALESMEN ARMY?
...JAVA?
HELLOOOOOOOOO...
Salesmen Army: HELLO SIR!
ACK!
NARRATOR runs away!
Ooooo...IT WORK! ME WIN! SALESMEN RECEIVE LOSE! ^_^
...KOFFING is EVIL...
Me know. ^_^
...*Sigh* Why try torturing that thing anymore..
It fun watching you complain. ^_^
...STOP THE BATTLE! NOW!
See? You funny! ^_^
...END THE BATTLE. NOW. PLEEEAAAAASEEEE...
Awww...Narrator no like me? Fine...me be nice. Me SING!
O_O
NOOOOOOOOO...
Setting: If you do not know by now, GO AWAY. NOW.
Players: Koffing (Records will be found on the side of page for multi-player battles)
Weezing
Cutepuff
Kit
Skyler (SKY THINGYYY)
Raidude
Salesmen
CUTEPUFF cutely waddles around!
Waddle waddle waddle.. ^_^
KOFFING..uh..koffingly..bounces around!
JAVA JAVA JAVAAAAAA..
WEEZING just...is boring.
Zzz
KIT is sleeping too...
Zzzz..
SKYLER is currently being tortured by a PINE CONE!
BAHHHHH!
RAIDUDE is sleeping too? Ehh..
Zzz..
SALESMEN appear!
HELLO BOUNCY JAVA THING!
JAVABOUNCYYYJAAAAA..
HELLO STUPID NON-IMPORTANT THING THAT IS SLEEPING!
Zzz
HELLO FIRE DOGGY POODLE THINGY!
Zzzz...
HELLO COMPLETELY ANNOYING THINGY WHICH HAS NO USE WHATSOEVER HERE ANYMORE AND BEING CHASED BY WEAK THINGS!
BAHBAHBAHBAH!
***SALESMAN was kicked by Skyler [GOODBYE COMPLETE IDIOT!]
***SALESMAN has joined #EeveeIsland
BAH.
HELLO RAICHU THINGY!
Zzz..
HELLO REALLY REALLY CUTE ROUND PINK BALL THAT IS SMALL AND USED TO BE A RIPOFF OF THE EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM WHICH IS NOW FREE FROM THE VOID WHICH IS ALL REALLY SHINY LIKE GEMSTONES WHICH ARE MANY COLORS LIKE THE NETWORK SITES WHICH HAVE MANY OTHER GOOD OR BAD BATTLES LIKE THIS ONE WHICH HAS A LOT OF PLAYERS WITH MOST OF THEM SLEEPING AND SKYLER BEING ANNOYING LIKE ON IRC WHERE THE SHINY @ IS WHICH IS MADE OF MARSHMELLOW WHICH IS A CANDY WHICH IS A FOOD WHERE FOOD IS REALLY REALLY GOOD AND FOD IS GOD AND FD IS GD WHICH REALLY MAKES NO SENSE LIKE HBFDNHDFBGIJ WHICH WAS RANDOMLY TYPED ON THE KEYBOARD WHICH IS ESSENTIAL TO A COMPUTER WHICH HAS THE INTERNET THAT MAKES POKEBATTLES DOT COM BE HERE WHICH MADE LAVENDER VERSION HERE WHICH HAS THIS BATTLE THAT HAS CUTEPUFF AS ONE OF THE PLAYERS AND ALSO HAS ME AS ONE OF THE PLAYERS FOR THE FIRST TIME ON THIS VERSION BUT WAS A PLAYER BEFORE IN SHADOW VERSION WHICH IS REALLY DARK AND HAS A DOOMPUFF RIPOFF THAT LIKES TO SELL GEORGE FOREMAN GRILLS THAT MAKE REALLY GOOD FOOD WHICH CAN BE CHEESE WHICH IS ALMIGHTY LIKE THE WEBMASTER OF POKEBATTLES WHO RECENTLY WENT ON A TRIP TO FLORIDA AND VISITED THE RUBY WEBMISTRESS ON THE WAY BACK WHO OWNS RUBY VERSION WHICH IS REALLY SHINY AND GOOD LIKE CANDY WHICH IS SWEET AND CAN MAKE YOU HYPER LIKE JAVA WHICH KOFFING LIKES OR ORANGE JUICE WHICH MAKES MATT/FLASH/TOO MANY OTHER NAMES WHO OWNS FLAME VERSION WHICH HAS MANY EVIL CHARACTERS LIKE A PINK KAWAII PIKACHU WHO LIKES TO HURT THINGS LIKE A DOOMPUFF WHICH THEN HAD SPINOFFS WHICH MADE YOU HERE RIGHT NOW AND MANY OTHER THINGS FOR THE OTHER VERSIONS WHICH LIKE TO COMPETE FOR A SPOT IN THE TOP 5 FOR THE POKEBATTLES NETWORK WHICH HAS OVER 70 SITES WITH MOST OF THEM NOT UPDATED FOR A REALLY LONG TIME LIKE THIS VERSION USED TO BE FOR A MONTH BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY ON HIATUS LIKE FLAME WAS ONCE WHICH IS NOW UPDATING AGAIN WITH LOTSA BATTLES AND HAS A FAN BATTLES SECTION WHICH ALSO HAS A CUTEPUFF AND DITTO IN IT BUT DITTO IS ON THE ISLAND ON THAT VERSION WITH MANY OTHERS THAT CAN BE MORE ANNOYING THAN SKYLER WHO LIKES TO ABUSE THE KICK BUTTON IN #POKEBATTLES AND KICK DITTO FOR SAYING OMAKE BOX WHICH IS ALSO ALMIGHTY AND CAME WITH LUNAR 2 ETERNAL BLUE WHICH THE WEBMASTER OF THIS VERSION GOT FOR CHRISTMAS AND ALSO GOT 3 OTHER GAMES WHICH ARE ALSO VERY FUN LIKE WORMS ARMAGEDDON WHICH HAS WORMS BATTLING EACH OTHER WITH MANY WEAPONS LIKE A BANANA BOMB AND A CONCRETE DONKEY AND A BAZOOKA AND THE SALVATION ARMY AND OLD LADIES AND DYNAMITE AND GRENADES AND MAGIC BULLETS AND SHEEP WHICH EXPLODE LIKE CLOUD VERSION'S WEBMASTER WHICH HAS A WORMS 2 NETWORK OF DOOM WHICH BARELY ANYONE PLAYS IN AND HAS MANY TEAMS LIKE MANY SPORTS WHICH USUALLY INVOLVE A TYPE OF BALL WHICH IS ROUND LIKE A POKEBALL WHICH IS USED TO CAPTURE POKEMON LIKE MAGIKARP WHICH IS REALLY VERY WEAK AND PATHETIC LIKE GBOG WHICH IS JUST A GIANT BLADE OF GRASS WHICH IS A PLANT THING LIKE FLOWERS WHICH HAVE MANY COLORS JUST LIKE A RAINBOW WHICH IS ALSO A VERSION THAT IS OWNED BY A PINK MARSHMELLOW THING/A ROCKMAN THINGY WHICH IS THE JAPANESE NAME FOR MEGAMAN WHICH HAS MANY GAMES FOR MANY SYSTEMS LIKE THE PLAYSTATION WHICH CURRENTLY HAS THE FINAL FANTASY SERIES WHICH HAS FFIX WHICH HAS A BLACK WIZARD THING NAMED VIVI WHICH A CERTAIN WEBMISTRESS IS OBSESSED ABOUT BECAUSE IT IS KAWAII LIKE A CABBIT WHICH COMES FROM THE TENCHI MUYO SERIES WHICH IS AN ANIME ON TOONAMI THAT IS ON CARTOON NETWORK THAT IS A TV CHANNEL LIKE WARNER BROTHERS WHICH SHOWS POKEMON ON IT WHICH IS CURRENTLY SET IN JOHTO WHICH HAS 100 MORE POKEMON SUCH AS HO-OH WHICH SOUNDS LIKE A HOHO WHICH IS A HOSTESS SNACK FOOD WHICH IS CHOCOLATEY LIKE PEANUT BUTTER CUPS WHICH HAVE PEANUT BUTTER IN THEM WHICH IS REALLY STICKY AND MAKES YOU WANT TO DRINK SOMETHING LIKE MILK WHICH MOSTLY COMES FROM A COW THAT GOES MOO AND HAS A POKEMON BASED OFF OF IT NAMED MILTANK WHICH IS MISSING A K DUE TO NINTENDO'S STUPIDITY WHICH ALSO MAD NYUURA HAVE THE NAME SNEASEL WHICH IS REALLY DUMB LIKE KOFFING WHO LIKES TO BOUNCE AROUND A LOT LIKE A BOUNCY BALL WHICH IS MADE OF RUBBER WHICH STRETCHES A LOT AND CAN MAKE TIRES WHICH GO ON A CAR WHICH IS A FORM OF TRANSPORTATION LIKE A PLANE WHICH CAN FLY OVER THE OCEANS OR OTHER COUNTRIES LIKE JAPAN WHICH HAS A LOT OF GOOD STUFF LIKE ANIME AND MANGA AND PKMN CARDS WHICH ARE POPULAR AND HAS A NEW SET CALLED NEO GENESIS WHICH HAS REALLY GOOD SHINY CARDS WHICH CAN BE USED FOR THE POKEMON CARD GAME LEAGUE WHICH HAS BADGES AND IS HELD USUALLY AT TOYS R US WHICH HAS MANY TOYS WHICH ARE FUN LIKE VIDEO GAMES WHICH CAN BE MANY GENRES SUCH AS PARTY OR RPG WHICH IS THE BEST TYPE OF GAMES AND IS ALSO FUN LIKE FINAL FANTASY AND POKEMON AND LUNAR 2 AND CHRONO CROSS WHICH HAS RIDDEL IN IT WHICH CAUSED A BIG THING IN #POKEBATTLES WHEN JASON WAS LOOKING FOR A PICTURE OF RIDDEL FOR ABOUT AN HOUR AND FINALLY FOUND ONE AT PRIMAGAMES WHICH MAKES MANY STRATEGY GUIDES SUCH AS THE FFIX STRATEGY GUIDE WHICH HAS MANY PICTURES AND REQUIRES YOU TO GO ONLINE FOR ADDITIONAL HELP WHICH IS VERY STUPID LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT SUCH AS SKYLER'S BOT WHICH LIKES TO HURT SKYLER BY FWAPPING HIM TO THE MOON WHICH IS ALSO A THING THAT IS FALLING IN ZELDA MAJORAS MASK WHICH HAS MANY MASKS THAT GO ON YOUR FACE AND SOME CAN MAKE YOU TRANSFORM INTO A ZORA OR A GORON OR A DEKU NUT THAT CAN SHOOT BUBBLES LIKE A SQUIRTLE WHICH IS A WATER POKEMON LIKE MARILL WHICH IS A NEW POKEMON LIKE TOGEPI WHICH IS KAWAII LIKE A KAWAIIPUFF WHICH IS THE EVOLVED FORM OF A NICE NONRABID JIGGLYPUFF OF CUTENESS WHICH IS CUTEPUFF WHICH IS YOU WHICH IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF DOOMPUFF WHICH IS ACTUALLY AN EVIL JIGGLYPUFF WHICH EVOLVES FROM IGGLYBUFF WHICH IS A BABY THAT REALLY ISN'T VERY KAWAII AND MAY BE EVILLER THAN DOOMPUFF ITSELF WHICH CAN EVOLVE INTO VENOM DOOMPUFF WHICH IS BIGGER LIKE AN INFLATED BALLOON WHICH YOU CAN GET AT CARNIVALS WHICH HAVE MANY GAMES AND RIDES SUCH AS A ROLLER COASTER THAT GOES UP AND DOWN AND AROUND AND CAN MAKE YOU SICK LIKE A VIRUS WHICH CAN ALSO BE A COMPUTER VIRUS WHICH MESSES YOUR COMPUTER UP AND YOU CAN'T USE IT AS WELL UNTIL IT LEAVES WHICH IS JUST AS BAD AS A COLD WHICH MAKES YOU SNEEZE AND COUGH LIKE A KOFFING WHICH IS A BALL OF GAS LIKE THE SUN WHICH IS ACTUALLY A STRUNG UP DOOMPUFF THAT LIGHTS UP LIKE A LAMP WHICH IS FOUND IN HOMES LIKE A BED WHICH IS COMFY AND MAKES YOU WANT TO SLEEP WHICH CAN BE CAUSED BY A JIGGLYPUFF SINGING WHICH THEN GETS OUT A MARKER WHICH IS A DRAWING THINK LIKE A PENCIL OR A PEN OR A CRAYON WHICH HAVE MANY COLORS AND ARE FOUND IN BOXES SUCH AS AN OMAKE BOX WHICH IS A BOX THAT CONTAINS STUFF SUCH AS FOOD WHICH YOU NEED TO LIVE AND YOU ALSO NEED WATER WHICH CAN BE FOUND IN RIVERS AND LAKES AND PUDDLES AND OCEANS WHICH ARE REALLY BIG AND SALTY LIKE THE GREAT SALT LAKE WHICH IS VERY SALTY TOO LIKE A PRETZEL COVERED IN SALT WHICH IS FOOD LIKE A DONUT WHICH IS A CIRCULAR THING WHICH IS A SHAPE LIKE A SQUARE WHICH IS A SHAPE THAT HAS FOUR SIDES AND HAS MANY USES SUCH AS MAKING A SQUAREPUFF WHICH IS ONE OF THE DUMBEST OF THE DOOMPUFF RIPOFFS WHICH HAVE MANY OTHER RIPOFFS SUCH AS YOU WHICH IS PINK LIKE A CLEFAIRY WHICH ALSO HAS A DEVOLVED FORM BUT IT IS CUTER THAN IGGLYBUFF AND IT IS VERY KAWAII LIKE VERY CUTE THINGS SUCH AS A CHIKORITA WHICH IS CONSIDERED ALMIGHTY BY ONE PERSON WITH A LONG WEIRD NAME WHICH IS WAKUSEINO WHICH OWNS NIGHT VERSION WHICH IS VERY DARK AND WAS ONCE NOT ON THE NETWORK BECAUSE THE WEBMASTER SAID NOT TO PUT IT ON BUT IT WAS FINALLY DECIDED TO BE PUT ON AND IT JOINED THE NETWORK WHICH IS VERY COLORFUL LIKE A RAINBOW WHICH COMES AFTER RAIN WHICH IS REALLY WET LIKE SOMEONE DROOLING ON YOU OR SOMEONE LICKING YOU FOR NO APPARENT REASON WHICH IS VERY DISGUSTING LIKE A DOG GOING TO THE BATHROOM INSIDE ON THE FLOOR WHEN IT SHOULD BE OUTSIDE WHICH HAS FLOWERS WHICH SMELL NICE IN CONTRAST TO TEXAS WHICH IS A LARGE STATE WHERE BUSH WAS ONCE GOVERNOR BUT HE IS NOW OUR NEXT PRESIDENT WHILE CLINTON IS OUR CURRENT PRESIDENT WHO HAD TOO MANY SEX SCANDALS WHICH MADE HIM GET IMPEACHED WHICH SOUNDS LIKE A PEACH WHICH IS A FRUIT WHICH IS A FOOD WHICH CAN BE MANY COLORS LIKE ORANGE OR PURPLE OR PINK WHICH IS THE COLOR OF YOUR SKIN WHICH COVERS YOU WHICH IS A SOLID WHICH IS A FORM LIKE GAS OR LIQUID WHICH IS A WEBSITE THAT HAS A KITE AS A WEBMASTER WHICH IS THE RULE OF A PAGE WHICH COULD ALSO BE A PIECE OF PAPER BUT WHO WOULD WANT TO RULE A PIECE OF PAPER WHEN THEY COULD RULE SOMETHING LIKE A GIANT DONUT WHICH CAN BE FOUND AT THE TOP OF WEIRD DONUT SHOPS WHICH IS A FOOD PLACE LIKE MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING WHICH HAS GOOD BURGERS WHICH IS MADE OF COW LIKE ROAST AND STEAK WHICH IS ALSO VERY GOOD LIKE CHEESE WHICH IS MADE FROM MILK WHICH IS WHITE LIKE A VERSION A PENCIL RULER USED TO OWN BUT NOW SUB-OWNS CINNIBAR VERSION WHICH IS ALSO A MINERAL LIKE A TOPAZ WHICH IS THE BIRTHSTONE FOR NOVEMBER WHICH IS A MONTH LIKE AUGUST AND MARCH WHICH COULD ALSO BE A THING IN A PARADE WHICH HAS LOTS OF PRETTY BALLOONS WHICH COULD ALSO BE YOU WHICH IS ON AN ISLAND WHICH IS SOME LAND SURROUNDED BY WATER LIKE HAWAII WHICH HAS HULA HOOPS WHICH CAN BE PUT ON FIRE SO FLAREONS CAN JUMP THROUGH THEM WHICH EVOLVE FROM EEVEE WHICH ARE CUTE LITTLE FOX DOGGY THINGIES THAT ARE POKEMON LIKE PIDGEOT WHICH IS ALMIGHTY TO SKYLER WHO USED TO OWN WIND VERSION BUT IS NOW OWNS MOONLIGHT VERSION WHICH IS A COMBINED VERSION LIKE WHEN WHITE AND CRIMSON COMBINED WHEN CRIMSON HAD A KING NAMED CRIMSONKING WHO LIKED TO INSULT ROBBYMVB WHO OWNS LIGHT VERSION BUT DISAPPEARED JUST LIKE MANY OTHERS SUCH AS DOUBLED OF BLACK VERSION AND LIKE ILLUMINA VERSION ONCE DID WHICH IS ONE OF THE FAVORITES OF THE ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER'S JUST LIKE AQUA VERSION WHICH HAS AN MHE WHICH STANDS FOR MENTAL HOSPITAL ESCAPEE OR EVEN MIGHTY HARD EXTRATERRESTRIAL WHICH REALLY MAKES NO SENSE LIKE MOST OF CLEAR VERSION'S BATTLES WHICH HAS DIED DUE TO ME TELLING HIM THAT HIS BATTLES SUCKED JUST LIKE FIRE VERSHUNS WHICH WAS ACTUALLY A FAKE CREATED BY ANDREVAN WHO OWNS EMERALD VERSION WHICH IS VERY SHINY LIKE MANY OTHER GEMS AND THINGS SUCH AS TURQUOISE VERSION WHICH HAS GOOD BATTLES TOO JUST LIKE DARK VERSION WHICH LIKES TO HAVE DARK-MOOD HUMOR STUFF JUST LIKE FLAME VERSION WHICH IS TOO EVIL AND DESERVES FIRST PLACE AT LEAST ONCE BUT AQUA BEAT IT BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE FOR SOME ODD REASON LIKE AQUA BETTER OR EVEN CINNIBAR WHICH IS A VERSION THAT HAS TWO WEBMASTER/MISTRESSES JUST LIKE NIGHT VERSION WHICH IS REALLY DARK JUST LIKE A BLACK CD CASE WHICH HOLDS CDS THAT ARE ROUND LIKE BOUNCY BALLS WHICH ARE ROUND JUST LIKE YOU!!
Oooo...dat nice. ^_^
HELLO RED TEXT THINGY!
MY LARGE LETTERS! MINE! O_O
HELLO ISLAND!
MORE SALESMEN appear!
GAH..
SALESMEN want to fight!
EVERYONE SLEEPING wakes up!
What was the commotion a few minutes ago...?
...Zzzz
..Uh..what's going on?
SALESMEN ARMY sends out SALESMAN #4806076857!
O_O; ACKK!
Eh..nothing else really to do, so..
KIT sends out KIT!
I'll help!
RAIDUDE sends out RAIDUDE!
Me will help!
CUTEPUFF cutely sends out CUTEPUFF!
BOINGJAVAHELP!
KOFFING sends out KOFFING!
Zzz
WEEZING sends out ZZZ!
I'll..uh..eh; I'll help.
SKYLER sends out SKYLER!
I'll just use my fire spin attack...
KIT uses FIRE SPIN!
SALESMEN ARMY stares in wonder at the swirly thing!
SALESMEN ARMY is confused!
Heh; perfect..
SALESMEN ARMY hurts KIT in their confusion!
ACK!
KIT faints!
Attack continues!
Uh..
SALESMEN ARMY hurts themselves in their confusion!
Yay?
SALESMEN ARMY faints!
Yay!
EEVEE ISLAND TEAM wins!
Yay.
Zzz
BOINGJAVAYAYJAVABOOM!
Woohoo!
Yay! ^_^
Yay. @_@
Location: Unknown
Mysterious Figure #1: Hm...this new obsticle for them just might cut my workdown...
Mysterious Figure #2: I agree, master..
Mysterious Figure #1: Good...now...WHERE'S MY PEPSI!?
Mysterious Figure #2: Right here, sir..
MF2 holds up a STICK!
Mysterious Figure #1: THAT IS NOT A CAN OF PEPSI! THAT IS A STICK! NOW GO GET THE PEPSI!
Mysterious Figure #2: Er..at once, sir!
Mysterious Figure #1: Hm..sometimes I wonder about him...Oh well. Time to bring out the limbo stick and start partying for my soon-to-be world domination! MWAHAHAHA..er..hm.
Someone Set[ting] Up Us The Bomb: Eevee Island
How are you [not-really] gentlemen !! Skyler [2-1-2]
SKY THIGNY, the great hentai prince(ss), has...sleeping!
Zzzz...
NARRATOR uses BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP!
..! ACKKK
SKY THINGY has awaken!
BAH..I'm trying to sleep for a change, damm..
RSACi CLOUD floats above!
..Erm...dangit?
RSACi CLOUD floats away!
..Wait a minute..didn't RSACi get changed...?
Point?
GAH..I was tricked.. >_<
...HAHA.
Bah.
APPLES fall on SKY THINGY!
OWOWOW. WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR!?
Nothing, really.
...
SKY OBJECT falls into a randomly appearing PUDDLE!
ACKACKACKACK.
. o O (If this makes him go ACKACKACKACK...hehhehheh...)
...I CAN read that you know...
...AHHHHH! DIE, EVIL MIND READER!
SKY OBJECT is now known as SKYTAI!
Sky...tai?
HENTAI COLLECTION #2 falls out of SKYLER's..EWWWW..
..DANG YE!
...!
SKYLER's brain has restarted!
SKYLER realizes SKYTAI MEANING!
DANG YE TO THAT HOT PLACE I CAN'T SAY HERE! >_<
...NARRATOR notices SKYTAI needs to get on a DIET..
HEY.
HORSE appears!
HORSE chews on SKYTAI!
...This version sucks. -_-;
There's a point to that?
..Not really.
DOGS appears!
?
DOGS: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEWOMEN !!
..All your base rip-off?
Webmaster: I was kinda short on money...
Haha.
DOGS: All your doggie treat are belong to us.
DOGS: You are on the path to dog bite.
*Sigh*..this version has sunken to a new low...
LAVENDER VERSION uses SINK!
Choose your own narrator joke!
A: SINK falls on SKYTAI!
B: LAVENDER falls into some QUICKSAND!
B2: LAVENDER now lies in 1-BQ LAND! BARBEQUE starts!
C: No Water left to use this object!
..C and B sounds fine..
NARRATOR doesn't think they would work well...
Yes they would.
SKYTAI says they would, so they WON'T!
BAH..
NARRATOR clicks on A!
SINK falls on SKYTAI!
OWW...
DOGS: Ha ha ha ha.
...Shut up.
DOGS: You have no chance to survive make your bed.
..Bed?
BED appears!
BED falls on SKYTAI!
OWWW...that...joke...is...old...
Fine...SKYTAI is pushed into BED!
Huh?
BED uses RADIATION!
RADIATION makes SKATAI grow a TAIL!
...! ACK.
TAIL almost reminds me of...ehhhhh..
...
NARRATOR uses MAKE TAIL DISAPPEAR!
It's fully disappeared!
Better..
SALESMAN appears!
SALESMAN: HELLO REALLY STUPID HENTAI LOVER NAMED SKYLER WHOSE NAME IS NOW SKYTAI WHICH IS A CROSS BETWEEN SKYLER AND HENTAI WHICH GOES TOGETHER LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY WHICH..
AHHHH! RLS! KILL! KILL! KILL!
NARRATOR wonders how SKYTAI pronounced "RLS"...
..Uh.."Err-less"?
SKYTAI becomes ERR-LESS!
..Urrh?
SKYTAI is now in pain!
..URRH
PAIN increases!
URRRRRH
SKYTAI never learns..
PAIN increases!
MAKE IT STOOOOOP..
..STOOP?
Er..STOPPPPP..
STOOP appears!
...
SKYTAI goes back in PAIN!
WAHHHHH..
STOOP continues to..whatever it's doing!
DOGS starts barking!
CATS appears!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
DOGS glances over!
DOGS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS runs away!
DOGS: Ha ha ha ha.
DOGS chases after CATS!
..Uh..
ZIG appears, for great justice!
Uh?
ZIG uses REALLY-POWERFUL GREEN HOMING MISSLES!
.. O_O ACK!
It's super effective!
NOOOOO...
MISSLES hit STOOP!
...Yay?
STOOP explodes!
ROCKS fly around EVERYWHERE!
EVERYWHERE swats the ROCKS away!
..This battle is screwy...
Like your brain...
...HEY!
HORSE returns!
...Screw this battle..I'm leaving..
Can't escape!
...
CATS returns!
CATS: He had no chance to survive. Made his time.
WILL THIS EVER STOP!? >_<;
..Why?
Because it's annoying.
Why?
Because it keeps being used over and over.
Why?
The author decided to do that.
Why?
Because he's an idiot.
Why?
Because he's annoying me all the time.
Why?
Because he likes blaming me for his misfortunes.
Why?
Because he likes to.
Why?
Because he always has.
Why?
To..uh..QUIT WITH THE WHY ALREADY!!
Why?
...Zee.
Would you like to Dubayou?
..? Yes?
YOU has been DUBBED for AMERICAN AUDIENCES!
Woohoo?
YOU die!
..Uh..
SKYTAI gets TAI-DIED!
X_X;
SALESMAN stands there impatiently!
SALESMAN: ALL YOUR MONEY ARE BELONG TO ME, SIR!
NO THANKS, SIR.
SALESMAN is enraged!
SALESMEN ARMY REPLACEMENT appears!
I know! I'll SAVE THE DAY!
DAYLIGHT's SAVING TIME is used!
Punny. -_-;
HOUR is changed to 12:69!
..69?
YES!
No comment.
SKYTAI just commented..
Maybe if I refresh this page, this nightmare will be over...
SKYTAI uses REFRESH!
LAVENDER feels fully refreshed!
LAVENDER regains HP and PP!
...I SURRENDER... -_-
SKYTAI uses SURRENDER!
It's super effective!
SKYTAI loses!
Loses what?
The BATTLE!
What battle?
DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME.
SKYTAI blacks out!
Location: Secret Base
Mysterious Voice 2: Master, I've just received word that Shadow closed..
Mysterious Voice 1: Perfect..
MV2: Perfect?
MV1: Yes..I was afraid they'd find my hidden stash of Pepsi...
MV2: ...You're hopeless.
MV1: Soon, they'll have some more trouble. So it has been decreed, SO DECLARES THE GREAT MYSTERIOUS FIGURE OF LAVENDER! MWAHAHAHA*HACK-COUGH*..NEED...PEPSI..
MV2: Right away, idio..er..master...
Location: Place where Skyler blacked out
ZIG continues floating around aimlessly...
SALESMEN ARMY: MOVE ZIG!
ZIG is moved away!
SALESMEN ARMY wins!
Setting: Eevee Island coastline
Player: Salesman [1-2-1]
Nearby WATER starts acting strangely..
GIANT BRIEFCASE floats out of the WATER!
HOW ARE YOU, SIRS!
GIANT BRIEFCASE is actually a ROBOT made by the SALESMAN ARMY!
And SIRS is not HERE at the moment!
...
BRIEFBOT flies to the ISLAND COAST!
It's super disturbing!
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE IF YOU DON'T BUY OUR GREAT PRODUCTS, GENTLESIRS!
BRIEFBOT zooms over the WATER!
SALESMAN #2: WE ARE REACHING LAND, SIR!
EXCELLENT, SIR. ENGAGE THE..WHAT IS ON THIS THING ANYWAYS?
SALESMAN #2: WE HAVE OUR PRODUCTS, BRIEFCASES FILLED WITH DOODLES OF CUTE LITTLE PUPPIES, AND A BOX OF ILLEGAL DRUGS, SIR!
..ILLEGAL DRUGS?
SALESMAN #2: YES. WE HAVE SKITTLES, M&M's, SPREE, AND PIXIE STICKS!
...DID YOU KNOW YOU ARE AN IDIOT, SIR?
SALESMAN #2: MY MOMMY HAS TOLD ME THAT MANY TIMES, SIR!
SHE MUST HAVE BEEN VERY SMART THEN!
SALESMAN #2: SHE WAS A GREAT ONION, SIR.
...
BRIEFBOT crashes!
WHAT HAPPEN?
SALESMAN #2: SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB?
LAUNCH ALL 'MONITORS'!
MAIN SCREEN turn on!
SALESMAN #2: WE SEEMED TO HAVE BUMPED INTO ANOTHER PLANET, SIR!
WHAT !
OTHER PLANET starts to move!
...IT'S YOU!
OTHER PLANET is renamed to SKYTAI!
SKYLER tries to reach out for what he thinks is a GIANT BROWNIE!
SALESMAN #2: AHHHHH! THE LARGE THING IS TRYING TO EAT US, SIR!
...LAUNCH ZIG TOY PLANE PRODUCTS!
ZIG floats around aimlessly outside!
...
ZIG instantly vanishes!
?
SKYTAI burps!
NOOOO! IT JUST ATE OUR MERCHANDISE!
SALESMAN #2: I SUGGEST WE RETREAT BACK TO OUR VERSION, SIR!
NOT WITHOUT SELLING A PRODUCT.
SALESMAN opens the BRIEFBOT!
SALESMAN #2: YOU ARE A VERY BRAVE SIR, SIR! I WISH YOU THE LUCK OF THE IRISH!
SAVE YOUR IDIOTNESS FOR SOMEONE WHO CARES, SIR!
SALESMAN #2: OKAY MA'AM!
...
SALESMAN walks out!
HELLO..BIG SIR!
SKYLER: Not YOU again..
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME OF OUR GREAT QUALITY PRODUCTS THAT CAME ALL THE WAY FROM THE OUTER REACHES OF A PLACE THAT HAS A WEIRD SOUNDING NAME WHICH IS "CIKINIKINITIKITIKIRIKILIKIMIK"?
SKYLER: ..If it'll make you go away, fine...
SALESMAN gets out EXOTIC FOODS!
THIS FRUIT HERE IS THE ORGALAVALA, WHICH COMES RIGHT FROM LAVA AND IS NOTHINGMORETHANAREGULARLAVAROCK AND IS SUPPOSED TO TASTE REALLY GOOD!
SKYLER: ...! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD!
SKYTAI takes it!
GREAT DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU, REALLY FAT SIR!
SKYTAI is too busy EATING to LISTEN!
...GOODBYE, CHUBBY!
SALESMAN goes back to the BRIEFBOT!
BRIEFBOT zooms into the SHADOW PORTAL!
SHADOW PORTAL explodes in a bright flash of..blood?
...WHO WON? X_X;
Battle 30 BONUS SECTION: Chubby Chubby...AHHHH! DO NOT EAT THE TEX--
Player: Skyler [Skyler-Is-Fat]
SKYTAI continues chewing on the ROCK!
...Rock?
YES!
...BAHHHHHHH..I PAID ALL MY MONEY FOR THIS PIECE OF CRAP. >_<
HAHA.
...
DOGS reappears!
DOGS: YOU MUST MAKE YOUR BED! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
..Shaddap.
DOGS: YOU ARE ON THE PATH TO UNCOMFORTABLENESS IF YOU DO NOT TAKE MY ADVISE.
...I'll give you my own advice..WHY DON'T YOU JUST--
SCENE cuts to CHARGON...dancing in a TUTU?
...AHHHHHHHHH
WHO CHOSE THIS!?
...
...Screw the cut-scene; NARRATOR would rather see SKYTAI cussing like a complete IDIOT!
SCENE changes back to SKYTAI!
AND FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN STICK THAT UP YOUR FINGERNAIL!!
..NARRATOR would've been safer to watch THIS..
DOGS: I SHALL RETURN AND HAVE VENGENCE! MWAHAHAHA! SOON, YOUR BASE WILL BELONG TO I!
DOGS floats off into the WATER?
...I guess I won.
NO!
Why not? -_-;
SKYTAI didn't make his BED!
I...BAH! I HAVE NO BED!
THAT's why you didn't MAKE your BED!
...DOUBLE PUN. >_<;
SKYTAI loses!
Location: Secret Place
Mysterious Voice #2: We have a newcomer, sir..
Mysterious Voice #1: Hm..?
DOGS appears!
DOGS: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEVOICES !!
MV1: ...You better be worthy of helping.
DOGS: ALL YOUR PEPSI ARE BELONG TO ME.
MV1: ...THIS MEANS WAR.
DOGS: You have no chance to survive make your--
*SMASH*
DOGS blacks out!
MV1: ...??
MV2: Whoa..I never knew an AOL CD could do that..
MV1: Ah..the many uses of AOL..You will receive a reward for your great idea..
MV2: YAY..?
MYSTERIOUS VOICE 2 receives a pile of AOL CDs!
MV2: Thanks..I think..
MV1: Hm..so Shadow's gone, all communications with other versions have been cut off, and no one has discovered my whereabouts yet... Soon, I shall TAKE OVER THIS WORLD AND CLAIM IT FOR THE GREATNESS OF PEPSI! PEPHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Battles 6-10: The Pokemon Force
Battles 11-15: Greenery...
Battles 16-20: Newcomers
Battles 21-25: RPG Mix-Up
--> Battles 26-30: HELLO SIR!
Battles 31-35: Mecha Mayhem
Battles 36-40
Battles 41-45
Battles 46-50