This time, Ditto gets to battle five giant Mechas! Yay!
...Well, no 'Yay' for the mechas anyways.
Location: Pewter City
Player: Ditto [8-3-5]
DITTO is slowly approaching PEWTER!
...Took long enough.
DITTO arrives in PEWTER CITY!
YAY.
EVERYTHING looks very PEACEFUL, like something is about to HAPPEN!
Quit foreshadowing, idiot.
...
:P
DITTO goes into the PEWTER GYM!
Badge badge badge badge..wait..
Why am I collecting badges anyways? o_o;
Because...
...
...
..I dunno.
..Oi.
DITTO looks around!
GYM is EMPTY!
...?
DITTO sees SHINY OBJECT!
...!
DITTO receives BOULDER BADGE!
..Whoa..I didn't even have to fight..but why's it deserted here...?
DITTO leaves GYM!
Hm..might as well ask around..
Not enough Pewter People (PP) left to use that move!
...?
CITY is completely deserted!
...Mmm...ice cream dessert..
...NOT THAT KIND OF DESSERT.
Bah..fine..
NOTE appears!
NOTE! ...READ!
NOTE can't read!
...
NOTE floats away!
ACK!
EXPLOSIONS are heard nearby!
...?
Nearby GYM explodes!
!!
GIANT MECHA appears!
AAAACK!
MECHA: PURPLE BLOB GUM FOUND> SET MODE +TARGET DESTROY>
AHHHHHH
DITTO runs!
No effect!
MECHA: THE HORSE GOES NEEEEEEEEIGHHHHHH!
GIANT MECHA uses SPECTRAL LASER ALPHA!
...!!!
LASER BEAM kep going and crashed...
...Into BATTLE RECORDS!
...ACK?
GIANT MECHA is enraged!
MECHA: DESTROY ABC GUM>
...That does it.
DITTO gets out GIANT BAG OF THINGIES!
Now..let's see..
DITTO pulls out UMBRELLA!
That's not it..
DITTO continues searching!
Not that..no..nope..HELL NO*..no..ah..here it is..
DITTO pulls out GIANT WOOD BOX-MADE MECHA!
...Er..
MECHA: THE COW GOES MOOOOOOOOOOO!
MECHA uses IMMENSELY POWERFUL DEATH BEAM OF DESTRUCTION!
Help meeee...
BEAM hits OPENING MESSAGE!
...OII.
MECHA: >>>
HAHA.
MECHA: SETTING MODES: _TARGET DESTROY< +RECHARGE>
Finally..a time to attack..
Me, use RANDOM GBOT WEAPON!
DITTO uses a BAG OF CHIPS!
..ERGHHH.. -_-;
It's super effective!
Wha...?
MECHA: ERRORERROR>>CHIPS STUCK IN ARMOR> CREATED RIDGES> ERRORERRORERROEROEPOROREREOERIWOJFJGDNSNFK
MECHA explodes!
WHOO!
SHINY POINTY OBJECTS fly everywhere!
Ooo..
CITY now looks like...A WARZONE!
..Whoa..whoever did this must want to destroy the world or something...
...Duh.
...Shut up.
BRIEFCASE falls on DITTO!
OW.
DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME.
..Whatever..
Now..off to a shiny mountain!
DITTO starts eastward!
*Indicates either a Doompuff, a hentai picture, or a picture of Chargon. Any of the three that get explosure to to the eye may lead to fright, paralyzation, brain damage, or death.
Location: Secret Place thing
MV1: ...
MV2: ...
DOGS: MAKE 'BED'. FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
MV1: ...SHUT UP. NOW.
DIGS: MAKE BED! MAKE BED! MAKE BED! MAKE BED! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING, FIX UP EVERY 'BED'.
MV1 starts sobbing!
MV1: WHYYYYYY..
Home of Firestone-made Mechas and the old references part of it comes from.
Battles 6-10: The Pokemon Force
Battles 11-15: Greenery: Light and Dark
Battles 16-20: Newcomers
Battles 21-25: RPG Mix-Up
Battles 26-30: HELLO SIR!
--> Battles 31-35: Mecha Mayhem
Battles 36-40
Battles 41-45
Battles 46-50
Location: Mt. Moon
Player: Ditto [8-3-5]
DITTO appears at MT. MOON!
..Whoa..big mountain..
MOON shines brightly!
STRANGE PORTAL appears in the MOONLIGHT!
..Uh..
SURROUNDINGS seem quiet!
..AHHH! QUIET! RUNAWAY!
...
:P
EARTHQUAKE appears!
...! ACK!
Giant enemy GEODUDE rises from the ground!
....Wha..?
GEODUDE: DUUUUDE.
Good for you.
GEODUDE: ...
GEODUDE fells like leveling CITIES and making the DUDE disappear!
Don't make me hurt you, Narrator.
YOU cannot hurt NARRATOR! NARRATOR is ALMIGHTY!
...*Gets out C--*
AHHHH! NO! NO!
...I was only getting out Chips.
...BAHHH! ><;
*CRUNCH* Foooood.
Enemy GEODUDE waits impatiently!
...Fine..I'll battle the thing.
DITTO wants to fight!
Duh.
...Enemy GEODUDE uses PEBBLE TOSS!
Critical hit!
It's super effective!
HEY.
...Miss!
Better.
I'll use--
EARTHQUAKE appears!
We already went through this, idiot.
THIS is a DIFFERENT EARTHQUAKE!
Whatever.
GIANT MECHA 2.0 appears!
MECHA: THE DONKEY GOES HEEHAW>
MECHA uses LARGE BEAM OF DEATH!
LBoD hits MOUNTAIN!
BOULDER #39844 faints!
MECHA: >>>
GEODUDE is enraged!
GEODUDE uses ROCK TOSS!
ROCKS are TOSSed..ewww.
I never knew things could EAT that many rocks....yuck.
MECHA: THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND>
MECHA uses BEAM OF IMMENSE DESTRUCTION, SUFFERING, AND A SIDE OF CHEESE!
CHEESE falls from the SKY!
BEAM hits RECORDS!
...Again?
Yes!
Eh.
GEODUDE declares WAR!
MECHA: WAR GOES REMEMBER THE ALAMO>
....I might as well sneak away to Cerulean City..
DITTO runs eastward!
NO ONE notices!
GEODUDE uses AVALANCHE!
SNOW falls on MECHA!
MECHA: THERE WAS A FARMER WHO HAD A DOG AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME O> BEE EYE--
BEE stings MECHA in the EYE!
MECHA: THE BEE GOES BUZZ GO ROUND AND ROUND ALL DAY LONG>
MECHA is confused!
It went into MOONLIGHT PORTAL in its confusion!
GEODUDE follows; it refuses to lose the WAR!
...DITTO wins!
GEODUDE and MECHA 2.0 draw!
GEODUDE drew a PONY!
MECHA drew a CIRCLE!
...BATTLE ends!
Location: Eevee Island
Closed SHADOW PORTAL vibrates violently!
Location: Somewhere else
MV2: ..Uh..sir, the Shadow Portal's trying to open again...
MV1: WHAT!? If those salesmen return, this could complicate things..
DOGS: HA HA HA HA.
MV1: SHUT UP.
DOGS: ...
MV1: Now..you two go fix that portal..
MV2: Aye, sir!
DOGS: For great justice!
DOGS and MYSTERIOUS VOICE 2 leave the PLACE!
MV1: ...They're going to mess up. I know it.
Location: Cerulean City
Player: Ditto [9-3-5]
CERULEAN CITY appears!
How can a city just "appear"...?
...It did?
..Works with me.
Now..where would the gym be..?
HERE!
Where?
HERE!
...WHERE?
HERE!
...You're not helping.
WHY would I HELP YOU?
...Good point.
...Ahh..there's the gym..
DITTO approaches the GYM!
...Something's about to happen.
HOW do YOU KNOW?
Easy; if all seems calm and peaceful when the Narrator's not being annoying, and the narrator doesn't twist what you're doing, that means someone will appear or something big will happen. Thus is the rule of almost all Pokebattles. :)
...Uh.
...Well?
DITTO enters GYM!
I'm waiting...
DITTO dinds and receives CASCADE BADGE!
...Yay4me?
YES! I think...
K. ^_^
DITTO leaves GYM!
Now to Vermillion City!
DITTO attempts to start off for VERMILLION CITY!
No effect!
...?
GIANT MECHA GAMMA appears!
...You ever notice how stupid whoever invented these is? I mean, look; the first was #1, the second was 2.0, and NOW it's Gamma...
MECHA: I LIKE COOKIES.
Good for you.
MECHA: DO YOU HAVE A COOKIE?
No, now leave me alone.
MECHA: I WANNA COOKIE!
I DON'T HAVE ANY STUPID COOKIES!
MECHA: YOU'RE A MEANIE! YOU NEED TO BE WETTED!
...Wetted?
MECHA pulls out GIANT WATER GUN!
...Wetted. X_x;
MECHA: I LIKE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES.
MECHA uses INDUSTRIAL-FORCED WATER GUN SQUIRT!
...ACCKKK?
WATER hits nearby BUILDING!
BUILDING explodes in a cloud of WATER!
....
I might as well fight fire with fire..
FIRE is not being used!
...SHUT UP. >_<;
UP is SHUTTED!
...
EARTHQUAKE appears!
We went through this last battle..
???: FLARE!
...??
??? appears!
??? is renamed to FUZZY!
...My GOD, that dog is BIG..
FUZZY licks MECHA!
MECHA: TICKLE SENSORS ACTIVATED. HEHE LOL!
FUZZY: FLARE! FLARE!
MECHA uses MAKE FRIENDS!
FUZZY: Flare?
Uh..
MECHA and FUZZY become FRIENDS!
FUZZY trots off into the SUNSET...
MECHA: SUNSETS ARE PRETTY.
MECHA follows!
......Uh...
DITTO ends with a DRAW!
MECHA and FUZZY win!
...The battle title lied. I DEMAND A SQUIRT GUN WAR.
TOO BAD!
.....
DITTO annoyedly leaves for VERMILLION!
Location: Eevee Island, near Shadow Portal
Players: Mysterious Voice 2 [???]
DOGS [N/A]
GROUP arrives at SHADOW PORTAL!
WE ARE ON THE PATH TO...I AM UNABLE TO FIND A GOOD WAY TO SAY THIS.
Then don't say anything.
HOW CAN I GENTLEMAN!!
Don't open your mouth.
...
Now...lesse..how to make this portal disappear...Maybe if I try opening it...
YOU WILL BE ON THE PATH TO DESTRUCTI--
SHUT UP AND LET ME THINK.
...
Maybe if I open it..
PORTAL opens!
LARGE POWERFUL BEAM shoots out!
AHHHHHHHH! CLOSE IT! CLOSE IT!
PORTAL closes!
WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!?
PATH TO DESTRUCTION.
...No.
...
Must think..must think...
I've got it!
MV2 uses MATT-TYPE THIMBLE!
PORTAL is trapped in the THIMBLE!
There we go..now..back to base.
AYE GENTLEMAN!! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
SITE #1 receives a VOTE!
...?
MYSTERIOUS VOICE 2 needs to get on IRC more often!
'I Are See'? Never heard of it.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...Are you going to end this or what?
..Er..YES!
BATTLE ends!
Location: Field
Player: Ditto [9-3-6]
WAKE UP, STUPID THING.
zzz
How can you take a SEVEN MONTH nap --;
NARRATOR needs its BEAUTY SLEEP!
So, a loud, booming voice with no body can have 'beauty'? That just doesn't seem right.
..uh..NARRATOR has BEAUTY!
HOW?
LETTERS can be BEAUTIFUL!
If that's beautiful, then I've seen cuter things in Diablo 2.
...Bleh.
^^
GIANT MECHA IV appears!
Another mecha to make vanish? How fun.
GIANT MECHA IV: ...
Quiet one for once, eh? I'll just explode it and--
GIANT MECHA IV: I AM BIG OBJECT OF MASS DESTRUCTION LIKE A GIANT NUCLEAR BOMB WHICH IS NOT AS POWERFUL AS AN ANNOYED CHARGON WHO IS VERY EVIL MUCH LIKE MATT IS WHO HAS MANY ANTHRO CHARACTERS THAT ARE GOD-LIKE JUST LIKE JASON CAN BE WHO IS THE WEBMASTER OF POKEBATTLES WHICH HAS MANY BATTLES THAT ARE WRITTEN LIKE THIS ONE WHICH HAS A BLOB OF GRAPE JELLO AS THE STAR WHICH IS A FOOD AND IS NUMMY JUST LIKE AN EGG WHCH HAS A SHELL JUST LIKE AN OYSTER WHICH CAN BE FOUND IN THE SEA ALONG WITH SUNKEN SHIPS THAT HAVE SUNKEN JUST LIKE A LARGE STONE WOULD SING WHICH IS HARD LIKE A BRICK WALL WHICH IS USUALLY RED LIKE THE COLOR OF KETCHUP WHICH ALSO HAS PURPLE AND GREEN KETCHUPS WHICH ARE COLORS JUST LIKE ORANGE WHICH IS ALSO A FRUIT ALONG WITH PURPLE AND BANANAS WHICH ARE SHAPED LIKE A PART OF THE MOON WHICH IS A GIANT ROCK IN SPACE JUST LIKE A PLANET SUCH AS MERCURY WHICH IS CLOSE TO THE SUN AND GIVES MUCH ENERGY LIKE A WINDMILL POWER PLANT THING WHICH USES WIND TO POWER JUST LIKE A SAIL ON A BOAT WHICH CAN FLOAT WHICH REMINDS ME OF A ROOT BEER FLOAT WHICH ISN'T REALLY BEAR AND BEER IS VERY BAD FOR YOU JUST LIKE SMOKING WHICH GIVES SMOKE LIKE A FIRE WHICH IS HOT LIKE AN OVEN WHICH CAN HAVE A STOVE THAT MAKES THINGS HOT LIKE WATER THAT IS WATERY LIKE THE GRASS IN THE MORNING DURING A COOL DAY WHICH ARE SEMI-COLD LIKE MILK IS WHEN REFRIGERATED LIKE OTHER DRINKS SUCH AS JUICE THAT HAS FRUIT FLAVORS IN IT LIKE KIWI AND LIME WHICH IS GREEN LIKE A TREE WHICH CAN HAVE COLORFUL LEAVES WHICH ARE COLORFUL LIKE A RAINBOW WHICH GIVES YOU GOLD IF YOU FIND THE END OF IT WHICH TOUCHES THE GROUND LIKE A COMPUTER TOUCHES A DESK WHICH IS USUALLY MADE OF WOOD AND WOOD IS BROWN LIKE CHOCOLATE WHICH IS A CANDY LIKE SPREE WHICH TASTES GOOD LIKE DONUTS WHICH ARE ROUND LIKE BOUNCY BALLS THAT BOUNCE ALOT LIKE SOMEONE ON A TRAMPOLIE WHICH IS FAIRLY EXPENSIVE LIKE A BRAND NEW CAR WHICH IS VERY ATTRACTIVE LIKE THE WOMEN FROM BAYWATCH WHICH BUN-BUN LIKES LIKE BRINGING TORTURE TO PEOPLE LIKE HOW MENDIN GIVES TORTURE BY SHOWING OFF HIS MORONISHNESS MUCH LIKE IAN WHO IS SKYLER'S BROTHER WHILE SKYLER IS BEING TORTURED IN LAVENDER JUST LIKE KOFFING IS EXCEPT HE DOESN'T MIND IT AND ACTS STUPID JUST LIKE COWMAN WHO DOES NOT DESERVE THE NAME COWMAN LIKE HOW A LLAMA WOULD NOT DESERVE THE BIGGEST HOUSE IN THE WORLD WHICH IS BIG LIKE A GIRAFFE'S NECK WHICH IS TALL MUCH LIKE A SKYSCRAPER LIKE THE WORLD TRADE CENTER USED TO BE BUT GOT ANNIHILATED BY STUPID TERRORISTS THROWING PLANES INTO THEM WHICH ARE HTINGS THAT FLY LIKE BIRDS WHICH ARE ANIMALS LIKE ZEBRAS WHICH HAVE STRIPES LIKE A PRISON SHIRT WHICH IS CLOTHING LIKE SOCKS WHICH CAN BE FUZZY LIKE HOW DEB LIKES THEM LIKE SHE LIKES VIVI WHICH IS A BLACK MAGE WHICH IS A FF1 CHARACTER WITH A FIGHTER THAT LIKES SWORDS LIKE HOW I LIKE COOKIES WHICH ARE YUMMY JUST LIKE CHEESE WHICH GOES GOOD WITH MACARONI WHICH IS A PASTA LIKE SPAGHETTI WHICH IS LONG AND THIN LIKE HAIR WHICH GROWS JUST LIKE GRASS WHICH IS MOWED WITH A LAWN MOWER WHICH CUTS STUFF LIKE SCISSORS DO WHICH ARE SHARP LIKE A NEEDLE WHICH IS HARD TO FIND IN A HAYSTACK WHICH IS DRIED UP LIKE A DESERT WHICH IS HOT LIKE A MICROWAVE WHICH MELTS THINGS LIKE LAVA DOES WHICH IS LIQUIDY LIKE WATER WHICH CAN COME FROM THE SKY WHICH IS REALLY HIGH UP BUT NOT AS HIGH AS SPACE WHICH IS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY BIG AND EVEN BIGGER THAN SKYLER WHO IS AN IDIOT BUT NOT AS MUCH AS COWMAN WHO HAS DISGRACED THE NAMES OF COWS EVERYWHERE WHICH ARE USUALLY NAMED 'COW' WHICH IS LIVESTOCK LIKE A CHICKEN WHICH LAYS EGGS WHICH HAVE HARD SHELLS LIKE A TURTLE WHICH LIKE BEACHES LIKE A CRAB THAT CAN BE COOKED AND SERVED AT RED LOBSTER WHICH IS A RESTAURANT LIKE EAT 'N PARK WHICH HAS A WEIRD NAME LIKE ANTHRAX WHICH IS DEADLY LIKE POISON WHICH CAN KILL YOU LIKE ONE OF MATT'S CHARACTERS WHICH ARE ANTHRO LIKE LYNX FROM CHRONO CROSS WHICH IS A SQUARESOFT GAME LIKE FINAL FANTASY WHICH HAS A MOVIE OUT NOW WHICH HAS A WEIRDER PLOT THAN THE GAME VERSION MUCH LIKE THE MARIO BROTHERS MOVIE DID WHICH WAS A BIG FLOP LIKE REVIVING DISCO WHICH IS JUST PLAIN EW MUCH LIKE SOMEONE EATING A COW BRAIN WHICH GIVES SMARTNESS TO THE REST OF THE BODY WHICH HAS A HAND LIKE HOW A CLOCK HAS A HAND WHICH GIVES TIME LIKE THE NUMBERS ON YOUR SCREEN WHICH ARE LIKE THE NUMBERS 655435486528462853654365476532548756456555664 WHICH IS A REALLY BIG NUMBER LIKE A GOOGLE WHICH IS A SEARCH ENGINE LIKE YAHOO WHICH IS WHAT PEOPLE SAY WEHN REALLY HAPPY AND STUFF JUST LIKE HOW THEY SAY YAY WHICH IS WHAT PEASANTS SAY WHICH HAVE LITTLE MONEY WHICH IS THE CENTER OF ALL GREED WHICH IS WHAT EVERYONE HAS JUST LIKE PROBLEMS WHICH ARE REALLY ANNYOING LIKE MENDIN WHO MUST DIE LIKE BIN LADEN WHO IS IN THE MIDDLE EAST LIKE THE COUNTRY TURKEY IS WHICH IS ALSO A MEAT LIKE HAM WHICH IS SERVED ON HOLIDAYS WHICH ARE FUN AND NEAT LIKE THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL WHICH ARE USUALLY IN JUNE WHICH IS WHEN SUMMER STARTS WHICH IS A SEASON LIKE FALL WHICH CAN ALSO BE CALLED AUTUMN WHICH HAS COLORFUL LEAVES FALLING LIKE HOW SKITTLES RAIN FROM THE SKY IN THOSE COMMERCIALS WHICH ARE FUNFUN LIKE HOW DIABLO TWO IS FUNFUN WHICH HAS UNIQUE ITEMS LIKE ARMORS WHICH PROTECT PEOPLE LIKE BODYGUARDS WHICH ARE PEOPLE LIKE THE PEOPLE IN #POKEBATTLES WHICH IS A CHAT ROOM ON IRC WHICH HAS MANY CHANNELS LIKE A SATELLITE TV WHICH HAS SHOWS LIKE POKEMON WHICH HAS THE ALMIGHTY AND HOLY THING NAMED DITTO WHICH IS A GRAPE BLOB OF JELLO WHICH COMES IN OTHER FLAVORS LIKE LEMON WHICH CAN ALSO BE HENTAI LIKE RUSS WHICH OWNS ORANGE VERSION WHICH IS A COLOR AND A FRUIT MUCH LIKE PURPLE IS WHICH IS DARKER LIKE NIGHTTIME WHICH HAPPENS LATE LIKE SEEING STARS WHICH ARE ACTUALLY DISTANT SUNS WHICH MAY HAVE THEIR OWN PLANETS LIKE WE HAVE JUPITER WHICH IS THE BIGGEST PLANET AROUND HERE MUCH LIKE PLUTO IS THE SMALLEST WHICH IS ALSO A DOG WHICH HAS A LOT OF BARK LIKE A TREE WHICH IS GROWN FROM THE GROUND LIKE FLOWERS WHICH ARE PRETTY LIKE CUTEPUFF CLAIMS TO BE WHICH IS A SPIN-OFF OF DOOMPUFF WHICH IS AN OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD FAD-LIKE THING JUST LIKE POKEMON WHICH HAS A PERSON NAMED ASH WHICH COLLECTS POKEMON LIKE A STAMP COLLECTOR COLLECTS STAMPS WHICH ARE SQUARE JUST LIKE A BOX WHICH CAN BE AN OMAKE BOX WHICH COMES WITH LUNAR 2 WHICH IS A SEQUAL TO A GAME LIKE FINAL FANTASY'S GAMES WHICH ALSO HAS A MOVIE OUT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE GAMES AT ALL AND HAS REALLY REALLY GOOD GRAPHICS AND EVEN BETTER THAN WHAT X-BOX CLAIMS TO HAVE WHICH MAKES A GOOD DOORSTOP JUST LIKE A PIECE OF WOOD WHICH COMES FROM A TREE WHICH IS TALL LIKE A SKYSCRAPER WHICH REACH THE CLOUDS WHICH ARE FLUFFY LIKE COTTON CANDY WHICH MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH LIKE M&M'S WHICH HAVE CHOCOLATE LIKE CHOCOLATE SYRUP WHICH CAN GO ON ICE CREAM WHICH IS COLD LIKE THE NORTH POLE WHICH IS REALLY UP IN THE NORTH LIKE ALASKA WHICH HAS ESKIMOS THAT SHOULD ALWAYS REMEMBER THE ALAMO THAT IS IN TEXAS WHICH IS A STATE LIKE MASSACHUSETTS WHERE PILGRIMS FIRST CAME AT WHICH HAD THANKSGIVING LIKE WE WILL HAVE SOON FROM WHEN THIS BATTLE WAS WRITTEN WHICH WAS IN NOVEMBER WHICH IS THE MONTH OF THE WEBMASTER'S BIRTHDAY [AND YOU SHOULD GET HIM A GAMECUBE OR ELSE] WHICH IS THE DAY YOU WERE BORN WHICH CAN BE A BAD THING IF YOU'RE ALWAYS BORED WHICH IS HAVING NOTHING TO DO LIKE WATCHING A GOOD TELEVISION SHOW WHICH IS ON TV LIKE COMMERCIALS WHICH ARE REALLY ANNOYING LIKE TELEMARKETERS WHICH CALL YOU AT DINNER WHICH IS A MEAL OF THE DAY AND USUALLY HAPPENS AT NIGHTTIME ALONG WITH BED TIME WHERE YOU GO TO SLEEP WHICH IS LIKE A LONG NAP WHICH IS COMMON IN MEXICO WHICH HAS SPANISH PEOPLE LIKE SPAIN WHICH IS IN EUROPE LIKE ENGLAND WHERE MATT BESWICK LIVES WHO IS THE WEBMASTER OF FLAME AND IS VERY DEPRESSIVE ALL THE TIME WHICH IS BORING AFTER A WHILE MUCH LIKE NEOPETS WHERE THE STUPID MORONIC ADAM POWELL FROZE THE WEBMASTER'S ACCOUNT FOR DUPLICATING ITEMS LIKE RAINBOW SCORCHSTONES WHICH ARE COLORFUL LIKE RAINBOW SWIRLY THINGS THAT SWIRL AROUND LIKE THE PORTALS IN DIABLO TWO WHICH ARE USUALLY BLUE LIKE THE OCEAN WHICH IS FULL OF WATER LIKE A GLASS OF WATER THAT IS USUALLY DRINKEN LIKE A CUP OF MILK WHICH COMES FROM COWS WHICH GO MOO WHICH IS AN ANIMAL SOUND LIKE CAW WHICH RHYMES WITH HAW WHICH IS AN ALTERNATE TO HEH WHICH CAN BE HEHE IF AN E IS ADDED TO THE END WHILE E IS A VOWEL LIKE Y CAN BE BUT SOMETIMES NOT MUCH LIKE VOLVOX CAN BE A PLANT OR ANIMAL CELL WHICH IS A SMALL THING BUT NOT AS SMALL AS AN ATOM WHICH HAS A NUCLEUS LIKE AN EGG HAS A YOLK WHICH IS YELLOWISH LIKE GOLD WHICH CAN BE WORTH A LOT OF MONEY LIKE A ZOD RUNE IN DIABLO TWO WHICH IS A FUNFUNFUNFUNFUN GAME WITH PALADINS WHICH ARE HOLY THAT IS RELATED TO WHITE MAGIC LIKE IN FINAL FANTASY WHICH IS AN RPG LIKE CHRONO TRIGGER WHICH HAS TIME TRAVEL WHICH WOULD BE NEAT JUST LIKE BEING ABLE TO PREDICT THE FUTURE WHICH COMES IN THE FUTURE WHICH IS AFTER THE PRESENT WHICH CAN ALSO BE A GIFT WHICH ARE GOOD FOR CHRISTMAS WHICH COMES IN DECEMBER ALONG WITH A LONG SCHOOL HOLIDAY WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE SCHOOL GETS BORING AFTER A WHILE JUST LIKE GAMES YOU'VE ALREADY BEATEN WHICH SEEMS LIKE A WASTE OF MONEY SINCE YOU BEAT IT LIKE HOW BUYING POKEMON CARDS SEEMS LIKE A WASTE NOW WHICH CAN HAVE SHINY CARDS AND ARE SHINY LIKE SILVER WHICH IS A SHINY GRAY WHICH IS VERY DULL LIKE AN UNSHARP KNIFE WHICH IS REALLY ANNOYING JUST LIKE MENDIN WHO IS A MORON AND SHOULD BE KILLED JUST LIKE IAN WHO SHOULD BE SHOT ON SIGHT JUST LIKE BIN LADEN WHO SHOULD BE THROWN INTO A TRASH BIN (IN PIECES) WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR A GARBAGE CAN WHICH NEEDS TO BE EMPTIED REGULARLY LIKE A COMPUTER WITH TOO MUCH STUFF IN IT LIKE LARGE FILE GAMES WHICH ARE VERY FUN LIKE WATCHING A NEW EPISODE TO A GOOD SHOW ON TV WHICH IS AN ACRONYM LIKE BBL WHICH MEANS BE BACK LATER WHICH IS A TIME AFTER NOW MUCH LIKE SOON WHICH IS A LOT CLOSER LIKE HOW THE MOON IS CLOSER THAN PLUTO WHICH IS VERY SMALL COMPARED TO JUPITER WHICH HAS RECENTLY BEEN EATEN BY SKYLER JUST LIKE SATURN WHICH HAS RINGS AROUND IT LIKE RINGS AROUND EYES OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOT SLEPT MUCH LIKE MATT WHO SLEEPS MAINLY WHEN FORCED WHICH IS BAD LIKE HAVING A LOT OF HOMEWORK FROM SCHOOL WHICH IS LIKE A PRISON WHICH SERVES REALLY CRAPPY FOOD WHILE FOOD SHOULD BE GOOD LIKE HULA HOOPS ARE GOOD WHICH SWIRL AROUND LIKE A TOILET FLUSHING WHICH LEADS TO THE SEWER WHICH IS ICKY LIKE AN OLD COMPUTER WHICH IS SLOW LIKE A TURTLE THAT IS GREEN LIKE THE GRASS WHICH IS A PLANT LIKE A ROSE WHICH IS USED IN ROMANCE STUFF MUCH LIKE KISSES WHICH [HOPEFULLY] COME FROM EITHER YOUR GIRL/BOYFRIEND OR MOM WHICH IS A PARENT WHICH CAN KICK YOU OFF THE COMPUTER WHICH IS ANNOYING LIKE A BLACKOUT WHICH MAKES EVERYTHING GO DARK LIKE CLAPPING FOR CLAPPER LIGHTS WHICH WERE A STRANGE BUT NEAT INVENTIONS LIKE CHIA PETS WHICH GROW GRASS LIKE THE GROUND WHICH IS DIRTY LIKE HENTAI WHICH IS RUSS'S SPECIALTY MUCH LIKE SKYLER'S SPECIALTY IS IDIOTICY AND CHARGON'S SPECIALTY IS SWORDS WHICH I LIKE AND ARE SHINY AND GO STAB STAB KILL KILL LIKE KATANAS WHICH ARE CURVED LIKE A CIRCLE WHICH IS ROUND LIKE A SHIELD CAN BE WHICH CAN BE MADE OF METAL WHICH MAKES IT HARD TO BREAK LIKE THE STUFF THEY USE ON SCHOOL WINDOWS WHICH WOULD BE A GOOD SOURCE OF ESCAPE LIKE A HOLE WHICH IS BELOW THE SURFACE WHICH IS WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW UNLESS YOU LIVE IN A CAVE LIKE BIN LADEN WHO SHOULD BE ANNIHILATED JUST LIKE X-BOX WORSHIPPERS WHICH ARE PROVED TO BE MOSTLY IDIOTS THAT ARE ANNOYING LIKE SOME SLOW PERSON RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU WHICH MOVES SLOWER THAN A SLOTH WHICH IS ONE OF JASON'S FRIENDS WHILE JASON IS THE WEBMASTER OF POKEBATTLES AND HAS BEEN LACKING OFF IN HIS BATTLES BUT NOT AS MUCH AS THE WEBMASTER WHO SHOULD WRITE MORE (OR LESS FOR THE LAVENDER HATERS (BLAH)) AND BE LESS LAZY LIKE SOMEONE WHO SITS ON THE COUCH ALL DAY WATCHING FOOTBALL WHICH HAS A BALL MADE OF PIGSKIN WHICH IS THE SKIN OF A PIG WHICH IS A FARM ANIMAL LIKE THE CHICKEN WHICH LAYS EGGS WHICH ARE OVAL IN SHAPE WHICH IS A COMMON SHAPE LIKE A SQUARE WHICH IS A BOX IN THREE DIMENSIONAL WHICH IS WHAT HUMANS ARE WHICH ARE MAMMALS LIKE THE DOG WHICH IS A PET LIKE A CAT WHICH IS REALLY CUTE AND FLUFFY LIKE FUZZY WHICH IS A GIANT PURPLE FLAREON WHICH IS REALLY ODD BECAUSE IT SHOULD BE SMALLER AND RED WHICH IS THE COLOR OF BLOOD WHICH COMES OUT WHEN YOU CUT YOURSELF WITH SOMETHING LIKE A KNIFE WHICH IS SHARP LIKE A SWALLOW WHICH IS ALSO A TYPE OF BIRD LIKE THE PIDGEON WHICH MAKES DOODIE FALL FROM THE SKY LIKE HAIL COMES FROM IT WHICH IS ICY LIKE ICE CUBES WHICH CAN COME FROM THE REFRIDGERATOR WHICH IS A GOOD PLACE TO FIND FOOD WHICH IS GOOD WHICH RHYMES LIKE FOG AND BOG WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR A SWAMP WHICH HAS ICKY WATER JUST LIKE MEXICO WHICH LIES IN NORTH AMERICA LIKE CANADA WHICH HAS MAPLE TREES WHICH HAVE SYRUP WHICH GOES ON PANCAKES WHICH IS A GOOD BREAKFAST LIKE CEREAL WHICH HAS MILK ON IT WHICH CAN ALSO BE STRAWBERRY FLAVORED WHICH TURNS IT PINK WHICH IS A GIRLY COLOR [BUT STILL TASTES GOOD] LIKE YELLOW WHICH IS A COLOR CLOSE TO WHITE WHICH IS ALL THE COLORS COMBINED WHICH IS THE OPPOSITE OF BLACK WHICH IS A GOOD COLOR FOR EVIL THINGS LIKE THE NIGHT ELITE WHICH ARE IN IRPG2 WHICH IS AN RPG MADE BY DITTO WHICH HAS A LOT OF WORLDS IN IT AND CAN BE VERY FUN IF YOU CAN STAND THE DM WHICH CONTROLS EVERYTHING IN THE GAME MUCH LIKE THE NARRATOR CONTROLS WHAT HAPPENS AS A RESULT OF AN ATTACK IN POKEBATTLES WHICH HAS A NETWORK WITH AROUND 100 SITES WHICH MOST ARE NOT UPDATING JUST LIKE THIS ONE HASN'T UPDATED IN A WHILE LIKE ILLUMINA WHICH IS THE WEBMASTER'S FAVORITE JUST LIKE OLD SHADOW WHICH IS A SHADOW VERSION WHICH THERE ARE NOW TWO OF AND ONE IS NEW SHADOW RUN BY SOMEONE THAT SEEMS MUCH NICER THAN OLD SHADOW'S WEBMASTER WHO IS SIR CHARGON WHICH LIKES TO SUMMON GIANT ROBOTS WHICH ARE LIKE GIANT MECHAS WHICH IS WHAT I AM AND THAT COMPLETES MY LIFE STORY UP TO THE DAWN OF THE PONY ESKIMOS WHICH REALLY MAKES NO SENSE LIKE THE CRICKET MEOW DANCE WHICH BECAME POPULAR WITH A FEW FEW FEW PEOPLE WHICH MAKES IT USED IN A MINORITY BUT STILL REMEMBERED LIKE THE ALAMO WHICH IS A SPOT FOR ALL THE DONUTS TO GATHER AND COMPLETE THEIR SECRET EVIL PLANS TO DOMINATE THE SOUTH POLE WHICH HAS PENGUINS WHICH WOBBLE AROUND AND HAVE SKIN THAT LOOKS LIKE A TUXEDO WHICH IS A FANCY SUIT WHICH IS BLACK AND WHITE LIKE A ZEBRA WHICH IS STRIPED LIKE A PRISON SUIT WHICH IS REALLY EASY TO NOTICE JUST LIKE ME BECAUSE I'M REALLY BIG SO FEAR ME OR ELSE I SHALL SING!
...
...Could you repeat that? I was busy trying to open this pack of skittles...
GIANT MECHA IV: ...
GIANT MECHA IV wants to fight!
Fine, fine..I shall send out..uhh..me. ^^
DITTO sends out ME!
WE DID SOMETHING SIMILAR TO THAT BEFORE NOW DO SOMETHING ELSE YOU STUPID THING.
Fine; DITTO sends out UHH..ME. ^^!
I send out you? YAY!
..Oh crap.
Narrator, make me win so you can go back to being an annoying and very [idiotic] odd voice.
NARRATOR dislikes BLACK TEXT!
Good for you, now finish it off.
NARRATOR decides to switch to GIANT MECHA's SIDE!
...Well that just plain sucks.
You won't know the half of it :)
Eep.
NARRATOR uses UTTER GIANT LARGE ELEMENTAL BEAM OF SPECTRAL STRENGTH THE SIZE AND STRENGTH AND NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION ALONG WITH A SIDE OF MASHED POTATOES!
Let me guess; 'it's not very effective...'
No! BEAM had immensely great effect!
You just defied the laws of all pokebattles --;
Your POINT?
I dunno, it just seems stupid.
BEAM does 42 damage!
...THAT'S IT!?
42 is a very holy NUMBER!
Oh, would you shut up already --;
NARRATOR uses PROD!
303,243,332 damage!
THAT WAS PLAIN MEAN. ... :(
Haha.
GIANT MECHA: ...WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TELL ANOTHER STORY OF BIG BIG LENGTH WHICH IS REALLY FUN LIKE PLAYING DIABLO II WHICH IS RATED M LIKE MANY MATURE GA--
WOULD YOU SHUT UP NOW?
GIANT MECHA: ...YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH MY STORY!!! WAHHHHHHHHHH
GIANT MECHA..runs like a little baby? Bah.
Haha.
You may have won THIS TIME, but wait, just wait...
I'll wait after I finish off this plot. K?
........
........
........
.......
Okay.
K then; let's gooo...
NARRATOR follows! Dragging along a nice little BOMB :)
Location: Somewhere that is very mysterious and stuff
Players: Mysterious Voice 1 [?-?-?]
Mysterious Voice 2 [?-?-?]
DOGS [N/A]
...Can we fire him yet?
MAKE BED! MAKE BED! MAKE BED! MAKE BED!
..Seems like a good idea.
DOGS is on FIRE!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY BED HAS NOT BEEN MADE NOOOOOOOOOOO *Dies*
That was a nice way to die..
Yes, and the same shall happen to all dead puns! Mwahahaha! But first, I need some Pepsi. Get me some and I shall get you a really really big chocolate chip cookie!
Woohoo! *Zooms off*
I really need to get more help here; opening Pepsi cans is not an easy thing to do if you have to a ton of other things like watering the great, Taz Chia Head! But where to find good help...
Location: Forest Area
Player: Ditto [10/3/6]
DITTO continues traveling to--where are you going?
I dunno.
...eh.
Hmm, lesse - so far I've been attacked by four giant mechas. And considering the usual patterns of these battles, I should be attacked by the last one just abou--
GIANT MECHA ULTIMATE appears!
...Now.
GIANT MECHA: DESTROY!
...Doesn't talk as much at least. Alright, let's begin.
GIANT MECHA: **INITIALIZE PATTERN #3. LOADING... ... ... ...
Patterns are fun and predictible!
GIANT MECHA: **LOADED. BEGINNING PATTERN #3 - LASER FURY.
...Oh crap.
GIANT MECHA ULTIMATE uses LIGHT BEAM!
Eee!
It's extra shiny!
Ooo.
Missed!
That was easy enough..
...Hit wild TREE instead!
And this is bad..?
Wild TREE casts ULTIMA!
...Guess it is. AIEE!
DITTO is trying to run!
No escape!
You suck.
ULTIMA connects!
33 damage!
...Ow?
GIANT MECHA uses DARK BEAM!
...
It's extra non-shiny!
Dark is shiny.
DARK is not SHINY!
Yes it is.
No.
Yes.
No!
This Narrator Contract says it is~
..Er..oh! It does! Silly me.
Continue on now.
Er..yeah.
DARK BEAM zooms out to far away!
Miss!
Your aim sucks.
GIANT MECHA: BALANCING AIM ADJUSTMENTS...
Me and my big mouth ><
GIANT MECHA: ADJUSTMENTS COMPLETE. INITIALIZE PATTERN #2 - ALL OUT ATTACK.
Wouldn't that usually be #1..?
GIANT MECHA: PATTERN #2 INITIALIZED. BEGINNING ATTACK.
GIANT MECHA uses CHARGON-SIZED ARSENAL!
...
...
...
This will hurt me.
ARSENAL connects!
Very painful...
...Into wild TREE!
Your aim still sucks.
GIANT MECHA: ...
Wild TREE is enraged!
Wild TREE wants to fight!
Feel free.
GIANT MECHA: FIGHTING TREE DOES NOT COMPUTE.
Wild TREE uses RAZOR LEAF!
It's super effective!
9999 damage!
...Explain to me why Ultima does so little damage and a FEW LEAVES ARE ABLE TO GET MAXIMUM DAMAGE.
It was super effective!
...Oh, okay then.
GIANT MECHA: SYSTEM FUNCTIONS AT 005%. INITIALIZING PATTERN #1.
It can't do THAT much with so little health...
...Can it?
GIANT MECHA: INITIALIZED PATTERN #1 - RIVERDANCING. BEGINNING ATTACK.
Wild TREE is petrified!
DITTO is--Ditto?
...
...
DITTO has run away!
...?
A large dark beam is heading towards GIANT MECHA!
GIANT MECHA: OH POOP.
DARK BEAM connects!
Pretty fireworks.
DITTO wi--oh, he's not here.
Battle ends in a DRAW!
Location: The Mystical Land of Secretness
Player: Mysterious Voice #1
Stupid unreliable mechas...
???: Looks as if your cronies aren't able to build something correctly.
Who the hell are you? ...AND HOW'D YOU GET PAST MY GUARDS?
???: Your guards are idiots. I am someone who'll be able to help you much more than your minions do.
How do I know I can trust you...?
???2: Do you not want our help?
There's MORE people here too?
???3: ...
???4: Hmph! What's wrong with more than one person here?
I don't even KNOW YOU PEOPLE.
???: If you do not want our help, then you can continue to fail at destroying the purple blob. It'll be none of our concerns.
...
Alright, fine. But first, I want to see your powers in action.
???: As you wish.
But first, one favor before you leave.
???2: And that is..
Can you get me a Pepsi? I'm thirsty.
??? group facefaults!
Location: End of Forest
Player: Ditto [10/3/7]
DITTO makes it out of the FOREST!
Finally! Away from that mec--
...?
QUARTER!
Quarter?
QUARTER! MINE!
DITTO chases QUARTER!
DITTO disappears into the SUNSET...
...
...Sunset at 2:30?
Battles 6-10: The Pokemon Force
Battles 11-15: Greenery: Light and Dark
Battles 16-20: Newcomers
Battles 21-25: RPG Mix-Up
Battles 26-30: HELLO SIR!
--> Battles 31-35: Mecha Mayhem
Battles 36-40
Battles 41-45
Battles 46-50