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Battle 101: Bat Bug Battle 6/1/2023
Setting: Baseball 40% / Digimon 55% / Setup 5%
Player: Batboy [No Record]

Ally BATTER used HOMERUN BAT!
It's super effective!
Enemy BASEBALL's blastinng off again!
Wow! Grand slam!
Enemy TEAM is out of usable INNINGS!
Enemy TEAM blacked out!
Y'know I've always thought it's kind of funny how the losing team always seems to pass out all at once at the end of matches. I mean I guess it makes sense since it's a type of battle, but... Yeah.
Wild SNOWSTORM appeared!
... A snowstorm? But ... It's already June? And the weather forecast said it was supposed to be super clear today...
... Is this some sort of Digimon thing?!
BATBOY has good taste!
And BATBOY is right!
Enemy KUWAGAMON appeared!
...It literally just appeared... And nobody else can see it...
More improtantly: AAAAAA
Can't escape!
Ah shoot. Go Woobat!
The enemy's an enormous killer insect! Get'm WOOBAT!
Enemy KUWAGAMON used SCISSOR HANDS!
Enemy KUWAGAMON HANDS WOOOBAT SCISSORS!
... uhhh. What's this for.
Enemy KUWAGAMON doesn't know!
Maybe ARTS AND CRAFTS or something!
Uh. Okay. Uhhh... Woobat, Heart Stamp!
WOOBAT used HEART STAMP!
WOOBAT STAMPed HEART marks on PAPER!
WOOBAT used SCISSORS!
WOOBAT made HEART CARD for KUWAGAMON!
...
It's super effective!
Enemy KUWAGAMON has never felt this APPRECIATED before!
Enemy KUWAGAMON says it's tired of being DEFAULT RANDOM ENCOUNTER / FODDER!
Enemy KUWAGAMON joined WOOBAT!
... does that mean it joined me too?
NARRATOR supposes so!
BATBOY won!
STRANGE WEATHER continues!

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Credits to Bizarro by Dan Piraro for coming up with a pun used in this battle before I did. Also credit to Stephen/haunter_uk of Sandy Version for coming up with a battle with a very similar premise to this shortly before I did...

Battle 102: Bed-Battered Morale 6/8/2023
Time: Later That Night
Player: Batboy [1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Kuwagamon (Battle #101)

zzz... snore...
BED wants to fight!
Zzzsnk--What? I'm awake?!
BED wants to fight!
Enemy BED sent out BED!
... AAAAAAA!!
Uhhh. Attack of the inanimate object. School has drills on this.
Woobat can't fly in this tight space and Kuwagamon would kill me coming out here.
Go, T-Ball Bat!
Get'm! TBALLBAT!
Enemy BED used BUG BITE!
BEDBUGs BIT!
It's super effective!
TBALLBAT fainted!
That's ... not supposed to happen. Also, oh shoot, that was my good T-Ball bat...!
THAT is neither SUPPOSED nor NOTSUPPOSED to happen!
BATBOY is NOTSUPPOSED to LET THAT happen!
BATBOY's MORALE fell!
Uh... shoot. I'm out...
BATBOY was dragged out!
Enemy BED used FRAME!
BATBOY was FRAMEd for a CRIME he didn't COMMIT!
BATBOY's MORALE fell!
... this isn't looking good...
Uhhh. I'm hecked anyway so I guess I'll just try to make and clean it.
BATBOY used MAKE CLEAN!
-make clean all_
Enemy BED was fully DELETED from its COMPILED STATE, leaving only SOURCE CODE!
... Is that why my bed just dismantled itself down to beams and bolts... Guess I'm not getting any sleep tonight.
BATBOY's MORALE fell!
But needless to say, Enemy BED fainted!
BATBOY gained 957 EXP. Points!
BATBOY grew to level 18!
What? BATBOY is evolving!
. . . ????
Congratulations! Your BATBOY evolved into BATMAN!
... Oh, it comes with this cape and gratuitous immunity to bullets. Too bad my morale is too low to actually be excited about it.
SUN rose!
Wild ROBIN appeared!
Oh, it's the first robin of summer. I should tell my folks.
...Wait.
If I'm Batman, that means...
...My parents are deeaaaaaad!!!
BATMAN's MORALE greatly fell!
BATMAN used BAT-SLAP!
Wild ROBIN fainted!
BATMAN gained 7 EXP. Points!
...That was the first robin of summer, what have I done?!
Critical hit!
BATMAN's MORALE greatly fell!
BATMAN is out of usable MORALE!
BATMAN blacked out!

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Iron Mask returns. She only uses Pokémon with masks.

Battle 103: Library Masquerade from Hell 6/15/2023
Location: Acheron
Player: Iron Mask [1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Hiber (Fic #2)

NARRATOR appeared!
... Ugh.
Found you!
It won't do you any good. I'm not giving you the creative juices back.
I take it by the fact that the world stopped disappearing that they found a way around it..
Yes!
NARRATOR refuses to elaborate!
It's fine, everyone has cellphones nowadays.
I'll just read it.
IRON MASK used CELLPHONE!
0 bars!
...Figures. The whole Version got dragged right down to Hell, why would there be service there.
...More importantly, IRON MASK's PHONE is obsolete!
Are you kidding?! I just got this thing.
... in 2010!
... Library it is.

Location: Library of Acheron

PAIMON appeared!
PAIMON used ROAR!
PAIMON: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
...
It doesn't affect IRON MASK!
Would you kindly stop that. I have a question to ask of you.
PAIMON: AAAaaa... *cough* Ahem.
I need to use your computers.
PAIMON: Lady, we only got books here...
PAIMON: Moreover, mortals aren't allowed... Begone...
PAIMON wants to fight!
Meowscarada.
Go! MEOWSCRADA!
... Still stuck on that ten-character limit, are we...
NARRATOR is!
NARRATOR only has 373KB of ROM!
Enemy PAIMON sent out KADABRA!
... Only Kadabra?
PAIMON: You try engineering a fair trade with demons and not getting your 'mon swiped...
Enemy KADABRA used PSYCHIC!
Call 1-800-PSYCHIC for your FREE psychic reading!
No.
It doesn't affect MEOWSCRADA!
It doesn't affect IRON MASK!
Meowscarada. Night Slash.
MEOWSCRADA used NIGHT SLASH!
...
!?!
...
Critical hit!
Enemy KADABRA fainted!
You sound frustrated.
NARRATOR is trying to use PUN!
NARRATOR has PLENTY in mind about SLASH the GUITARIST and SLASH FIC!
But, it failed!
... It's because I have more creativity than you and I willed it to fail.
This jar isn't just a seal. And between it and being older than the entire concept of this version. I have more of the author's creative energies than the author, much less you.
Which means your narrative manipulation can't affect me.
I may not be able to touch you, Narrator, but you can't touch me either.
...
NARRATOR ran away!
...
Good. Meowscarada, another Night S--
...
Hm? If there's computers there, how do I get there?
...
Down the side of the big shaggy guy in the center, out the other side of the world, and up the mountain all the way. You don't say.
I suppose I'll spare you for being so informative. Bye.

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Alestorm is property of Alestorm.

Battle 104: Pirate Radio 6/22/2023
Location: Pirate Radio Ship, Alola
Player: Pirate [4-2-5] Last Battle: Win vs. Magnamite (Battle #85)

Yar. Ye be listening to Pirate FM.
All ye pirate tunes, all ye pirate time.
No ads. No donate-a-thons. But we take ye merchant ship timetables if ye wish to donate.
PIRATE used DJ!
It's ... Actually pretty catchy!
We be the most popular radio station in ye Alola Islands.
In Sevii too.
And Hoenn when ye webmaster isn't deleting it.
It depends on where ye Royal Navy isn't at the time.
ALOLA, you don't say...
Wild GUZZLORD appeared!
!!!
Gosslord! Gosslord! Get ye helmets and prepare ye diversionary talk shows!
Man ye anti-Kraken harpoon cannon and ye--
Wild GUZZLORD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
...Oh. It be just a Guzzlord.
Wild GUZZLORD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wild GUZZLORD is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Well. Ye see. When ye be used to creatures like yeself but what be contagious like ye draugr-zombies and what eat ye brains, ye get a bit ... ah, disillusioned with ye original form.
Besides, ye be less of a threat than ye Beelzebub and look what happened to him.
Wild GUZZLORD: . . .
Wild GUZZLORD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Enemy GUZZLORD is angry!
Enemy GUZZLORD wants to fight!
Go, ye Pirate Radio Ship!
Go! RADIOSHIP!
Enemy GUZZLORD sent out GUZZLORD!
Ye be very lucky, ye get a frontrow seat. Broadcast!
Hmm, what tape, ah, yes, Alestorm-
RADIOSHIP used BROADCAST!
RADIOSHIP used ALESTORM!
A downpour started!
... of ALE!
In other words, ALE STORM appeared!
... Ye puns ...
Run out ye rain barrels, quickly! This fortuitous luck comes not often.
Enemy GUZZLORD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Enemy GUZZLORD used GUZZLE THE OCEAN!
WORLDWIDE OCEAN LEVELS fell by around SIX INCHES!
It doesn't meaningfully affect BATTLE!
Hm, well we have ye dubious tape with a big red "R" on it from Johto...
RADIOSHIP used BROADCAST!
RADIOSHIP used EVOLUTION TAPE!
What? Enemy GUZZLORD is evolving!
... Oh hardtack maggots.
Congratulations! Enemy GUZZLORD evolved into GUZZLORD!
What changed?
Enemy GUZZLORD: FEED. ME. GUZZLER.
... ye old arcade game?
I suppose I have ye ROM dump somewhere...
RADIOSHIP's attack continues!
What? ALE STORM is evolving!
Congratulations! ALE STORM evolved into GROG STORM!
Fortified with ye lemon-lime for to prevent scurvy.
Hurry up with ye rain barrels!
RADIOSHIP's attack continues!
What? GROG STORM is evolving!
Congratulations! GROG STORM evolved into RUM STORM!
Ah, have we died and gone to Port Royal?!
Enemy GUZZLORD used GUZZLE!
RUM STORM was fully GUZZLED!
Enemy GUZZLORD's ATTACK rose!
Enemy GUZZLORD's DEFENSE greatly fell!
Enemy GUZZLORD's SPEED fell!
Ye rum is gone... Why is ye rum always gone. ;~;
GUZZLORD: FEED. ME. GUZZLER.
RIGHT. Now ye've gone and done it.
CREW! Burn ye 'Guzzler' ROM dump onto ye CDs!
Load ye CDs into ye powder kegs!
Light ye fuses!
And throw 'em off ye deck!
PIRATE used GUZZLER BAIT POWDER KEG DODONGO BOMB TRAP ATTACK!
Enemy GUZZLORD took the bait!
It's super effective!
Enemy GUZZLORD fainted!
And let that teach ye not to eat ye goose that lays ye rum filled eggs...
Away!
PIRATE won!

... PIRATE ran away!

...

... TERRA appeared!
TERRA: Didn't Hiber already say to cut back on the booze jokes, like, months ago... Oh, an avatar of gluttony.
TERRA used BEAST BALL!
Congratulations! Enemy GUZZLORD was caught!
TERRA ran away!

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... I don't know where this derangement came from... It isn't even really a battle?
It's also a Godzilla/Evangelion/Gurren Lagann/Back to the Future crossover. As always those properties belong to their respective owners.

Battle 105: Doomed Mecha Sideplot, Part 1 6/29/2023
Location: Train Stop
Player: Shinji Ikari [No Record]

Hm... This looks like the spot...
Wild SACHIEL appeared!
... M... Monster!!
Send out which POKéMON?
Are you kidding me?! I don't have anything that can fight that!
Ally JSDF used GIANT MISSILE!
It doesn't affect enemy SACHIEL!
Ally JSDF sent out CHOPPERS!
Ally CHOPPERS used BARRAGE!
Hit 5 times!
It doesn't affect enemy SACHIEL!
Enemy SACHIEL used ULNAR LANCE!
Ally CHOPPERS died!
Ally JSDF sent out CHOPPERS!
What will SHINJI do?
RUN
OAK: SHINJI! Now is not the time to do that!
OAK: You mustn't run away, SHINJI! This is the perfect time to do that
Can't escape!
DELOREAN appeared!
KAMINA appeared, riding DELOREAN!
Wait, wait, you're not the woman from the card, who are you now!?
KAMINA: All right, open up those earholes and I'll tell you!
KAMINA: Leader of the infamous Team Gurren! With a man's soul and a strong back! A tenacious demon!
KAMINA: The great Kamina-sama is ... ME!
... That explains absolutely nothing ...
KAMINA: No time to explain, get in the car!
Ally KAMINA used PULL INSIDE!
Ally DELOREAN flew up high!
Enemy SACHIEL used STOMP!
Enemy SACHIEL's attack missed!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Do you even know how to drive?!
KAMINA: Of course!
KAMINA does not!
However, DELOREAN hasn't crashed yet!
DELOREAN ran away!

Location: Outskirts

... Mr. Kamina?
KAMINA: Not "Mr. Kamina"! You're a member of Team Gurren now. It's "Bro!"
Well... Ah... 'Bro'? It's following us...
Ally JSDF withdrew choppers!
Ally USAF used MOAB!
It's not very effective...
Enemy SACHIEL learned CROSSBEAMS!
Enemy SACHIEL used CROSSBEAMS!
Ally USAF DRONE fainted!
...Mr. Kami-- Ah, Mr. Bro? ... Where are we going?
My father--
KAMINA: To the moon!
... The ... Moon?
KAMINA: Your father's working with The Man.
KAMINA: He wants to take over the world, or something.
KAMINA: But we're going to break through to the Moon!
Ally JSDF sent out SUPER X2!
Enemy SACHIEL used CROSSBEAMS!
Ally SUPER X2 used FIRE MIRROR!
Forces collide!
Enemy SACHIEL's BEAMS was CROSSed with FIRE and MIRRORed back at it!
It's super effective!
Enemy SACHIEL fainted!
...
Somehow, they beat it...
Battle ended in a draw--
KAMINA: Wait! Wait! It was attacking us, why the hell is it a draw!?
KAMINA and SHINJI did not defeat Enemy SACHIEL!
Enemy SACHIEL also did not defeat KAMINA and SHINJI!
Therefore, battle ended in a draw!

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