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This is where official battles go. New battles below, newest first. Archived battles on the left, recent battles below. This whole thing was built on a single pun that I've had hidden away for years and years. I don't even know. In world news, today, we've received word that the Unova, Alola, and Galar regions, along with the United Kingdom, the state of North Dakota, and the planet Tatooine have all announced unconditional surrenders. Additionally, we've received word that the Amazon Rainforest has spontaneously evolved into the Amazon Death Desert. In politics, Stan Legislator and the Foxfire Resistance Party continue to push for additional sanctions against Team Rocket, while In local news, Mayor Flind is expected to lose re-election following widespread allegations of the use of mind control by him. Additionally, a number of groups as seen on the screen behind me have begin reporting that it is the End Times and reacting appropriately. The Church of the Iron Nail, meanwhile, has released a press statement that says, and I quote, "End times? Bring it." Cut. STAFF used CUT! LAWN fainted! MAYORFLIND appeared! MAYORFLIND is angry! MAYORFLIND says POOR PRESS COVERAGE is super effective against CAMPAIGN! MAYORFLIND is angry! MAYORFLIND wants to fight! Go, Printing Press! ...?! Go! PRINTINGPRESS! Enemy MAYORFLIND sent out DUERGAR! Enemy DUERGAR used EXPANSION! Enemy DUERGAR wrote an EXPANSION to popular TTRPG! Printing press, use Print. PRINTINGPRESS used PRINT! EXPANSION went to PRINT! DUERGAR is happy! DUERGAR joined you! Enemy MAYORFLIND is angry! Enemy MAYORFLIND sent out MAYORFLIND! What? O is evolving! O evolved into E! AYER fell back! IND advanced! Enemy MAYORFLIND was renamed MINDFLAYER! Enemy MINDFLAYER used MIND BLAST! Ally DUERGAR was BLASTED with MIND! PRINTINGPRESS was BLASTED with MIND! It's not very effective... Press, use Hot Off The Presses. PRESS used HOT OFF THE PRESSES! Enemy MINDFLAYER was burned! Enemy MINDFLAYER used STOP! PRESSES were fully STOPPED! PRINTINGPRESS fainted! Bring out which POKéMON? The enemy eats brains! Get'm CAMERA! Enemy MINDFLAYER used MINDBLAST! It's not very effective... Ally DUERGAR is paralyzed! It may not attack! It doesn't affect CAMERA! Camera, use Shoot! CAMERA used SHOOT! CAMERA shot enemy MINDFLAYER! Hit 6 times! Enemy MINDFLAYER used PLANE SHIFT! CAMERA's PROJECTION PLANE was fully SHIFTED! It's super effective! Not that it matters for fighting I guess... Camera, use Snap. CAMERA used SNAP! CAMERA snapped enemy MINDFLAYER like TWIG! Enemy MINDFLAYER fainted! Well... Won't Fortunately I have spares. And, y'know, the TV camera crew. You got all that, right? If you enjoyed the battle, you can send feedback to the site email or discuss on the community Discord. I don't know what possessed me to write this battle either. But we get more Terra and maybe some foreshadowing. TERRA appeared! TERRA used GRANDIOSE INTRODUCTION! TERRA says he is here to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! TERRA ... begrudgingly mumbles something about FIGHTING ROCKET DOOMPUFFS! but you can count me out. im not fighting anymore, TERRA says you should JOIN his CAUSE! TERRA used DENIAL! It's not very effective... TERRA is angry! TERRA wants to fight! WOODMAN used THEME! It's super effective! ... on NARRATOR! EARS used BLEED! TERRA: Ow, my sensitive freak mutant ears, they bleed... NARRATOR used MUTE! MIDI was fully MUTED! TERRA: That is the worst rendition of that song I have ever heard... WOODMAN wants to fight! Go! FRIENDER! Enemy TERRA sent out JUPITER! FRIENDER used FRIEND! Enemy JUPITER's END was fully FRIed! Enemy JUPITER flew up high! Enemy JUPITER greatly fell! Enemy JUPITER kept going and crashed! ...Into SCREEN BORDER! Enemy JUPITER fainted! TERRA: Do you always say that and make that face... TERRA: Whatever... Enemy TERRA sent out PLUTO! WOODMAN used SICK BURN! PLUTO was burned! It's super effective! TERRA was burned! FRIENDER used FLAMETHROWER! FLAME-TAINTED MATTER was THROWN at enemy! TERRA was thrown at enemy PLUTO! Enemy PLUTO fainted! TERRA: ... Your feeble mortal shenanigans ... still can't hurt me... TERRA: And I still feel an urge to maul the Narrator... TERRA: Go me! Enemy TERRA sent out TERRA! you better play nice. >:] with friender though RABID JIGGLYPUFF appeared! RABID JIGGLYPUFF used DEVOUR! FRIENDER was instantly devoured! TERRA: OH HECK it's them RABID JIGGLYPUFF instantly snapped TERRA in half! WOODMAN ran away! If you enjoyed the battle, you can send feedback to the site email or discuss on the community Discord. Touhou Project is fairly well known on the internet; the first four games for the PC-98 somewhat less so. YUUKA is fast asleep! Sheesh, you're noisy... At this hour, too. Who exactly are you? NARRATOR is NARRATOR! MARISA appeared! Good night. Can't escape! MARISA wants POWER! MARISA wants to fight! I'm the master of this mansion. Yuuka. It's nice to meet you. ♥ MARISA says GET ON WITH IT! MARISA sent out MARISA! If you want to live a long life, you should be a little more quiet. Go, me. (Wait, why did I say that... ^^') YUUKA sent out YUUKA! Enemy MARISA used RAPID SHOT! It's not very effective... Hit 185 times! (Maybe I'm the one who should be a little more quiet. ^^') Irrelevant. Wave Spark. YUUKA used WAVE SPARK! YUUKA's attack missed! YUUKA used SPIRAL SPARK! YUUKA's attack missed! YUUKA used REFLEX SPARK! YUUKA's attack missed! YUUKA used ACCEL SPARK! YUUKA's attack missed! YUUKA used MASTER SPARK! DREAM MANSION was fully LEVELED! DREAM WORLD was fully SHAKEN! HAKUREI SHRINE fainted! Guess it's an Incident, then... YUUKA's attack missed! MARISA: Oi, now MARISA used LASER SHOT! It's not very effective... Hit 720 times! I am not awake enough for this. YUUKA used INVISIBILITY! MARISA saw you! MARISA used MALEVOLENT LAUGHTER! YUUKA ran away! 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