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The Wartortle, for the record - his superpower is that the is the slowest man alive. Even supervillains get fast food from time to time.
WARTORTLE used DRIVE UP!
ATTENDANT: Welcome to Dendy's, can I take your order?
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ATTENDANT: ...
Enemy COMMUTER: ...
Wild BIRD: ...
FFWEBMASTER: ...
ATTENDANT: ... Sir?
ATTENDANT: One dendwich, and
ATTENDANT: ... Yes sir, one dendburger combo. Would you like to dendrosize that?
ATTENDANT used UPSELL!
It's not very effective...
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ATTENDANT: That'll be $35.35 at the second window, thank you for visiting Dendy's.
WARTORTLE used DRIVE FORWARD SLOWLY!
Enemy COMMUTER used HONK!
It's not very effective...
WINDOW used OPEN!
ATTENDANT: ... sir?
Enemy COMMUTER used HONK!
It's not very effective...
Enemy COMMUTER's attack continues!
WARTORTLE used PAY!
WARTORTLE paid $35.35!
Enemy COMMUTER used HONK!
ATTENDANT: Here's your order sir, enjoy the rest of your day.
WARTORTLE found SANDWICH!
Enemy COMMUTER used HONK!
Enemy COMMUTER's attack continues!
What? Enemy COMMUNER is evolving!
Congratulations! Enemy COMMUTER evolved into GOOSE!
Enemy GOOSE attacked in a grumpy rage!
TO BE CONTINUED
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... BATTLE is OVER!
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ATTENDANT: We hope to see you again!
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When in doubt, throw another exceedingly shallow comic book superhero parody at it.
And so with me the brightest night.
From June to May, I give clear sight,
No shadow shall outfight my fight!
SVLAMP used GLOW!
It's super yellow!
MOBSTER appeared!
SVLAMP wants to fight!
SVLAMP used YELLOW!
Enemy MOBSTER became YELLOW!
Enemy MOBSTER ran away!
MVLAMP appeared!
MVLAMP used GLOW!
It's super green!
SVLAMP flinched!
Enemy MVLAMP used MERCURY POISON!
SVLAMP was poisoned!
... but MERCURY was in RETROGRADE!
SVLAMP was fully healed!
Me, use Product Placement!
SVLAMP used PRODUCT PLACEMENT!
POKéMON S/V VERSIONS! Get it today!
SVLAMP's MONEY greatly rose!
Wait.
They've paid me in ... Greenbacks!
What? Ally MONEY was renamed GREENBACKS!
It's super effective!
Critical hit!
SVLAMP fainted. Use next POKéMON?
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