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Battles 121-125. I don't know if there have been any past battles with attacking printers. Hmmm, what next, maybe one with giant robots... No, that'd go... badly. JANE used WRITE! FANFICTION grew to level 15! ... since when did JANE write FANFICTION! Maybe they're protecting me. But Sam's stuck here too so we, uh, collaborated. Turns out he can't actually write anything but script fics unless he's drunk and that's risky considering the RSACi cloud lives here. ... I don't suppose you're just here over that. Enemy PRINTER appeared! ... The Devil's Peripheral! DEVIL appeared! DEVIL: Hey, I didn't have anything to do with them being like this, blame the ugly monkey folks. DEVIL ran away! Enemy PRINTER wants to fight! Go! SMARTPHONE! SMARTPHONE used CALL! SMARTPHONE is dialing! Enemy PRINTER sent out PRINTER! Enemy PRINTER used PRINT! But, it failed! Enemy PRINTER used instead, JAM! SMARTPHONE's CALL was fully JAMmed! ... With JAM! But it should absolutely not be coming out of my phone SMARTPHONE's SPEED fell! Yes! Enemy PRINTER used INKJET! SMARTPHONE's SCREEN was fully INKed! SMARTPHONE fainted! Send out which POKéMON? Go! TASER! Enemy PRINTER used PRINT! But, it failed! Enemy PRINTER used instead, OUT OF INK! It's not very effective... TASER used VOLT TACKLE! It's super effective! Enemy PRINTER is paralyzed! It may not attack! Enemy PRINTER used LP0 ON FIRE! Enemy PRINTER caught fire! No! Enemy PRINTER just used it! Enemy PRINTER is fully paralyzed! Enemy PRINTER's hurt by the burn! Enemy PRINTER fainted! HIBER appeared! HIBER: Hi, have you seen my printer? I was trying to print something when it decided it wanted to fight and ran away... HIBER: ... HIBER: ... I'll just go out to the library or somewhere then. HIBER ran away! If you enjoyed the battle, you can send feedback to the site email or discuss on the community Discord. This has not actually happened to me - and it's definitely an exaggeration for comic effect - but it is absolutely the sort of thing that could. PAIMON: I'm stressed and my hearing is sensitive right now. HIBER used PLEASE DO NOT! PAIMON PLEASE DID NOT! PAIMON: *cough* PAIMON: Excuse me, welcome, did you want something. PAIMON: Yes of course! We have a computer lab since this August. PAIMON: The charge is $1/sheet, because you're in Hell. Enemy PRINTER1 wants to fight! Enemy PRINTER2 wants to fight! Enemy LIBRARYCOMP wants to fight! Well, I have the Important Paperwork on this thumbdrive... Go! THUMBDRIVE! But, HIBER doesn't have THUMBs! It's not very effective... Anyway, Thumbdrive, use Open. THUMBDRIVE used instead, OVERHEAT! THUMBDRIVE's HEAT greatly rose! THUMBDRIVE died! Go! DEWCLAWDRIVE! If that's what you wanna call it... Use Print. DEWCLAWDRIVE used PRINT! Enemy PRINTER1 woke up! Enemy PRINTER1 used LASER! DEWCLAWDRIVE fainted! HIBER was dragged out! Enemy PRINTER1 used LASER! HIBER used AIR LENS! Enemy PRINTER1's LASER was LENSed by AIR back at it! Enemy PRINTER1 fainted! Ugh... I guess I can redownload it, shouldn't be that bad... HIBER used WEBBROWSER! Enemy VIRUS LADEN AD HORDE appeared! Enemy VIRUS LADEN AD HORDE used AD SWARM! It's super intrusive! HIBER used PULL SPEAKER CORD! Enemy VIRUS LADEN AD HORDE's annoyance continues! ... Over ONEBITINTERNALSPEAKER! HIBER used TECHSAVVY! Enemy VIRUS LADEN AD HORDE was bypassed! HIBER used DOWNLOAD! IMPORTANT PAPERWORK was fully DOWNLOADed! ...After about FIVE HOURS! HIBER used PRINT! Enemy PRINTER2 used DOTMATRIX! PRINTER2: LIBRARYCOMP: PAIMON: x.X HIBER's SENSORY OVERLOAD! It's super effective! Critical hit! HIBER fainted! PAIMON: Use next POKéMON? If you enjoyed the battle, you can send feedback to the site email or discuss on the community Discord. It wouldn't be Halloween without a Halloween special. I'm out of the Ball, but it's been six months since Giovanni, uhh... caught me... But he's been gone all that time so maybe I can sort of... escape? ISEKIAN used ESCAPE! ISEKIAN escaped! The portal's open. What? PORTAL is evolving! Congratulations! PORTAL evolved into HALLOWEEN PORTAL! GENERAL MAYHEM appeared! GENERAL MAYHEM: Don't go in! It's a cursed portal, one only those with mischief or revenge on their minds will see! ... ...Yeah, I'm going in. Staying dead when I die is such a ripoff. ISEKIAN entered PORTAL! RT GROUP appeared! RT 1: Duuude. It's Fright Night! Let's go make some mischief! RT 2: Let's start some fires! RT 3: Drag some stuff back to the Land of the Dead! RT 4: Now we get to be the ghosts! RT 5: ... maybe we shouldn't? RT GROUP entered portal! Of course it's back here. Who else would I want to take revenge on?~ But ... I feel strange-- And I don't think I've ever wanted to taste raw meat this much. What? ISEKIAN is evolving! Congratulations! Your ISEKIAN evolved into ZOMBIAN! Like millions of voices that should've been silent suddenly cried out in vengeance. CALENDAR: Oct. 31 The only holiday universally recognized within PokéBattles. And ... I forgot to write a battle. Which can only mean... DOORBELL used RING! Hello? Enemy ZOMBIAN appeared! ZOMBIAN: ... Brains ... ZOMBIAN: Oh... Hello... Rotten flesh, terrible stench, HIBER used INCINERATE! It's not very effective... ZOMBIAN: Asbestos suit... ZOMBIAN: And undead absorb cancer damage. ZOMBIAN: So anyway... HIBER ran away! Okay, freak out slightly subsiding... Enemy ZOMBOT DRAGON appeared! How is it in my house HIBER's BPM greatly rose! Enemy ZOMBOT DRAGON used BULLET HELL! HIBER used DODGEDODGEDODGE! HIBER DODGEd behind DODGE RAM and DODGE CHARGER! DODGE RAM was hit by BULLET HELL! DODGE RAM caught fire! DODGE CHARGER was hit by BULLET HELL! DODGE CHARGER caught fire! SMOKE greatly rose! Enemy ZOMBOT DRAGON was poisoned! Enemy ZOMBOT DRAGON's SPECIAL rose! HIBER ran away! Enemy ZOMBIE IRON MASK appeared! ZOMBIE IRON MASK: ... Trick or treat, mutt. HIBER ran away! HIBER locked Ally DOOR! Hit 17 times! Just... Breathe... Don't think about of it, it'll be gone in the morning... Nope, it's no good, panicking-- ZOMBIE HIBER1 appeared! ZOMBIE HIBER2 appeared! ZOMBIE HIBER3 appeared! ZOMBIE HIBER1: ... Give me my bullet patterns... ZOMBIE HIBER2: ... Write me my book ... ZOMBIE HIBER3: ... Finish creating me ... HIBER used PANIC ATTACK! HIBER attacked in a panic! It's not very effective... HIBER ran away! ... right through Ally DOOR! Ally DOOR fainted! My other safe space, where all my cute plushies and whatnot are stored ... And from whence nothing terrible will ever be disgorged, for it is where things go to be erased utterly... HOCAKT used DISGORGE SOMETHING TERRIBLE! HOCAKT disgorged Enemy BURIED SMOKE! What? Enemy BURIED SMOKE is evolving! Congratulations! Enemy BURIED SMOKE evolved into BURIED ALIVE! BURIED ALIVE: Vwreeee hee hee hee... BURIED ALIVE: Fresh meat! HIBER ran away! ... okay thank frick it's fresh blood and Al Gore... ...Al Gore, help me, help me, I'm under siege by zombie versions of all my enemies and failures and the zombie rot is giving me panic attacks GORE: Vooote Gooore in Tweeenty Foooour... GORE was renamed ZOMBIE GORE! HIBER ran away! Can't escape! Can't escape! Enemy ZOMBIAN appeared! Enemy ZOMBOT DRAGON appeared! Enemy BURIED ALIVE appeared! Can't escape! Can't escape! Enemy ZOMBIE IRON MASK appeared! Enemy ZOMBIE HIBER1 appeared! Can't escape! Enemy ZOMBIE HIBER2 appeared! Enemy ZOMBIE HIBER3 appeared! Can't escape! ZOMBIE GORE appeared! Can't escape! Can't escape! ... seriously! Can't escape! ZOMBIAN: Now why would you do something like that... ZOMBIAN: All we need to do is eat your brains, after all! ZOMBIAN: Join us...~ BURIED ALIVE: ...As fresh meat! I'll get you back for daring to erase me! ZOMBIE IRON MASK: You have plenty of delicious, delicious creativity to take. ZOMBIAN: So anyway, we're going to rip you apart and eat you now. HIBER is panicked! It may not attack! HIBER is fully panicked! ZOMBIAN: Braaains... BURIED ALIVE: Freessshh Meeeaaaat...~ ZOMBIE GORE: Voooote Goooore in Tweeenty Foooour... LOBER: By your powers combined, I am Lober! LOBER appeared! LOBER used BITTER BERRY! HIBER's panicked no more! ... what am I doing it's Halloween night I know Sunny Day-- HIBER used SUNNY DAY! The sunlight grew bright! ... Several miles east of MT. WINTER! Well anyway, why do you even want to eat me so badly, I'm all fluff and fire with no actual substance. ZOMBIAN: To live again and ascend to Webmaster status as the Chosen One! BURIED ALIVE: I've been lonely for so long... BURIED ALIVE: Fresh meat! ZOMBOT DRAGON: RELEASE ME >>> ZOMBOT DRAGON: ... ZOMBOT DRAGON's RESTLESS SOUL was SOOTHED! ZOMBOT DRAGON vanished! ZOMBIE GORE: Vooote Gooore in Tweeenty Fooour... The whole global warming thing is kind of important anyway. ZOMBIE GORE's RESTLESS SOUL was SOOTHED! ZOMBIE GORE vanished! ZOMBIE HIBER1: Finish us... But I'm doing something else with the concept. And I'm working on #1 and #3. Which was the thing I'm doing something with the concept with anyway. ZOMBIE HIBER1, ZOMBIE HIBER2, ZOMBIE HIBER3's RESTLESS SOULs were SOOTHED! ZOMBIE HIBER1 vanished! ZOMBIE HIBER2 vanished! ZOMBIE HIBER3 vanished! ZOMBIE IRON MASK: You know what I want. Playing on my psychological vulnerabilities is not fair... But anyway, aren't you forgetting something? ZOMBIAN: ... what. SUN used RISE! It's super effective! Enemy ZOMBIAN fainted! Enemy ZOMBIE IRON MASK used DISCARD COSTUME! Enemy ZOMBIE IRON MASK was renamed IRON MASK! IRON MASK: You win this day, dog. I know better than to try to beat you up here now. Enemy IRON MASK used SMOKE BOMB! Enemy IRON MASK ran away! ... uh... I need a Halloween battle. HIBER used READ! HIBER read BATTLE123! KETCHUM HOME's hurt by the burn! OAK HOME's hurt by the burn! ...Oh, bother, why are all the buildings on fire... If you enjoyed the battle, you can send feedback to the site email or discuss on the community Discord. This battle ended up being quite a bit longer than I thought it would be. I also still have ideas for it, so maybe a sequel? ... maybe not. No Trainer can resist the allure of the Diamond Badge! The world will be mine! GIOVANNI used GLOAT! And I almost achieved that goal-- ♫ GIOVANNI used MUSICAL NUMBER! It's super effective! HIBER: ... I am not turning this into a songfic. ... NARRATOR is just gonna skip a bit! PSYCHIC wants to fight! Enemy PSYCHIC sent out ALAKAZAM! I choose MechaMew2! Go! MECHAMEW2! ... Is it even a CHOICE if GIOVANNI only has one POKéMON?! Enemy ALAKAZAM used PSYBEAM! It's not very effective... MECHAMEW2 used LEARN! MECHAMEW2 learned PSYBEAM! MECHAMEW2 used PSYBEAM! It's not very effective... Enemy ALAKAZAM used PSYBEAM! It's not very effective... MECHAMEW2 used PSYBEAM! It's not very effective... Enemy ALAKAZAM used PSYBEAM! It's not very effective... MECHAMEW2 used PSYBEAM! It's not very effective... Enemy ALAKAZAM fainted! But MechaMew2 remains invincible, so it's not a problem! GIOVANNI defeated PSYCHIC! GIOVANNI got ¥4150 for winning! COOLTRAINER♂ wants to fight! COOLTRAINER♂ sent out VENUSAUR! Go! MECHAMEW2! Enemy VENUSAUR used POISONPOWDER! It doesn't affect MECHAMEW2! MECHAMEW2 used LEARN! MECHAMEW2 learned POISONPOWDER! MECHAMEW2 used POISONPOWDER! It doesn't affect enemy VENUSAUR! VENUSAUR is POISON-type! POISON-types can't be poisoned! Enemy VENUSAUR took in sunlight! MECHAMEW2 used PSYBEAM! It's super effective! Enemy VENUSAUR fainted! GIOVANNI defeated COOLTRAINER♂! GIOVANNI got ¥11280 for winning! JR. TRAINER♀ wants to fight! JR. TRAINER♀ sent out SMEARGLE! Enemy SMEARGLE used SKETCH! MECHAMEW2 used LEARN! MECHAMEW2 learned SKETCH! Enemy SMEARGLE used SKETCH! Enemy SMEARGLE learned LEARN! MECHAMEW2 used SKETCH! But, it failed! Enemy SMEARGLE used LEARN! Enemy SMEARGLE learned SKETCH! Another Psybeam, then! MECHAMEW2 used PSYBEAM! Enemy SMEARGLE fainted! GIOVANNI defeated JR. TRAINER♀! JR. TRAINER♀: Bam! I got that OP move! Totally worth the PP UP. GIOVANNI got ¥425 for winning! Like FIDDLE! JUGGLER wants to fight! JUGGLER sent out VOLTORB! Go! MECHAMEW2! Enemy JUGGLER withdrew VOLTORB! Enemy JUGGLER sent out DROWZEE! MECHAMEW2 used LEARN! But, it failed! Yes! Fundamental, in fact! Enemy JUGGLER withdrew DROWZEE! Enemy JUGGLER sent out VOLTORB! MECHAMEW2 used LEARN! But, it failed! One more time, Learn! Enemy VOLTORB used EXPLOSION! Enemy VOLTORB fainted! It's not very effective... MECHAMEW2 used LEARN! MECHAMEW2 learned EXPLOSION! Enemy JUGGLER sent out DROWZEE! Enemy DROWZEE used CONFUSION! It's not very effective... MECHAMEW2 is confused! MECHAMEW2 is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! Enemy DROWZEE used CONFUSION! It's not very effective... MECHAMEW2 is in critical condition! MechaMew2, Psybeam! Not enough PP for that move! Well then, MechaMew2, Explosion! MECHAMEW2 used EXPLOSION! Enemy DROWZEE fainted! MECHAMEW2 fainted! Enemy JUGGLER defeated GIOVANNI! Enemy JUGGLER got ¥7928 for winning! Enemy JUGGLER got DIAMONDBADGE for winning! ♪ You know me as Boss Rocket and I fight for what is wrong...~ ♫ GIOVANNI used MUSICAL NUMBER! HIBER: ... please don't make me write original lyrics ... x.X ... GIOVANNI is out of usable POKéMON! GIOVANNI blacked out! If you enjoyed the battle, you can send feedback to the site email or discuss on the community Discord. Directly continuing the same gag from last week without any changes because I wasn't done yet. ♪ From Olivine to Tohjo Falls, from Lavender to Pallet Town, The DiamondBadge of legend calls, so step right up and let's throw down! ♫ GIOVANNI used MUSICAL NUMBER! It's super effective! POKéMANIAC wants to fight! POKéMANIAC sent out MR. MIME! Enemy MR. MIME used MIMIC! Enemy MR. MIME learned LEARN! MECHAMEW2 used LEARN! MECHAMEW2 learned MIMIC! Enemy MR. MIME used LEARN! Enemy MR. MIME learned LEARN! MECHAMEW2 used MIMIC! Which technique? used MIMIC! > LEARN BARRIER LIGHT SCREEN LEARN MECHAMEW2 used LIGHT SCREEN! Enemy MR. MIME used LIGHT SCREEN! Enemy MR. MIME switched SCREEN into LIGHT MODE! Enemy MR. MIME's BATTERIES instantly died! Enemy MR. MIME fainted! Oh well, at least it's not permanent. Enemy POKéMANIAC sent out LICKITUNG! Enemy LICKITUNG used LICK! ... WAIT! NARRATOR used PRIMAGUIDE! ... LICK is not in LICKITUNG's LEARNSET! POKéMANIAC: G/S tradebacks, duh. ... Fair! It's not very effective... MECHAMEW2 used LEARN! MECHAMEW2 learned LICK! MECHAMEW2 used LICK! It doesn't affect enemy LICKITUNG! Enemy LICKITUNG used WRAP! MECHAMEW2 can't move! Enemy LICKITUNG's attack continues! Enemy LICKITUNG's attack continues! Enemy LICKITUNG's attack continues! MECHAMEW2 used EXPLOSION! Enemy LICKITUNG fainted! MECHAMEW2 fainted! Enemy POKéMANIAC got ¥3964 for winning! Enemy POKéMANIAC got DIAMONDBADGE for winning! GIOVANNI blacked out! NURSE: We hope to see you again! ...why do I have a bad feeling. Wild HIBER appeared! HIBER: ... why am I here, Narrator... I was taking a lava bath, and I'm trying to not make Foxfire the Hiber and Lober show... The legendary Pokémon, Ninetales! A perfect target to capture! HIBER: ... uh... Okaaay.... sure, I'll bite... HIBER: Nine nine tales nine tales nine nine... Go! MECHAMEW2! HIBER: Uhhh... Hurt MechaMew2. HIBER used HURT MECHAMEW2! It's super effective! MECHAMEW2 used LEARN! MECHAMEW2 learned HURT MECHAMEW2! MECHAMEW2 used HURT MECHAMEW2! It's super effective! ...Against MECHAMEW2! MECHAMEW2 fainted! Use next POKéMON? If you enjoyed the battle, you can send feedback to the site email or discuss on the community Discord. |