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Links to Other Versions... The Original and the Best! Other sites like this one. But you wouldn't want to click on this... why don't you just stay here? Battles 1-5 Battles 6-10 Tournament #1 Battles 11-15 Battles 16-20 Fanfic #1 à Email da Webmaster Comment on the latest Battles! DARK VERSION IS AT: #1 Dark Version Home of... (considers) All of the following: Dark Version Records: A win/lose/draw record of each character that has participated in all Dark Version Battles to battle #30, followed by a list of the battles in which the character has participated in. Battles within Fanfics do not count towards records. Team Rocket Bill: 0:1:0 \| 3, 14, F1 Butch & Cassidy: 0:1:0 \| 15 Deven: 5:6:1 \| T1, 11, 14, 18, F1, 21, 24, 27 Jessie: 5:6:1 \| 7, 10, T1, 11, 14, 18, F1, 21, 24, 27 Simon the Lumberjack: 0:2:0 \| 16, 24 Dead/Captured Editor: 2:3:2 \| 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, T1, 17, F1 James: 0:2:1 \| 7, 12 Oak: 0:4:0 \| 4, 8, 13, 17, F1 Red Warriora: 43:0:0 \| 19, F1 Tree Man: 2:0:0 \| 16, 20, F1 Yellow Archera: 0:0:0 \| 19, F1 Other Anarrator: 2:1:0 \| 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 13, 17, 18, 19, 20, F1, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27 Ash: 0:1:0 \| 15 Baa'gryl: 1:0:0 \| 26 Cranky Bob: 1:1:0 \| 10, 12 Da Evolution Mana: 0:1:0 \| 20, F1 Dark Doompuff: 2:0:0 \| 18, F1 Engineer: 0:0:1 \| 11 Garrett: 7:6:2 \| 2, 3, 6, 7, T1, 12, 16, 20, F1, 21 Innocent Bystander: 0:0:1 \| 11 Josh: 0:0:0 \| 22, 25 Misty: 0:1:0 \| 15 Pikachu/?????: 1:0:0 \| 18, F1 The Popcorn Man: 0:0:0 \| 17, F1 Tracey: 1:0:0 \| 15 Wood Golems: 1:0:0 \| 24		Recap: What exactly are the Orcish armies doing down underground? They're certainly not twiddling their thumbs... although they may as well be, for all the good they're doing... Battle #26: Orcish Invasion? Ha! August 16th, 2000 Player: Baa'gryl [No Record] ORCISH CLAN are reporting for duty! Ah! About time. Now, troop, do you know your duties for today? ORCISH CLAN don't! What? But it's what you've been doing for the past two weeks! How can you not know? ORCISH CLAN are mindless drones waiting for orders! ORCISH CLAN have an ATTENTION SPAN and MEMORY similar to a GOLDFISH! What are you going on about? We are the horde! They might not be that bright, but they're not mindless drones! NARRATOR is just fooling with you! NARRATOR wonders why BAA'GRYL appears to be so INTELLIGENT! Just doing you a favour, Narrator. I know how much you hate working with unintelligent players. Oh, Webmaster, sir. I'm not complaining, but aren't you against the Orcs? Intelligent generals wouldn't really be a good idea, would they? Narrator, I'm sure you're the last person I need to remind that this is the Pokebattles Universe? Intelligence won't help you here... Oh yeah, good point. Hey! Enough with the voices already! Back to work... Sigh... Now, why don't my men know what to do? They've been doing it for the last two weeks, right? ORCISH CLAN don't like being referred to as MEN! Be quiet, you lot. ORCISH CLAN's LOYALTY greatly fell! You listen to me! I give one call, saying you're traitors, Doomhammer's entire army will be in here and... ORCISH CLAN's LOYALTY greatly rose! Good. Now, are you ever going to get around to answering my question? BAA'GRYL was only created this week! And? ORCISH CLAN was renamed BAA'GRYL's CLAN! BAA'CLAN was created along with BAA'GRYL! Alright. Now, I need a body count. What forces do I have? BAA'GRYL has 5 peons and 5 grunts! That's my entire force? YES! Don't I have Ogres, or Death Knights, or... BAA'GRYL is at the proverbial LEVEL 1! Proverbial Level 1? BAA'GRYL has access to only GRUNTS and PEONS! Oh well. Alright, you lot! We've got orders to dig up to the surface! BAA'CLAN looks at you BLANKLY! What are you doing? Get digging! PEONS don't know how to DIG! What do you mean? PEONS can MINE GOLD, CHOP TREES, BUILD STRUCTURES, and REPAIR STRUCTURES! NARRATOR can make them DIG, if you want... Yes! Please do! NARRATOR used TM! TM was DIG! Teach DIG to a POKEMON? A... po-kay-mon? Err... Ignore that. Just say yes. Yes! Who do you want to teach it to? The Peons! TMs may only be used once! Choose wisely! Whatever! I don't care! This is frustrating! PEONXTRA learned DIG! Yes! Now use it! PEONXTRA dug a hole! No! Dig up! Up, you fool! PEONXTRA used DIG! It's not very effective! Hey, what do you think you're doing? Attacking your superiors! He's a traitor! Get him! Actually, he was just following your instructions... What do you mean? BAA'GRYL told PEONXTRA to DIG UP while PEONXTRA was underneath BAA'GRYL! Oh yeah. Don't attack him. Too late! GRUNTS used AXES! PEONXTRA fainted... in fright! PEONXTRA fell to the ground! Attack missed! AXES kept going, and hit other grunts! GRUNTS hurt each other in their ineptitude! Damn... BAA'CLAN is waiting for orders! I've had an idea... Peons, see the rock face over there? That's gold. PEONS are DOUBTFUL! Oh, so you're traitors too! Maybe I should... PEONS are digging at the wall! Aim near the roof! That's where it's best! That was a pretty good idea! Thank you. PEONS come back! What are you doing back here? And why are you holding all those rocks? PEONS want to know where to deposit the gold! What? PEONS have nowhere to put gold! PEONS need GREAT HALL, badly! Just drop it on the ground! PEONS do not know how to DROP! sigh Just build a great hall, then! PEONS have nowhere to build GREAT HALL! Why does everything have to be so hard? Join the army, they said... THAT is a HUMAN line! BAA'CLAN's LOYALTY greatly fell! This is really not my day. NARRATOR thinks this is getting repeditive! PEONS need ORDERS! Well... GOBLIN SAPPERS appeared! Aaah! Look out! GOBSPPRS charge wildly at WALL! Hit the dirt! GOBSPPRS used EXPLOSION! LARGE CAVERN appeared! 3 grunts and 1 peon fainted! Great. Well, Peons, there's your building area! PEONXTRA2 used BUILD! Building: 1% done Now, while he's building, the rest of you get digging. PEONXTRA3 started digging! PEONXTRA4 started digging! PEONXTRA5 started digging! But... isn't one of them fainted? NARRATOR forgot! PEONXTRA5 re-fainted! Now... how's that building going? Building: 5% done! What? Only five percent? How long does it take? OVERSEER appeared! Uh-oh... OVERSEER wants PROGRESS REPORT! Well, sir, thing is... OVERSEER sees CAVERN! OVERSEER is IMPRESSED! OVERSEER used PROMOTION! OVERSEER wishes you good luck for the future! Outcome: Victory Rank: Servant Score: Units: 11 Buildings: 1/20 Gold: 0 Lumber: 0 Oil: Kills: 0 Razings: 0 Units lost: 6 Buildings lost: 0
		Recap: Waking up and finding that there is a large, brawny man lying on top of you is usually not a good thing (I won't go into the exceptions), as Jessie and Deven are finding out Battle #27: Rocketing Choppers in the rain? O.o September 7th, 2000 Player: Jessie [No Record] JESSIE is slowly waking up! DEVEN is slowly waking up! Oooh... JESSIE is GROANING! Did anyone get the number of that Snorlax? JESSIE used OVERUSED POKEMON-WORLD CLICHE! It's not very effective... Ally DEVEN wants to know why there's a LARGE MAN sprawled unconscious on top of you and him! Ugh! Get it off! LARGE MAN is too heavy to LIFT! Can I slip out from under him? No! Could you give me a hand, Deven? Ally DEVEN's HANDS are TRAPPED under LARGE MAN! I was afraid of that. STORMCLOUDS used GATHER! Look, Deven! It's going to rain! That should wake him up. STORMCLOUDS used DISSIPATE! Oh no... NARRATOR is just kidding! STORMCLOUDS used RAIN! LIGHT DRIZZLE is falling! LARGE MAN remains UNCONSCIOUS! Come on, wake up! STORMCLOUDS' ATTACK continues! RAIN is falling! Oh, now I'm getting really wet. Has he woken up yet? LARGE MAN remains UNCONSCIOUS! Damn. Ally DEVEN is getting impatient! STORMCLOUDS' ATTACK continues! HEAVY RAIN is falling! JESSIE's HAIR GEL is DISSOLVING! No! My beautiful hair! It's melting! JESSIE is OVERREACTING! JESSIE seems to have an unlimited supply of HAIR GEL anyway! But... STORMCLOUDS' ATTACK continues! HEAVY HAIL is falling! LARGE MAN is beginning to stir! Yes! Wake up! LARGE MAN wakes up! HUGE HAILSTONE hit LARGE MAN's HEAD! LARGE MAN fainted! You're just doing this to annoy us, aren't you? No! NARRATOR doesn't like LARGE MAN! STORMCLOUDS used THUNDERBOLT! LARGE MAN woke up! LARGE MAN got up! HUGE HAILSTONE... Oh no you don't! Metalfan, block it! JESSIE sent out METALFAN! METALFAN used FANSHIELD! FANSHIELD blocked HUGE HAILSTONE! FANSHIELD at 95% health! Quick, let's get to shelter. Ally DEVEN used UMBRELLA! Ally DEVEN and JESSIE are protected by UMBRELLA! Where'd you get that? Ally DEVEN is using ANIME RULES for his own PERSONAL GAIN! If REALITY had any hand in this, UMBRELLA would be torn to shreds by the HAIL! And? REALITY appeared! No... you wouldn't... REALITY used REALITY! UMBRELLA fainted! METALFAN is protecting DEVEN and JESSIE! METALFAN is at 60% health! Damn... uh... we need shelter! Narrator, please... NARRATOR considers! NARRATOR will, but you owe him a favor! Hmm... I don't like the sound of that. METALFAN is at 35% health! Actually, maybe the idea does have some merit... LARGE MAN disagrees! LARGE MAN used CHAINSAW! TREES fainted! TREES devolved into LUMBER! LARGE MAN used ASSEMBLE! LUMBER evolved into CRUDE HUT! Hey, thanks. Let's get inside. TEAM ROCKET and LARGE MAN are protected from HAIL! HAIL no longer has a purpose! HAIL stopped! Ally DEVEN wants to go outside! No... knowing the Narrator, it'll start again the moment we leave. LARGE MAN introduced himself! LARGE MAN was renamed LJSIMON! Simon the Lumberjack... well, we're from Team Rocket. Right now we're trying to steal Garrett the Holy's Pokemon. LJSIMON doesn't like HOLYGARY! LJSIMON likes the idea of TEAM ROCKET, though. Well... how would you like to join us? We're always looking for new recruits. LJSIMON joined TR! Now... let's see if it's safe to go outside yet... JESSIE opened DOOR! JOSH appeared! Hey... who are you? JOSH knows who you are! I don't know what you're up to, but that looks like a pretty expensive guitar... JESSIE wants to steal DITINSTRO! A... Ditinstro? JOSH wants to practice his new power! Why do I not like the sound of this... JESSIE knows what's coming! Enemy JOSH is frantically COMPOSING! What? Enemy JOSH asks for LIGHTS! Enemy JOSH is on a RANDOMLY APPEARING STAGE a la JIGGLYPUFF! Enemy JOSH starts to sing! Tune: Rocket song (First episode with Jigglypuff) I know it's you, Team Rocket, And you fight for what is wrong, But you've got on my bad side And you will not like this song! Hey! That's my song! I sung that with James! Ally DEVEN wants to know what you're talking about! Jessie! Deven! At the speed of light, prepare for flight! Fly into the night... Your flight will be assisted by a catastrophic BOOM! And as this song ends I hope I... will not see... you sooooooon! NARRATOR is IMPRESSED! Enemy JOSH used SONG BOMB! JESSIE and DEVEN are thrown into the ATMOSPHERE! Enemy JOSH is SATISFIED! Ally LJSIMON remains HIDDEN in CRUDE HUT! Enemy JOSH leaves! Ally LJSIMON wins!
		Battle #28: Cheating won't get you anywhere? Maybe to Black Version... September 20th, 2000 Player: Baa'gryl [Record 1:0:0] Last battle: Win vs. No-one BAA'CLAN are ready to WORK! Let's see... what have you done since I last checked up on you? GREAT HALL: 27% done! 27%?! What have you lot been doing while I've been away! MINIONS have been working HARD! MORE EARTH has been EXCAVATED! FAINTED MINIONS have recovered! REINFORCEMENTS have arrived! Ooh, reinforcements? What did I get? REINFORCEMENTS were TWO GRUNTS! Huge. Also 5 AXETHROWERS and 3 PEONS! Hey, that's more like it! Now, get working, all of you! PEONS start DIGGING! GRUNTS and AXETHROWERS start SHARPENING! What do you think you're doing? GRUNTS and AXETHROWERS are SHARPENING their WEAPONS! Who gave you permission to sit down on the job? GRUNTS and AXETHROWERS have no JOB! Err... Gs&As have a POINT! Why don't you help the peons? AREA's TEMPERATURE greatly fell! Gs and As are SHOCKED! Um... BAA'GRYL is looking pretty NERVOUS! What's wrong with you lot? Gs and As refuse to talk! LOWLY GRUNT EXTRA deigns to TALK! Then TALK! LOWLY GRUNT EXTRA says that such WORK is BELOW THEM! But... You're lowly... It even says in your name... How low can you go? LGEXTRA suggests you take a closer look at PEONS! PEONS were renamed LOW-AS-YOU-CAN-GO PEON EXTRAS! I hate this universe. Gs and As go back to SHARPENING! How's that hall coming? Great Hall: 31% done! How long does it take to build a little hall? HALL is not LITTLE! It's GREAT! And only ONE PEON is working on it! Ah, that would explain it. Can I assign others to help? Yes! Then make it so. What did you say? Make it so. BAA'GRYL used MAKE IT SO! PEON's SPEED went directly to 255! It did not pass GO or collect $200! GREAT HALL was FINISHED! Whoa... could it be, that I have discovered the fabled... Cheat? BAA'GRYL has CHEATED! Nyahaha! Make it so! CHEAT was DISABLED! No! Make it so! CHEAT was ENABLED! Now, peons, build everything you can! PEONS used BUILD! PEONS built BARRACKS, LUMBER MILL, SHIPYARD! Shipyard? SHIPYARD looks very OUT OF PLACE! No kidding. What? GREAT HALL is evolving! GREAT HALL evolved into STRONGHOLD! Nyahahahaha! This is so good! PEONS are out of RESOURCES! Don't give me that! D o you think a little lack of resources could hold us back from the glittering prizes of war? NARRATOR thinks it has HAPPENED BEFORE! BAA'GRYL accidentally used CHEAT again! BAA'GRYL used GLITTERING PRIZES! BAA'GRYL's STOCKPILE just went through the ROOF! LITERALLY! ROOF is CAVING IN! Get down! PEONS used SPEED! PEONS were UNHARMED! GRUNTS and AXETHROWERS weren't anywhere near CAVEIN! BUILDINGS were DAMAGED! Now. That's over, get back to work. BAA'CLAN gets back to WORK! NARRATOR is BORED! NARRATOR decides to STIR THINGS UP a bit! I don't like the sound of this. BURNING BLADE CLAN appeared! No... not them... READERS are probably CONFUSED! For those who don't possess Warcraft II, let me explain... The Burning Blade clan are not so much a clan as an elemental force of nature. They will attack anyone they see as a threat, including fellow members of the Horde... How many of them are there? TOO MANY for you to COUNT! And... BBC want to fight! Help! We're under attack! NOBODY came! HEEELP! BURNING BLADE CLAN are ADVANCING! Attack them! GRUNTS and AXETHROWERS are NERVOUSLY ADVANCING! AXETHROWERS threw AXES! TWO enemy GRUNTS fainted! GRUNTS used AXES! TWO enemy GRUNTS and ONE enemy AXETHROWER fainted! BBC used BURNING BLADE! One GRUNT was reduced to ASHES! Quick! Attack again! BBC used BBC STORM! BAA'CLAN's POPULATION greatly fell! Oh no! Peons, can't you... PEONS fainted! BAA'CLAN is no more! Why? Narrator, why? I was doing so well... BBC are advancing! NARRATOR suggests you take it up with the WEBMASTER! Fine! Webmaster, why are you doing this to me? WEBMASTER is sick of you! BAA'GRYL is the most boring character WEBMASTER has ever created! BAA'GRYL is no longer needed! Wait... there's a cheat for invulnrability, isn't there? BAA'GRYL's luck might hold out! Err... Power overwhelming! Wrong game! Um... IDGOD! Wrong ga... where did you pull that from? Who gave this guy a computer with Doom? So? Orcish overlords get bored too, y'know. Hatchet! BAA'GRYL gained the ability to hit trees with an axe with incredible power! Can I use it on them? BBC are not trees! And BAA'GRYL does not have an Axe! Err... I am invincible? BAA'GRYL is getting desperate! And is still wrong! NARRATOR suggests that IT IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE! Aha! Now I know! It is a good day to die! Cheat enabled! BBC GRUNT used AXE SWING! BAA'GRYL was DECAPITATED! Hey... but I'm invincible! BAA'GRYL cannot be KILLED! Oh no... BBC returned PEON! BBC sent out BBC! BBC used BLADE STORM! BAA'GRYL was chopped into thousands of tiny pieces! BAA'GRYL still lives! BAA'GRYL is in incredible pain! Invincibility isn't all it's cracked up to be... BAA'GRYL is RIGHT! BBC win! Outcome: Defeat Rank: Cheater! Score: Units: 19 Buildings: 4 Gold: 0 Lumber: 0 Oil: 0 Kills: 5 Razings: 0 Units lost: 19 Buildings lost: 0
		Recap: An extremely short black version crossover, maybe? Ah, who am I kidding, it's just a filler, and my recaps are getting worse and worse... Battle #29: Black Version... again... September 20th, 2000 Player: Some Unimportant Guy [Record 2:3:2] Oh god... I don't feel so good. Would SUG be still suffering the effects of his Gory Death in Dark Version? Gory death? But that would mean... SUG is in Pokebattles Limbo! Not again... how come I always end up here? Maybe SUG is just suffering a really, really big streak of bad luck? Or maybe it has something to do with your attempt to kill the Narrator and shut down Dark Version all the way back in battle #1? Wait a minute... you're not a Dark Version Narrator... How do you know all about that stuff? Black Narrator likes Dark Version! Oh. Narrator is looking around Nervously! Hey... what's with the lowercase? Narrator says to Keep It Down! Giant Searchlight appears! Narrator runs away! Some Unimportant Guy stood there, wondering why the Narrator was using lowercase announcements instead of the standard all caps, why he had suddenly run away, and why the battle had suddenly switched to story mode. But most of all, he was wondering about the creature in front of him. It appeared to have stick-thin arms and legs, and be about twice as tall as him, but most of this was hard to see, because the main body of the creature was composed completely of a huge spotlight, and that was shining right in his face. "Hey! Turn it off, would ya!" He shouted, sheilding his eyes. The light simply walked up closer to him. "I thought I heard a Narrator around here." It said, despite an apparent lack of any vocal capabilities. "Am I right?" "I'll tell you when you switch off the light! I can't see!" To his relief, the light turned off. Although partially blinded by the huge light, he saw a hatch open in the side of the huge light-on-legs and a figure climb out. He wasn't sure exactly what it was until it pointed a gun resembling a small cannon into his stomach. His vision cleared pretty quickly then - it appeared to be a large clown, but it's colourful clothes and the huge smile painted on it's face were countered by the strings of ammo over both shoulders and at least five different sorts of guns visible here and there. Not including the huge one it was threatening him with. "This is Hammy's territory. There have been reports of a... Penguin-chu... narrating in Hammy's absence. Have you seen any sign of this?" "Penguin-chu? Hammy? I have no idea what you're talking about! I only just got here a moment ago!" "Sure you did. I'm sure Hammy would like a word wi-" "Hey you!" A figure called loudly from atop a nearby tree. The Heavily Armed Clown's head snapped towards it. "You!" He swung the cannon around and fired, sending a huge blast of fire spinning towards the figure. It exploded spectacularly, but SUG saw the guy running away from the scene. The HAC climbed back into his robot, and trained the light on his opponent, giving chase. SUG sighed in relief as the Searchlight went out of sight. It's gone now? Yep... are you that penguin-chu thing it was talking about? No... I'm Black Version's original Narrator, but Hammy's taken over Black Version and is hunting everyone down like bugs! Double Da appeared! Hey... you're that guy who was being chased! Double Da used Shush! Narrator used Shush! Do you want them to hear us? How come you're here and not being chased by that thing? Double Da: The wonders of Double Team... Oh... So what's happened in Black Version? It wasn't like this last time I got here... Well, Hammy sorta took over the version. Double Da: I'm a clone of Double D, the main character, which Hammy is currently hunting down. So, they're all trying to get me. I remember you... You were in one of the earlier Dark battles, with Oak. You were a bit of a loser back then... Double Da used Silent Submission! Double Da is twisting SUG's arm while covering SUG's mouth! Mmph! Double Da doesn't like people calling him a Loser! Double Da found the camp of the Oak Mob and lots of TMs which he used on himself! Double Da is now a very large thorn in Hammy's side! Right... eek... I get it! Double Da: Good. Now, where are you from? I'm from Dark Version... We hold a tenuous connection with black... It's fairly easy to get to Dark from here. Double Da: Well, we can't let Hammy find that out, or he'll have another version to conquer... Camo Hac appeared! Camo Hac heard all! Double Da: Oh no! Kill it! Go for the nose! Spike cannon! Double Da used Spike Cannon! It's super disturbing! Eww... I don't want to know how that works out... Camo Hac was hit three times! Camo Hac ran away! Don't let it return to base! Charmander, go! Flamethrower! Charmander used Flamethrower! Charmander stole Camo Hac's flamethrower! Camo Hac wants that back! Come and get it. Camo Hac used Flamethrower! Hey... Camo Hac has Two Flamethrowers! Flamethrower! SUG used Flamethrower! SUG threw flame back! Camo Hac threw flame back! This continued for Some Time! Double Da used Rock Throw! Rock hit Camo Hac's Nose! Nose exploded! Camo Hac fainted! Flame landed on Camo Hac! Camo Hac is burning! Camo Hac died! Phew... glad that's over with... Double Da: Do you know if your version would be able to send some reinforcements to help us out? Err... I don't know, I'm not really a huge force in Dark... as you can see... Double Da: Well, it's worth a shot. Could you show me the way to the portal? Err... sure. Double Da and SUG go to the Portal! That was a little easier than I expected... Double Da: There's nothing here... Easy. WEBMASTER, OPEN THE PORTAL! Double Da: Are you insane? They'll come running for miles! Camo Hac mob appeared! Five Giant Searchlights appeared! I think we attracted a little attention... Double Da: Don't let them get into Dark! Close it! CLOSE THE PORTAL! Double Da runs for the portal! Three Hacs chase Double Da! Portal begins to close! Double Da got through! Hey! What do you think you're doing? SUG runs for the portal! Two and a half Hacs got through! Two and a half? One Hac got stuck! Portal closed! Dismembered Legs fall to the ground! SUG was surrounded! Oh damn. SUG was captured! Narrator was captured! Hacs win!
		Recap: See title. Battle #30: Reruns, Funny Faces and Guest Appearances (What doesn't this battle have?) September 20th, 2000 Player: Garrett the Holy [Record 7:6:2] HOLYGARY is WANDERING AIMLESSLY! A narrator again... There's a voice I haven't heard in a long time... HOLYGARY might be referring to the several weeks since the last update! It's been weeks? Time flies... WEEKS for WEBMASTER! DARK VERSION was FROZEN IN TIME for that period! Then why did you think I was referring to it? NARRATOR forgot, okay? Now shush, and get on with the battle! So... why has it been so long since I've seen you? WEBMASTER might not care about you anymore... Yeah, nice try. I've overheard him talking about the plans for the future of Dark... I know I've got a big role coming up soon... WEBMASTER appeared! WEBMASTER wants to know when you overheard him say that! Err... WEBMASTER used MiB MEMORY-ERASER FLASHY THINGY! FLASH! HOLYGARY has NO MEMORY of that! NARRATOR thinks that might have been copied off a certain fanbattle from POPCORN MAN included in this update... WEBMASTER used MiB MEMORY-ERA... FLASH! Err... what was I saying? WEBMASTER says NARRATOR was just about to start the battle! Err... right! Then why are we already on air? WEBMASTER will not be QUESTIONED! NARRATOR is asking for a one-way trip back to BLACK VERSION! NARRATOR had better just start the battle already! Battle #30: Reruns, Funny Faces and Guest Appearances (What doesn't this battle have?) September 20th, 2000 Player: Garrett the Holy [Record 7:6:2] HOLYGARY is WANDERING AIMLESSLY! A narrator again... There's a voice I haven't heard in a long time... DARK VERSION has been BUSY! What could be more important than the main character and hero of the version? NARRATOR hands HOLYGARY copies of battles 22-29! Let's see... two battles for a new guy called Josh... Two for the Warcraft... what's that? NARRATOR says you'll find out soon enough! Two for LJSimon... I remember him... HOLYGARY said a NASTY WORD under his BREATH! RSACi appeared! NARRATOR kicks RSACi back to WHITE VERSION! DACTA curses! Nice try, but you're stuck with them, Dacta. RSACi tell off DACTA for CURSING! WHITE PORTAL closes! And what's this? The webmaster bragging about getting in the top five... Great... NARRATOR points out that READERS are probably getting BORED! So what fun things have you got planned for me today, Mr. Narra... hey, I just realised something! What? O.o! HOLYGARY made an extremely suprised face! O.o O.o O.o! NARRATOR looks at HOLYGARY like he's got three heads! Not funny, but O.o! What are you O.oing about? Just hold on... HOLYGARY is rapidly LEAFING through the battles! O.o! HOLYGARY's suprised face gets bigger! O.o! HOLYGARY's EYE became a TARGET! NARRATOR used POKE! X.o! OW! NARRATOR laughs! HOLYGARY recovered! HOLYGARY continues to leaf through battles! O.o! HOLYGARY's RIGHT EYE is BLOODSHOT and it HURTS to stretch it too far! o.O! NARRATOR wants to know what you're o.Oing about! I don't believe it! There hasn't been a Narrator change for ages! Is that all? HOLYGARY is making a BIG FUSS over it! I've been waiting for a time when this version could go five battles without getting a new Narrator, and now it's gone over ten and I wasn't there to see it! NARRATOR wants to get on with the battle already! FINE! Who do I have to fight today? JESSIE and DEVEN appeared! Not Team Rocket again... HOLYGARY used GROAN! JESSIE sent out ARBOK! DEVEN sent out SANDSLASH! A conventional pokemon? Enemy DEVEN wants to know if you want to make something of it! Sure... I choose Alakazam! Enemy DEVEN suddenly realises the ERROR of his WAYS! Alakazam... Teleport Slam. HOLYGARY rhymed! So? Use the attack! ALAKAZAM used TELEPORT SLAM! OLD BATMAN MOVIE GIANT SLAM! TEXT TELEPORTED above TEAM ROCKET's HEAD! Urrh? You know... in the really old batman movie action scenes... they had goofy screens that would com up with 'BIFF!' and 'WHACK!' and 'SLAM!'... Ahh! HOLYGARY understands! Enemies DEVEN and JESSIE understand! SLAM! hits TEAM ROCKET! with a... Dare I say it... SLAM! TEAM ROCKET don't feel so good... That'll show you. HOLYGARY begins to WALK AWAY! Enemy SANDSLASH used FURY SWIPES! SLAM! devolved into S, I, _, n, ^, N, I, ' and :! (Wha-at? Put them together in order and they look something like SLAM!) TEAM ROCKET are freed! Alakazam, Psyblast. ALAKAZAM sighs, saying it does not know the attack BLAST! ARBOK used BITE! Look out, Alakazam! Not knowing your pokemon's attacks bites... Oh, phew, it was only a... But not as hard as ARBOK! Damn. PSYCHIC then! PSY-CHICK appeared! PSY-CHICK was renamed SABRINA! SABRINA wants to know why you pulled her out of AQUA VERSION where she was in the middle of something IMPORTANT! Like what? SABRINA will not be QUESTIONED! ANYTHING someone as powerful as HER is doing is INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT! SABRINA sees that DARK VERSION has a SENSIBLE NARRATOR! But would still prefer to be in AQUA! Err... blame them. SABRINA sees TEAM ROCKET! SABRINA waves her hand! TEAM ROCKET are BLASTING OFF AGAIN! Wow... no kidding... she's good. SABRINA wins! SABRINA returns to AQUA! ... Don't I win? WHAT did YOU do to deserve to WIN? Good point. TEAM ROCKET fall in a HEAP in front of you! What? TEAM ROCKET blasted off STRAIGHT UP! Oh well... Alakazam, remove them. ALAKAZAM removed them! TEAM ROCKET vanish off into the HORIZON! Don't you mean... I WILL NOT BE QUESTIONED! Well, this has certainly been a weird battle... Yep. And what's coming up will be even weirder... What? Er... END! You mean the end? What? Is that what you mean will be weird? Uh... Well... hey, I said END!

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