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Billy Bob’s winning streak continues, and
that’s not the only continuing trend. Dash loses another battle, to his
Pokédex, no less. Then Mr. Khan, Hammy’s general to take over Emerald, tries to
reach the capital, but ends up in a cooking show. Then Da Bullfighting Man
teams up with a Teal Version ally, and that’s it for this episode. Check it
out!
Battle #56: Horror of Homework July 19, 2000
Setting: Classroom
Player: Billy
Bob [2-2-0]
Note:
Same as
#54.
TEACHER: Now class, I have a special treat for you. The student with the highest grade on today's math test won't receive any homework for the rest of the school year!
Awesome!
TEACHER is handing out TESTS!
STUDENTS are beginning TESTS!
Hmm… The square root of… divided
by…
TEACHER: Okay children, it’s time to hand in your tests!
STUDENTS are handing in TESTS!
TEACHER: Alrighty then kids, it looks the highest grade - I mean the highest grades are Billy Bob's and Sam's!
SAM: Grrrr…
Grrrr…
TEACHER: Oh my! I didn't expect this to happen!
That no homework is mine!
BILLYBOB wants to fight!
Go! Pencil!
BILLYBOB sent out PENCIL!
SAM sent out TAPE!
Pencil, time to use your Sharpen
attack!
PENCIL used SHARPEN!
PENCIL'S ATTACK greatly rose!
TAPE used STICKY MESS!
What? TAPE was caught in the STICKY MESS!
TAPE can't move!
PENCIL used DREAD-OF-LEAD!
One-hit KO!
You’re down!
SAM: I'll never lose!
SAM sent out TEST!
TEST used FALL!
It's not very effective…
Hah!
PENCIL used LEAD POWDER!
PAPER was turned black!
PAPER used PAPER CUT!
CRITICAL HIT!
PENCIL is very WEAK!
PENCIL used DETONATING ERASER CANNON!!!
TEST was DESTROYED!
SAM was caught in the EXPLOSION!
SAM fainted!
TEST fainted!
TEACHER: That settles it! No Homework for Billy Bob!
YEAH!
NO HOMEWORK for BILLYBOB!
Victory to BILLYBOB!
Battle #57: Profoundly Powerful Plants July 19, 2000
Setting: Forest of Man Eating Plants
Player: Dash
Kvetchum [4-2-0]
Note:
Same as
#54.
BILLYBOB appeared!
BILLYBOB: Oh, hi Dash, how 'bout some friendly competition against me and my rare, new, powerful-
Just shut up and get ready to
lose!
BILLYBOB wants to fight!
BILLYBOB sent out GLUEACHU!
Oh no! Not that!
DASH ran!
There is no running from a Trainer Battle!
I don't care!
DASH ran!
What a relief! What the…
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
POKéDEX: DING! YOU ARE NOW IN THE FOREST OF MAN EATING PLANTS!
MAN EATING PLANT appeared!
MAN EATING PLANT wants to fight!
A Pokémon master can't get
scared! They have to deal with their fears!
AHHHHH!!!!
MAN EATING PLANT used EAT!
DASH was swallowed!
DASH is in the STOMACH of MAN EATING PLANT!
Ugh… Hey, what’s that?
JOE: Hey Vinny, we've got ourselves a visitor!
VINNY: How's it goin'? Want to join in a game of Rummy?
Dash: I've got to get out of here so I can be a Pokémon master!
JOE: You'll never get out!
POKéDEX! NOW WHAT!
POKéDEX?!
POKéDEX: DING! FORTUNATLY, DASH, I AM NOT AS STUPID AS YOU ARE!
THEN PLEASE SAVE ME!
POKéDEX sent out POKEDEX!
POKéDEX used DING!
I can see where this is going!
POKéDEX: DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!
MAN EATING PLANT is going CRAZY!
MAN eating plant BLEW UP!
DASH, VINNY and JOE are saved!
Victory to POKéDEX!
Huh?
Battle #58: LIMBO Invades July 20, 2000
Setting: Emerald Inter-Version Commerce Center
Player: Mr.
Khan [B: 0-1-0 / 0-0-0] B: Black Record /
Emerald Record
Note: This is a crossover with Black Version.
MR. KHAN reached
EMERALD VERSION!
What
took you so long? It’s been a whole week!
WEBMASTER has been
BUSY!
Been busy with what?
WEBMASTER has been
playing PERFECT DARK!
What’s this Dark thingie?
Never mind…
Now to take over this version and
assure my conquest of LIMBO!
Er… Sorry, almighty one.
…
Huh? Hammy can’t monitor me here?
Yes!
Now I, Mr. Khan, can take over the Network! Nothing will stand in my way! Muhahahahaha!
Dead people…. They never learn.
What was that?
Forget it.
MR. KHAN got PSYCHIC MESSAGE!
Yes, almighty Hammy, master of
LIMBO?
HAMMY used BRAINWASH!
MR. KHAN was focused to HAMMY’S CAUSE!
Now to take over Emerald in the
name of the great Hammy!
First, I have to find the main capital of the version.
MR. KHAN has reached EMERALD CAPITAL BUILDING!
Very impressive!
GUARDS appeared!
GUARDS request your SECURITY CLEARANCE CARD!
Um… I don’t have one of those,
but I have this!
MR. KHAN sent out 99.9% FIXED VISA CARD!
GUARDS (staring): That’ll be… adequate…
GUARDS ran away with CREDIT CARD!
Hmm… I guess that weird plastic
card was a security clearance card. It didn’t do too much anyway.
Yeesh, you’re a moron.
Huh? Did you say something?
No.
Okay.
MR. KHAN has entered CAPITAL BUILDING!
SHOCK TROOPS appeared!
SHOCK TROOPS say YOU’RE not a REPRESENTATIVE!
Uh… I am!
SHOCK TROOPS want to fight!
Um, hmmm…
SHOCK TROOPS sent out RC-P120!
Wazzat?
POKéDEX: DING! RC-P120! A gun type Pokémon. Uses its powerful rapid-fire mineral bullets, this Pokémon can destroy most opponents.
LOCATION – CARRINGTON INSTITUTE. THE RC-P120 WAS CREATED BY CHESLUK INDUSTRIES. © 2000 Nintendo, Rare, in Perfect Dark.
Sounds like that Dark thingie
again…
RC-P120 used RAPID FIRE!
I can’t
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose!
MR. KHAN fainted!
SHOCK TROOPS win!
Battle #59: Da Essence of Emeril? July 25, 2000
Setting: The Middle of Nowhere
Player: Mr.
Khan [B: 0-1-0 / 0-1-0]
Note: This is a crossover with Black Version.
Now
that I’m again free, time to get someplace.
MR. KHAN is in THE
MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!
MR. KHAN must get
to THE MIDDLE OF SOMEWHERE!
Um,
okay.
ßThis way to EMERIL VERSION-----This way to EMERALD VERSIONà
Um, I guess ß this is the way to Emerald!
(You idiot!)
What?
Forget it.
MR. KHAN is traveling to EMERIL VERSION!
ZAP!
EMERIL appeared!
EMERIL: Hey, who’re you? Welcome to Da Essence of Emeril!
What? Who’re you!
EMERIL wants to fight!
Hah ah! Go, HAC!
Get’m HAC!
HAC, use your best thing!
HAC used CLOWN ATTACK!
EMERIL was hit all the way to BLACK VERSION!
EMERIL: Yeeeeaugh!
Yeah!
MR. KHAN wins!
Player: Emeril Lagasse [0-0-0]
BOOOOOOOOOOM!
What?
Emeril is
in BLACK VERSION!
I am?
YES!
What’s
Black Version?
It’s HERE!
Here right
here?
Geez…
To be
continued…
Battle #60: Da Men Team Up July 31, 2000
Setting: Da Bullfighting House in Million City
Player: Da Bullfighting Man [2-0-0]
Note: This is a crossover with Teal Version.
*Yawn* what a nice day to watch TV.
CRAZYMAN appeared!
Huh? You’re gonna hit my HOUSSSSSSE!
~CRASH~
Hey!
CRAZYMAN: Hello!
You wanna visit? Hehehe!
Uh, are you okay,
mister?
Hey, wait a sec… You copied my name!
CRAZYMAN: Uh, no…
CRAZYMAN: Hey, look at the pretty building!
That’s the Million City gym, and if you don’t turn fast,
we’re gonna crash into it!
CRAZYMAN: What??
~CRASH~
RICH: Hey! Get outta my gym!
CRAZYMAN: Why?
RICH wants to
fight!
RICH sent out DONALD TRUMP!
CRAZYMAN: Hi Donald Duck!
CRAZYMAN used BIG HUG!
CRAZYMAN kept on going and hugged…
RICH!
RICH fainted!
TRUMP ran!
CRAZYMAN: Ooh… Pretty pin!
That’s the $Money$ Badge.
CRAZYMAN: Neat!
CRAZYMAN and BULLMAN win!
DA MEN received the $MONEY$ BADGE!
DA MEN received TM 789!