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All of the following:

Dark Version Records: 

A win/lose/draw record of each character that has participated in all Dark Version Battles before #35, followed by a list of the battles in which the character has participated in. Battles within Fanfics do not count towards records.

Team Rocket

Bill: 0:1:0 | 3, 14, F1
Butch & Cassidy: 0:1:0 | 15
Deven:
5:6:1 | T1, 11, 14, 18, F1, 21, 24, 27
Jessie: 5:6:1 | 7, 10, T1, 11, 14, 18, F1, 21, 24, 27
Simon the Lumberjack: 0:2:0 | 16, 24

Dead/Captured

Editor: 2:3:2 | 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, T1, 17, F1
James: 0:2:1 | 7, 12
Oak: 0:4:0 | 48, 13, 17, F1
Red Warriora: 43:0:0 | 19, F1
Tree Man: 2:0:0 | 16, 20, F1
Yellow Archera: 0:0:0 | 19, F1

Other

Anarrator: 2:1:0 | 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 13, 17, 18, 19, 20, F1, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27 
Ash: 0:1:0 | 15
Baa'gryl: 1:0:0 | 26
Cranky Bob: 1:1:0 | 10, 12
Da Evolution Mana: 0:1:0 | 20, F1
Dark Doompuff:
2:0:0 | 18, F1
Engineer: 0:0:1 | 11
Garrett:
7:6:2 | 2, 3, 6, 7, T1, 12, 16, 20, F1, 21
Innocent Bystander: 0:0:1 | 11
Josh: 0:0:0 | 22, 25
Misty:
0:1:0 | 15
Pikachu/?????: 1:0:0 | 18, F1
The Popcorn Man:
0:0:0 | 17, F1
Tracey:
1:0:0 | 15
Wood Golems: 1:0:0 | 24


 

Recap: It's the continuation of the war event... Read that if you have no idea...


Battle #31: War Event Battle #9
October 1st, 2000
Player: Garrett the Holy [Record 10:6:2]

IBYSTANDR appeared!
IBYSTANDR allied with you!
Well, are you ready to kick some TR ass?
IBYSTANDR readies POKEBALL!
HOLYGARY readies SWORD!
TRXTRAs appear!
How many, exactly?
SIX of them!
Three each, or six at once?
IBYSTANDR BOPS one TRXTRA over the head with a OVERSIZED MALLET!
TRXTRA fainted!
Right, let's get to it.
TRXTRAs are ENRAGED!
TRXTRAs used ACCUSE!
TRXTRAs accused IBYSTANDER of FOULPLAY!
IBYSTANDR claims to be innocent!
TRXTRAs want proof!
IBYSTANDR refers to the FIRST WORD of his name - INNOCENT BYSTANDER!
TRXTRA supposes IBYSTANDR is right...
TRXTRA says Hey, Waitaminute!
Sorry, don't really feel like waiting that long!
TRXTRA wants to know why it's now TRXTRA, not TRXTRAs!
Because while you've been busy arguing with my friend, I've been knocking them out! You guys are too easy!
IBYSTANDR used HIFIVE!
PLEASE don't bring that band in here!
NARRATOR has no intention!
IBYSTANDR Hi-fived HOLYGARY!
IBYSTANDR's HAND was PARALYZED! It may not attack!
Next time, don't HIFIVE someone with STEEL GAUNTLETS on!
TRXTRA wants to fight!
Alright, let's get him!
HOLYGARY and IBYSTANDR rush at TRXTRA swinging oversized SWORD and MALLET respectively!
TRXTRA sent out RATICA-
RATICATE was CHOPPED in half!
TRXTRA sent out KOFF-
KOFFING was WHACKED out of the ARENA!
TRXTRA took POKEMON from TRXTRAs!
MANY TR POKEMON were sent out!
HALF were SLICED 'n' DICED!
HALF were BOPPED into UNCONSCIOUSNESS!
TRXTRA curses fluently!
HOLYGARY and IBYSTANDR are slowly approaching TRXTRA with EVIL GRINS and are SWINGING their WEAPONS in ANTICIPATION!
Come here, little extra...
TRXTRA has backed into a corner!
Nyahaha...
HOLYGARY swung SWORD!
IBYSTANDR swung MALLET!
TRXTRA ducked!
Forces collided!
MALLET was split in half!
IBYSTANDR starts complaining!
Hey... don't blame me, it's as much your fault as mine...
IBYSTANDR takes no blame!
It is all HOLYGARY's FAULT!
No it's not...
IBYSTANDR is INNOCENT!
But...
Face it, you CAN'T WIN!
Damn...
TRXTRA escaped!
Hey, he can't do that!
TRXTRA ran away during ARGUMENT!
BATTLE's IRONY greatly rose!
But... he was cornered... there was no way out...
HOLYGARY... is right!
But HOLYGARY is now arguing with the NARRATOR!
Face it, you can't win!
Damn... this Narrator is getting more argumentative by the battle...
NARRATOR isn't ARGUMENTATIVE!
NARRATOR stops ARGUMENTS!
Yeah, by pointing out that you're a being that could wipe us off the face of the version with a wave of your hand...
If HOLYGARY keeps ARGUING he'll find out what that feels like!
See, that's what I mean... Eep...
HOLYGARY gets away with it this time!
I hope the entire thing is this easy...
HOLYGARY and IBYSTANDR win!

Recap: Ditto Battle #31

Battle #32: War Event Battle #10 October 1st, 2000
Player: Evoluman [Record: 2:1:0]

CRANKYBOB appeared!
No... it can't be... is that you, Bob?
CRANKYBOB thinks he recognizes you from somewhere...
Don't you remember, we were friends back in Red Version!
CRANKYBOB says Urrh?
What have they done to you?
TRXTRAs appeared!
Six of ya, huh?
TRXTRAs sent out EKANS, KOFFING, RATTATA... Um...
What?
NARRATOR can't think of any more pokemon!
What? Let them think of them! It's their pokemon, after all...
They're EXTRAs! You can't expect them to do ANYTHING on their own!
Too true...
What do you think I should do?
TRXTRAs are getting impatient!
What? You're getting impatient trying to decide what your own pokemon are?
TRXTRAs are confused!
They hurt each other in their confusion!
TRXTRAs will get you for that!
With what? You don't have any pokemon!
CRANKYBOB is getting impatient!
CRANKYBOB sent out JAMES!
JAMES sent out WEEZING!
EKANS and KOFFING attack WEEZING!
RATTATA attacks JAMES!
JAMES screeches in fear!
RATTATA's defence greatly fell!
TRXTRAs sent out ZUBAT, SPEAROW, and MANKEY!
My turn, I guess... Sandslash, Dugtrio, go!
EVOLUMANa sent out SANDSHREW and DIGLETT!
But...
EVOLUMANa didn't evolve them yet!
Oh. Evolve!
ZUBAT and SPEAROW used DROP!
Heh... falling down from fright, I take it?
SANDSHREW and DIGLETT evolved into SANDSLASH and DUGTRIO!
ZUBAT and SPEAROW dropped MANKEY on SANDSLASH!
Err...
They started before it evolved!
SANDSLASH didn't have SPIKES then!
MANKEY is in INCREDIBLE PAIN!
Sandslash, fury swipes. Dugtrio, Rock Slide.
SANDSLASH furiously SWIPES at MANKEY who is stuck on it's SPIKES!
DUGTRIO is building a SLIDE out of ROCKS!
No, not that sort of rock slide...
DUGTRIO finished!
ZUBAT looks interested!
ZUBAT went on the ROCK SLIDE!
ZUBAT kept going!
HOLE appeared at the bottom of the SLIDE!
ZUBAT fell into it!
DUGTRIO filled the HOLE!
Heheheh...
SPEAROW dived!
Sandslash, spike cannon!
SANDSLASH pulled out a LARGE CANNON!
CANNON was covered in spikes!
Yes! Now use it!
SANDSLASH threw the CANNON!
Threw it?
CANNON has no AMMO!
-_-()
CANNON hit SPEAROW!
It's super effective!
But then, a HEAVY CANNON covered in SPIKES impacting at high speed is super effective against almost ANYTHING!
Too true...
EVOLUMAN sounds like he's talking from experience!
Don't ask...
HEAVY CANNON fell!
HEAVY CANNON hit EKANS and RATTATA!
SPEAROW and EKANS and RATTATA fainted!
WEEZING used HEAD SPIN!
WEEZING's lesser head SPUN around and hit KOFFING!
KOFFING don't feel so good!
KOFFING used EXPLOSION!
WEEZING fainted!
JAMES fainted some time ago!
EVOLUMAN and CRANKYBOB win!
 

Battle #33: War Event Battle #11 October 1st, 2000
Player: Garrett the Holy [Record 11:6:2]

This is just getting pathetic, don't you think?
IBYSTANDR agrees!
I mean, Team Rocket has never really been known for competance, but taking six of them out without even sending out a pokemon...
IBYSTANDR reminds you of the one that got away!
Don't remind me.
IBYSTANDR says he was THIS BIG!
Very funny.
IBYSTANDR thinks we're on air!
What? It's started? About time! Where are the agents?
NARRATOR mumbles something about PUNCTUALITY!
Ah well... just tell us when they get here, would you?
NARRATOR feels slightly insulted!
What about?
NARRATOR thinks you're using him!
Don't worry about it. You're just being paranoid.
TRXTRA used STEAL!
TRXTRA stole SWORD!
Hey! I thought I told you...
NARRATOR thinks you're using him again!
Alright, I'm sorry, fine...
TRXTRA stole SWORD!
But...
But HOLYGARY was holding the HANDLE at the time!
TRXTRA's FINGER COUNT greatly fell!
Other TRXTRAs appear!
How many this time?
Eight!
IBYSTANDR sent out RRJIM, KOFFING, WEEZING, DRUNCINBELL, and LUKEa!
Lukea?
Maybe SKYWALKa would be better?
Very funny.
HOLYGARY is not in a LAUGHING MOOD!
Everyone out then...
HOLYGARY sent out RATTADUDE, GEODUDE, PIDGEY, RUSTSWORD, and ALAKAZAM!
TRXTRAs sent out GOLBAT, SPEAROW, BEEDRILL, ARRAGH, JOLTEON, ARBOK, RATICATE, and DROWZEE!
Hmm... more powerful rockets, it would seem... Wait, what's Arragh?
The TRXTRA which tried to grab your SWORD learnt that it's quite painful to grab POKEBALLS when your hand is like that!
Alright, everyone attack!
NARRATOR takes a DEEP BREATH!
RRJIM used EVILCACKLE!
Enemy POKEMON paused momentarily!
KOFFING used POISON GAS!
KOFFING poisoned a TRXTRA named GAZ!
GAZ was the one who cut his hand!
GAZ fainted!
WEEZING used TACKLE!
WEEZING spat a BLOCKANDTACKLE at BEEDRILL!
BEEDRILL became TANGLED!
BEEDRILL can't fly!
DRUNCINBELL used ALCOHOLISM!
JOLTEON and ARBOK became DRUNK!
LUKEa used THE FORCE!
...No effect?
RATTADUDE used COOLNESS!
ARENA was covered in ICE!
GEODUDE used ROCK THROW!
GEODUDE couldn't find a ROCK!
GEODUDE threw BLOCKANDTACKLE at RATICATE!
BEEDRILL was pulled along!
BEEDRILL and RATICATE were tangled in BLOCKANDTACKLE!
B & R slid across the ICE into ARBOK!
ARBOK bit RATICATE in it's DRUNKENESS!
RATICATE was POISONED... with ALCOHOL!
RATICATE became DRUNK!
PIDGEY engaged in AIR COMBAT with SPEAROW!
ALAKAZAM engaged in PSI COMBAT with DROWZEE!
RUSTSWORD engaged in BLADE COMBAT with GOLBAT!
NARRATOR is out of BREATH!
Wow... well done... what's that, thirty line's worth of Narration?
TR's TURN!
GOLBAT used SUPERSONIC!
No effect!
RUSTSWORD landed ATTACK!
GOLBAT lost a WING!
GOLBAT fell to the ground and FAINTED!
SPEAROW is busy fighting PIDGEY!
BEEDRILL used FOCUS ENERGY!
BEEDRILL used CUT!
BEEDRILL is TANGLED no more!
ARBOK, JOLTEON and RATICATE used DRUNKEN BOXING!
DRUNKENPOKEMON were put in CARDBOARD BOXES!
DROWZEE is busy fighting ALAKAZAM!
SIX enemy pokemon left!
And with half of them drunk and trapped inside cardboard boxes...
RUSTSWORD used SLASH!
DRUNKPOKEMON were protected by CARDBOARDBOXES!
What? Oh damn...
IBYSTANDR shouts ORDERS!
KOFFING and WEEZING use DOUBLE TACKLE!
EVOLVE ATTACK flies out of NOWHERE and hits KOFFING and WEEZING!
KOFFING and WEEZING are evolving!
KOFFING and WEEZING melded and evolved into HAKKING!
Wow... cute. Not.
HAKKING used TRIPLE CHARGE!
The THREE DRUNKPOKEMON were CHARGED for introducing ALCOHOL into a G-RATED ANIME SHOW!
But... this is Pokebattles, and it certainly isn't G-ra...
IBYSTANDR used SHUSH!
Too late!
DRUNKPOKEMON got off CHARGES!
DRUNKPOKEMON used DRUNKENDANCE!
It's super disturbing!
DRUNKINBELL is ENTRANCED!
DRUNKINBELL wants to DANCE!
IBYSTANDR returned DRUNKINBELL!
RRJIM used CHAOS BLAST!
CHAOTIC nature of ATTACK caused it to hit HAKKING!
HAKKING is CHAOS'd!
Chaos'd?
HAKKING attacked PIDGEY!
Ah, same as confused...
The attack missed!
HAKKING kept going and crashed... into SPEAROW!
SPEAROW fainted!
PIDGEY won!
What? PIDGEY is evolving!
PIDGEY evolved into CREW-CUT PIDGEOTTO!
PIDGEOTTO groaned!
PIDGEOTTO can't believe the NARRATOR still remembers the HAIRCUT thing from 30 BATTLES BACK!
ALAKAZAM used PSYBEAM!
DROWZEE fainted!
DRUNKPOKEMON are DRUNK no more!
DRUNKPOKEMON are now HUNGOVER!
Even better...
HUNGOVERPOKEMON are REALLY CRANKY!
JOLTEON used THUNDER!
ARBOK used POISONSTING!
RATICATE used HYPERFANG!
ATTACKS hit RRJIM!
RRJIM fainted!
Everyone... attack!
EVERYONE used ATTACK!
JOLTEON, ARBOK, GEODUDE, PIDGEOTTO and RATTADUDE fainted!
HAKKING attacked IBYSTANDR!
Hey, don't...
HAKKING used EXPLOSION!
IBYSTANDR fainted!
HAKKING fainted!
IBYSTANDR was thrown out of the AREA!
IBYSTANDR is OUT of the WAR EVENT!
You... got rid of him... why you...
HOLYGARY used RAGE!
TRXTRAs are in INCREDIBLE PAIN!
TRXTRAs ran away!
HOLYGARY wins!

Recap: Same again.

Battle #34: War Event Battle #12 October 1st, 2000
Player: Evoluman [Record 3:1:0]

TRXTRAs want to fight!
Yeah, yeah, we know. Bring it on...
Err... NARRATOR can't think of any more pokemon again!
For god's sakes! Just give us the same as you gave the other lot!
EVOLUMANa might regret that decision!
Let's see.
TRXTRAs sent out GOLBAT, SPEAROW, BEEDRILL, ARRAGH, JOLTEON, ARBOK, RATICATE, and DROWZEE!
Hmm... Now I'm inclined to agree with you... Wait a minute, What's an Arragh?
Sorry, read battle #33 if you need to know... ARRAGH was renamed MAGNEMITE!
This is gonna need everything we've got... Good thing I got a chance to heal up Pikachu...
EVOLUMANa sent out SANDSLASH, DUGTRIO, and PIKACHU!
CRANKYBOB sent out JAMES, TREE, and SHOTGUN!
JAMES sent out WEEZING and VICTREEBELL!
Go for it!
SANDSLASH used SANDSLASH!
Wha?
SANDSLASH slashed RATICATE with a SWORD composed of SAND!
It's not very effective...
SANDSWORD crumbled into SAND ATTACK!
RATICATE is BLINDED!
JAMES used BRIBE!
DROWZEE joined JAMES!
GOLBAT used FLY!
GOLBAT flew up high!
DUGTRIO used EARTHQUAKE!
All non-flying pokemon were damaged!
SHOTGUN used THREATEN!
SPEAROW ran away!
ARBOK used ACID!
Attack missed!
TREE used RAZOR LEAF!
TREE fashioned LEAVES into DISPOSABLE RAZORS!
BEEDRILL used TWIN NEEDLE!
BEEDRILL threw two NEEDLES at PIKACHU!
PIKACHU used THUNDERBOLT!
NEEDLES were CHARGED!
NEEDLES evolved into MAGNETS!
MAGNETS used MAGNETISM!
MAGNEMITE was pulled in!
VICTREEBELL used BITE!
MAGNEMITE used LEVITATION!
MAGNEMITE can't move!
VICTREEBELL ate MAGNEMITE!
Err... NARRATOR doesn't know who's left to attack!
Don't look at us.
NARRATOR is losing it's TOUCH!
BLACK PORTAL appeared!
Aaah! What's that thing doing there?
DOUBLE Da appeared!
HAC appeared!
HAC appeared!
HA- appeared!
Oh no... Don't tell me Black Version's invading!
TRXTRAs say over their dead bodies!
TRXTRAs allied with you!
DOUBLE Da allied with you!
LUKEa used THE FORCE!
What? Luke? Where are you?
LUKEa is in BATTLE #33!
EVOLUMANa was forced to use a RANDOM attack!
Eh... Hey, what the...
EVOLUMAN used ATTACK x2!
DOUBLE Da jumps out of the way!
Too late!
Glancing Blow!
Other ATTACK flies off into the distance!
a is evolving!
What?
ATTACK was EVOLVE!
a was hit!
Oh.
a evolved into d!
DOUBLE Dd evolved into TRIPLE D!
TRIPLE D is now a THREE DIMENTIONAL CHARACTER!
3D. Very funny.
HAC used GRENADE!
TRIPLE D was sent flying!
TRIPLE D used FIREBLAST!
TWO TRXTRAs fainted!
HA- fainted!
HACs were BURNT!
TRIPLE D was thrown out of the arena!
Alright, all pokemon attack!
151 pokemon appeared!
151 pokemon started attacking each other!
No! I meant all of OUR pokemon attack THEM!
Oh, okay-
Although I wouldn't complain if they all attacked the HACs...
Nice try.
Alright, then, pokeballs go!
EVOLUMAN threw a hell of a lot o' pokeballs!
CRANKYBOB threw a hell of a lot o' pokeballs!
TWO hells of lots o' pokemon were caught!
I'm not sure that's good grammar, but all pokemon go!
HACs are facing a LOT of pokemon!
A LOT of pokemon used ATTACK!
One HAC fainted!
The other HAC has about 3HP left!
Heheheh...
HAC was hurt by the burn!
HAC now has 1HP left!
Alright!
HAC used FULLRESTORE!
Oh no!
CRANKYBOB has SHOTGUN pointed at HAC's face!
HAC stopped using FULLRESTORE!
CRANKYBOB says to DROP the FULLRESTORE!
HAC drops it!
POKEMON attack again!
HAC throws NUKE GRENADE!
Ah! Get down!
POKEMON are vaporized!
CRANKYBOB and EVOLUMAN survive... somehow...
Oh well... so much for that little army...
TRXTRAs were vaporized!
CRANKYBOB and EVOLUMAN win!

Recap: *Yaaawn* Same again.

Battle #35: War Event Battle #13 October 6th, 2000
Player: Evoluman [Record 4:1:0]

HOLYGARY appeared!
You!
HOLYGARY allied with you!
No way!
10 TRXTRAs appeared!
HOLYGARY wants to know if you want to face them all by yourselves!
Grr... Let's go. But you'll pay for stealing my Alakazam...
HOLYGARY notes that it never obeyed you anyway!
Doesn't matter, it's the principal of the thing!
CRANKYBOB wants to fight!
He's right, we should get to it...
HOLYGARY sent out SWORD, PIDGEOTTO, ALAKAZAM!
CRANKYBOB sent out JAMES, TREE, SHOTGUN!
JAMES sent out DROWZEE, VICTREEBELL, WEEZING!
EVOLUMAN sent out PIKACHU, SANDSLASH, DUGTRIO!
TRXTRAs sent out...
Don't tell me you're out of ideas again.
NARRATOR is just working it out!
Tell us when you're ready...
...
Done!
TRXTRAs sent out ARBOK, WEEZING, SCYTHER, PINSIR, ELECTABUZZ, RATICATE, NINETAILS, PRIMAPE, GYRADOS, PERSIAN!
HOLYGARY is slightly SCARED!
HOLYGARY thinks this lot might actually be a CHALLENGE!
HOLYGARY sent out GEODUDE and RATTADUDE!
Alright... Pikachu, take the Gyrados!
GYRADOS is REALLY REALLY BIG!
Pikachu is AFRAID!
JAMES sent VICTREEBELL to help!
JAMES sent DROWZEE to attack PRIMAPE!
JAMES sent WEEZING to attack PINSIR!
HOLYGARY sent GEODUDE to attack PERSIAN!
HOLYGARY sent RATTADUDE to attack RATICATE!
HOLYGARY sent PIDGEOTT... Oh, this is just getting plain BORING!
GET ON WITH THE BATTLE ALREADY!
Ha! Dugtrio, Earthquake! Sandslash, Rolling Tackle!
DUGTRIO used EARTHQUAKE!
The EARTH trembled!
DARK VERSION wasn't affected!
SANDSLASH used ROLLING TACKLE!
SANDSLASH rolled a BLOCKANDTACKLE at SCYTHER!
HOLYGARY points out that that wasn't funny the FIRST TIME and is even LESS SO now!
HOLYGARY has a point!
BLOCKANDTACKLE vanished!
JOKE will be saved until such time as it is deserved!
MEANWHILE, SANDSLASH wasted it's ATTACK!
Idiot!
EVOLUMAN hit HOLYGARY!
It wasn't very effective...
SWORD starts fighting SCYTHER!
SCYTHER is much FASTER!
SWORD is virtually INVINCIBLE!
It's a good matchup!
VICTREEBELL used VINEWHIP!
TREE's VINES were WHIPPED into a frenzy!
TREE used BRANCH TOSS!
BRANCH was TOSSED!
It's... HEADS?
As in heads or tails? How does that work?
No!
Enemy WEEZING's HEADS!
And... NINETAILS's TAILS!
NINETAILS's TAILS were PULLED!
WEEZING was placed under a 1000-YEAR CURSE!
1000-YEAR CURSE fell on WEEZING!
NINETAILS was hit by the FALLEN CURSE!
WEEZING fainted!
NINETAILS is still standing...
VICTREEBELL's attack continues!
VINES were released!
VINES used FRENZYSLASH!
GYRADOS is SEVERELY HURT and TIED DOWN!
PIKACHU used THUNDERBOLT!
GYRADOS fainted!
EIGHT enemy pokemon left!
PIDGEOTTO used FLY!
PIDGEOTTO grabbed PERSIAN and flew up high!
PERSIAN used SLASH!
PIDGEOTTO was forced to let go!
PERSIAN fell... and landed on ALL FOUR FEET!
HOLYGARY curses!
HOLYGARY didn't notice that ALL FOUR FEET landed on NINETAILS with CLAWS OUT!
NINETAILS's TAILS were pulled AGAIN!
ANOTHER 1000-YEAR CURSE fell on PERSIAN and NINETAILS!
NINETAILS fainted!
PERSIAN was trapped!
HOLYGARY cheers in VICTORY!
PRIMAPE punched 1000-YEAR CURSE at WEEZING!
WEEZING fainted!
CRANKYBOB pointed SHOTGUN at PRIMAPE!
PRIMAPE is nothing but a cowardly BULLY!
PRIMAPE fainted in FEAR!
GEODUDE used ROCK THROW!
No rocks!
GEODUDE threw SANDSLASH instead!
ELECTABUZZ used THUNDERSHOCK!
THUNDERS from POKEMON: FIRE STRIKE was SHOCKED!
NARRATOR is pulling up extremely vague FANFIC REFERENCES that HARDLY ANYONE has ever HEARD OF!
It wasn't funny either!
IGNORE THAT!
No effect!
SANDSLASH hit ELECTABUZZ!
It's super SPIKY!
SANDSLASH used SPIKE CANNON
ELECTABUZZ was CANNONED into PINSIR!
ELECTABUZZ fainted!
PINSIR has SPIKES sticking out of it!
5 Enemy POKEMON left!
So... they ran away?
Nice try!
But NO!
SWORD used DANCING BLADES!
SCYTHER's BLADES start moving in a very DISTURBING DANCE!
SCYTHER retaliated with SWORD DANCE!
SWORD joins the DANCE!
SCYTHER was hurt by ALL THREE DANCING BLADES!
SCYTHER has had ENOUGH of fighting SWORD!
SCYTHER went and attacked TREE!
SCYTHER used FOCUS ENERGY!
SCYTHER SpeedUp!
Huh?
Partially-translated Silver Version Narrator!
I repeat: Huh?
DANCING BLADES were Spedup!
TREE was reduced to MULCH!
MULCH landed at base of MULCH!
MULCH gained several LEVELS!
EVERYONE is REALLY, REALLY, REALLY confused!
EVERYONE hurt EVERYONE in their confusion!
SCYTHER fainted!
RATICATE used HYPER FANG!
FANG went HYPER!
HYPER FANG chomped onto DROWZEE!
DROWZEE fainted!
HOLYGARY thinks that was PATHETIC!
ARBOK used BITE!
JAMES remembers what happened LAST TIME he was bitten by an ARBOK in RED VERSION!
JAMES fainted in FEAR!
PINSIR used TAKE DOWN!
CRANKYBOB was TAKEN DOWN!
PINSIR used TAKE UP!
CRANKYBOB was sent FLYING!
CRANKYBOB ran away!
SWORD used SHRAPMETAL!
SCYTHER fainted!
SANDSLASH used PINMISSILE!
SANDSLASH aimed a MISSILE LAUNCHER at PINSIR and ARBOK!
SANDSLASH laughs MANIACALLY!
MISSILE LAUNCHER requires PIN NUMBER!
SANDSLASH CURSES!
SANDSLASH threw the MISSILE LAUNCHER at PINSIR and ARBOK!
ML exploded!
PINSIR and ARBOK fainted!
Only PERSIAN and RATICATE left!
ALAKAZAM finally decided to JOIN the battle!
ALAKAZAM used PSY-SMIC TOSS!
ALAKAZAM tossed EVOLUMAN at RATICATE!
FORCES... uh... SKULLS collide!
RATICATE was BADLY DAMAGED!
EVOLUMAN has a HEADACHE!
Psy... duck?
EVOLUMAN has... AMNESIA?
EVOLUMAN thinks he's a PSYDUCK!
NARRATOR thinks that's AWFULLY CONVENIENT!
EVOLUMAN used PSYDUCK HEADACHE POWERS!
RATICATE's HEADACHE becamed much more POWERFUL!
RATICATE can't TAKE it anymore!
RATICATE fainted itself!
GEODUDE jumped on PERSIAN!
PERSIAN used SCRATCH!
PERSIAN broke a NAIL!
PERSIAN is in SHOCK!
PERSIAN is VAIN!
PERSIAN surrenders!
TRXTRAs run away!
HOLYGARY and EVOLUMAN win again!
 

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