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Battle06:The battle for the badgesPlayer: Brandon Narrator Now that I am a super being that is part pokémon I suppose I should set off on my trainer journey. Brandon is wondering if his wings will stand out among the crowd. You have a good point there weird voice. I know! This trenchcoat will hide my wings. Brock’s gym should be right down the street from my house. Brandon is at Brock’s Gym Wow! How did I warp right over to brock’s gym? ........ Oh well, Uh oh there’s a door. I’ve heard about those new Gym doors before, they always try to pick a fight and fall on you. Well, I’ll make sure that doesn’t happen today. Brandon used Battering Ram! Door fainted! Brock appeared! Brock is angry! Ooh! I know! Next is “Brock wants to fight” Am I right? Ha! I’m a poet, and I don’t know it. Brock is seething in anger! A vein on Brock’s forehead is bulging! Brock has gritted his teeth so much that they are gone! Brock’s eyes are wide open in anger! Oh no! If he actually opens his eyes it’s very bad! The vein on Brock’s forehead has exploded! Oh. Nevermind. Brock is defeated! What? I didn’t even know we were battling. Brock: Congratulations, Here is the boulder badge. Uhm don’t you think you should get some medical attention for your forehead? Brock: Don’t Worry I’m fine. My forehead exploding is no reason to go to the hospital. Ooooook, Well, I’ll be on my way to cerulean city to get my second badge. On the way to cerulean city Brandon meets Ash. I do? Oh I see him. Hey Ash how ya doing? Ash: I’m just fine, My girlfriends not though. She says some freak killed her missingno. Oh? Um errr.. Do tell, Well I must be on my way now, goodbye. Ash: Goodbye. By illumina@graalmail.com Battle07:The sensational but hysterical "runt" of Cerulean CityPlayer: Brandon Narrator Brandon is at the cerulean gym. Wow that warping from place to place thing sure is cool! A lamp crashes through the glass door! Door fainted! What’s going on? Daisy: like, chill out misty, stop being so like destructive. Other 2 sisters: Like yeah. Brandon walks inside the gym! Misty is angry! Very Angry! Misty wants to- Fight? No *Ahem* Misty Wants to Kill!!!! Misty: GET OUT!!! I just found out that missingno is the most powerful pokemon ever to exist! And you killed him!!! Misty used Cascade badge! Cascade Badge was thrown at Brandon! It’s Super effective! Brandon got cascade badge! Brandon is near death! That’s funny, I don’t feel near death. Misty sent out Huge 10 Ft. Tall Impenetrable Mace of Torturous Death! Um, I think I’ll be going now. Huge 10 Ft. Tall Impenetrable Mace of Torturous Death used Death swing! Huge 10 Ft. Tall Impenetrable Mace of Torturous Death missed! I’m outta here! Brandon ran away! Team rocket appeared! Who of team rocket? Everyone! Oh. Every single enemy/rival that you have ever had, even in your dreams appeared! UFO appeared! Borg cube appeared I am in big trouble. Gary’s Charizard used fire spin UFO used CHAOTICVERTIGODEATHRAY Borg Cube used overconfidence Rival1’s Blastoise used hydro pump Rival2’s Venusaur used Vine Whip Rival3’s Charizard used Fire spin Enemy1’s Jolteon used thunder Enemy2’s Vaporeon used hydro pump Enemy3’s Flareon used fire spin Giovanni’s Mewtwo used ULTIMATEPSYCHICPOWERSOFDEATH! Butch’s Raticate used Hyper fang! Cassidy used spiky hair Jessie’s lickitung used tongue wrap James Weezing used smokescreen Meowth used fury swipes 50 Extras from team rocket used gunshot ahhhhh!!! Looks like I’m Blasting off for the very first time! Oh look there’s the vermilion gym. I’m gonna get me a thunder badge. Wahhhhhhhh! Brandon goes Kaboom! By illumina@graalmail.com Battle08:New NarratorPlayer: Brandon Narrator Misty appeared! Nah, I doubt it. What!!!! I said Misty appeared, and you better believe it!!!! Or else!!! *gulp* or else what? or else, I make it only possible to call out prakigam. Oh, that's not so bad plus you will incontrollably belch and fart at the most inappropriate, and inconvenient times, and you will randomly turn into a magikarp when you are on land, but when you are in the ocean you will randomly turn into a charmander. and- Enough! enough already! Misty: I've come to take my revenge on everyone who has crossed me in the last 10 minutes! *Psycho Music!!!* But I crossed you about two days ago. *Psycho Music!!!* Misty: oh, then I'm here to take revenge on you!!! *Psycho Music!!!* Would you stop it with the Psycho Music!!! Remember what I said.... *gulp* sorry. Misty: go SUPER POWERFUL UNIDENTIFIABLE POKEMON OF DEATH! go! Whatever she just said! I think we need a new narrator. What's that?! um, nothing. Misty, what do you mean by unidentifiable? It's clearly a pikachu. SUPER POWERFUL UNIDENTIFIABLE POKEMON OF DEATH was renamed pikachu! nevermind. Pikachu used thunderbolt! On who? That tree. Uh oh. Tree wants to fight! Ha! you can't, Me and misty were already having a pokemon battle. Narrator used Change the rules! Rules have been changed! 3-way battles are now allowed! Rats. Go Me! Go magikarp! Hey wait a minute! I said me! sorry. Go MEowth! Arrgh!!! Go Myownself! Go! Go myownself! not, go myownself. just myownself! I know! Go brandon! Brandon Went! To a convenience store near you! What'd I do that for? Brandon needs food Badly! When did this turn into a gauntlet game? Brandon died! How? Starvation! Who starved? you! What about me? You starved!!! of what? Arrrgghhhh!!! Lack of food! Narrator is mad! You can say that again! This narrator is insane! Arrrrgggghhhh!!!! Narrator exploded! Hey! since when has there been a second narrator?! Since I got promoted. What! By illumina@graalmail.com Battle09:Misty's RevengePlayer: Brandon/New Narrator Narrator New Narrator used competitive Job rivalry! It's super effective! Old narrator fainted! Charmander appeared! Charmander used fire! Old narrator was fired! New narrator used Declare! The battle was declared over! Whoa, Wait a minute This battle's not over! Misty didn't get her revenge! The battle has been restarted! You really think you can beat a narrator! Misty is unaffected! Misty used Summon! Hmmm... What should I make her summon? What will sound good? I know! Misty summoned a boss! Boss used fire! New Narrator was fired! What! I meant for that to backfire! Boss used Hire! Alright!!! Boss hired Old narrator! Darn. Misty used Master Ball! Yahh! I'm outta here! Brandon ran! Masterball followed! Brandon ran further! Masterball followed! Brandon flew plane to china! Masterball followed! Brandon flew a rocket to the moon! Masterball followed! *pant* *pant* Fine, I give up! Misty caught Brandon, Again! Misty: Mwahahahahaaa! Misty used gameshark! Brandon lost all gameshark benefits! Misty set Brandon Free! Bye Bye Brandon! Misty, You’re insane! I’m outta here! Brandon ran away! Misty: Ha! Without his Gameshark powers he’s a very bad trainer! I heard his only pokémon are pikachu and rattata!. Misty: Here’s your money narrator. Thanks for setting him up. 3000¥ dissapeared from misty’s hand! Anytime. Battle10:The murdorous Pidgeot of tortorous Death!Player: Brandon Narrator Finally I’m at the vermilion Gym. Brandon is back in viridian city! What?! No!! Pidgeot appeared! Brandon used masterball! Brandon caught pidgeot! Brandon used HM02! Pidgeot learned fly! Ha! I outsmarted the narrator! On the contrary I warped you to viridian city so that I could put in a few extra lines. Cheapo. I’ll choose to ignore that remark. Brandon flew to Vermilion city! I should go catch a more powerful pokémon to fight Lt. Surge. Mewtwo appeared! Alright! The narrator must be in a good mood! Brandon used masterball! Awww. Mewtwo only appeared to be caught! Or setting me up for a put down. *Sigh* Go pidgeot. Go pidgeot! Don’t want to make Mewtwo faint so I’d better start with something light. Pidgeot! Lightly tap his head with your beak! It’s super effective! Mewtwo Died! It’s a one hit K.O.! (Killed opponent) Rats. I didn’t want to kill him, and I thought K.O meant knock out!! Pidgeot gained 300000 exp. Pts. Wow. Brandon received Death Stone! Death Stone?????? Look at your pokedex. Ok…. Pokedex: The Death Stone may be used to evolve pokémon into different pokémon based on their personalities once they have received 100000 exp. Pts. Brandon used death stone! Brandon Died! That Brandon Died routine is getting pretty old, don’t ya think? Narrator used edit! Narrator edited the battle! Brandon used Death stone! What! Pidgeot is evolving! Pidgeot evolved into Murderous Pidgeot of Torturous Death! What does that pokémon do? Pokedex: This ravenous pokémon is known for murderously devouring their trainers when they are least expecting it. They also hate pokedexes and will utterly annihilate anyone who has a pokedex Just my luck. By illumina@graalmail.com |