The Zerg, who started their conquest in Battle 14, continue their attempt. If you wanna know how it turns out, read it yourself.
Date: March 13, 2001
Location: Outskirts of the Zerg Colony
Player: Generic Hero [No Record]
HA! I shall walk in there, defeat the Zerg, and save the day!
WHO are YOU?
I am the Generic Hero! This site needed one!
... Great.
ULTRALISK appeared!
Aha! So, you Zerg Scum, do you have any last words?
ULTRALISK roars!
I... guess that counts as a word, now FACE MY HEROIC WRATH!
ULTRALISK wants to fight!
HA! I SHALL SMITE THEE!
TATEWAKI KUNO sues you for GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT!
.... Oh. The Old English is taken? Hmm... Well, PREPARE TO BE DEFEATED!
ULTRALISK sent out ULTRALISK!
Go, Dorky Sidekick!
Go, DORKY SIDEKICK!
All right, Dorky Sidekick, use your Wussy Punch!
DORKY SIDEKICK used WUSSY PUNCH!
No effect!
Enemy ULTRALISK used TACKLE!
DORKY SIDEKICK was TACKLED...
Well, that's self-explanatory.
...by the SEATTLE SEAHAWKS!
Whaaaa?
DORKY SIDEKICK fainted!
That was... Cruel.
GENERIC HERO needs to learn the basic rules of the POKE BATTLES!
1. DOOMPUFF spin-offs SUCK!
2. 80% of these things are RIP-OFFS!
3.CRUELTY is ADVISED!
4. VIRIDIAN VERSION will never reach the TOP TEN!
5. CRIMSONKING thinks that your battles SUCK!
.. Oookay. Well.... Obligatory Ditzy Girl Sidekick, you're next!
Get'm, OBLIGATORY DITZY GIRL SIDEKICK!
Ditzy.... Whatever, use your Bad Dialogue attack!
DITZY SIDEKICK used BAD DIALOGUE!
Critical hit!
Enemy ULTRALISK used SCRATCH!
DITZY SIDEKCK fainted!
CURSES!
GENERIC HERO is beginning to sould like a GENERIC VILLAIN!
I-I do not! I'll finish this cad by myself!
The enemy is kicking your butt! Go, GENERIC HERO!
Now, I use my famous "Super-Duper-Heroic-Energy Blast"!
GENERIC HERO used SUPER-DUPER-HEROIC-ENERGY BLAST!
S-D-H-E BLAST bounced off enemy ULTRALISK!
Uh oh.
S-D-H-E BLAST hit GENERIC HERO!
GENERIC HERO is blasting off again!
Player: Kerrigan [1-0-0]
This isn't working. The one named Joe Blow has been fainted for about a week, and I have nobody to interrogate....
GENERIC HERO landed in front of KERRIGAN!
Oh.... A hostage.... Good.
GENERIC HERO: .....Eeep.
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Battles 21-25
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Battles 31-35
Date: March 20th, 2001
Location: Deep Space in the Starcraft Universe
Player: The Overmind [No Record]
HA HA HA. THIS VIRIDIAN WORLD WILL BE TAKEN SOON.
HOW DARE YOU use CAPS more than I, the NARRATOR?
I AM ABOVE YOU, NARRATOR, FOR I AM THE OVERMIND, THE TRUE LEADER OF THE ZERG.
...Hmmf.
CLIVE now fully supports the VIRIDIAN VERSION CAST... until this SAGA is OVER!
OH. SO, YOU WILL BE TRYING TO INCONVENIENCE ME?
NO! OVERMIND is already as INCONVENIENCED as it can GET!!
WHAT YOU SAY?
... CLIVE gave up on ALL YOUR BASE jokes a LONG time ago! Don't START!
...OKAY. NOW, ANYWAY, WE MUST GET READY FOR THE FULL-SCALE WAR.
WHAT? But... How.... Ergh....
I ASSUME YOU ARE WONDERING OF HOW I SHALL GET HERE. I'M GOING TO USE THE PORTAL THAT THE FIRST BATCH OF ZERGS USED.MY ENTIRE ARMY SHALL FOLLOW.
...EEEP!
TERRANS appeared!
WHAT? HOW DID THEY JUST APPEAR OUT OF THIN AIR?
THAT happens all the TIME!
GET USED TO IT!
TERRANS want to fight!
Then... Wait, caps lock's not on.... There. Hey! What is going on?
Only the NARRATOR may use a LUDICROUS AMOUNT of CAPS!
Injustice. Well, I shall kill these annoying Terrans!
TERRANS are ANNOYING!
TERRANS are the LITTLE SISTERS of the GALAXY!
.... What?
TERRANS still want to fight!
Well, I don't feel like wasting my army on those weaklings!
TERRANS sent out TERRANS!
I said that I didn't want to fight...
TERRANS fired every weapon they HAD at OVERMIND'S ARMY!
It's not very effective...
What a joke... I think that killed about three Zerglings.
How many Terrans are fighting me right now, anyway?
Uh... SEVEN!
CLIVE is having a HARD TIME finding people to fight the ZERG!
That is because we are the Zerg! WE ARE IMMORTAL!
GIVE ME a BREAK!
YOU ARE AN OVERBEARING PEICE OF ANNOYING FILLER MATERIAL until DOOMFRUIT returns!
THE EVIL PESTICIDE LAIDEN GRAPEFRUIT of DOOM is the ARCH-VILLAIN! So SHUT UP!
Doomfruit, you say? Sounds strong.... We shall assimilate it when we reach the Viridian Version.
WHO are YOU, the BORG?
WE ARE SUPERIOR TO THE BORG!
YEAH, RIGHT! The ZERG are simply the BORG with really cool MONSTERS and KERRIGAN!
...That's what makes us superior.... ENOUGH! I shall end this tepid "Battle"-
VIRIDIAN VERSION has now become the NETWORK SITE that has said the word "Tepid" the MOST TIMES!
Yay. Now, my minions, destroy those Terrans!
ARMY used DESTROY!
TERRANS were DESTROYED!
Attack Continues!
FOREST VERSION was DESTROYED!
Attack Continues! VIRIDIAN'S credability was DESTROYED!
The Viridian Version has no credability.
Look, I'll give you a win and end this battle if you shut up until the VIRIDIAN WAR EVENT, okay?
You have a deal.
BATTLE ENDED!
Date: March 22, 2001
Location: Remote Area near Goldenrod
Player: Azusa Shiratori [No Record]
AZUSA? Not another RANMA 1/2 character!
Uh, yeah, but I'm much cuter, and this Version needed a-
ANNOYING DITZ?
Yeah! ^_^
I hate when they start sentences with "This Version needed a ___"....
Well, anyway, what're YOU doing HERE?
Well, I'm searching for something cute!
CLIVE can see that THIS is going to be a fun BATTLE!
Yeah, 'cause it stars widdle Azusa!
AZUSA apparently has no idea what SARCASM is!
ZERGLING appeared!
AAAH! That's soooo uncute!
What is it with RANMA 1/2 CHARACTERS and the word UNCUTE?
ZERGLING wants to fight!
Okay, you ugly bug thingie! Marianne, go!
Go, MARIANNE!
Now, my trusty mallet, use your thwap attack!
MARIANNE used THWAP!
MARIANNE just THWAPPED ZERGLING!
ZERGLING was THWAPPED!
... Er, what is "Thwap"?
The sound of a mallet hitting something!
Oh!
Critical hit!
ZERGLING used BURROW!
ZERGLING ran into a RHINOCEROUS BURROW!
.... Wait... There's no such thing as a Rhino Burrow!
Yeah... uh.... but it RHYMES! That's CUTE!
Yeah! Right you are!
RHINO emerged from it's BURROW!
ZERGLING is hiding behind RHINO!
This... is kinda..... weird...
Well, what do you expect? This is-
The Viridian Version, everything is weird. Can't you come up with new lines?
WHY MUST EVERYONE INSULT THIS DIALOGUE?
THIS IS THE BEST THAT ZARBON GUY CAN DO!
Well.... Fine.
ZERGLING used- Aw hell, this isn't working. Let's try something else.
BATTLE was re-started!
I can still see the text from where we left off n' stuff!
Quiet, SHIRATORI.
But if I'm quiet, there'll be no battle!
AZUSA has a POINT!
AZUSA has a POINT on the top of her head!
AZUSA's head is POINTY!
IS NOT!
IS SO!
...Wait.... has there even been a battle?
....No.....
INSANE GUY appeared!
INSANE GUY wants to fight!
Okay! Go, Marianne
Go, MARIANNE!
Enemy INSANE GUY used INSANITY!
The VIRIDIAN VERSION relies on INSANITY!
Marianne, use your Mega-Thwap attack!
MARIANNE used MEGA-THWAP!
Enemy INSANE GUY was THWAPPED.... MEGA-LY!
Huh? Wha?
Enemy INSANE GUY used RAGE!
Enemy INSANE GUY was ENRAGED!
Enemy INSANE GUY is ANGRY at AZUSA!
Why meeee? Why does him pick on widdle Azusa-chan?
...BECAUSE you're FIGHTING HIM!
Oh, yeah! ^_^
Marianne, thwap him again!
No PP left for that attack!
Then.... uh... use your whap attack!
Isn't THAT the same THING?
Yeah, except there's no 't'.
Remove 't'. For great WHAP!
......AAAAAAAAAAARGH! I THOUGHT I HAD BROKE THE HABIT!
INSANE GUY fainted!
AZUSA won!
CLIVE needs THERAPY!
Date: March 29, 2001
Location: Azalea Town
Player: Zarbon [2-0-1]
Okay.... So, who's here to join me in my fight against the Zerg?
Y2K BUG appeared!
KUNO appeared!
SEIFER appeared!
INSANE GUY appeared!
AZUSA SHIRATORI appeared!
LARRY appeared!
COOLTRAINER MYRON appeared, followed by a lot of DOGS!
MYRON: HELP ME!
.... Fine...
ZARBON used VERY LARGE KI BLAST!
DOGS were KI-BLASTED!
DOGS fainted!
I'm stuck with glorified extras, Kuno, Larry, and Shiratori...
HEY! Everyone else is either EVIL, DEAD, or CAPTURED!
Larry's evil...
LARRY: I'll help you with this one... But after that, we're enemies.
Okay. Now, as we all know, the Zerg are attempting to take over this world.
INSANE GUY: I didn't know that!
MYRON: News to me.
Well, now you do. Anyway, we've gotta fight back.
Y2K BUG: Yeah, but why THIS version? Why not Ice or Lithium?
INSANE GUY: Maybe they admire us, so they decided that a place of this stature would be perfect to start at!
I see why your name is "Insane Guy".
Okay, well, we need to come up with a way to stop them...
MYRON: Well, you can count on my seemlingly limitless amount of Pokemon.
..Which are all grossly incompetent.
MYRON: Better than nothing. Maybe my combined forces could kill three Zerglings or something.
Y2K BUG: I have a bunch of Pokemon too....
At THIS RATE, we'll get a incredibly low BQ SCORE!
What are you gonna do about it?
THE ZERG are STARTING their open war on the VIRIDIAN VERSION!
Awww......
VIRIDIAN CHARACTERS PRESENT allied with ZARBON!
Right! Then, let's lie around and wait for the War Event!
ULTRALISK ARMY appeared!
ULTRALISK ARMY wants to fight!
Ally AZUSA sent out MARIANNE!
Ally Y2K BUG sent out GLITCH!
Ally MYRON sent out QUILAVA!
Ally LARRY sent out PIDGEY --- err, nevermind.
Remembered that plot hole, hmmm?
Quiet.
Ally LARRY sent out RATICATE!
Ally SEIFER sent out SEIFER!
Ally KUNO sent out KUNO!
Ally INSANE GUY sent out INSANE GUY!
Okay... Go, Foot Soldier!
Get'm FOOT SOLDIER!
... No, really, get 'em. I need a break.
Enemy ULTRALISK ARMY sent out ULTRALISK!
MARIANNE used WHAP!
KUNO used SLASH!
SEIFER used BLIZARA!
RATICATE used TACKLE!
INSANE GUY used RANDOM SENTENCE!
AZUSA used DROPKICK!
QUILAVA used FLAMETHROWER!
GLITCH used GLITCH!
That should finish it....
Enemy ULTRALISK was WHAPPED!
Enemy ULTRALISK fainted!
Enemy ULTRALISK ARMY sent out ULTRALISK!
Enemy ULTRALISK was SLASHED!
Enemy ULTRALISK fainted!
Enemy ULTRALISK ARMY sent out ULTRALISK!
Enemy ULTRALISK was FROZEN, then TACKLED by the GREEN BAY PACKERS!
Enemy ULTRALISK fainted!
Enemy ULTRALISK ARMY sent out ULTRALISK!
INSANE GUY: The rain in Spain falls mainly in Lake Champlaigne.
..... No effect!
Enemy ULTRALISK was DROPKICKED.... out of the ARENA!
Enemy ULTRALISK ARMY sent out EVERY ULTRALISKS remaining!
Enemies EVERY ULTRALISKS REMAINING were all melted, besides one!
YES! VICTORY IS OURS!
GLITCH used GLITCH!
BATTLE was GLITCHED!
All previous attacks never happened!
ULTRALISK ARMY is at FULL FORCE once more!
....WHAT?
ZARBON utters CUSSES heard only in LITHIUM VERSION!
ULTRALISK ARMY was SHOCKED and APPALLED!
ULTRALISK ARMY fainted!
Okay.... NOW VICTORY IS OURS! ON TO GOLDENROD!
VIRIDIAN ARMY marched into the SUNSET!
VIRIDIAN ARMY were BURNED!
Just when I thought we had a chance of winning, Clive gets cruel again....
Date: April 4th, 2001
Location: The Evil Scary-Looking Garden of Doom
Player: The Evil Pesticide-Laiden Grapefruit of Doom [2-0-0]
HAHAHAHA! Now I shall destroy this version!
The ZERG are already in the PROCESS of doing THAT!
The Zerg? What are they, overblown egotistical filler crap?
DOOMFRUIT is very PERCEPTIVE!
DOOMFRUIT's PERCEPTION greatly rose!
Amazing. Now, anyway, I have created this garden, and I'm plantin seeds here. The seeds will hatch into Evil Demi-Pesticide-Lauden Drones of Doomfruit.
That's a bit LONG, isn't it?
Yeah, call them Doomseeds or Evilseeds or-
TUROK 2: SEEDS OF EVIL! Out for years on your N64!
Er, nevermind, go with Doomseeds.
EVILSEEDS were re-named DOOMSEEDS!
Good, good. Now I shall reveal my plan to... Where is everyone, anyway?
VIRIDIAN HEROES are trapped in the not-yet-finished WAR EVENT!
ARRRGH! Isn't there anyone I can reveal my evil plan to?
Uh.... well.... CLIVE makes up new EXTRA!
EXTRA was re-named JIM!
Okay, Jim. You see, I want to destroy the Viridian Version, and to do so, I am creating a new race of mutated evil grapefruits. Do you understand?
JIM nods slowly!
Okay, okay, good.
JIM wants to fight!
JIM says that he'll never let you get away with it!
Oh, and how do you plan to stop me?
JIM says he is relying on PLUCKY HERO'S luck and dreams of being a worldwide ICON, getting many GIRLS!
Well, annoying dork, your little plan will fail! FOR I SHALL KILL YOU!
JIM sent out JIM!
DOOMFRUIT sent out DOOMFRUIT!
MWAHAHAHA! CITRIC ACID ATTACK!
DOOMFRUIT used CITRIC ACID ATTACK!
CITRIC ACID ATTACKed JIM!
JIM drank CITRIC ACID!
What? Shouldn't he be dead?
This is the REAL-LIFE CITRIC ACID!
Oh... damn it.
CITRIC ACID was really SOUR!
JIM is in shock!
Now, my Pesticide Bite!
DOOMFRUIT used PESTICIDE BITE!
PESTICIDE was BITTEN by JIM!
JIM is feeling SICK!
JIM: I'm starting to re-think this "Plucky Hero" thing...
TOO LATE! NOW YOU WILL FACE MORE OF MY WRATH, EVENTUALLY DYING!
JIM: Nah, Viridian Version characters never die. They just get written out and make cameo appearances every now again!
JIM has a POINT... on his SWORD!
WHEN THE HECK DID HE GET A SWORD?
Since CLIVE had to think up a way to keep this battle going!
CLIVE is a very resourceful NARRATOR!
Uh... yes. You're great, Clive. Now that I've sucked up, can I just kill this guy?
GO for IT!
Okay...
DOOMFRUIT went for IT!
IT was a drink.... PEPSI!
Oh no...
PEPSI: It rocks! Because it has BRITNEY SPEARS!
Uh.... Okay.... Pepsi... yeah.... NOW I WILL KILL JIM!
DOOMFRUIT used CITRIC ACID!
CITRIC ACID ate away at JIM's SWORD!
JIM: No fair!
It is FAIR! Because DOOMFRUIT has the PEPSI ADVANTAGE!
Leave me out of your sick advertisement campaign.
DOOMFRUIT is throwing away the BEST CHANCE it had for VICTORY!
Oh, come on, I'm the Arch-Villain, he's an extra, you're actually thinking of having him win?
Only if DOOMFRUIT refuses to advertise for PEPSI!
Fine, fine.... Hi, I'm the Evil Pesticide-Laiden Grapefruit of Doom, and before I destroy your insignificant Version, I'll have a nice, refresing Pepsi.
DOOMFRUIT used ADVERTISE!
JIM suddenly had a craving for PEPSI!
JIM ran away!
DOOMFRUIT won!
I feel so... dirty. Uh... no matter.... FOR AFTER THE WAR EVENT, I SHALL RULE THE VERSION!
CLIVE thought DOOMFRUIT wanted to DESTROY the VIRIDIAN VERSION!
Shut up....