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9/12/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 16: Random Filler Battle 1

Player:
Sir_Chargon
[6-6-0] Last Battle: Apparent Win vs. Digiman

SIR_CHARGON is on INTERNET!
Go... Waitaminute, IíM Narrating now...
SIR_CHARGON is CORRECT!
So this Battle has no relevance.
Guess not.
FREELANE fainted!

Dammit! Oh well. Back to the main point. No Narrator, no relevance in this battle.
SIR_CHARGON is CORRECT
So Iíll create a Narrator to make this battle relevant.
SIR_CHARGON used HIRE!
NEWRATOR appeared!

Youíre the new Narrator.
NEWRATOR says OKAY!
There...
NEWRATOR asks a QUESTION!
What?
Is it Want to fight or Want to battle?
Fight.
NEWRATOR asks a QUESTION!
What...
I forgot...
FIGHT!
NEWRATOR asks a QUE--
FIGHT! FIGHT! ITíS WANT TO FIGHT! GET IT THROUGH--
NEWRATOR wants to know if he can use the BATHROOM!
--oh. ...No.
NEWRATOR needs to use the BATHROOM!
NO!
NEWRATOR is doing the DANCE!
Never say that again... That was just plain creepy.
NEWRATOR really needs to use the BATHROOM!
Then who will do the Narrating?
NEWRATOR went to BATHROOM!
Argh.
NEWRATOR came BACK!
BAD NARRATOR!
NEWRATOR doesnít care!
NEWRATOR feels RELIEVED!

*sigh* This is gonna be bad, I can tell.
NEWRATOR won!

...

9/13/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 17: New Army

Player:
Evil Icecream
[3-1-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Kitty
EVIL ICECREAM is in DREYERís ICECREAM TUB!
Yes, so what?
EVIL ICECREAM is FREEZING!
...
EVIL ICECREAM is FROZEN!
I AM NOT FROZEN... Well, I am FROZEN, but not NEWLY FRO... BAAAAAAAAHH!
NEWRATOR laughs!
NEWRATOR thinks EVIL ICECREAM is FUNNY!

...BAH! Just get me my army.
NEWRATOR used GET!
FUHRER FLATSKI appeared!
CLOUD appeared!
VEGETABLE appeared!

I meant ICECREAM ARMY!! And whyís a VEGETABLE here?
Oh well.
LEENK appeared!
Thereís your army.

BAAAAAAAH!! Armies do NOT consist of FOUR! They consist of MANY! Like the Salesman army!
SALESMAN are PLENTIFUL and PRE-TRAINED!
It takes a WHILE to get a big group of ICECREAM gathered and trained!

So you bring in a flat Russian, a spikey-haired schizophrenic, a piece of broccoli, and... SOMETHING to become my new army?
YES!
I hate you.
ARMY is COLD!
SO WHAT!
ARMY wants to get WARM!
SO WHAT!
ARMY wants to LEAVE!
THEN LEAVE, FOR ALL I CARE!
ARMY does so!
VEGETABLE remains!

Iíd figure.
VEGETABLE is ANGRY!
...Bah?
VEGETABLE wants to fight!
This will be simple.
EVIL ICECREAM used POKE!
VEGETABLE was IMPALED on SHARP STICK!

Now just toss it away.
VEGETABLE is STUCK on STICK!
...
VEGETABLE canít move!
SHARP STICK was renamed KEBAB STICK!

BAAAH! Just toss the stick itself then!
EVIL ICECREAM threw away KEBAB STICK!
Now get a new one.
EVIL ICECREAM is OUT of SHARP STICKS!
AAH! NO!
EVIL ICECREAM fainted!
VEGETABLE won!

9/14/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 18: Battle for the Sandwich

Player:
Evil Icecream
[3-2-0] Last Battle: Loss vs.
Vegetable
GIANT TUB of DREYERíS ICECREAM crash-landed in DEBís KITCHEN!

Ow... Kitchen?
PIECES of CEILING are LITTERED on FLOOR!
...Oh. Well, itís a kitchen, it has to have a refridgerator, right?
Duh.
And where thereís a fridge, there a FREEZER!
EVIL ICECREAM entered DEBís FREEZER!
Ah... Many frozen foods here. COME TO LIFE, MY NEW MINIONS!
All of DEBís FROZEN FOOD came to LIFE!
HA HA HA!! Soon, I shall defeat that annoying Kitty and her Macaroni army...
SANDWICH appeared!
What do you want?
SANDWICH wants to hide!
...
No, really, itís hide, not fight.
Ohhh. Well TOO BAD! Iím not gonna let you hide with me, you non-frozen food!
SANDWICH feels DISCRIMINATED AGAINST!
Good for you.
KITTY appeared!
THAT THING AGAIN!!
SANDWICH is SCARED!
...Huh?
SANDWICH allied with EVIL ICECREAM!
NO! I SAID NO, YOU NON-FROZEN NON-EVIL GROUPING OF WHEAT, CANNED FISH, AND OTHER SUCH MATERIALS MADE INTO A DELECTABLE FOOD ITEM!
NEWRATOR feels HUNGRY all of a sudden...
KITTY: NO!
NEWRATOR ate SANDWICH!

...
KITTY: BAAAAAHH!
SANDWICH fainted!
KITTY: YOU STUPID NARRATOR!!

I can feel a one-sided Battle about to go on here...
KITTY was struck by LIGHTNING!
Answers have been made.
KITTY used KITTY SMACK!
KITTY SMACKed into EVIL ICECREAM!

HEY!! How DARE you attack the Emperor of Icecream... The Ruler of Frozen Dairy... ME!! DIE!!
EVIL ICECREAM used DIE!
NEWRATOR died!

...He narrated his own death?
NARRATOR 8 took control of BATTLE!
Where was 7?
NARRATOR 7 was NEWRATOR!
...Oh. Oh well. KITTY, YOU SHALL DIE AT MY HAND!
EVIL ICECREAM used MEGABAP!
KITTY was BAPped really HARD!
KITTY used SLICE!

EVIL ICECREAM is unaffected!
Hah!
EVIL ICECREAM used TERABAP!
KITTY was BAPped even HARDER!
KITTY was sent FLYING over HORIZON... If that WALL hadnít STOPPED her!

...Ouch.
KITTY fainted!
EVIL ICECREAM won!

9/15/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 19: Return

Player:
Cid 
[17-10-2] Last Battle: Win vs. Sir_Chargon
CID is in TURQUOISE VERSION!
NARRATOR! NARRATOR! FINALLY! GET ME OUT OF HEEEEEERE!
...
...Now.
LANDON doesnít want CID to LEAVE!
TENCHI did something for once and AGREES!

Too bad! Go away!
LANDON and TENCHI latched onto CIDís LEGS!
AWAY WITH YOU! GOAWAGOAWAGOAWAY!!
CID used KICK!
Critical hit!
Critical hit!
LANDON is ANGRY!

Good for you! Leave me alone!
LANDON wants to fight!
*sigh* Fine. Go, MagnaAngemon!
Go! MAGNAANGEMON!
LANDON sent out PSYDUCK!

...
CID raised EYEBROW!
PSYDUCK gave MAGNAANGEMON a BLANK STARE!
LANDON: Keep going Psyduck! Give that big angel thing the Sleepy Eyes of Death!

...Youíre just plain weird. MagnaAngemon, Gate of Destiny.
MAGNAANGEMON used GATE OF DESTINY!
MAGNAANGEMON showed LANDON his 'FUTURE'!

LANDON: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Huh?
PSYDUCK gave GATE OF DESTINY a BLANK STARE!
Did my Zombie affect that Psyduck at ALL?
No.
Thought not.
LANDON ran away in FEAR!
PSYDUCK gave GATE OF DESTINY a BLANK STARE!
TENCHI just STOOD THERE! Ooh, I rhyme!

Uh...
Er... Sorry.
Whatís that thing show anyway?
MAGNAANGEMON showed CID LANDONís 'FUTURE'!
...Oh dear GOD! Thatís... thatís... thatís just plain EVIL!!
MAGNAANGEMON smiles!
Okay then... Narrator, Can you TAKE ME HOME
NOW!?

...No.
WHY NOT!?
Because you havenít won yet.
NARRATOR 8 smiles EVILLY!

Then SAY I WON AND ALL WILL BE WELL!
NARRATOR 8 doesnít WANT TO!
Fine. Iíll just apply for Celebrity Derthmatch then and go back home that way.
CRAP!
CID applied for CELEBRITY DERTHMATCH!
CID and MAGNAANGEMON were taken back to SHADOW G/S!

I BEAT THE NARRATION! HAH!
Errrgh... FINE!
CID won!

9/16/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 20: Celebrity Derthmatch, Episode 3

Player:
Jon Steveson 
[no record.]
Hello and welcome to CELEBRITY DERTHMATCH! Iím Jon Steveson.
SIR_CHARGON: And Iím Sir_Chargon.
NARRATOR 8 is also PRESENT!

Err... Yes. Well, this match is going to be quite the thriller.
SIR_CHARGON: Thatís right, Jon. Todayís match is interversional: Cid Keiu of Shadow Version vs... Uh... Jon, do you have the, uh... thing?
I thought I gave it to you.
SIR_CHARGON: DAMMIT!! Oh well... Just bring in the contenders.
CID appeared!
TORG appeared!

Hey-hey!
SIR_CHARGON: Oooh, nifty! This should be quite good. Shadow Version against Sluggy Freelance?
I agree.
MILLINGTON STREET appeared!
MS: Okay, I want a good clean fight. Now, letís get it on!

Player: Torg  [1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Reakk
Why am I here again?
CID used BANDANNA!
CID copied off RYOGA and threw his BANDANNA at TORG!
Critical hit!

OW! You little freak! Take THIS!
TORG used BOARD SLAM!
TORG bashed CID over the HEAD with a TWO-BY-FOUR several hundred times!
CID is too THICK-HEADED for the attack to be of much effect!

Oh GREAT!
CID used LEADBALL!
Leadball? Whatís that?
TORG was hit in the HEAD with a POKťBALL filled with LEAD!
Guess I know... Ergh... RIFF! Go kill that little kid!
RIFF jumped in and started firing his LASER CANNON at CID!
JS: HEY! Is tag-teaming allowed in this match? Hell, are LASER CANNONS even allowed in this match!?
MS: Iíll allow it!
CROWD cheers!

Heh.
SMOKE clears!
CID stands UNAFFECTED!
RENG, however, hasnít been blessed with suck good LUCK!
RIFF, TORG, and CID are STANDING in MIDAIR!

Hey, this is like one of those cartoons.
TORG hit the GROUND!
...Huh?
LAW OF CARTOON GRAVITY DEFIANCE #1592: If you realize youíre floating, youíll fall.
Oh.
SIR_CHARGON: HEY! This isnít a cartoon. Sluggy is, I admit that, but Shadow Version is ANIME! A-NI-ME!
JS: I agree. Such laws like 1592 shouldnít be here!
MS: Iíll allow it!
CROWD cheers!
SIR_CHARGON: We need to get a new referee.

Oh well... KIKI! Go annoy that kid.
KIKI appeared and poings around CID!
KIKI: HiwhachadoincanIplayOOOOOH! Whatís this do?
MS, JS and SIR_CHARGON: DONíT TOUCH THAT BUTTON!!
KIKI pressed SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON!
ARENA blew up!
SIR_CHARGON: I TOLD you not to put a selfdestruct button on the stadium, but NOOOOO...
JS: Hey, it looked cool.
CROWD died!
JS fainted!
MS fainted!

Wazzah?
TORG fainted!
RIFF fainted!
CID fainted!
SIR_CHARGON fainted!
KIKI won, apparently!


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