02 Warrior Battles 31-35

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Welcome to the Shadow Version 02 Warrior Battles Archives! When a 02 Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after.

- BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 -
- BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 -

- ORIGINAL BATTLES -- 02 BATTLES -

- BATTLE 31 -- BATTLE 32 -- BATTLE 33 -- BATTLE 34 -- BATTLE 35 -


	9/27/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 31: The Battle Continues Player: Salesman Army [2-2-2] Last Battle: Loss vs. Fuzzy HELLO SIR! HELLO SIR! HELLO SIR! SALESMAN ARMY used HELLO SIR! It’s super effective! A few MACARONI SOLDIERS fainted in AGONY! FUWAHAHAHAHAHA! MACARONI ARMY used CHARGE! SALESMAN ARMY’s PRICES greatly rose! FUWAHAHAHAHAHA! ATTACK SIR! SALESMAN ARMY used MULTIPLE BRIEFCASE FWAP! A couple MACARONI SOLDIERS were flattened into TINY SMUDGES! MACARONI ARMY used DANCE! BRITNEY SPEARS music starts up! AAAAAHH!! MACARONI ARMY screams in HORROR! NARRATOR 9 screams in HORROR: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! DESTROY IT SIR!! NARRATOR 9 destroyed BRITNEY SPEARS! YAY SIR! MACARONI ARMY cheers! BATTLE resumed! GO SIR! SALESMAN ARMY sent out GIGANTIC ROBO-SALESMAN MARK XVIII! ... MACARONI ARMY used BLINK! UH... ATTACK SIR? GRSXVIII used SQUISH! GRSXVIII was SQUISHed! GRSXVIII fainted! DAMMIT SIR! MACARONI ARMY sent out GIGANTIC ROBORONI! GO! SALESMAN ARMY sent out GIGANTIC SALESMAN MECHA! BATTLE within BATTLE ensued between GR and GSM! EVIL ICECREAM appeared! HUH? EVIL ICECREAM: You shall DIE, Macaroni! HA HA HA!! EVIL ICECREAM used MINIONS! ARMY of FROZEN FOOD from all around RUBY VERSION appeared and allied with SALESMAN ARMY! SALESMAN ARMY's NUMBERS greatly rose! FUWAHAHAHAHAHA! CROOKED SALESMEN appeared! HUH? HEY! CROOKED SALESMEN want to fight! To be continued... 9/28/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 32: EEBL PUTTEITOU... (Who let Hell Dude in here!?) Player: Evil Icecream [5-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Kitty EVIL ICECREAM used PILFER! EVIL ICECREAM stole MACARONI SOLDIER SWORDx1! HA HA HA!! MACARONI SOLDIER is ANGRY! DIE, YOU! EVIL ICECREAM used COLD CUT! REALLY BIG SANDWICH fell on MACARONI SOLDIER! ...PUNS AREN'T-- MACARONI SOLDIER fainted in the PROCESS! --Oh. Good then. HA HA HA!! EVIL ICECREAM wanders around! NARRATOR 9 thinks it’s kind of DISTURBING seeing ICECREAM walk... Well, get used to it. MACARONI SQUAD appeared! Hmph! Get out of my way! MACARONI SQUAD doesn’t get out of WAY! Fine! Prepare to die! MACARONI SQUAD used PREPARE! Uh... MACARONI SQUAD is now fully PREPARED to DIE! Is THAT supposed to happen!? MACARONI SQUAD was renamed MACARONI SUICIDE SQUAD! Huh? BERSERKER MACARONI appeared from BEHIND! Wha--? BAAAAAHHH!! BERSERKER MACARONI used CHAAAAAAARGE! Let’s see here... EVIL ICECREAM used SIDESTEP! BERSERKER MACARONI charged right by and chopped MACARONI SUICIDE SQUAD into TINY SHREDS! Whoa... EVIL POTATO appeared! YOU AGAIN!! I SHALL DESTROY YOU FOR EATING MODERATELY DISGRUNTLED ROCKY ROAD, MY STICK, AND STEALING MY PREFIX! EVIL POTATO is EVIL! EVIL ICECREAM is... just plain FREAKY! Therefore, EVIL POTATO never stole EVIL ICECREAM's PREFIX! BAAAAAAAHHH! QUIET YOU! EVIL ICECREAM get in front of EVIL POTATO! Take this! EVIL ICECREAM used SLASH! Critical hit! And this! EVIL ICECREAM used CUT! Critical hit! EVIL POTATO used EAT! EVIL ICECREAM’s LID was EATEN! What the--!? HEY!! BERSERKER MACARONI used CHAAAAAAARGE! Time to put a brain to work. EVIL ICECREAM used SIDESTEP! EVIL POTATO used ROOT! Huh? EVIL POTATO is now in GROUND! BERSERKER MACARONI charged right by EVIL ICECREAM and trampled over EVIL POTATO! And? EVIL POTATO suffered no DAMAGE whatsoever! BAAAAAAAHHH!! DIE YOU FREAKISHLY MUTATED VEGETABLE! BREATH OF FIRE III! For the PLAYSTATION game console! Only $29.99! ...You know nobody’s gonna get that? Yes. Okay. EVIL POTATO used EAT! EVIL ICECREAM was not EATEN! Huh? Why not? EVIL POTATO is still in GROUND! Ohh... Well, let’s make him stay that way. EVIL ICECREAM used BURY! EVIL POTATO is now under 30 FEET of DIRT and SAND! HA HA HA!! Let’s see it get out of THIS! To be continued... AGAIN... 9/29/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 33: Making Room for More Loose Ends... Something Like That Player: Evil Icecream [5-2-2] Last Battle: Win vs. Kitty EVIL POTATO is in GROUND! HA HA HA!! Good for it. Now, let’s continue mercilessly slaughtering random Macaroni. EVIL ICECREAM used SLAUGHTER! A pretty large number of MACARONI were KILLED! EVIL ICECREAM gained 12066283576 exp.! Uh... So? EVIL ICECREAM grew to LEVEL 100! Woohoo, good for me. CAN WE-- What? EVIL ICECREAM is evolving! WHAT?! NONONO! I DON’T WANT TO EVOLVE! EVIL ICECREAM evolved into EVIL ICE CREAM! ...Huh? EVIL ICE CREAM! You get a space! ^_^ ...That’s just plain scary. And since when did you do faces? NARRATOR 9 killed FACE! Uh... Better I guess. Now, DEVOLVE ME!! NARRATOR 9 used DEVOLUTION SPRAY! EVIL ICE CREAM devolved into EVIL ICECREAM! Better. Now, where’s Kitty? KITTY is in DEATH STAR! ...Uh... DEATH STAR is in SPACE! And? DEATH STAR is READY to DESTROY all the SALESMEN! So? SALESMEN allied with FREEZER EMPIRE a few BATTLES ago! AAH! NO! AAH! YES! ...Well, all the more incentive to destroy Kitty I guess... Now, where’s this Death Star? NARRATOR 9 facefaults! DEATH STAR is in SPACE, like NARRATOR 9 said a few SECONDS ago! Oohhhhh... Where EXACTLY in space? SPACE! SPACE! THAT’S ALL I KNOW! GET OFF MY BACK, MAN! ... NARRATOR 9 used MOOD SWING! Yep... EVIL POTATO appeared! YOU AGAIN!? BIG HOLE can be seen in DIRT PILE! ...Oh. CABBAGE PATCH KID appeared! AAAHH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!? GIGANTIC CROOKED SALESMEN MECHA appeared! RUBY PLUSHIE appeared! GIGANTIC SHADOW SALESMEN MECHA appeared! ...Uh... These all want to kill me, huh? NO! CABBAGE PATCH KID wants BLOOD! GCSM wants to fight GSSM! GSSM wants to fight RUBY PLUSHIE! RUBY PLUSHIE wants to DESTROY! EVIL POTATO wants to fight YOU! ...Ohhhhhh... Once again... To be continued... Dun-dun-duuuuuuun! 9/30/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 34: I Pity Da Foo' Who Don't Read Dis Battle! Player: Mr. T [no record.] MR. T appeared! Huh? What dis ‘bout me appearin’? Ahem... MR. T appeared! You crazier than my friend Murdock. NO I’M NOT!! Jus’ shut up before I throw you helluva far. NARRATOR 9 is a DISEMBODIED VOICE! NARRATOR 9 cannot be THROWN helluva FAR! Shut up, foo’! You wanna see FOO’? CID appeared! ... CID: ...? CID is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! What? Dat kid got nuthin’ to do but stand around here and punch himself in the face? NO! NARRATOR 9 controls all ACTIONS within SHADOW G/S, including CID’s! NARRATOR 9 can also control ACTIONS within OTHER VERSIONS somewhat LIMITEDLY! You beatin’ up on this poor kid then, huh? ...Well, if you put it THAT way... Shut up! Get ready to have your ass thrown helluva far! NARRATOR 9 already said that it cannot be THROWN helluv--huh? What the--!? HEY! Put me down! Time you go flyin’! I pity da foo’ who beat up kids! MR. T used THROW! MR. T’s attack missed! ... NARRATOR 9 has COMPLETE CONTROL over MR. T, and would be GLAD to PROVE it! What you talkin’ ‘bout, foo’? MR. T’s VAN exploded! HAHAHAHAHA!! Don’t EVER touch my van, sucka! Time for you to go into orbit! MR. T used THROW! MR. T’s attack missed! Stop doin’ that! NARRATOR 9 is ANGRY! MR. T fainted for no reason at all! Shut up, foo’! I didn’t do nothin’ like dat! YES YOU DI--I SAID PUT ME DOWN!! Time for you to fly, sucka! MR. T used THROW! MR. T’s attack missed! SIR_CHARGON appe... uh oh. Who dat crazy foo’? SIR_CHARGON: LET HIM KILL YOU! MR. T ALWAYS WINS! ...FINE... Idiot Webmaster... SIR_CHARGON: I heard that. DAMMIT! Shut up and get ready to kiss the sky, foo’! MR. T used THROW... NARRATOR 9 was THROWn into ORBIT... MR. T won... sigh 10/1/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 35: Celebrity Derthmatch Season Finale Player: Jon Steveson [no record.] Welcome to the season finale of CELEBRITY DERTHMATCH! I’m Jon Steveson. WS: And I’m Welsh Stooert, from the TV show 25th Version from the Almighty Webmaster. NARRATOR 9 appeared! ...Yes. Today we have an exciting Battle in store for you. One of Shadow Version’s most acclaimed characters to do battle with our OWN REFEREE. WS: At least he brought the right card with him this time... You say something? WS: Uh... No... Continue. Thank you. Since our referee is going to fight, we have a special guest referee. Please welcome, from the PokéBattles Wrestling Federation, ROCK WARM STEVIE HOUSTON! RWSH appeared! MILLINGTON STREET appeared! DIGIMAN appeared! CROWD cheers! Let’s watch and do our job now. RWSH: I wanna good fight, and don’t be pissin’ me off. Now GO! Player: Digiman [3-6-1] Last Battle: Draw vs. Heavily Armed Clown Hey, I’m back... But how? MS: I allowed it! ...Shut up. MS: I don’t allow that! MS used BODY SLAM! Critical hit! ...DIEEEE!! DIGIMAN sent out SABERLEOMON! JS: It looks like Digiman’s sent out one of the Digimon he hasn’t used in... A really long time. WS: ...Duh... Twin Fang atta-- RWSH: Get that thing outta here! SABERLEOMON fainted! HEY!! MS: I’ll allow it! CROWD cheers! SHUT THE HELL UP! MS used WHISTLE! MS blew a WHISTLE right in DIGIMAN’s EAR! OWW!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!? DIGIMAN used RATHER POWERFUL PUNCH! It’s super effective! WS: Looks like Street’s not gonna ref for a while... JS: That was the plan, you idiot. HAH! Eat fist, stripey! DIGIMAN used MACHINE GUN PUNCH! DIGIMAN’s RIGHT ARM turned into GATLING GUN! Uh... What the--? MS used WHISTLE! Not this time! DIGIMAN used MA--err, GATLING GUN! MS was BLOWN full of HOLES! MS: FOOL! Behold, my TRUE FORM! Not this... To be continued...

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