10/7/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 41: Chrono Icecream?

Player: Evil Icecream [6-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Storm Macaroni
OSCAR THE GROUCH wants to fight!
BAAAH! Fine, then!
OSCAR THE GROUCH sent out GARBAGE CAN LID!
DIE!!
EVIL ICECREAM used DIE!
EVIL ICECREAM died!
What the--!?
EVIL ICECREAM appeared in LIMBO!
HEY!
NARRATOR 9 used EVIL LAUGH:
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
MIDGYO appeared!
BLUE WIZARD appeared!
LUKE SKYWALKER appeared!
PORTAL TO LIFE appeared!
Hey, I read about this... This happened in Red Version Battle 50... I WENT BACK IN TIME!!
Dun-dun-duuuuuuun!
MIDGYO, LUKE SKYWALKER, and BLUE WIZARD are having a BATTLE to see who can get through PORTAL!
...Hm. Well, me being a small tub of icecream and all, I can get through there easily. So long!
EVIL ICECREAM scooted through PORTAL TO LIFE unnoticed!
PORTAL TO LIFE closed!
EVIL ICECREAM appeared in UNFINISHED SHADOW VERSION!
...Uh oh.
HISTORY is CHANGED!
This is bad.
YES IT IS!
MIDGYO remains DEAD!
POKéBATTLES THE FANFIC 2000 has been DRAMATICALLY CHANGED!
iRAB is now DEAD because of RED DOOMPUFF!
IMMORTUS was never BANISHED to RED VERSION!
CRYPTIC MESSAGES on YELLOW VERSION have become NONEXISTEN--
OKAYOKAYOKAAAAAAY!! STOP IT! Take me back to that infernal Death Star and what the hell that green thing stuck in a trashcan was!
NARRATOR 9 can’t!
WHAT!?
NARRATOR 9 enjoys THIS!
It also proves a THEORY that, in a sense, CHRONO CROSS made a POINT!
...Huh?
EVIL ICECREAM is in an ALTERNATE REALITY!
What?
In ONE REALITY (THIS REALITY), EVIL ICECREAM is fighting OSCAR THE GROUCH!
In the CURRENT REALITY (ANOTHER REALITY), EVIL ICECREAM has changed POKéBATTLES HISTORY quite HORRIBLY!
...You mentioned Chrono Cross.
Yes... Duh...
Well, I played that game. And know what to do because of it. All I have to do is get some sort of item that allows me to warp between the two dimensions, go back to LIMBO, and get back to my reality through the wormhole there.
TRUE...
But NARRATOR 9 won’t make it so EASY on EVIL ICECREAM!
I NEVER SAID IT WAS EASY!! BAAAAAAAAH!
NARRATOR 9 used END!
BATTLE ended!

10/8/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 42:The Search
Setting: Another Reality
Player: Evil Icecream [6-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Storm Macaroni
EVIL ICECREAM is walking through SHADOW VERSION... Uh... BEGINNINGS!
BAAAAH... Can’t you just GIVE me the damned thing that’ll let me go back!? You get to go back too...
NARRATOR 9 can go back to THIS REALITY whenever it PLEASES!
...BAAAAAAAAHH!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
I hate you.
I know.
GRANDPA appeared!
...I thought that--
GRANDPA was here BEFORE SHADOW VERSION came around!
...Oh.
GRANDPA wants to fight!
Fine! I shall kill you!
GRANDPA sent out CANESTICK!
Hm. Thank you!
EVIL ICECREAM used PILFER!
Stole CANESTICKx1!
HA HA HA!!
GRANDPA sent out LICENSE CARD!
Bah. GRANDPA MUST DIE!
EVIL ICECREAM used GRANDPA MUST DIE!
ROMEO MUST DIE was renamed GRANDPA MUST DIE! Not in theaters anymore, even in this reality!
...Okay...
GRANDPA died!
WOOHOO!
SHADOW VERSION HISTORY was REWRITTEN again!
...DOH!
SALESMAN INVASION never TOOK PLACE!
...And?
CROSSOVER with RUBY VERSION never TOOK PLACE either!
EVIL ICECREAM was MADE for the SOLE PURPOSE of being IN the CROSSOVER!
So WHAT!? I don’t care!
EVIL ICECREAM no longer EXISTS in ANOTHER REALITY!
...Okay, NOW I care.
EVIL ICECREAM won LICENSE CARD!
Yeah, yeah, woohoo.
LICENSE CARD might be the KEY to getting BACK to THIS REALITY!
...You know how convenient that would be? And lazy, on the Webmaster’s part?
WEBMASTER is ALREADY LAZY!
...Good point. BACK TO BLACK VERSION!!
EVIL ICECREAM won!

10/9/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 43:Return II
Setting: Another Reality
Player: Evil Icecream [7-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Grandpa
EVIL ICECREAM appeared in BLACK VERSION!
Uh huh... Now, where’s that portal-wormhole-thing-deal-um?
EVIL ICECREAM is STANDING on it!
...Oh. Okay then. Give me power, LICENSE CARD!
...
What?
EVIL ICECREAM is acting TERRIBLY OUT OF CHARACTER..
...Uh... BAAAAAAAAAAH!
Better.
Now, TAKE ME BACK TO MY DIMENSION!!
Okay!
EVIL ICECREAM appeared on DEATH STAR, back in THIS REALITY’s RUBY VERSION!
...That was a bit too easy. Oh well. Glad to be back in--
OSCAR THE GROUCH used LID FWAP!
EVIL ICECREAM got BANGED over the... Uh... HEAD... I guess... with a GARBAGE CAN LID!
OW! BAAAAH! YOU SHALL DIE FOR THAT!!
EVIL ICECREAM used POKE!
OSCAR THE GROUCH was POKEd in the EYE with a SHARP STICK!
OSCAR THE GROUCH D‘EYE’d!
...That was just scary, Narrator.
NARRATOR thought it was rather APPROPRIATE!
You think a lot of things.
KITTY goes BAH!
Huh? Where’s Kitty?
KITTY is in DEATH STAR!
I MEANT WHERE EXACTLY!
NARRATOR 9 handed EVIL ICECREAM a MAP!
MAP pinpointed KITTY’s LOCATION!
...I’m guessing this is a spinoff of the Marauder’s Map of Harry Potter fame, correct?
Er... YES!
Figures. Now I know why Kitty’s dot is moving around everywhere.
...
STORM MACARONI appeared!
Huh? I don’t see any Storm Ma--
EVIL ICECREAM looked UP!
...Oh. BAAAAAAH!!
STORM MACARONI want to fight!
Fine! DIE, ALL OF YOU!
NARRATOR 9 reminds EVIL ICECREAM of what HAPPENED last time he used DIE...
...So what? DIE!!
...EVIL ICECREAM used DIE!
ORANGE VERSION died!
!?
ORANGE VERSION came back to LIFE, because WEBMASTER doesn’t WANT to get on ANYBODY’s BAD SIDE so they can all VOTE for SHADOW VERSION!
...Whatever. Why is this Battle so messed up?
WEBMASTER is up at 6 in the MORNING writing this BATTLE!
WEBMASTER can’t THINK STRAIGHT!
Or rather, even moreso...
Ohhh... Well, just kill the Storm Macaroni and all will be well.
Okieday!
STORM MACARONI died!
EVIL ICECREAM won!
Yay, woohoo, good for me. Back to finding Kitty.

10/10/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 44: ...LINE?
Setting: This Reality
Player: Evil Icecream [8-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Grandpa
EVIL ICECREAM is trying to find KITTY!
Don’t you have anything BETTER to do than bother me incessantly? Like Narrating for Celebrity Derthmatch?
CELEBRITY DERTHMATCH is OVER for THIS SEASON!
There were only 5 episodes.
NARRATOR 9 cares NOT for your INSOLENCE!
...Whatever.
EVIL ICECREAM ran into DOOR marked ‘KITTY’S ROOM. DO NOT ENTER!’!
Oh, this is just too easy.
NARRATOR 9 thinks SOMETHING is WRONG...
As I said before, you think a lot of things.
EVIL ICECREAM opened DOOR!
ONE-EYED ONE-HORNED FLYING PURPLE PEOPLE EATER appeared!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
...Isn’t that supposed to be BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH?
...That too. NOW GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!
NARRATOR 9 suggests RUNNING AWAY, for once!
...ME!? Run AWAY!? HA HA HA!! I laugh at the very thought!
THOUGHT is ANGRY!
...Okay, NOW I think I’ll run away.
Can’t escape!
WHAT!? BAAAH! NARRATOR!
NARRATOR 9 can’t let EVIL ICECREAM leave until BATTLE has a SUFFICIENT AMOUNT of LINES!
BAAAAAAAAAH!
OEOHFPPE used EAT!
RANDOM PERSON was EATEN!
...Hey, I just had a thought.
EVIL ICECREAM used THOUGHT!
Shut up and listen. It’s a PEOPLE Eater... Therefore it doesn't eat icecream. HA HA HA!! I AM UNAFFECTED BY YOU, YOU EVIL... Uh... PURPLE THING!
OEOHFPPE was renamed ONE-EYED ONE-HORNED FLYING PURPLE ICECREAM EATER!
DAMMIT! Can you take me back in time so I won’t say that, Narrator?
NO!
NARRATOR 9 doesn’t want to MESS AROUND with the FABRIC OF TIME... TOO MUCH!
Too much? TOO MUCH!? YOU SENT ME TO ANOTHER DIMENSION, YOU IDIOT!! AND BACK IN TIME EVEN THERE!
NARRATOR 9 had FUN doing THAT!
BAAAAAAH!!
I did...
Whatever. Back to my running away like a coward.
Oh yeah...
EVIL ICECREAM ran away!
OEOHFPIE followed in PURSUIT!


10/11/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 45: This's the Way... To Make the Narrator Insane!
Setting: This Reality
Player: Professor Daravon [no record.]
PROFESSOR DARAVON appeared!
Good comings!
...Err... Yeah.
Items being used are items used in battle.
You’re messed up.
For come how in the Pentagon?
Pentagon?
NARRATOR 9 is getting RATHER UNCOMFORTABLE around PROFESSOR DARAVON...
Off course!
...
DARKPUFF appeared!
Good comings!
DARKPUFF: BUY GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL.
Grill Buy Foreman George.
...
DARKPUFF: DOOM?
DARKPUFF is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
HP Potion 50 restore. Wounds good minor for.
DARKPUFF used EAT!
PROFESSOR DARAVON was EATEN!
Digestion thing bad is.
...Riiiight.
PROFESSOR DARAVON was DIGESTED!
Dictation inaccurate voice.
SHUT UP!
Why the hell are you here anyway!?
Move with comes studying I tactic from militaries this planet for improvement course.
...Huh?
This’s the way!
THIS’S freaky and lame...
I had a good feeling!
...
NARRATOR 9 is starting to DISLIKE PROFESSOR DARAVON...
All on around troops the building with.
!?
Ability is a skill you learn with Job training.
GAAAAH! STOPITSTOPITSTOPITSTOOOP!
There’s no one to fight here!
NARRATOR 9 is going INSANE...
This was the darkened items won’t appear.
ARRRRRRRRGH!!
NARRATOR 9 used SNAP!
NARRATOR 9 was COMMITTED to INSANE ASYLUM!
This job required a lot of skill. But, we tried our best. As a result, we were able to save him! So, this job's a success!
NARRATOR X took over!
Good comings!
Quiet you.
PROFESSOR DARAVON fainted!
NARRATOR X won!
DARKPUFF: DOOM...