10/2/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 36: E-Ville Internet?

Player: Digiman [3-6-1] Last Battle: Draw vs. Heavily Armed Clown
MILLINGTON STREET used TRUE FORM!
What? MILLINGTON STREET is EVOLVING!
MILLINGTON STREET evolved into E-VILLE SORCER-ORR!
...
ES: MUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
Riiiight. Now, time for you to die again.
DIGIMAN used GATLING GUN!
Critical hit!
Critical hit!
Critical hit!
Critical hit!
Critical hit!
Critical hit!
Cr--
WE KNOW!!
ES: ...FOOL! Beh--
--old, my TRUE FORM, bladdabladdablah.
DIGIMAN used TRUE FORM!
Huh?
What? DIGIMAN is evolving!
...
DIGIMAN evolved into INTERNETMAN!
...You’ve gotta be kidding me...
INTERNETMAN! Using the POWERS OF THE INTERNET--
Oooo... Internet, huh?
ES: Uh... Can we shift back to me now?
--he will right wrongs and triumph over evil!
Uh hu... Erk! Can’t... resist... urge... to...
ES: Huh?
AND THAT MEANS YOU!
ES: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
INTERNETMAN used SAILOR MOON QUOTE!
It’s... super effective...?
ES fainted!
Yaaaay! Now to go use my powers and log onto RPGamer...
NO! You BAD BAD PERSON! SAILOR MOON EVIL!!
INTERNETMAN devolved into DIGIMAN!
...What the--!? HEY!
NARRATOR 9 doesn’t LIKE SAILOR MOON!
...Blah...
DIGIMAN won!

10/3/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 37: Portals Again...

Player: Cid [18-11-2] Last Battle: Loss vs. Kiki
CID appeared!
AAAAHH!!
CID crawls inside a... GIANT BUBBLE...
Damn straight! Because of your apparent love of sending me off to a bunch of other Versions, I’m making myself a warp-proof chamber! TRY AND GET ME NOW, LOUDMOUTH! A-HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!
...CID is becoming PARANOID and INSANE...
NO I’M NOT!
Erm...
Huh?
NARRATOR 9 is QUITE ANGRY!
...So? YOU CAN’T TOUCH ME WHILE I’M IN THIS! SO BITE ME!!
WARP-PROOF CHAMBER exploded!
WARP-PROOF CHAMBER fainted!
Uh oh.
CID is no longer in WARP-PROOF CHAMBER!
Uh... YES I AM!
NO YOU’RE NOT!
Dammit...
NARRATOR 9 used RAGE!
NARRATOR 9 opened RANDOM PORTAL in its ANGER!
NOOOOOOOO!!
CID was SHOVED through PORTAL... Or rather, is TRYING TO BE...
I’M NOT GOING!! NONONONONO!! LEAVE ME ALONE!
NO!
NARRATOR 9 doesn’t like being called LOUDMOUTH, even though it IS!
...
NARRATOR 9 widened PORTAL!
AAAHH!
CID fell in!
To be continued...

10/4/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 38: Where'd Da Portal Go?

Player: Cid [18-11-2] Last Battle: Loss vs. Kiki
CID appeared... in RUBY VERSION!
Big surprise there, eh folks?
Uh... Huh?
SALESMAN appeared!
MACARONI SOLDIER appeared!
!?
SALESMAN used BRIEFCASE FWAP!
MACARONI SOLDIER fainted!
...What the? Hey, aren’t these the Salesmen that invaded a bunch of different places for some reason?
YES!
This has taken a LONG time...
NARRATOR 9 knows!
Back then, I think we were at 4 Narrators... So how do you know?
NARRATOR 9 gets to LOOK through NARRATOR FILES in its SPARE TIME!
Oh.
Shouldn’t you be yelling at me for sending you here?
...OH YEAH! YOU--
SIR_CHARGON: This string of speech has been cut out due to incessant foul language, ethical, racial, and religious slurs, and references to Britney Spears. Thank you.
--!! Okay, I feel better now.
NARRATOR 9 is EXTREMELY PISSED OFF!
Uh oh.
CID died!
Nope.
CID died!
Inaccurate narration.
ACCURATE NARRATION!
SIR_CHARGON: INACCURATE!
...Okay...
Hah.
CID fainted!
INACCURATE.
Bah...
NARRATOR 9 used END!
BATTLE ended!

10/5/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 39: Uh... Storm

Player: Evil Icecream [5-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Kitty
DEATH STAR used SUPERLASER!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
DEATH STAR’s attack missed!
Huh?
NEARBY PLANET OF NO SIGNIFICANCE THAT HAPPENED TO ORBIT DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF SUPERLASER TRAJECTORY exploded!
NPONSTHTODIFOST fainted!
...Okay...
DEATH STAR needs to recharge!
Okay then! Narrator, if you’ll please hoist me to the Death Star...
NARRAOR 9 used TELEPORT!
EVIL ICECREAM is in DEATH STAR!
HA HA HA!! That was too simple.
SOUND SENSORS used ALERT!
ALARM used BEWOOP BEWOOP BEWOOP!
...BAAAHH!!
STORM MACARONI appeared!
Lemme guess...
STORM MACARONI wants to fight!
Figures. Now I’ll just stand here and watch them all miss me with their guns.
STORM MACARONI stopped in their TRACKS and LOOKED at EACH OTHER in UNDERSTANDING!
...Uh oh.
STORM MACARONI suddenly CHARGED and used BEATDOWN!
BAAAAAAAAAH!
The attack missed!
The attack missed!
The attack missed!
The attack missed!
The attack missed!
The attack missed!
...Still?
APPARENTLY SO!
Cool. DIE, ALL OF YOU!
EVIL ICECREAM used POKEBAP!
It’s not very effective...
BAH! Stupid armor of theirs...
STORM MACARONI used BEATDOWN!
The attack missed!
The attack missed!
The attack missed!
The attack missed!
HA HA HA!! I can’t believe their patheticne-- Wait... There’s six of them...
Critical hit!
Critical hit!
OW!! Errrgh.. DIE, YOU!!
EVIL ICECREAM used DI--ERK!!
Not again...
No, just joking.
...
STORM MACARONI #4 died!
Okey dokey... THE REST OF YOU!
STORM MACARONI are ANGRY!
So what? DIE!
Not enough PP for DIE!
BAAAH!
STORM MACARONI ran away!
...I win?
YES, but STORM MACARONI are going to tell KITTY!
...BAAAAAAH!!

10/6/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 40: When NPONSTHTODIFOST Attacks

Player: Cid [18-11-2] Last Battle: Loss vs. Kiki
CID is AIMLESSLY WANDERING throughout RUBY VERSION!
Well gee... Wonder why.
NARRATOR 9 is WONDERING WHY!
Ugh.
NPONSTHTODIFOST PIECES fell directly in front of CID!
What the--!?
NPONSTHTODIFOST PIECES were renamed NPONSTHTODIFOSTP!
...That has to be the largest acronym ever...
NARRATOR 9 agrees...
LITTLE GREEN MEN appeared!
Uh...
LITTLE GREEN MEN are ANGRY!
LITTLE GREEN MEN want to fight!
I don’t.
CID wants to fight!
NO I DON’T!
Fine.
NARRATOR 9 forced CID to fight!
I hate you...
LITTLE GREEN MEN sent out E.T.!
From that movie?
YES!
Figures.
E.T. used PHONE HOME!
E.T. PHONEd HOME!
PARENTS weren’t HOME!
ANSWERING MACHINE used MESSAGE!
E.T. used LONG STRING OF PROFANE WORDS!
...I think I’ll just sit here and watch the battle unfold without me. Like what usually happens.
Okay!
...
PHONE BILL appeared!
PHONE BILL was for SEVERAL HUNDRED MILLION YEN!
E.T. can’t PAY OFF PHONE BILL!
E.T. has no YEN either!
E.T. fainted!
Old joke.
LITTLE GREEN MEN sent out BIG GREEN MAN!
BIG GREEN MAN used STOMP!
CID was CRUSHED!
OW! What the!? YOU SAID I COULD JUST SIT HERE AND NOT BE TOUCHED!
No I didn’t.
Arrrrgh... Go, Misdreavus!
Go! MISDREAVUS!
BIG GREEN MAN goes OOOOOOO!
Uh... What the hell?
BIG GREEN MAN LIKES KITTIES!
Even if they are evil and whatnot...
Err...
BIG GREEN MAN was renamed JOLLY GREEN GIANT!
AAAAAAAH!! RETURNRETURNRETUUUURN!!
Enough! MISDREAVUS!
JOLLY GREEN GIANT is ANGRY!
GET AWAY FROM ME!
JOLLY GREEN GIANT was renamed REALLY PISSED GREEN GIANT!
AAAAAAAHH!
CID ran away!
LITTLE GREEN MEN won!