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Recap: After the Doompuff Invasion, life has been decreased. So, the webmaster just threw in so more people into his torture chamber. This is the story of a computer hacker, a crazed ninja villain and... Shadowstar's sister?

Battle #56: Doompuff's Last Stand (December 12, 2000) Location: Apartment 2B in BumTown Player: Zack [No Record] Yes! I am an experienced computer hacker and soon, I will hack into every site in the whole world! Zack is laughing maniacally! Now, I must go back to my download. Zack is waiting for pornography to show up! No! It's Captain Janeway from Lace: The Final Brassire! Narrator #2 says you're an idiot! Oh yeah? What's it to ya? Forget it, I'll get back to hacking! Hmm...I've already hacked Microsoft and Yahoo!... what else is there? Zack goes to Pokebattles.com! Ha, pleasent little site... Zack used Hack! Zack is hacking into it! Hmmm...I'll just delete everyone of these pages...ha! Doompuff appeared! AAAAH! I've heard of that thing on the 11:00 news! Doompuff is discouraged! Eh? Why? You have all the power of any Pokemon, you could destroy the universe and you could destroy me right now! Uh-oh...I shouldn't have said that... Doompuff wants to spare you at the moment! Really? Thank you! Doompuff cannot destroy a version of such weirdness! Well, I guess you can't... Doompuff must make contact to Earth itself! Woah! Don't go there just yet! It's too dangerous! Doompuff wants to destroy Jason Ross and then become the webmaster of pokebattles.com and make a complete shutdown! Hey, you know, I'm a hacker extrodinaire, I can help you hack into the site... Doompuff doesn't want your help! Doompuff wants to kill you for bringing that up! Uh-oh... Doompuff sent out Doompuff! Um...I see things are getting a little odd here so I'll just leave, K? Zack ran away! Player: Doompuff [Record: 12-0-3] Last Battle: Win vs. Zack (this one) Ha, puff! I will find a way into Red Version and after I destroy that, I will come to Earth and then destroy Jason Ross! Doompuff is lauging! Bob is laughing as well! You didn't here nothing! Bob: Yes sir! Bob ran away! Heh... Now watch out because the wave of Doompuff is just beginning!!! DOOMPUFF IS COMING TO RED VERSION!!!!! Battle #57: A New Foe to the Fray (December 13, 2000) Location: Toxin's Evil Hideout Player: Toxin [Record: 0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Shadowstar & Freakboy (Battle #19) Yes, now that that Doompuff is gone, I can finally continue my raid of power! Heavy Metal notes that you never even actually started ever! Shut up already! Anyway, I have just created this new machine thingie that can transport anyone from any contry to here! Squidlicious asks to go to the little squid's room! Sigh, all right. Squidlicious leaves! Machine fires up! Sweet! Let's see what comes out! Black Ninja came out! MOOHOOHAHAHA! It worked! Black Ninja asks where he is! Narrator #2 says this is the lamest rip off of a character ever! Black Ninja destroyed Narrator #2! Ooh, he's got spunk. Now, you ninja, will join up with me and destroy Shadowstar! Black Ninja says he accepts the job but won't work for you! Yes you will! Toxin used Demand! Attack failed! Black Ninja ran off to kill Shadowstar! *sniff*, they grow up so fast... Heavy Metal says to be quiet! Location: Purple Version City, Speed-O-Mart Player: Bob the Cameraman [Record: 11-12-5] Last Battle: Loss vs. Doompuff (Battle #56) Bob purchases BIG HIGH SALTY FATTING SNACKS! Hey! I'm slim! Narrator #2 thinks differently! Hey, didn't you die? Narrator #2 wants to know how you knew that! I went to pokebattles.com/purple of course! Narrator #2 says he'll do the advertisments around here! All right... Bob picks up copy of Purple Version Times! Hey what's this? Headline: Doompuff gone, seems to have dissapeared... WOO-HOO! Bob is partying! Clerk: Please do not party hearty on my clean flor please sir. All right. Black Ninja entered store! Clerk: I'm sorry, sir. Your attire has slipped beneath the dress code. Black Ninja destroyed Clerk! Eep... Black Ninja wants to know if you're Shadowstar! No, but I am as good looking as him, even more I might add. Bob is lying! Black Ninja wants to fight! But I'm not Shadowstar, I don't have any superpower like thingies! Black Ninja wants to get rid of you fast anyway! Go! Pikachu! Black Ninja sent out Black Ninja! Ha, take your best shot! Black Ninja will! Black Ninja used Kill! Pikachu cannot be killed! Pikachu and Bob are important to the flow of Purple Version and cannot be killed! Attack faiiled! Sweet! Pikachu used Thundershock! Speed-O-Mart's circuits fizzled! Cash Register opened! Uh... Black Ninja steals money! Black Ninja says to don't go away when he leaves! OK! Bob waits until two days and then BN comes back! Black Ninja has mega heavily armored ninja stuff! CRAP! Black Ninja used All of his New Stuff! Pikachu fainted! Uh-oh! Go! Bob! Bob used Gawk! Black Ninja is unaffected! Oops... Black Ninja used Shwap! Bob is brutaly bruised! Um, Narrator, it's two l's. Two l's, brutally. Do not correct the narrator! Bob was zapped! Owie! Must recharge! Bob ran off! Black Ninja is going to hunt down Shadowstar sooner or later! Battle #58: Marsh Badge Madness (December 17, 2000) Location: Saffron City Player: Bob the Cameraman [Record: 11-13-5] Last Battle: Loss vs. Black Ninja/Narrator #2 (Battle #57) Finally I ditched that ninja weirdo and now I can beat the bitch monster, Sabrina for that badge! Pikachu says not to bad-mouth Sabrina! Why can't I? Pikachu says she's got psychic powers and can kill you for saying that! Hmmm...you're right, I should power up! Bob pulls out Justice Fruit Pie! The tasty treat you'd be crazy to hate! Narrator #2 says not to advertise! Narrator #2 zapped Bob again! Owie... Bob arrived at Saffron Gym! At least that's good... Sabrina appeared! Sabrina: So, you want to battle me, win and then go to a bar, get drunk and play ping pong, huh? Hey! How did you know? Pikachu says she's telekenisis, that's why! Oh, yeah. I forgot about that... Sabrina lifted Bob from the ground! AAAAAH! Lemmie go! Sabrina: If you insist. Sabrina drops Bob from 400 feet! Ow! That's it, I'm really mad now! Sabrina wants to fight! Sabrina sent out Kadabra! Go! Ditto! Ditto! Transform! Ditto transformed into a giant robo-thing! Sabrina: Is that against the rules or someting? Naw, I checked with Erika. Ditto used Flaming Balls of Blazing Justice! Kadabra is badly singed! Kadabra used Psychic! Call 1-800-MEW... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR THAT JOKE EVER AGAIN!!! Narrator #2 likes that joke! Ditto used I'mBiggerStrongerAndFasterThanYou! Kadabra's confidence greatly fell! Kadabra fainted! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah! Sabrina sent out Butterfree! Ditto transformed into a bus! All aboard! Bob jumped aboard bus! Next stop: Butterfree's Death! Bus is screeching toward Butterfree! Butterfree splattered on the windshield! Ewww! Get rid of it! Ditto used Windshield Wipers! Butterfree's guts were smered all over the glass! AAAAH! I can't see! Ditto crashed into throne! Ditto fainted! Bob jumped out! Woah, that was some ride. Hey, where's Sabrina? Freakish Light lit from Rubble! Uh-oh, does that mean what I think it means? Narrator #2 says yes! Sabrina is emerging from the rubble and is pissed! CRAAAAP! Sabrina tosses Bob the Marsh Badge! Huh? Sabrina says you've earned it! Yay! Thanks a lot for not killing me! Sabrina says she is going to! UH-OH! Bob is running! Sabrina used Teleport on Bob! Bob was teleported somewhere else! Bob still won anyway! Sabrina destroyed Narrator #2! Sabrina wins! Battle #59: Mr. Mobster's Rising (December 23, 2000) Location: Gansta Town Player: Bob the Cameraman [Record: 12-13-5] Last Battle: Win vs. Sabrina (Battle #58) Ugh...where am I? Bob is in an ally in Gansta Town! Woah, thanks for helping me out, Narrator #2! Don't mention it! You can pay me back by me seeing you get beat up later in the battle! WHAT? You meanie! Bob spots a convertable! Woah! People have been dreaming about these things for months! Bob hopped in and drove away! Aaaah...this is roomy... Cars screeched up and started to shoot at Bob! AAAAAH! This is scary! Bullet holes marked car! And I just got er waxed too! Narrator #2 says you've never had this car in your life anyway! Well, it looks like it was just waxed! Mobster got out of car and bonked Bob in the head with a whisky bottle! I tawt I taw a mobster goon! Bob fainted! Location: Trunk of Mobster's Car Player: Bob the Cameraman [Record: 12-13-5] Hey! Where am I? Narrator #2 isn't going to give Bob even a hint on this one! OK, the ground is rough, I'm wrapped in a sack, it's really bumpy, I fell a jack... I have no clue! Narrator #2 says you're in a trunk! K, thanks for the tip. Narrator #2 doesn't like this goody goody stuff! Narrator #2 zaps Bob for the heck of it! Owie...how did that zap come through the trunk! Don't argue with the facts of I'll do it again! Yes, sir... Car bumps along! Later... Bob is dazed! Tonight of Bobby Stewart's Living: How to make cards out of the wrapping you get from those American Cheese slices, it's a good thing! Trunk was opened! Air! Mobster covers Bob's mouth and carries him off! *MMMMPH!!!* Mobster whispers secret password into mail slot in wodden shack! Mobsters and Bob enter! Bob is let go! Aaah... Lenny Mobster appeared! Eh? Who are you? Lenny points a gun to Bob's head! Lenny: You know damn well who I am. Now where's the Lyzonel Diamond? The hoozawhazza? Lenny Mobster wants to fight! You wanna fight, then we'll fight! Bob wants to fight! Lenny sent out Mobster Goons! Go! Pikachu! Be strong, Pikachu! Mobster Goons used Pound! Pikachu flew across the room and broke threw the room! Eeesh... if you want to get the job done, you have to do it yourself! Go! Bob! Mobster Goons loom over Bob! Eeep... Bob hides under a rock like the WIMPY COWARD HE IS!!! Well, I'd like to see you fight these guys! Narrator #2 will! Mobsters: Uh-oh... Narrator #2 starts to maul mobsters! Hmmm...how do I get out of here? Bob spies TV! Hmmm...we've finally had a Gex reference, how convienent! Bob streches his tounge out and attaches it to the wall so he can fly into the TV! Bob returned to Purpliod! Narrator #2 wins! Battle #60: New Arrivial (December 28, 2000) Location: Purple Version City Player: Mina Rocket [No Record] Portal opens! Mina is dumped out! Ooof! Where the hell am I? Mina is in Purple Version! 24 killed since 1999! Uh-oh, that's not a good sign! Webmaster takes control of Mina! Hey! Lemme go! Webmaster says never! Ah, alright. Mina is led into Barney Live! D'OH! Mina looks away! Webmaster puts tape on Mina's eyelids! Nooooo!!!! Mina is forced to watch 3 seven hour shows! Ach! Mina takes control! Ha! Turnabout is fair play! Mina wants to destroy! Webmaster picks Mina up and throws her seventy feet away! NOT FAIR! Mina slams into Tree! Tree wants to fight! Ugh, how lame does this version get? Webmaster says to shut up! Mina was zapped by Webmaster! Owie... Tree sent out Tree! Go! Pikachu! Pikachu is busy watching DVD in its Pokeball! ERRR! Mina breaks DVD! Pikachu is enraged! Mina points to Tree! He did it! Pikachu starts to maul Tree! Heh, that was easy! Webmaster tells Pikachu that Mina did it! Traitorous punk! Why? Webmaster says being nasty to his creations is his job! Well, you are a meanie! I'll rip your head off and sell it for scrap iron! Webmaster is suprised and takes that as a battle proposal! You bet it is! Go! Mina! Webmaster sent out Bob! What? You can't do that! Webmaster says he can! Mina used LeaveMeAlone! Attack failed! I knew that wouldn't work. Bob used Whine! Mina is annoyed! You idiot! That hurt my ears! Mina is slapping Bob! Sister! Daughter! Sister! Daughter! Bob ran away! Sissy... Webmaster zapped Mina! Mina coughed out smoke! KACK! Alright, now you're gonna get it! Mina used Transform! What? Mina is evolving? Mina evolved into Daystar! Ha! Oh crap, I gave away my secret identity... Webmaster knew that all the time! Well, I bet you didn't know this! Daystar used Tidal Wave! Webmaster almost drowned! Had enough? Webmaster is about to do...THIS! THIS is running away! Webmaster ran away! Well, I guess that's it. I guess I'll just get to meet the kind folk in this town. Bystander walked by! Hiya stranger! Bystander: Shut yer trap, preachy! Preachy?!?! SIGH, I'll never fit in here... Hey! Battle's over! Go away and do something else, just don't stare at me like that... It's uncomfortable... Post yer Comments for Battle #60!