#46-#50 #51-#55 #56-#60
Battle #6: PokeFreak's Ally
Setting: Reality (October 17, 1999)
Player:Bob the Cameraman [Record: 1-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. PokeFreak (Battle #3)
Bob is relaxing at home!
Aaaah...I just love relaxing at home on a Sunday!
PokeFreak crashed through the wall!
Have you ever heard of a door?
PokeFreak wants to fight!
Pay for my wall!
PokeFreak wants to fight!
Pay for my wall!!
PokeFreak wants to fight!
Pay for my wall!!!
Why are you always fighting me?
PokeFreak wants to know if you want to fight his ally!
Okay, who is he?
Flubby appeared!
Woah, he's fat.
Flubby orders PokeFreak to pay for your wall!
Enemy PokeFreak used Pay Up!
Bob got $50,000!
Thanks, now let's battle!
Flubby wants food first!
Compared to the looks of you, it looks like that's all you ever do.
No food for you!
Flubby needs food!
Too bad for you!
Enemy Flubby used Flub!
Flubby flattened Bob with his fat!
Okay...you can...*gasp*...have food...
Flubby is happy!
Flubby eats everything in the fridge!
Hey! That's my food!
Flubby needs more food badly!
What are you going to do? You ate all my food!
Enemy Flubby used BBQ Sauce!
-lubby doused Bob with BBQ Sauce!
What are you going to do?
Flubby ate Bob!
Noooooooo!!!!
Bob is being digested!
Flubby wins!
Flubby is full!
Battle #7: Food Overload!
Setting: Reality (October 24, 1999)
Player: Flubby [Record: 1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Bob (Battle #6)
Bob wasn't appitizing enough...
I need more food!
Flubby storms into the PokeMart!
Cashier: May I halp you?
Yes. I want all the food in the store!
Cashier: Take your time.
I need food NOW!!!
Cashier: All the food? That will be Y265784326. Okay?
Give me the food or I'll smash you with my chub!
Cashier wants to fight!
For food, I'll do anything!
Cashier sent out Lavos!
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
I thought that Pokemon was killed in PokeBattles #13!
Go! Flubby!
I'll use-
Lavos used Crush!
Flubby was crushed!
Oookay. Now I'll-
Lavos used Crush!
Flubby was crushed again!
This is cheap! Let me-
Lavos used Crush!
-lubby was crushed once again!
AAAARGGGGH!!!! STOP USING CRUSH!!!
...
Good, then I'll use-
Lavos used Stomp!
Flubby was stomped!
This is SO cheap!
Lavos used Stomp!
This is the end for me.
Flubby was stomped!
Flubby fainted
Cashier wins!
Cashier opened a bag of Doritos!
Flubby's spirit rose up!
Flubby's spirit is enraged!
Flubby used Smother! --Cashier fainted!
Game ended in a draw!
Battle #8: Here come the Rockets
Setting: Game (October 31, 1999)
Player: Cool Dude [Record: 0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Ticket Holder (Battle #4)
Finally, you put me back in!
I'm so insulted!
Whine once more and you're not in the tournament!
I'm sorry! I'll be good!
Meowth appeared!
Wow! A Meowth! I'll catch it!
Meowth: Mew Mouth Meowth Mew meow meowth! (Translation: I'm Team Rocket's Meowth, you idiot!)
Oh, but I still want to challenge you!
Meowth wants to fight!
Meowth sent out Meowth!
No, DUH!!!
Go! Persian!
I know you don't like him.
Meowth looks at Persian!
Meowth remembers he was rejected over Persian!
Meowth is really inraged!!!!
Persian, use Fury Swipes!
Meowth used Kill!
Persian died! Use next Pokemon?
Nooooooooooo!!!
I didn't know Meowth knew Kill!
I hate you!
Meowth is happy!
Hey, this battle is called "Here Come the Rockets", where are Jessie and James?
Meowth: Mew Mouth Mew-outh Meowth! (Translation: Jessie and James are busy with the boss!)
That's it!
Go! Vulpix!
Vulpix! Fire Spin!
Vulpix used Fire Spin!
Meowth was burnt to a crisp!
Flubby appears!
Flubby: Mmmmm! Meowth! Burnt to a crisp, just how I like 'em!
Meowth was eaten!
What should the next battle be about?
Bob: Help me!
Oh yeah!
Battle #9: Bob is freed!
Setting: Game (November 7, 1999)
Player: Bob the Cameraman [Record: 2-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Trick-or-Treater (Holiday Battle #1)
Meowth is in Flubby's stomach!
You got digested too?
Meowth: Mew (Translation: Yes.)
Hey, I know how we can get out of here!
Bob used Missle Launcher!
Bob blasted a hole in Flubby's stomach!
Bob and Meowth got out!
Yes! I knew we would get out!
Flubby: Aaaaarrgggh!! My intestines are splorging out!!!
Flubby used Patch!
Flubby patched up the hole!
So we meet again, Flubby.
Flubby wants to fight!
You want to battle me?
Flubby sent out Flubby!
And fight me as yourself?
Fine! I pity you!
PokeBall, go!
Go! Prakigam!
NOOOOOOOO!!! I'm doomed!
Flubby used Laugh!
Flubby is laughing hysterically!
Oh man! Oh well. Prakigam, use an attack.
Prakigam used Slash!
Hey!
Flubby is injureed!
Hey, maybe Prakigam is actually good for something!
Prakigam is hit in recoil!
Prakigam fainted!
Or maybe not...
Go! Dritini!
Use Pound, Dritini!
Dritini used Pound!
Critical hit!
It's super effective!
Flubby fainted!
Yay! I won!
Dritini gained 4379 exp. points!
What? Dritini is evolving!
Yessss!
Dritini evolved into Dragonair!
Yeah! Bob is back and better than ever!
Flubby says he'll beat you in the tournament!
How do you think you'll be in the tournament?
I want proof!
Flubby will be in the tournament!
Okay...
Battle #10: Unknown
Setting: Reality (November 14, 1999)
Player: Webmaster [No Record]
There is no 10th battle at all!
I tried to make one, but the site was backed up! Pikachu appeared!
Pikachu: Chu cha pika pika cha chu cha? (Translation: Am I in this?)
No, you're not!
Pikachu left!
Okay, as I was saying-
Da Evolution Man appeared!
EvoluMan asks if he's in it!
No! Get back to the PokeBattles site! You have the wrong URL!
Evolution Man left!
Oh-boy, I guess I should stop writing if there-
Bob appeared!
ARRRRGGGH!!! THERE IS NOBODY IN THIS BATTLE BUT ME!!!!!
Bob just wants his camera that he lent you!
Oh, here it is.
Webmaster returned Bob's camera!
Bob is happy!
Bob left!
Okay, you're probably saying that this story stinks and I know that it-
Cool Dude appeared!
GET OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Webmaster is really enraged!
He's so enraged that he used FlameThrower!
Cool Dude was burnt to a crisp!
Cool Dude fainted!
Webmaster wins!
Huh?
But, no body ever said that we were battling!
Webmaster is confused!
It hurt itself in its own confusion!
Hey, if there is no 10th battle, I shouldn't be writing now!
...
Uh...can I end now?
Big Announcer Voice says it's not over!
It wasn't even supposed to start!
I'm the webmaster and I can do what I want!
Big Announcer used Fire!
Webmaster was fired!
I am not! I rule this page on the Internet! I know the password to fix it! I can tell you so you can mess this page up if I wanted to!
Big Announcer Voice to telekenisisly find out what the password is!
The password is...
Too many lines have been used!
END
That was really weird! That was just plain stupid!
The battle has ended so just shut up!
Oh, sorry.
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