Battle #16: Final Answer? (January 29, 2000)
Setting: Reality
Player: Bob the Cameraman [Record: 4-3-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Y2K Bug (Battle #12)
Bob is recieved a phone call!
Hmmm, wonder who it is...
You have been chosen to appear on the game show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionare?"!
Woo-Hoo! I'm gonna be a millionare!
Bob is skipping to the studio!
I need some money, a lot of money... (to the tune of "We're In The Money")
Regis: Welcome to Night 45 of "Who Wants To Be A Millionare?"!
After I'm done with you, I'll have a million bucks!
Regis: For $100, what color is a black horse? A. White, B. Black, C. Pink, or D. Turqoiuse.
Hmm…hard question but I’ll go with B.
Regis: Is that your final answer?
I HATE IT WHEN YOU SAY THAT!!!
Regis is mad!
Regis wants to fight!
Oh yeah, then let's go!
Regis sent out Regis!
Go! Jigglypuff!
Jigglypuff, do a really drastic move!
Jigglypuff used Jiggly!
Jigglypuff is getting jiggly with it in front of Regis!
That...is just too disturbing...
Regis is totally DISGUSTED!
Regis used Question!
Question cards are flying at Jigglypuff!
Jigglypuff is answering all the questions!
Jigglypuff won 1,000,000!
Oh please!
Richlypuff, return!
Enough already!
Go! Bob!
Regis used Steal!
Regis stole all of Bob's money!
Nooooooooo...
Bob needs money, badly!
Regis handed Bob one tattered dollar!
What?! That's all!?!?!?!
Bob fainted!
Regis wins!
Richypuff buys a new Canyenero and drives away!
Regis: What a bad contestant, he only won one dollar!
Battle #17: What's a Pokie Moon? (February 5, 2000)
Setting: Reality
Player: Guy [No Record]
Yes! Now I have my Pokemon license!
But where do I begin? I have no Pokemon...
Narrator says you're copying Larry from Red Version!
Hey, shut up!
I'll just fly to Japan to find Pokemon!
Guy spent MEGA bucks to fly to Japan!
Well, here I am!
Narrator says you didn't have to fly all the way to Japan to find Pokemon!
Who asked you?
Wild Sumo appeared!
I don't have any Pokemon! Run!
There's no running from a Wild Sumo battle!
Well, can't I send out myself...
Go! Guy!
Well, that worked smoothly...
Sumo used Bellyflop!
Sumo bellyflopped onto Guy!
OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Guy is in pain!
Guy fainted!
Hey! I did not!
Why do narrators always pick on the new guys?
Sumo used Eat!
Sumo is eating!
While he's distracted, I can use my special attack!
Guy used Whine!
And?
.......Nothing happened!
What?!?! That is so cheap!
What? Wild Sumo is evolving!
That's bad news...
Wild Sumo evolved into Colossal Sumo!
*Gulp* Kind of reminds me of a Jigglypuff; so fat and-
Hey, I got it!
Guy used Pin!
What? Colossal Sumo is de-evolving!
Colossal Sumo de-evolved into Wild Sumo!
Yes! It's working!
What? Wild Sumo is de-evolving!
Wild Sumo de-evolved into Speck of Dust Particles!
Hahahahahahahahaha! Now to end this by stepping on you!
Speck of Dust Particles used Pin!
Noooooooo...I'm deflating...
What? Guy is de-evolving!
Guy de-evolved into Tiny Speck of Dust Particles!
Game ended in a draw!
*Sob*
To be continued...
Battle #18: An Unsuspected Fate (February 12, 2000)
Setting: Reality
Player: Guy [Record: 0-0-1] Last Battle: Draw vs. Wild Sumo (Battle #17)
Wild Sumo woke up!
Wild Sumo played the PokeFlute!
Guy woke up!
Ugh...what day is it?
Wild Sumo says it's the twelfth of February!
Wha!?! I've been asleep for a whole week!
Wild Sumo says these battles only happen once a week!
That's so cruel!
Webmaster: Shut up or I'll make you shut up!
Yeah, so what're YOU gonna do about it?
Webmaster wants to fight!
Yeah, whatever. I'll beat you!
Webmaster sent out Flubby!
Woah, nobody's seen him since battle #7.
I don't have any Pokemon!
Flubby used Squish!
Guy was squished!
Hey! I haven't sent out a Pokemon yet!
Wild Houou appeared!
What's that?
PokeDex: Houou, this Pokemon is so rare that nobody has discovered it.
I'll catch it! PokeBall, go!
Oak: Guy! This isn't the time to use that!
I'll catch that thing if I want to!
Oak: Guy! This isn't the time to use that!
Shut up, Oak!
Houou is getting bored!
Houou flew away!
GRRRRRR!!! Da** you, Oak!
There's no cursing allowed!
Oh yeah? @#*&$^(&^%#@&$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stupid sensors!
Webmaster returned Flubby!
Ah, air!
Webmaster sent out Bob!
He should be easy!
Guy used Bite!
It's not very effective...
Bob used Bite!
It's super effective!
Nooooooo, I have no chance of winning!
I must run!
Webmaster used PokeBall!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Press A repeatedly to free yourself!
Hey! Woah, woah, woah. We're in Purple Version! The laws of Red Version are useless here!
Since Guy is such a blabbermouth, he didn't even know that he was caught!
What?!?!?!?!!??!?
Webmaster feels the rath of power!
Guy feels the rath of defeat!
Wild Sumo feels the rath of walking away!
...and he does!
Battle #19: Take a Bite out of Crime then Rinse (February 19, 2000)
Setting: Reality
Player: Mike/ShadowStar [No Record]
Hmmm, look at this headline!
Headline: THE TOWN IS DOOMED!!! DOOMED, I TELL YOU!!!!!
Sheeesh! Why are you so loud and since when do you talk?
Toxin's behind all this and that only means one thing!
Mike decides to get some burritos!
No!
Mike transformed into ShadowStar!
Trumpets roar!
Now, where is that evil dude?
FreakBoy appeared!
Ahhh, my ally...
FreakBoy says to check out his website at http://www.angelfire.com/pokemon/whitever!
Eeeeeewwww! So you're the one who made that vile site!
FreakBoy says if you think that's gross then watch the news, it's a lot grosser than this!
Ah, you say that for everything!
Toxin appeared!
Ahh, there's that dasteredly villian!
Toxin wants to fight!
ShadowStar wants to fight!
FreakBoy wants to fight!
Traitor!
FreakBoy says that he wants to fight Toxin, not you!
Oh.
Toxin is enraged that it's 2 against 1!
Toxin sent out his Super Duper Solor-Powered Whatchamacallit!
I don't know what the heck that means but it sounds bad!
Toxin is upgrading his Super Duper Solor-Powered Whatchamacallit!
This is boring!
ShadowStar used a Wrench!
Toxin: No!
Toxin knocked Wrench away!
No!
FreakBoy caught Wrench!
Toxin: No!
Toxin knocked away Wrench!
FreakBoy: No!
Uh, is "No!" the only word in his vocabulary?
ShadowStar picked up Toxin's Super Duper Solor-Powered Whatchamacallit!
Whoah, whoah!
ShadowStar crushed Toxin with the Super Duper Solor-Powered Whatchamacallit!
Ooooooooops!
FreakBoy and ShadowStar win!
*AHEM*!!!
ShadowStar and FreakBoy win!
That's better!
Now, FreakBoy. Let's go get some toast!
FreakBoy agrees!
Toxin: Can...I...*gasp*have...some?
Quiet you!
Toxin fainted!
Battle #20: Electrical Blowout (February 26, 2000)
Setting: Reality
Player: Bob the Cameraman [Record: 4-4-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Regis (Battle #16)
Ugh, what a cheap show that was...
But not as cheap "Who Wants To Marry A Multi-Millionare!
That was so stupid. Those dirty bast@#&s!!!
Um, maybe we should go on to the script, huh?
Oh, alright! Oh, look. It's a robot.
SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!!
Okay!!! Oooh! A robot!
Robot: *zzt*! Must destroy life form!
Robot used Laser!
Laser burned through Bob's foot!
OH MY LORD! That REALLY stung!!!
Alright, now I'm really annoyed!
Bob wants to fight!
Robot wants to fight!
Bob sent out Eevee!
Robot sent out Robot!
Well, well. Using yourself? Well, Eevee, Sand-Attack!
Eevee used Sand-Attack!
No effect!
Oh poo.
Robot used Mini-Explosion!
WAAAAAH!!! HIT THE DECK!!!
Eevee is now medium rare with a side of vegetables!
Eevee fainted!
Oh yeah? Well feel the wrath of my Jigglypuff!
Bob sent out Jigglypuff!
Well, still using yourself, eh? Jigglypuff, intimidate him!
Jigglypuff is transforming!
What the-
Jigglypuff transformed into the Rabid Jigglypuff of Doom!
Oh, gimmie a brake, Jigglypuff! That's Aqua copyrighted!
Jiggypuff through away costume!
Robot used Laser!
Woah!!! Look out, Jiggler!
Jigglypuff: JigglyPUFF!!!
Jigglypuff got out her black marker!
Yeah, Jigglypuff!
Jigglypuff is scribbling Robot's face!
Steam is reeking out!
Robot: *beep* system..error...self-destruct!...
Uh-oh!
KABLOOEY!!!!
Robot was blown away!
Bob won!
Sweet!
Jigglypuuf is doing a little dance!
Well, at least you're not disturbing me.
Bob is disturbed!
I hate you, narrator! Someday, I'll find you and eat your flesh!
Jigglypuff in shock, stopped dancing!
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