#46-#50 #51-#55 #56-#60
Battle #21: The Not So Thrilling Return of Cool Dude (March 4, 2000)
Setting: Reality
Player: Cool Dude [Record: 1-2-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Webmaster (Battle #10)
How come I was bewilthered for eleven battles?
I feel just like Butch!
Butch: Hey, I've been in only one battle! You've been in three!
Shut up! I'm going to make my return!
Cool Dude makes his return!
We know that!
Webmaster won't allow that!
Oh, yeah? Why not?
Wemaster says because he's the ruler and what he says goes!
Well, what if I destroy you?
Webamster says that he is invincible!
Oh yeah? Invincible THIS!
Cool Dude used Super-Scream!
Webmaster is screeching in terror!
Wemaster used Erase!
Noooo! I'm being erased from the website!
Cool Dude used Super-Smash!
Webmaster's skull was fractured!
It's super effective!
Webmaster fainted!
Hah! I won in exactly 20 lines! A record!
Wait, that lowers the battle quality...
And that lowers the site rating...
Along with missed updates...
And that'll bring me down some ranks...
Ah, what the heck! Onward with the invasion!
Battle #22: Good VS. Mentally Insane (March 11, 2000)
Setting: Reality
Player: Cool Dude [Record: 1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Webmaster (Battle #21)
BLAAAAARGGGH!!! Now I'm MAD!!!
Cool Dude sees a flying thing in the air!
Woah! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a tiny, microscopic insect!
No, you inferial maggot! It's ShadowStar!
Oh, that masked freak...
ShadowStar is totally enraged!
Have you checked your temperment lately?
A melody is coming from a pedestrian's...socks?
Pedestrian: My musical socks make me all warm and fuzzy inside!
That...was weird but disturbing...
ShadowStar: Hey, we gonna play or what!
Yes, let's.
Cool Dude sent out Toaster!
ShadowStar sent out Tech!
Hehehe, this should be fun.
Toaster used Toast!
Tech was shoved in the toaster!
Hahaha! Burn, my little dude!
Tech came out all crispy and black!
Tech fainted!
Hahaha! Your Tech is medium rare!
ShadowStar: I'd perfer it with a side of vegetables.
ShadowStar sent out ShadowStar!
Hehehe...
Cool Dude withdrew Toaster!
Cool Dude sent out Godzilla!
ShadowStar: I hate this bitter irony...
You're not a superhero! You're a superZERO!
ShadowStar: I can live without those superhero jokes...
Godzilla used Tokyo!
Tokyo fell on ShadowStar!
ShadowStar: Ha! I'll just use my super strength!
ShadowStar: Wait a minute! I can't...use it!
The power is to much for you!
ShadowStar fainted!
Cool Dude wins!
First, ShadowStar. Now, the rest of the Pokemon universe!
Battle #23: Hoop-Dee-Doo Monster Revue (March 18, 2000)
Setting: Reality
Player: Guy [Record: 1-2-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Webmaster (Battle #18)
Dad: Good-night, son
Good-night, Dad!
ZZZZZZZZZZ
BoogieDude appeared!
Gaaah! Who are you?
BoogieDude: I'm your worst nightmare and I will take over your mind!
That's bad, right?
BoogieDude: Uh-huh.
DAD! There's a BoogieDude who's out to suck out my mind!
Dad: Now listen! Your mother's trying to sleep! Now shut up or I'll call the police!
Why would you call the police?
Dad: WHAT did I just say?
Dozing, Dad! Dozing!
Dad: That's good.
Die, BoogieDude!
Guy got his baseball bat!
Guy swung...
...and went right through BoogieDude!
Man, this is crud, dude.
BoogieDude used Brain-Eat!
Waaaaah!
Guy used Pokemon Yellow game cartridge as a shield!
Pikachu's mind was sucked!
Oh-no! He was up to level 89!
That's it! Now you pay!
Guy used Mega-Kick!
Guy got sucked into BoogieDude's body!
Man, this is even more crud, dude.
BoogieDude: Ewww! What did I just eat!
You just ate me!
Guy is getting woozy!
Guy fainted!
BoogieDude wins!
BoogieDude: Man, this is tasteless! In fact, you taste like cr-
Battle #24: Gotta Win Kwik (March 25, 2000)
Setting: Game: 20%/Reality: 80%/Anime: 0%
Player: Mac [No Record]
Gotta get a Super Squishee!
Mac walks into the Kwik-E-Mart!
Apu: Welcome, kind shopper, to my humble store.
Yeah, Apu. I need a Squishee so can you show me where-
Apu: And please put your hands where I can see them or I shall dance upon your bullet-riddled carcuss!
Fine! I'll get it myself!
Mac finds Squishee Vender!
Good!
Mac pours Squishee!
Machine is malfunctioning!
Huh? Uh-oh...
Squishee Vender Machine exploded!
Apu is angry!
Hey! It wasn't my fault!
Apu wants to fight!
Fine then! I'll win anyways!
Go! Flareon!
Apu sent out Moldy Hot Dog!
Isn't that Abdul's Pokemon?
Apu says that Abdul is his cousin!
That settles it then. Flareon, Fire Blast!
Flareon used Fire Blast!
Moldy Old Hot Dog was burned!
Haha! Your hot dog is burned!
Apu withdrew Moldy Hot Dog!
Apu sent out Microwave!
Flareon, use Quick Attack!
Flareon used Quick Attack!
The move failed!
D'oh!
What a furious battle!
D'oh! That Stadium narrator came from Red to Purple Version!
Microwave used Burn, Baby, Burn!
That was weak!
Microwave was hurt from the burn!
Woah! Going down!
Woo-Hoo!
It's just one Pokemon against three now!
Yes! I'm gonna win!
Apu sent out Apu!
Okay then! If that's how you want it then let's go!
The trainer's changing Pokemon!
Go! Mac!
Hehehe! Watch this!
Mac used Steal!
Mac is stealing Kwik-E-Mart merchandise!
Ooh! This stuff will do me well!
Apu used Call Police!
Apu called the police!
Huh?
Police appeared!
Uh-oh! I'm innocent! He made me do it!
Police are taking Mac away!
I'll get you for this, Apu!
And there goes the battle!
Apu turned off Pokemon Stadium!
Apu: Thank you! Come again!
Battle #25: Bob's Lucky Catch (March 26, 2000)
Setting: Game: 80%/Reality: 10%/Anime: 10%
Player: Bob the Cameraman [Record: 5-5-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Robot (Battle #20)
We're a fourth into Purple Version and no one's even seen a Pikachu.
A version isn't complete without a Pikachu!
Wild Pikachu appeared!
Talk about luck!
This is really my lucky day!
Webmaster reminds Bob that he got hit by a train, run over by a Cherylet, and got thrown into a manhole today!
Well, this patches up for all those bad things!
Bob grins stupidly!
Webmaster goes into a corner and weeps!
Go, Marowak!
Bob sent out Marowak!
Marowak, Bonemerang, NOW!
Marowak used Bonemerang, NOW!
Marowak threw a bone NOW!
You're supposed to aim at the Pikachu! Not aim anywhere!
Marowak says to shut up!
But, how can he talk English?
Bob is confused!
OH SH-
It hurt itself in its own confusion!
OW! THAT HURT! Also, I am not an it!
Bob is angry!
Bonemerang came back!
Boomerangs always come back! How could I be so stupid?
Webmaster: Because you ARE stupid!
Shut up!
I'm really annoyed at that webmaster...
Bonemerang hit Pikachu!
Pikachu: PIKA!
Pikachu used Thunderbolt!
AAAAAAH! Not on me! On Marowak!
You're weak anyway. PokeBall, GO!
Pikachu refuses to be put in that ball!
Why not?
Pikachu says it doesn't have a built-in jacuzzi in it!
Oh whatever! Come on, Pikachu.
Pikachu agrees to come with you!
Alright! I got a Pikachu! Now I have all 151 Pokemon!
Ash appeared!
Ash accuses Bob of stealing his Pikachu!
Eh? Is this true, Pikachu?
Pikachu says that he ran away from Ash because he's such a big jerk!
I SO agree with you, Pikachu.
Ash is angry!
Ash wants to fight!
Ha! With your wimpy Pokemon, this should be a snap!
Go! Moltres!
Ash sent out Squirtle!
Ash: Ha! Water beats fire!
Not if I can help it
Moltres used Tackle!
Squirtle faints humiliatingly!
Ash: How could that be?
That's because your Pokemon stink!
Ash sent out Charizard!
Bob withdrew Moltres!
D'oh! 150 balls to choose from! All unmarked!
Ash: You have all 151 Pokemon?
Read Bob Battle #1 to figure it out!
Pokeball, GO!
Go-
Blastiose!
Oh yeah! One second...
Bob used Marker!
Bob wrote "Blastiose" on his PokeBall!
Good. Now, Blastoise. Hydro Pump!
Blastoise used Hydro Pump!
Charizard fainted!
Ash was blown away by the blast!
Ash turned into a little tiny star!
Yeah! I win!
Whew, that was long!
Ally Pikachu wants to know why he didn't battle!
Don't worry. You'll battle a lot in Bob Battles.
Ally Pikachu says the Bob Battles are screwed up!
Da Evolution Man's Pikachu does that...
So don't you start!
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