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Welcome to PokéBattles: Foxfire Version. PokéBattles are a unique form of parodic Pokémon fanfiction from the early days of the Pokémon fandom and in the style of the games' narration, defined by the presence of a player who speaks, and a NARRATOR who describes (and, often, distorts) everything else, one line at a time. For more information, go to pokebattles.com, the official site. This site is an unofficial revival, and I want it to live and grow.

"Foxfire" is a name for ghostly lights at night. Sparks of light and flame from decay of the past. Ghosts, spirits, things that lead travelers astray. A memory of what has been in the past, and new life stemming from death. This website is both a memorial to Poké Battles as they were, and a revivification of the format that I hope will last longer than it did before. Also, Ninetales.

New battles will come on Thursday. Updates on the state of the network come on Saturday. New Amber Archive versions will come on Saturdays as available. Other updates will come as feasible.

You can contact me, Hiber, at pokebattles.foxfire@gmail.com. The site also has a Discord here.


2/20/2025: Battle #167: Slow Food is up on Foxfire Version.

2/6/2025: As promised, Battle #166 is up on Foxfire Version. Hiatus is over, though I'm reducing rate to once every two weeks in an effort to avoid future burnout events and spread my creative energies further afield.

1/4/2025: Network Update: Sandy Version has Battles #146-#151 and Prose Fic #2 up, and has concluded.
I am not kidding when I say Sandy 2021 has been some of the best work to have ever come out of the Poké Battles medium. Their star is far brighter than mine.
Go. Read it. It is literature. It is art. It is good.

Still on schedule for starting updates again sometime on or prior to February 6. Oldnews will be bumped to a new page soon. Happy New Year!

Older News


Latest Battle: Battle #167: Slow Food

The Wartortle, for the record - his superpower is that the is the slowest man alive. Even supervillains get fast food from time to time.

Battle 167: Slow Food 2/20/2024
Location: Dendy's
Player: The Wartortle [1-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Dr. Wily (T4R1)


WARTORTLE appeared!
WARTORTLE used DRIVE UP!
ATTENDANT: Welcome to Dendy's, can I take your order?
I
...
would
ATTENDANT: ...
like
Enemy COMMUTER: ...
to
Wild BIRD: ...
order
FFWEBMASTER: ...
a
ATTENDANT: ... Sir?
Dendwich
ATTENDANT: One dendwich, and
Combo.
ATTENDANT: ... Yes sir, one dendburger combo. Would you like to dendrosize that?
ATTENDANT used UPSELL!
No.
It's not very effective...
Thank.
...
You.
ATTENDANT: That'll be $35.35 at the second window, thank you for visiting Dendy's.
WARTORTLE used DRIVE FORWARD SLOWLY!
Enemy COMMUTER used HONK!
It's not very effective...
I
WINDOW used OPEN!
am
ATTENDANT: ... sir?
driving
Enemy COMMUTER used HONK!
to
It's not very effective... the
Enemy COMMUTER's attack continues!
window
WARTORTLE used PAY!
WARTORTLE paid $35.35!
Enemy COMMUTER used HONK!
ATTENDANT: Here's your order sir, enjoy the rest of your day.
WARTORTLE found SANDWICH!
This
Enemy COMMUTER used HONK!
Dendwich
Enemy COMMUTER's attack continues!
is
What? Enemy COMMUNER is evolving!
soggy.
Congratulations! Enemy COMMUTER evolved into GOOSE!
I
Enemy GOOSE attacked in a grumpy rage!
want
TO BE CONTINUED
a
...
new
... BATTLE is OVER!
one.
...
ATTENDANT: We hope to see you again!

If you enjoyed the battle, you can send feedback to the site email or discuss on the community Discord.

Pokémon and all related properties are owned by Nintendo; other properties used in this work are copyright to their respective owners. I own none of those properties. This site is a work of parody and historical documentation. Poké Battles is owned by Jason Ross.
I own only those characters and concepts original to this work.
Typical fanfiction disclaimer.