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Welcome to PokéBattles: Foxfire Version. PokéBattles are a unique form of parodic Pokémon fanfiction from the early days of the Pokémon fandom and in the style of the games' narration, defined by the presence of a
"Foxfire" is a name for ghostly lights at night. Sparks of light and flame from decay of the past. Ghosts, spirits, things that lead travelers astray. A memory of what has been in the past, and new life stemming from death. This website is both a memorial to Poké Battles as they were, and a revivification of the format that I hope will last longer than it did before. Also, Ninetales.
New battles will come on Thursday. Updates on the state of the network come on Saturday. New Amber Archive versions will come on Saturdays as available. Other updates will come as feasible.
You can contact me, Hiber, at pokebattles.foxfire@gmail.com. The site also has a Discord here.
I missed the network update for 12/7. Sandy Version also has Battle #143: A Figure in the Weeds up.
Latest Battle: Battle #165: Decapitation 2024
Basically since 2008, I've wanted to do one of these or imagined what it would be like.
The "presidential election Halloween battle". There were two in the original series.
It's quite unfortunate I'm doing it under today's not just increasingly polarized, but increasingly dangerous, circumstances...
But I tried to make something respectable and acceptable.
And I'm out in the middle of a storm.
In Florida
On Halloween
In an election year.
Am I actively asking to get eaten by monsters. How did it come to this!
YES!
Right, next decent hotel I see I'm stopping.
Wild OMINOUS GOLF RESORT appeared!
THUNDER used CASTLETHUNDER.WAV!
CAR: PUTT PUTT PUTT KACHUNK KACHUNK GRRRRRR...
CAR used STALL!
CAR fainted!
Well, guess I'm walking to the next pla--
Wild ALLIGATOR appeared!
Wild ALLIGATOR appeared!
Wild ALLIGATOR appeared!
At least it's sort of decently furnished?
... tackiest obviously haunted house I've seen in ages...
TRUMP appeared!
TRUMP: I win at golf.
TRUMP: Nobody has spoken to crowds bigger than me.
TRUMP: We actually had more people.
Anyway, you definitely want my vote.
They always do on Halloween.
TRUMP: I just want to find eleven thousand seven hundred eighty votes.
TRUMP: There's nothing wrong with saying you've recalculated.
TRUMP: The ballots are out of control.
TRUMP: We want to have- Get rid of the ballots.
Enemy TRUMP whipped out GIANT SCISSORS!
Enemy TRUMP wants to-
JOHNSAV used POKé DOLL!
JOHNSAV ran away!
Enemy TRUMP: We're going to build a wall.
Enemy TRUMP: And nobody builds walls better than me, believe me.
Enemy TRUMP used BUILD WALL!
Enemy RUSTY FENCE appeared!
Enough to learn a secret technique to deal with and overcome any wall, big or small!
OH YEAH!
JOHNSAV used KOOL TACKLE!
JOHNSAV ran through RUSTY FENCE like KOOLAIDMAN!
RUSTY FENCE fainted!
JOHNSAV kept going and crashed!
Into STAIRWELL!
You can't see any AL GORE SKELETON here!
So what's actually in the river.
Wild ALLIGATOR appeared!
Wild ALLIGATOR used BELLOW!
JOHNSAV ran away scared!
Enemy TRUMP: A Massive Fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution
Enemy TRUMP: Despite the constant negative press covfefe
Enemy TRUMP: Just this week it was reported that an illegal aggle in thin
Enemy TRUMP: One rough hour - and I mean real rough - the word will get out and it will end immediately, you know?
Enemy TRUMP: ... The Late Great Hannibal Lecter.
Enemy TRUMP whipped out STEAKKNIFE!
Enemy TRUMP used LIVERSTAB!
It didn't affect JOHNSAV!
Enemy TRUMP: You're fired.
Enemy TRUMP used FIRE!
JOHNSAV was burned!
JOHNSAV recovered using MIRACLEBERRY!
JOHNSAV used POKé DOLL!
JOHNSAV ran away!
Wild ALLIGATOR HORDE used BELLOW!
JOHNSAV ran away scared!
... But, it failed!
Enemy TRUMP blocks the way!
Enemy TRUMP: IF YOU GO AFTER ME, I’M COMING AFTER YOU
Enemy TRUMP: There are no mixed messages. There are no mixed messages.
Enemy TRUMP used TRUMP SWORD!
JOHNSAV used DODGEROLE!
JOHNSAV DODGEd ROLE as HORRORVICTIM!
Enemy TRUMP kept going and crashed!
... Into COCONUT TREE!
COCONUT TREE is angry!
COCONUT TREE used FALL!
HARRIS fell on enemy TRUMP!
HARRIS: You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?!
HARRIS used CAMPAIGN!
It's super effective!
Enemy TRUMP used CAMPAIGN!
It's not very effective...
Forces collide!
CAM's PAIN greatly rose!
Enemy TRUMP's attack continues!
COCONUT TREE's attack continues!
COCONUTs scattered everywhere!
Enemy ALLIGATOR HORDE used DEVOUR!
On COCONUTS!
Right, I know how this ended up for the trick-or-treater and the sleuth, and the path is clear. Bye!
JOHNSAV ran away!
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I own only those characters and concepts original to this work.
Typical fanfiction disclaimer.
