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Welcome to PokéBattles: Foxfire Version. PokéBattles are a unique form of parodic Pokémon fanfiction from the early days of the Pokémon fandom and in the style of the games' narration, defined by the presence of a "Foxfire" is a name for ghostly lights at night. Sparks of light and flame from decay of the past. Ghosts, spirits, things that lead travelers astray. A memory of what has been in the past, and new life stemming from death. This website is both a memorial to Poké Battles as they were, and a revivification of the format that I hope will last longer than it did before. Also, Ninetales. New battles will come on Thursday. Updates on the state of the network come on Saturday. New Amber Archive versions will come on Saturdays as available. Other updates will come as feasible. You can contact me, Hiber, at pokebattles.foxfire@gmail.com. The site also has a Discord here. It has come to my attention that I missed last week's network update. Apologies for the inconvenience. Sandy Version also has Battle #112 "The Bird's The Word" up, as of April 13th! They're both very good and the plot is increasingly thickening. Go read them!
Latest Battle: Battle 145: Financial MeltdownI think this plot-arc is finally coming to a close. Literally half the Version's lifetime... Perhaps you can explain why two of my most profitable minions have gone missing. More precisely, I can sense one of them on your person. And... I'm the second-to-last, aren't I? TERRA: Nah, last. I caught Lucifer off camera. TERRA: He was really ticked off he didn't even get a scene. But we were out of time. TERRA: Anyway, time to get in the ball. What's your price? I TERRA wants to fight! TERRA sent out LONGRAT! Shame his ... 'Orphan Crusher 2000' never came to fruition. LONGRAT: EXCUSE YOU, it's 'OrphanXruXer2000'. LONGRAT: Sure you pronounced it right but THE XS ARE IMPORTANT. LONGRAT: And besides! I paid you my dues. I love your employee life insurance policies! TERRA: GET ON WITH IT MAMMON sent out MINT! MINT used DIE STRIKE! ... good enough for NARRATOR! LONGRAT: OI you know I'd break a strike for you any day-- The moment it will profit us something to turn our backs on each other, we must. It's just rational economics. LONGRAT is on STRIKE! LONGRAT DIEd! MAMMON's SOUL HARVEST: GREED! Congratulations! LONGRAT was caught! TERRA: Oh, you cheating... TERRA: Go, Pluto! TERRA sent out PLUTO! PLUTO: GAOOOOO~ PLUTO used BREAK DASH! PLUTO BROKE the DIEs and DASHed off! PLUTO ran away! TERRA: ... uhhh. I'll have to get him back later. TERRA: He's gone completely feral after he learned his planet was demoted to dwarf planet. TERRA: So uh.... your money won't do you any good. TERRA: Your name is literally "profit" or "wealth" or something. Convincing them that I wasn't just the incarnation of wealth. That there were non-greedy ways to accumulate excess and leave others without. That serving money was somehow not inevitable service to greed. TERRA: That's real nice, but uhh... You haven't sent out another Pokémon so. TERRA used ULTRA BALL! 3... 2... 1... Congratulations! MAMMON was caught! TERRA: ... well, that's all of 'em. TERRA: ... it's time. If you enjoyed the battle, you can send feedback to the site email or discuss on the community Discord. |
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