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Welcome to PokéBattles: Foxfire Version. PokéBattles are a unique form of parodic Pokémon fanfiction from the early days of the Pokémon fandom and in the style of the games' narration, defined by the presence of a player who speaks, and a NARRATOR who describes (and, often, distorts) everything else, one line at a time. For more information, go to pokebattles.com, the official site. This site is an unofficial revival, and I want it to live and grow.

"Foxfire" is a name for ghostly lights at night. Sparks of light and flame from decay of the past. Ghosts, spirits, things that lead travelers astray. A memory of what has been in the past, and new life stemming from death. This website is both a memorial to Poké Battles as they were, and a revivification of the format that I hope will last longer than it did before. Also, Ninetales.

New battles will come on Thursday. Updates on the state of the network come on Saturday. New Amber Archive versions will come on Saturdays as available. Other updates will come as feasible.

You can contact me, Hiber, at pokebattles.foxfire@gmail.com. The site also has a Discord here.

12/30/2023: Network Update: Emerald Version has Battles #95 "Li'l Elon Returns", #96 "Narrative Not Found (Director's Cut)", #97 "L'il Elon Goes to Washington", #98 "Filibuster Funk & Doompuff Dunk", #99 "Segmentation Fault in Sector 420" and #100 "Meme Congressional Takeover" up. These battles were written in part using generative AI.

Additional updates to Amber Archive. Thanks to Andre of Emerald Version. Additional battles on Illumina, plus additional instances of Cinnabar, Emerald, Platinum, Dark, and Lavender found on GeoCities.WS. I'm still alive. I don't have a schedule for the completion of Battle #170 at this time.

3/20/2025: Battle #169: Goose Cabal is up on Foxfire Version.

3/6/2025: Battle #168: Attack of the Goose is up on Foxfire Version.

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Latest Battle: Battle #168: Attack of the Goose

Laaaate.

Battle 169: Goose Cabal 3/20/2024
Location: Goose Cabal
Player: Goose [0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. The Wartortle (#168)

HONK!
GOOSE CABAL: HONK!
The turtles of the pond attack us! HONK!
GOOSE CABAL: The turtles of the pond attack us! HONK!
The squirrels of the trees steal our eggs! HONK!
GOOSE CABAL: The squirrels of the trees steal our eggs! HONK!
The humans of the pond dare to withhold our bread! HONK!
GOOSE CABAL: The humans of the pond dare to withhold our bread! HONK!
And the ducks of the pond simply think they are better than us! HONK!
GOOSE CABAL: And the ducks of the pond simply thiink they are better than us! HONK!
HONK! HONK! To war!
GOOSE CABAL: HONK! HONK! To war!

Location: Park
Player: Duck Man [No Record]

DUCK MAN used LETTUCE THROW!
Ally DUCK FLOCK's HP rose!
What a relaxing day in the park.
Enemy GOOSE CABAL appeared!
... that is a lot of geese.
Enemy GOOSE CABAL wants to fight!
Enemy GOOSE CABAL sent out Enemy GOOSE CABAL!
Go! Ally DUCK FLOCK!
... I don't want to send them out though. This looks dangerous.
But they're not mine I guess, so go me I guess.
Enemy GOOSE CABAL used GAGGLE!
Enemy GOOSE CABAL's NOISE greatly rose!
Enemy GOOSE CABAL: Give us the bread, bread man! HONK!
Ally DUCK FLOCK used FLOCK!
Ally DUCK FLOCK FLOCKed together!
Ally DUCK FLOCK's DEFENSE rose!
... they want the bread. Don't they know that's poisonous?
No!
Fine, me, use Lettuce Throw.
DUCK MAN used LETTUCE THROW!
Ally DUCK FLOCK's HP rose!
It doesn't affect enemy GOOSE CABAL!
Enemy GOOSE CABAL used WEDGE!
Enemy GOOSE CABAL formed FLYING WEDGE and charged!
Ally DUCK FLOCK's COHESIVENESS greatly fell!
Ally DUCK FLOCK used QUACK!
Nothing happened!
Enemy GOOSE CABAL: Give us the bread, bread man. Or you will be next. HONK!
... sigh. Guess it can't be helped. Duck, duck goose.
DUCK MAN used DUCK DUCK GOOSE!
What? Enemy GOOSE CABAL is evolving!
Congratulations! Enemy GOOSE CABAL evolved into DUCK CABAL!
Ally DUCK FLOCK used DUCK!
Ally DUCK FLOCK ducked!
Enemy DUCK CABAL didn't!
Wild WRECKING BALL used LOW SWING!
(Enemy DUCK CABAL:)
It's super effective!
Enemy DUCK CABAL fainted!
(Ally DUCK FLOCK:)
Wild WRECKING BALL's attack missed!
Congratulations! DUCK MAN and ally DUCK FLOCK won!

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I own only those characters and concepts original to this work.
Typical fanfiction disclaimer.