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Welcome to PokéBattles: Foxfire Version. PokéBattles are a unique form of parodic Pokémon fanfiction from the early days of the Pokémon fandom and in the style of the games' narration, defined by the presence of a "Foxfire" is a name for ghostly lights at night. Sparks of light and flame from decay of the past. Ghosts, spirits, things that lead travelers astray. A memory of what has been in the past, and new life stemming from death. This website is both a memorial to Poké Battles as they were, and a revivification of the format that I hope will last longer than it did before. Also, Ninetales. New battles will come on Thursday. Updates on the state of the network come on Saturday. New Amber Archive versions will come on Saturdays as available. Other updates will come as feasible. You can contact me, Hiber, at pokebattles.foxfire@gmail.com. The site also has a Discord here.
Latest Battle: Foxfire #53This whole thing was built on a single pun that I've had hidden away for years and years. I don't even know. In world news, today, we've received word that the Unova, Alola, and Galar regions, along with the United Kingdom, the state of North Dakota, and the planet Tatooine have all announced unconditional surrenders. Additionally, we've received word that the Amazon Rainforest has spontaneously evolved into the Amazon Death Desert. In politics, Stan Legislator and the Foxfire Resistance Party continue to push for additional sanctions against Team Rocket, while In local news, Mayor Flind is expected to lose re-election following widespread allegations of the use of mind control by him. Additionally, a number of groups as seen on the screen behind me have begin reporting that it is the End Times and reacting appropriately. The Church of the Iron Nail, meanwhile, has released a press statement that says, and I quote, "End times? Bring it." Cut. STAFF used CUT! LAWN fainted! MAYORFLIND appeared! MAYORFLIND is angry! MAYORFLIND says POOR PRESS COVERAGE is super effective against CAMPAIGN! MAYORFLIND is angry! MAYORFLIND wants to fight! Go, Printing Press! ...?! Go! PRINTINGPRESS! Enemy MAYORFLIND sent out DUERGAR! Enemy DUERGAR used EXPANSION! Enemy DUERGAR wrote an EXPANSION to popular TTRPG! Printing press, use Print. PRINTINGPRESS used PRINT! EXPANSION went to PRINT! DUERGAR is happy! DUERGAR joined you! Enemy MAYORFLIND is angry! Enemy MAYORFLIND sent out MAYORFLIND! What? O is evolving! O evolved into E! AYER fell back! IND advanced! Enemy MAYORFLIND was renamed MINDFLAYER! Enemy MINDFLAYER used MIND BLAST! Ally DUERGAR was BLASTED with MIND! PRINTINGPRESS was BLASTED with MIND! It's not very effective... Press, use Hot Off The Presses. PRESS used HOT OFF THE PRESSES! Enemy MINDFLAYER was burned! Enemy MINDFLAYER used STOP! PRESSES were fully STOPPED! PRINTINGPRESS fainted! Bring out which POKéMON? The enemy eats brains! Get'm CAMERA! Enemy MINDFLAYER used MINDBLAST! It's not very effective... Ally DUERGAR is paralyzed! It may not attack! It doesn't affect CAMERA! Camera, use Shoot! CAMERA used SHOOT! CAMERA shot enemy MINDFLAYER! Hit 6 times! Enemy MINDFLAYER used PLANE SHIFT! CAMERA's PROJECTION PLANE was fully SHIFTED! It's super effective! Not that it matters for fighting I guess... Camera, use Snap. CAMERA used SNAP! CAMERA snapped enemy MINDFLAYER like TWIG! Enemy MINDFLAYER fainted! Well... Won't Fortunately I have spares. And, y'know, the TV camera crew. You got all that, right? If you enjoyed the battle, you can send feedback to the site email or discuss on the community Discord. |
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