Player: Cid [1-0-0] Last battle: Win vs. Grandpa
SKY is CHANGING COLORS!
Whoa... What's up with this?
JIGGLYPUFF fell from SKY!
Uh... What's a Jigglypu... AAAAH! THAT'S NO NORMAL JIGGLYPUFF!!!
SHADOW JIGGLYPUFF appeared!
SHADOW JIGGLYPUFF was renamed DARKPUFF!
CID hid behind BUILDING!
That... is one... scary... Jigglypuff...
DARKPUFF lifted BUILDING!
D'AAAH!
DARKPUFF snapped BUILDING in HALF!
Uh... Idon'twannafightthatthing!
DARKPUFF is ADVANCING!
Umumumumumum... GO CLEFAIRY!
CID sent out CLEFAIRY!
DARKPUFF promptly ate CLEFAIRY!
Inconceivable...
DARKPUFF is FIVE FEET AWAY!
RUNAWAYRUNAWAYRUNAWAY!!!
CID is RUNNING!
CID ran into TRAINERGAL!
No time! Get away!
TRAINERGAL is ANGRY!
TRAINERGAL wants to fight!
TRAINERGAL sent out SQUIRTLE!
DARKPUFF ate SQUIRTLE!
DARKPUFF ate TRAINERGAL!
DARKPUFF is ADVANCING!
ANGEMON appeared!
Uh... Aren't you a Digimon?
ANGEMON used HAND OF FATE!
It had no effect!
DARKPUFF ate ANGEMON!
Ooookayyyy...
WARGREYMON appeared!
METALGARURUMON appeared!
What's up with all the Digimon!?
HERCULESKABUTERIMON appeared!
Ooh! Never saw that one!
WARGREMON used TERRA FORCE!
METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW!
HERCULESKABUTERIMON used MEGA ELECTRO SHOCKER!
It had no effect!
DARKPUFF ate DIGIMON!
Ack.
DARKPUFF got STOMACHACHE!
DARKPUFF spit out DIGIMON!
MasterBalls, GO!
CID threw MASTERBALL!
ANGEMON was caught!
WARGREYMON was caught!
METALGARURUMON was caught!
HERCULESKABUTERIMON was caught!
Okay. BYE NOW!
CID ran away!
DARKPUFF followed in pursuit!

5/20/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 17: DIGI DEAD-END

Player: Digiman [no record.]
Where are my Digimon?
DIGIMAN is WONDERING!
Yes I am... Good freaky disembodied voice...
SHUT UP!
DARKPUFF appeared!
Uh... Uh-oh...
DARKPUFF is ADVANCING!
Go, Puppetmon!
DIGIMAN sent out PUPPETMON!
DARKPUFF promptly ate PUPPETMON!
And I liked that one too... MetalEtemon, GO!
DIGIMAN sent out METALETEMON!
DARKPUFF ate METALETEMON'S RIGHT ARM!
But that entire Digimon's made out of Chromedigizoid...
DARKPUFF ate METALETEMON!
Metalseadramon, you're next!
Go! METALSEADRAMON!
Use your River of Power!
METALSEADRAMON used RIVER OF POWER!
It had no effect!
DARKPUFF used DARK BREATH!
METALSEADRAMON died!
Oh my GOD! This thing is STRONG! Machinedramon, you're up!
The enemy's completely and totally invulnerable! Go, MAHCINEDRAMON!
DARKPUFF used GIGA KICK!
It's not very effective...
FINALLY! Mahcinedramon, use--
MACHINEDRAMON died!
AAH! And I only have two left... SaberLeomon, let's do it!
DIGIMAN sent out SABERLEOMON!
Howling Crusher!
SABERLEOMON used HOWLING CRUSHER!
It had no effect!
DARKPUFF used SING!
AAAAH!! MY HEAD!! IT BURNS!!
It's super effective!
SABERLEOMON died!
Only one left... Piedmon, you're the last line of defense!
DIGIMAN sent out PIEDMON!
DARKPUFF used GIGA KICK!
DARKPUFF missed!
Piedmon, Trump Sword!
PIEDMON used TRUMP SWORD!
Hit the enemy 4 times!
It had very little effect!
DARKPUFF used DARK BREATH!
DARKPUFF missed!
Good thing Piedmon's so fast...
PIEDMON used TRUMP SWORD!
Hit the enemy 4 times!
Critical hit!
It's not very effective...
DARKPUFF ate PIEDMON!
Okay, that didn't miss...
DARKPUFF is ADVANCING!
DIGI-EGGS appeared!
DIGIMAN collected DIGI-EGGS!
DIGIMAN ran away!
DARKPUFF followed in pursuit!

6/4/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 18: MMPH

Player: Digiman [0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Darkpuff
*huff* *puff* This... is not... *huff* good...
DIGIMAN stopped RUNNING!
At least my Digi-eggs hatched... and at least I have most of my Megas back...
CID ran into DIGIMAN!
OW! Watch it, kid!
CID didn't MEAN ANYTHING!
CID was running from DARKPUFF!
Oh. DARKPUFF'S HERE!?
NO!
Oh.
CID wants to fight!
Well, I guess that would help toughen up my Digimon. Go, Leomon!
DIGIMAN sent out LEOMON!
CID sent out HERCULESKABUTERIMON!
Hey! That's MY Digimon!
CID says he caught it before he ran from DARKPUFF!
Arrrrg... Leomon, use your Fist of the Beast King!
LEOMON used FIST OF THE BEAST KING!
It's not very effective...
HERCULESKABUTERIMON used MEGA ELECTRO SHOCKER!
LEOMON fainted!
One hit... But all my others are Megas! Go, Machinedramon!
The enemy's quite strong! Go, MACHINEDRAMON!
HERCULESKABUTERIMON used MEGA ELECTRO SHOCKER!
It's super effective!
Huh? Oh... It's metal...
MACHINEDRAMON fainted!
Piedmon, I choose you!
The enemy's... DARKPUFF!!!
AAAH!!
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH!!!
PIEDMON is in the process of being, well... SUMMONED!
Piedmon, G--
HERCULESKABUTERIMON used MEGA ELECTRO SHOCKER!
The attack kept going and crashed!
...into DIGIMAN!
Ow...
DIGIMAN is PARALYZED!
It may not attack!
Mphemememphumumph!
Go! PIEDMON!
Emphaemrn!
PIEDMON is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
ERMEMERPH!!
PIEDMON is confused!
It's bashing himself over the head with a steel chair in its confusion!
Mmmph...
PIEDMON is confused!
It commited suicide in its confusion!
PIEDMON died!
MMMPH!?
HERCULESKABUTERIMON used MEGA ELECTRO SHOCKER!
DIGIMAN fainted!
CID won!
CID left!
DIGI-EGGS appear!
To be Continued...

6/5/2000: WARRIOR BATTLE 19: Now Would be Good to Give Revelations...

Player: Sir_Chargon (no record.)
Oh, GREAT! Now I have to incorporate Dragon Legends characters into Shadow Version DIRECTLY!
SIR_CHARGON used CREATE!
KAMZEN WEAPON was CREATEd into SHADOW VERSION!
Go, Weapon! Destroy the Shadow Jigglypuff!
KAMZEN WEAPON flew away!
Hee hee hee...
SECONDS pass!
KAMZEN WEAPON returned!
You destroyed Darkpuff already?
KAMZEN WEAPON fainted!
Hm. Strong. Ultimas Weapon, you're next.
SIR_CHARGON used CREATE!
ULTIMAS WEAPON was CREATEd into SHADOW VERSION!
Beat up Darkpuff!
ULTIMA WEAPON flew away!
MINUTES pass!
Crap.
MORE MINUTES pass!
Okay...
ULTIMAS WEAPON returned!
Yep.
ULTIMA WEAPON fainted!
SIR_CHARGON used CREATE!
INDIGO WEAPON was CREATEd into SHADOW VERSION!
I'm not saying it again.
INDIGO WEAPON flew away!
DAYS pass!
Okay, this is good...?
INDIGO WEAPON returned!
Good! you barely have a scratch on...
INDIGO WEAPON fell in HALF!
AAAH!
DARKPUFF appeared!
DARKPUFF has INDIGO BLADE!
Hah! You can't get me! I'm not officially IN Shadow Version! Plus, I can DELETE YOU! MUAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
SIR_CHARGON used EVIL LAUGH!
Wait... That's DoubleD's laugh... BWEEHEEHEEHEE...
SIR_CHARGON used CORRECT EVIL LAUGH!
Now to delete you. You're wasting space on my hard drive!
SIR_CHARGON used DELETE!
INDIGO BLADE disappeared!
It didn't affect DARKPUFF!
What?
SIR_CHARGON used DELETE!
It didn't affect DARKPUFF!
Is this really happening?
NORTON ANTIVIRUS WINDOW appeared!
This is not good.
NORTON ANTIVIRUS WINDOW used OPEN WINDOW!
WINDOW used MESSAGE!
Just get to the point.
SHADOW VERSION is a REAL WORLD!
Huh? You mean I inadvertently tapped into an actually existing world with intelligent life?
Uh... YES!
Cool! I can make a fortune here!
SKY is changing COLORS!
Huh?
HOUSE is CHANGING!
Uh...
SHADOW VERSION appeared!
THIS is really not good!
DARKPUFF won!
To be continued...

6/6/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 20: Return of the Geezer

Player: Grandpa [5-6-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Cid
GRANDPA is taking a WALK!
HEY! It's that voice again!
GRANDPA WALKed into BUILDING WALL!
Ow...
BUILDING was LIFTED!
Hmm?
DARKPUFF appeared!
Who might you be?
DARKPUFF SNAPPED BUILDING in HALF!
Uh... Okay...
DARKPUFF is ADVANCING!
I think you want to fight?
DARKPUFF wants to KILL!
Okay, good enough for me. Go, Squall!
Go! SQUALL!
DARKPUFF promptly ate SQUALL!
D'oh... Go, License Card!
The enemy's INVINCIBLE! Go, LICENSE CARD!
Invincible...?
DARKPUFF looks at LICENSE CARD!
DARKPUFF thinks LICENSE CARD is PRETTY!
Okay...
DARKPUFF sees GRANDPA's PICTURE on LICENSE CARD!
DARKPUFF is ANGRY!
Uh oh...
DARKPUFF ate LICENSE CARD!
And the place I got those was demolished... I WANT MY DISCOUNT ON MEDICINE!!
DARKPUFF is INDIFFERENT!
DARKPUFF is ADVANCING!
Umokay... Bigstick, go!
You're gonna get eaten very fast! Go, BIGSTICK!
That was new...
DARKPUFF is EXAMINING BIGSTICK!
Bigstick, Slam!
BIGSTICK used SLAM!
Critical hit!
DARKPUFF went FLYING!
GRANDPA scored HOME RUN!
What? BIGSTICK is evolving!
Ooh!
BIGSTICK evolved into HUGESTICK!
...That's big...
DARKPUFF returned!
Hugestick, attack!
HUGESTICK used ATTACK!
HISTERIA VIKINGS trampled over DARKPUFF!
My Pokémon get weirder every time I see them. And before I get eaten, I'm going away.
GRANDPA ran!
GRANDPA came back!
Hugestick, come back!
HUGESTICK! Return!
GRANDPA ran away!
BATTLE was TIE!