7/4/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 46: One Dark Day

Player: Sir_Chargon [1-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Darkpuff
This is kind of weird... More than a week’s passed since Doompuff and Red Doompuff have been sealed to that dimensional-gap-thing, and Darkpuff hasn’t left...
DARKPUFF appeared!
Damn you, Narrator...
You’re welcome!
SIR_CHARGON is DIGESTING!
Huh? Oh... Well then how about this? DOOMPOPPER!
SIR_CHARGON used DOOMPOPPER!
DARKPUFF exploded!
DARKPUFF was renamed DARKPUFF BITS!
There we go. No more Darkpuff.
DARKPUFF BITS reassembled!
Uh...
DARKPUFF BITS was renamed DARKPUFF!
Very, extremely, much... not good.
DARKPUFF is ANRGY!
AAH!
DARKPUFF want to fight!
DARKPUFF sent out MINIONS!
What the...? Where does he get those? I thought Kenji vaporized them all...
DARKPUFF used YELL AT THE MINIONS!
MINIONS’ MORALE greatly fell!
MINIONS’ STRENGTH greatly rose!
MINIONS’ DEFENSE greatly rose!
MINIONS’ SPECIAL greatly rose!
MINIONS’ SPEED gre--
I GET THE IDEA!
--atly rose!
...
MINIONS used MINION ATTACK!
MINIONS are ATTACKing SIR_CHARGON!
How original IS this Battle!?
MINIONS are still ATTACKing SIR_CHARGON!
I know. Now they aren’t. VERSION WARP!
SIR_CHARGON used VERSION WARP!
MINIONS turned into METAPOD!
METAPOD is ATTACKing SIR_CHARGON!
Still?
SIR_CHARGON threw METAPOD over HORIZON!
Okay... Wait a minute... If I did that to them... VERSION WARP!
SIR_CHARGON used VERISON WARP!
SIR_CHARGON’s attack missed!
AGAIN!
Not enough PP left for VERSION WARP!
...
DARKPUFF ate SIR_CHARGON!
Doompopper.
DARKPUFF exploded!
SIR_CHARGON ran away!

7/5/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 47: The Return to Earth

Player: Sir_Chargon [1-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Darkpuff
NIGHTPUFF is RAMPAGING though EARTH!
And what does that have to do with me?
YOU sent it THERE!
Oh yeah... But I’m stuck here.
YOU have PORTAMENSIONS!
And that’s how I sent Nightpuff to Earth. I don’t know which one goes where.
...
PORTAMENSION to EARTH appeared!
Uh... MasterBall, GO!
SIR_CHARGON threw MASTERBALL!
MASTERBALL went through PORTAMENSION!
...Didn’t expect that...
MASTERBALL hit BILL GATES!
What the--?!
BILL GATES was caught!
Okay...
Give a nickname to BILL GATES?
Uh...
BILL GATES was renamed UH...!
What the hell!? I didn’t... Ah, screw it.
SIR_CHARGON went through PORTAMENSION!
SIR_CHARGON is in CONVENTION CENTER!
CROWD is in CONVENTION CENTER!
...
CROWD is angry!
This isn’t good...
CROWD wants to fight!
Fine... Go, Bill Gates.
SIR_CHARGON sent out UH...!
Use your Windows attack.
UH... used WINDOWS!
CROWD was attacked with FALLING WINDOWS!
Cool.
CROWD used RIOT!
CONVENTION CENTER burst into FLAMES!
BWAHAHA... Fire doesn’t affect me!
SIR_CHARGON burst into FLAMES!
Didn’t I just... OW! What the hell?! Get it off!
FLAMES on SIR_CHARGON disappeared!
That’s better.
UH... burst into FLAMES!
UH... died!
That’s not good.
CROWD burst into FLAMES!
CROWD died!
Must everything DIE here?
YES!
FAINTING is for POKéBATTLES!
This IS a PokéBattle.
Uh... Erm...
FAINTING is for POKéBATTLES UNIVERSE!
Whatever. And why are you still here?
SIR_CHARGON won!
TELL ME!!

7/6/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 48: Narrative Collapse

Player: Sir_Chargon [2-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Crowd
SIR_CHARGON is TRYING to find HOUSE!
DUH!! And WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!
Because NARRATOR needed some FRESH AIR!
I made... an entire world... AND I CAN’T EVEN HIRE A DECENT NARRATOR!?!
APPARENTLY NOT!
NARRATOR is ANGRY!
Not now... Please not now...
NARRATOR wants to fight!
Ugh. Go--
SIR_CHARGON sent out MAGIKARP!
...
MAGIKARP used SPLASH!
Narrator, you know I have the same abilities as yours, and they’re at least twice as powerful.
SO?
NARRATOR doesn’t see why THAT makes a DIFFERENCE!
THAT MEANS I CAN FIRE YOU, YOU MINDLESS FREAK!
SIR_CHARGON used FIRE!
I did not think he would do that...
NARRATOR was FIREd!
CITY burst into FLAMES!
...Okay, this is bad.
NARRATOR left in a HUFF!
NARREPLACEMENT took control of BATTLE!
Narreplacement?
YES!
NARREPLACEMENT wants to fight!
Why?
NARREPLACEMENT says he has to CONTINUE NARRATOR’s WORK!
...Oh.
NARREPLACEMENT used NARRATE!
NARREPLACEMENT is NARRATING this BATTLE!
That was the most idiotic attack I’ve ever heard of.
It’s TRUE!
Okay then... Is there a way this battle can end without me losing?
NO!
Uh...
FLAMES are SPREADING!
I’ll just take your word for it right now. BYE!
SIR_CHARGON ran away!
NARREPLACEMENT won!
What? NARREPLACEMENT is evolving!
NARREPLACEMENT evolved into NARRATOR 2!

7/7/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 49: To Fight Insanity

Player: Sir_Chargon [2-3-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Narrator 2
Well, the Narrator problem’s done... But what about the Narrator for Shadow G/S?
NARRATOR 2 covers SHADOW G/S too!
Cool.
INSANEBEGGAR appeared!
AAH! DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!
INSANEBEGGAR used BEG!
INSANEBEGGAR wants MONEY!
Well, I don’t have any!
INSANEBEGGAR’s MORALE greatly fell!
Good for him.
INSANEBEGGAR’s ANGER greatly rose!
...
INSANEBEGGAR wants to fight!
Fine! GO VOLDISU!
SIR_CHARGON sent out VOLDISU!
INSANEBEGGAR sent out BEGGAR CUP!
He knows how to fight in PokéBattles style!?
BEGGAR CUP used BEG!
VOLDISU gave INSANEBEGGAR ¥1000!
What the--!? I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY!
VOLDISU did!
Whatever! Voldisu, Thuderbolt!
VOLDISU used THUNDERBOLT!
It’s super effective!
BEGGAR CUP fainted!
Good.
INSANEBEGGAR sent out INSANEBEGGAR!
Okay Voldisu, Explosion!
VOLDISU doesn’t WANT to use EXPLOSION!
Why?
VOLDISU is TIRED of FAINTING!
Fine. Tackle!
VOLDISU used TACKLE!
Critical hit!
INSANEBEGGAR is in critical condition!
INSANEBEGGAR fell over unconsious in WEAKNESS!
Isn’t that ‘fainted’?
NO!
INSANEBEGGAR is too HURT to simply FAINT!
Okay, okay...
SIR_CHARGON won!

7/8/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 50: How Not to Talk to the Narrator

Player: Kageru [no record.]
KAGERU ran into TREE!
Ow... That was kinda sudden.
TREE is angry!
What the--!?
TREE wants to fight!
Okay, so I’ll fight it.
Go! KAGERU!
‘Go Kageru’?? What’s that all about? And where’s that voice coming from?
KAGERU is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
OW!!
TREE sent out LEAF!
A leaf huh... BEILERA SHIGAN!
KAGERU used BEILERA SHIGAN!
The attack failed!
WHAT!? The attack rips apart the enemy’s brain! How’d it fail?
One: LEAF doesn’t have a BRAIN!
Good enough...
Two: NARRATOR 2 didn’t KNOW what ATTACK did before KAGERU's EXPLANATION!
Oh.
LEAF used RAZOR LEAF!
Hey-ow-AAH!!
It’s super effecitve!
Stupid Narrator... or whatever it’s called...
NARRATOR 2 is ANGRY!
Uh-oh...
KAGERU was LIFTED off GROUND!
This might not be good.
KAGERU was SLAMMED into WALL!
Owwwww... How did a wall get there?
NARRATOR 2 CREATED WALL!
KAGERU fainted!
I probably would have DIED...
Do you WANT to die?
NONONONONO!!
Okay then.
TREE won!