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8/13/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 86: Yet Another Version Warp (Turquoise Version Crossover)

Player: Cid [15-7-2] Last Battle: Draw vs. G/S Starters
CID appeared!
A Narrator again... Finally.
CID fell through TURQUIOSE-COLORED TEMPORAL GATEWAY!
Oh, great. Another Version warp accident...
YEP!
I hate you.
BLACK HORDES appeared!
...Hi.
BLACK HORDES charge at the FRESH MEAT!
Uh...
BLACK HORDES crowd around BUTCHER SHOP and stare at all the FRESH MEAT!
Well, isnít that creepy. All those zombies and stuff crowding around a big rack of meat...
PPB appeared!
...Live long, and prosper, funky robot-dude.
PPB wants to fight!
Okay then.
PPB used BAD ENGLISH ACCENT!
Itís not very effective...

...
PPB used PERFECTLY ARTICULATED ENGLISH ACCENT!
Itís super effective!

No itís not. Iím standing it.
Uh... Erm...
Itís not very effective...

Better.
PPB used REALLY STRONG PUNCH!
Okay, THAT was quite the contrary.
Itís super effective!
Critical hit!

Go, Hitmonlee!
Go! HITMONLEE!
Rolling Kick attack!
HITMONLEE used ROLLING KICK!
HITMONLEE kicked PPB really hard and sent it ROLLING down a RANDOMLY-APPEARING CLIFF!
Itís super effective!
PEASANTS: Yay.

Whereíd those Peasants come from?
PPB hit GROUND!
PPB isnít moving!

Good.
PPB isnít breathing!
Better.
PPB appears to be dead!
So what?
PEASANTS: Yay.
BLACK HORDES appeared!

Hi. More meat down the mountain.
BLACK HORDES charge down CLIFF in search of FRESH MEAT!
That was surprisingly simple.
ZOMBIE is still staring into BUTCHER SHOP!
Heh. HyperBall, GO!
CID used HYPERBALL!
ZOMBIE was caught!
Give new nickname to ZOMBIE?

BILL GATES.
ZOMBIE was renamed BILL GATES!
CID won!
PEASANTS: Yay.

8/14/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 87: Hello Lavender Version! (AKA The Caps Lock Battle 2) (Lavender Version Crossover)

Player: Salesman Army [1-1-2] Last Battle: Win vs. Macaroni Army
SALESMAN ARMY appeared in LAVENDER VERSION!
SALESMAN ARMY is in the middle of REALLY BIG CROWD!

HELLO SIR!
REALLY BIG CROWD ran away!
...
SIGN appeared!
SIGN says to get on S.S. DITTO and go to EEVEE ISLAND!

OKAY.
SALESMAN ARMY got on S.S. DITTO!
S.S. DITTO appeared on EEVEE ISLAND!
SALESMAN ARMY appeared on EEVEE ISLAND!
S.S. DITTO disappeared!

GREAT. NOW WEíRE STUCK.
YEP!
KOFFING appeared!
WEEZING appeared!
KIT appeared!
CUTEPUFF appeared!

HELLO SIR!
ALL THREE LAVENDER VERSION CHARACTERS scream in ABSOLUTE TERROR and FLEE!
THAT WAS SIMPLE... THREE?
CUTEPUFF used CUTENESS!
AAAAAAHHHH!
SALESMAN ARMY screams in ABSOLUTE TERROR and FLEES!
CUTEPUFF cutely follows!

GET IT AWAY!!
NARRATOR 4 used AWAY!
CUTEPUFF was blown away to SOMEWHERE ELSE!
NARRATOR 4 sighs in RELIEF!

*SIGH*
SALESMAN ARMY sighs in RELIEF!
GIANT PURPLE FLAREON named FUZZY appeared in GIANT HAMSTER BALL!

...
FUZZY used PLAY!
FUZZY is PLAYing in GIANT HAMSTER BALL!

THIS VERSION IS WEIRD... BUT WE HAVE A JOB TO DO. HELLO SIR!
FUZZY is PLAYING!
...HELLO SIR!
FUZZY canít hear SALESMAN ARMY!
HELLO SIR!!
FUZZY canít hear SALESMAN ARMY!
Ugh... LETíS JUST GO FIND THOSE THREE THAT WERE HERE A LITTLE BIT AGO...
SALESMAN ARMY ran away!
...
FUZZY won!
...
LAVENDER NARRATOR took over!
...

8/15/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 88: Monotony in Ruby (Ruby Version Crossover)

Player: Salesman Army [1-2-2] Last Battle: Loss vs. Fuzzy
SALESMAN ARMY is CELEBRATING over VICTORY with INFERNO!
HELLO SIR! HELLO SIR!
Is that all you can say?
HELLO SIR!
...Never mind.
WEíRE DONE.
Good.
BOBA FETT appeared!

HELLO SIR!
BOBA FETT used BLASTER!
A couple of SALESMEN were VAPORIZED!

...WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THIS SHORT-FUSED BOMB?
BOBA FETT used BUY!
BOBA FETT bought BOMB and lighted it!
BOMB blew up in BOBA FETTís FACE!
BOBA FETT is ANGRY!

HAHAHAHAHA!
SALESMAN ARMY used DELAYED LAUGHTER!
BOBA FETT wants to fight!
BOBA FETT sent out BOBA FETT!

ATTACK!
SALESMAN ARMY used MULTIPLE BRIEFCASE FWAP!
Itís not very effective...
Critical hit!
BOBA FETT used BLASTER!
A few more SALESMEN were VAPORIZED!

HELLO SIR!
Itís super effective!
BOBA FETT used FLAMETHROWER!
A few more SALESMEN spontaneously COMBUSTED!

HELLO SIR!
Itís super effective!
The crowdís attention span is quickly dropping because of this battle!

LETíS JUST FINISH THIS GUY OFF THEN...
SALESMAN ARMY used MULTIPLE BRIEFCASE FWAP!
BOBA FETT was FWAPPED off RANDOMLY-APPEARING CLIFF!
BOBA FETTís JETPACK ran out of fuel!
BOBA FETT fainted!
SALESMAN ARMY won!

8/16/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 89: Darkpuff Muyo! (Now You Know I'm Running Out of Battle Titles)

Player: Grandpa [5-7-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Local Angry Mob
Itís quiet here...
GRANDPA is CORRECT!
How come?
SALESMAN ARMY is invading OTHER VERSIONS!
Okay...
CID accidentally went to TURQUOISE VERSION!
Uh huh...
WEBMASTER is busy KEEPING UP with THREE CROSSOVERS at ONCE!
Ah.
DARKPUFF appeared!
Hello. Havenít seen you in a while.
DARKPUFF: DOOM... DOOM PUFF PUFF DOOMPUFF DOOM DOOM.
Huh?
GRANDPA is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!

Ow! Dag-nabbit!
DARKPUFF said that WEBMASTER is too BUSY to use DARKPUFF in any relevant BATTLES anymore!
...Oh. So that means Darkpuff would be angry?
DARKPUFF is ANGRY!
Guess so.
DARKPUFF wants to KILL! MAIM! DESTROY! SMASH! INJURE! BREAK! SMUSH!
Smush?
HURT! STAB! SLICE! GUT! SLAM! SLASH! FWAP! ATTACK IN A VIOLENT MANNER!
Youíre running out of ideas, arenít you.
Yeah.
DARKPUFF wants to fight, as well!

Okay now... Go Dukes!
Go! DUKES!
DARKPUFF sent out DARKPUFF!

General Lee attack!
DUKES used GENERAL LEE!
The GENERAL LEE attempted to run over DARKPUFF, but was smashed to bits!

Dang! Angry Mob!
DARKPUFF used EAT!
ANGRY MOB was eaten!

Iíve forgotten how powerful this guy is...
DARKPUFF is ENRAGED!
...Oops.
DARKPUFF used DARK BREATH!
EVERYTHING within a 50-FOOT RADIUS of DARKPUFF fainted, including GRANDPA!
DARKPUFF won!

Well, at least Darkpuff got featured in a battle.
GRANDPA is CORRECT!
DARKPUFF is HAPPY!

8/17/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 90: Darkpuff's Infomercial
Inspired by Hexxjo/Seryph, Webmaster of Turquoise Version.

Player: Darkpuff [8-4-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Grandpa
DARKPUFF appeared on INFOMERCIAL SET!
DARKPUFF has been given the ability to TALK for the next TWO HOURS!
Actually, itís just a bunch of badly translated voiceovers.
NARRATOR QUIET!
...You really DO talk?!
LET ME DO JOB. SELL GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL.
DARKPUFF used EAT!
DARKPUFF ate VOICEOVER GUYS!
Itís... super effective, judging from the agonized screams coming from Darkpuffís stomach...

DOOM!
DARKPUFF appeared in front of BAD ISLAND BACKDROP SCENERY!
SALLY STRUTHERS appeared!
GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL appeared!
INFOMERCIAL started!

DOOM.
SS: Hello!
ME GET TO POINT. ME HAVE GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL. GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL GOOD.
SS: Thatís not how you do this, Darkpuff...
FUNKY LADY QUIET!
SALLY STRUTHERS doesnít object!
GOOD. DARKPUFF LIKE GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL. MAKE MEAT GOOD! NO UNWANTED FAT. MAKE GOOD GRILLED CHARMANDER. WHAT FUNKY LADY THINK?
SS: I find the concept of eating other Pokťmon utterly disgusting. AND IíM NOT FUNKY LA--AAH!
DARKPUFF used EAT!
DARKPUFF ate SALLY STRUTHERS!

DARKPUFF LIKE MEAT RAW, BUT GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL MAKE MEAT BETTER. OBSERVE.
DARKPUFF pulled out HALF-DIGESTED VOICEOVER GUY from his STOMACH and proceeded to... eew...
SEE? WHAT ONCE JUST LARGE MASS OF FLESH AND BLOOD AND BONE NOW DELECTABLE MEAT...
EVERYONE on INFOMERCIAL SET threw up!
LIGHTWEIGHTS.
DARKPUFF proceeded to grill SALLY STRUTHERS and OTHER VOICEOVER GUYS!
NARRATOR 4 isnít feeling so hot...

BUY GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL OR DARKPUFF EAT YOU.
DARKPUFF amassed SEVERAL HUNDRED MILLION YEN in mere SECONDS!
DOOM.
For the sake of having a somewhat complete battle...
DARKPUFF won!
Now excuse me... *gack*


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