Player: Cid [7-2-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Flint
CID is in KAYUBA GYM!
Hey, GYM LEADER! COME OUT!
VINCENT is COWERING in CORNER!
...
VINCENT: Is it safe to come out now?
Uh... yeah.
VINCENT came OUT!
I wanna battle you for a Crystal Badge.
VINCENT says OKAY!
VINCENT wants to fight!
Allrighty then! Go, Hitmonlee!
The enemy's a Gym Leader! Go, HITMONLEE!
VINCENT sent out EEVEE!
Ha! Even a beginner Pokémon Trainer knows that Fighting types take out Normal types! Hitmonlee, Roll--
CID lost his turn!
What the!?
CID has expired TIME LIMIT!
There's a time limit here? Crud.
EEVEE used SAND-ATTACK!
HITMONLEE's ACCURACY fell!
Hitmonlee, Rolling Kick!
HITMONLEE used ROLLING KICK!
HITMONLEE's attack missed!
Arg.
EEVEE used TAKE DOWN!
Critical hit!
HITMONLEE fainted!
What!? An EEVEE beat my Pokémon?
CID is confused!
NO I'M NOT!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Ugh... MetalGarurumon, I choose you!
Go! METALGARURUMON!
EEVEE used TACKLE!
It didn't affect METALGARURUMON!
Hah! MetalGarurumon's a Steel/Ice type, you dolt! Ice Wolfclaw attack, now!
METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW!
It's frozen solid!
VINCENT withdrew EEVEE!
VINCENT sent out MEOWTH!
Meowth!? You're kidding, right?
VINCENT says MEOWTH is STRONG!
Whatever.
CID lost his turn!
STOP THAT!
MEOWTH used DOUBLE TEAM!
It made itself more evasive!
MetalGarurumon, Ice Wolfclaw that thing into ice cream!
METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW!
METALGARURUMON's attack missed!
It kept going and crashed!
This doesn't sound good...
...Into VINCENT!
I'd figure as much. But do I get my Badge?
NO!
Okay...
CID has been BANNED FROM KAYUBA GYM!
WHAT?! BUT I NEED THIS BADGE TO ENTER THE SHADOW LEAGUE!
CID used INCESSANT WHINING!
It's extremely annoying!
VINCENT broke out of ICE!
VINCENT snapped!
This isn't good...
VINCENT gave CID CRYSTAL BADGE!
Maybe it is.
VINCENT threw CID out of GYM!
VINCENT threw METALGARURUMON out of GYM!
Uh...
CID won!
Okay. To the next Gym!
...

6/19/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 32: WHO'S WHO?

Player: Cid [8-2-0] 8-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Vincent
CID now has TWO BADGES!
Yep!
CID is now SUPERBALL LEVEL!
Oh yeah... I forgot. Now, to find some Trainers to battle.
CID is LOOKING for TRAINERS!
Hey, that skinny shady-looking guy over there looks like a good challenge.
CID walks up to SHADY GUY!
Hey, wanna battle?
SHADY GUY says he is the REAL SLIM SHADY!
Ugh... Stupid Eminem...
SHADY GUY took off DISGUISE!
...And?
...And...
SHADY GUY is EMINEM!
BLARG!
EMINEM wants to fight!
*sigh* Fine. Go, HerculesKabuterimon!
The enemy's famous! Go, HERCULESKABUTERIMON!
EMINEM sent out EMINEM!
Okay... HerculesKabu--
HERCULEKABUTERIMON asked EMINEM for AUTOGRAPH!
Since when could giant gold beetles talk? And... WHY ARE YOU NOT FIGHTING HIM?!
HERCULESKABUTERIMON said it LIKES EMINEM!
Uh... Okay...
HERCULESKABUTERIMON joined EMINEM!
This is bad.
EMIMEM sent out HERCULESKABUTERIMON!
...Eek.
CID hasn't sent out a POKéMON yet!
AAH! Go, WarGreymon!
Go! WARGREYMON!
HERCULESKABUTERIMON used MEGA ELECTRO SHOCKER!
It's super effective!
WarGreymon, talk some sense into that giant bug!
WARGREYMON used ARGUE!
WARGREYMON called HERCULESKABUTERIMON a TRAITOR!
HERCULESKABUTERIMON realizes THAT!
HERCULESKABUTERIMON flew AWAY in SHAME!
...That wasn't the desired effect, but it worked nonetheless.
EMINEM sent out EMINEM!
WarGreymon, I'll do this!
Enough! WARGREYMON!
CID sent out CID!
EMINEM used SHADY!
EMINEM is the REAL SHADY!
Um... Uh... I'm the real Cid!
It's super effective!
Huh? What? What did I do?
CID is the REAL CID!
EMINEM can't STAND IT!
Okay...
EMINEM ran away!
Dork.
CID won!
Did anybody else notice there was no actual battling in this PokéBattle?
...NO!

6/20/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 33: THE MONOPOLY GUY

Player: Cashier [0-1-0] 0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Digiman
CASHIER is TRYING to TAKE OVER MEGASOFT!
Would you mind? I'm already stuck in a dusty air vent eavesdropping, I don't need much noise to give me away right now... Hey! There he is!
BOB DOORS appeared!
The president of Megaso...AAH!
CASHIER fell through VENT!
CAHIER landed on BOB DOORS!
Uh... Sorry.
BOB DOORS is ANGRY!
I said I was sorry!
BOB DOORS wants to fight!
Okay...
BOB DOORS sent out COMPUTER!
Uh... Go...
Go! QUARTER!
Quarter?
CASHIER is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Oww...
COMPUTER used GLASSPANELS 2000!
COMPUTER has been UPGRADED to GLASSPANELS 2000!
Okay... Quarter, use your... uh... Tackle attack?
QUARTER does not KNOW TACKLE!
Then what does it have?
QUARTER used PAY DAY!
I'd figure...
BOB DOORS was FORCED to PAY CASHIER 25˘!
...
COMPUTER used...
COMPUTER performed an ILLEGAL OPERATION!
What the!?
COMPUTER shut DOWN!
COMPUTER fainted!
Yay!
BOB DOORS sent out BOB DOORS!
Quarter, return!
Enough! QUARTER!
Go me!
The enemy's got a monopoly! Go, CASHIER!
BOB DOORS used MONOPOLIZE!
BOB DOORS has a MONOPOLY!
Well, duh. You said that a few seconds ago.
CASHIER realized he can't COMPETE with BOB DOORS!
Yes I can! Pay Day attack!
CASHIER doesn't know PAY DAY!
Huh? But I used it against that weird guy...
CASHIER doesn't have a JOB!
CASHIER can't get PAID!
Oh...
BOB DOORS used SECURITY!
TOUGH GUYS appeared!
Uh... I don't think this is good...
TOUGH GUYS grabbed CASHIER!
I was right.
TOUGH GUYS threw CASHIER out of BUILDING!
Oww! At least you could have had me land on something besides my FACE!
BOB DOORS won!

6/21/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 344: MONOPOLY VS. MONOTONY

Player: Bob Doors [1-0-0] 1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Cashier
There. Now that the Cashier is out of the way, I can perfect Glasspanels 2000...
DARKPUFF appeared!
Darkpuff? You mean that evil Jigglypuff nobody can defeat?
YES!
Oh... Okay.
BOB DOORS goes BACK to WORK!
DARKPUFF ate WORK!
Hey! I was almost DONE there! But you did put a new spin on will work for food...
BOB DOORS is DIGESTING!
Huh?
DARKPUFF ate BOB DOORS while he was RAMBLING!
Oh... HEY!
BOB DOORS climbed out of DARKPUFF!
Now look, I'm the president of Megaso...
BOB DOORS is DIGESTING!
STOP THAT!
BOB DOORS climbed out of DARKPUFF!
Security!
TOUGH GUYS appeared!
DARKPUFF wants to fight!
Okay. Security, please escort this...
DRAKPUFF ate TOUGH GUYS!
...I don't like you. I guess I'l have to use my computer again.
The enemy's INVINCIBLE! Go, COMPUTER!
DARKPUFF is EXAMINING COMPUTER!
Uh...
DARKPUFF likes COMPUTER!
Okay...
DARKPUFF is PLAYING on COMPUTER!
COMPUTER performed an ILLEGAL OPERATION!
Uh-oh.
COMPUTER shut DOWN!
DARKPUFF is ANGRY!
It happens. I can fix it... heh heh...
DARKPUFF used BUG-EYED, DROOLING, FLYING BLACK DESTROYING EATER!
DARKPUFF ate BOB DOORS!
This again?
BOB DOORS was DIGESTED!
BOB DOORS died!
DARKPUFF won!
Great.
DARKPUFF took COMPUTER!
What the!?
YOU'RE DEAD! DON'T TALK!
DARKPUFF left!
CASHIER appeared!
Again?
CASHIER is now PRESIDENT of MEGASOFT!
Arg.

6/23/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 35: The Man With the Gold and Silver Pokémon

Player: Cid [8-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Vincent
Now I need a new Pokémon...
CID is SEARCHING for POKéMON!
This Narrator is dumber than Ash...
CID turned into PIDGEY!
Pidgey?! Pidgey Pidgey!!
NARRATOR is LAUGHING!
Pidgey Pidgey Pidgey!
PIDGEY turned into CID!
Dork...
CID turned into--
AAH! SORRY!!
That’s better.
CHIKORITA appeared!
Isn’t that a Gold and Silver Pokémon?
YES!
Arg... That means I can’t catch it until October 16th... Stupid Webmaster rule...
CHIKORITA is WALKING AWAY!
Ohhhhh... SCREW IT!! I’m catching this thing! Hitmonlee, GO!
Go! HITMONLEE!
CHIKORITA stopped!
Okay! Hitmonlee, Rolling Kick!
HITMONLEE used ROLLING KICK!
CHIKORITA is ROLLING AWAY!
What lame excuses for attacks... FOLLOW IT!!
CID and HITMONLEE are FOLLOWING CHIKORITA!
CHIKORITA stopped!
Okay! Let’s get ready to battle it some more...
CHIKORITA is ANGRY!
Well, duh.
What? CHIKORITA is evolving!
I thought that only happened AFTER battles?
NO!
CHIKORITA evolved into BAYLEEF!
Cool! Hitmonlee, Meditate!
HITMONLEE used MEDITATE!
HITMONLEE: Oummmm... Oummmm...
Ugh... You’re worthless! I’ll fight this thing myself!
HITMONLEE! Return!
Go me!
The enemy evolved! Go, CID!
BAYLEEF used RAZOR LEAF!
Ow! Hey! Stop it! That hurts!
Critical hit!
DUH! Now, time to capture it! SuperBall, GO!
OAK: CID! Now is not the time to use that!
What the!? Professor Oak? You’re supposed to be in Black Version...
BLACK VERSION! Now #10 in the POKéBATTLES NETWORK!
Yeah, yeah... SuperBall, GO!
OAK: CID! Now is not the time to use that!
YOU’RE STILL HERE!?
It’s only been 10 seconds.
You’re getting on my bad side, Narrator...
BAYLEEF is WALKING AWAY!
Oh no you don’t! SuperBall, GO!
OAK: CID! Now is not the time to use that!
I don’t give a damn! SuperBall, GO!
CID used SUPERBALL!
OAK: CID! Now is... Hey!
BAYLEEF was caught!
Give new nickname for BAYLEEF?
BAYLEEF.
CID captued BAYLEEF!
Heh heh...
OAK wants to fight!
Huh? You’re still bugging me?
To be Continued...