7/14/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 56: Battle of the Arr

Player: Captain Mel [no record.]
CAPTAIN MEL is SAILING!
That be obvious!
OTHER SHIP ran into MEL’S SHIP!
ARR! What be the meaning of this, ye scallawag!?
CAPP’N JOE appeared!
Yarr, it just be Captain Joe...
CAPP’N JOE!
Arr, Capp’n Joe. Happy?
YES!
CAPP’N JOE wants to fight!
Harr! Crew, send out the...
CREW sent out ANGRY FERRET SHIPS!
Yarr... Me crew never listen...
ANGRY FERRETS attacked CAPP’N JOE!
That worked better than thought, arr.
CAPP’N JOE is in critical condition!
Well, that be the most oblivious statement I ever heard. Look at the poor lad!
CAPP’N JOE used AMNESIA!
CAPP’N JOE forgot about PAIN!
ANGRY FERRETS ran away!
Yarr, he possess a special talent! Okay crew...
CREW sent out SAD CLOWN SHIPS!
Idiots...
SAD CLOWNS are SAD!
OTHER CREW is SAD!
CREW is SAD!
CAPP’N JOE is SAD!
Yarr... *sniff*
CAPTAIN MEL is SAD!
SAD CLOWNS, CREW and OTHER CREW fainted in their SADNESS!
That be unexpected. Now it be just me and ye, Joe!
CAPP’N JOE used SWASHBUCKLE!
GIANT BELT BUCKLE fell on CAPTAIN MEL!
CAPTAIN MEL fainted!
Yarr... That be a humiliating defeat...
CAPP’N JOE won!
CAPP’N JOE took TREASURE!
CAPP’N JOE ran away!

7/15/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 57: The Return of Gary... I Think

Player: Cid [12-6-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Red
CID is WALKING!
Agh... This Narration is atrocious...
GARYDOS appeared!
Wild Gyarados!? Cool!
NO! GARYDOS! And it’s not WILD!
Gary...dos?
GARY was REFORMATTED into COMPUTER DATA!
This is over my head here... I’m no computer genius.
CID is confused!
*sigh*
It hurt itself in its confusion!
GARYDOS wants to fight!
Enemy GARYDOS sent out EEVEEDOS!
Fine... GO TREE!
The enemy’s computer data! Go, TREE!
Enemy EEVEEDOS used QUICK ATTACK!
It’s not very effective...
HA! Tree, Branch Toss!
TREE used BRANCH TOSS!
Critical hit!
Heh...
GARYDOS revealed FIRE STONE!
This isn’t good. Tree, fall on Eevee...dos... before Gary can use the Stone!
TREE used FALL!
TREE fell on EEVEEDOS!
EEVEEDOS fainted!
Kinda strange, seeing computer data faint...
GARYDOS used FIRE STONE!
What? TREE is evolving!
HA HA HA! Gary, you idiot!
TREE evolved into FIRE TREE!
GARYDOS sent out GARYDOS!
Okay Fire Tree, Use your most powerful attack!
FIRE TREE used FALL!
...Oh well.
FIRE TREE fell on GARYDOS!
GARYDOS burst into FLAMES!
Whoa... Cool!
GARYDOS is RUNNING AROUND SCREAMING!
Heh heh... This is kind of amusing. But still. Fire Tree, use your most powerful Fire attack!
FIRE TREE used FIRE FALL!
FLAMING APPLES fell on GARYDOS!
This is getting wierd... It’s the same exact Tree, only a Fire-Type...
CID is CORRECT!
I don’t like this kind of Tree! Narrator, please devolve it!
NARRATOR 2 used DEVOLUTION SPRAY!
FIRE TREE devolved into TREE!
Thank you!
GARYDOS burned to death!
GARYDOS died!
That’s just disturbing...
TREE gained 6,972 exp. points!
TREE grew to level 67!
CID won!
TREE is ANGRY!
Uh... Why?
TREE wants to stay a FIRE TREE!
Well, I don’t have any Fire Stones! So there! Nya!
TREE wants to fight!
D’oh.

7/16/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 58: Section 3, Article 9: Never Badmouth a Tree.

Player: Cid [13-6-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Garydos
TREE wants to fight!
I KNOW THAT! GO BAYLEEF!
Go! BAYLEEF!
TREE sent out TREE!
Hah. You will regret this, Tree! Bayleef, Mega Drain!
BAYLEEF used MEGA DRAIN!
It’s super effective!
Sucked HP from TREE!
Heh heh... Got any last words, Tree?
TREE cannot TALK!
It was a figure of speech, you stupid Narrator...
TREE used FALL!
TREE fell on BAYLEEF!
Yeah, I’d figure.
BAYLEEF died!
WHAT!? Okay Tree, you’re gonna get it! GO METALGARURUMON!
The enemy’s a Tree...
Well, duh.
Will you let me finish?
...
Good.
The enemy’s a Tree! Go, METALGARURUMON!
TREE used BRANCH TOSS!
It’s not very effective...
It’s been nice knowing you Tree...
TREE agrees!
Huh? It agrees? You said Trees couldn’t talk, Narrator...
NARRATOR 2 didn’t KNOW for SURE!
Pretty lame excuse.
GIANT HAND crushed CID!
Ouch...
TREE used FALL!
TREE fell on CID!
WILL EVERYTHING STOP CRUSHING ME!?
NO!
CID died!
Huh? WHAT?!
CID is in LIMBO!
I KNOW!
TREE won!
Waitiaminute... Why are you still here if I’M dead and in LIMBO? Did you die too?
Uh...
NARRATOR 2 died!
There we go. Now to find Bayleef... And get out of here.
NARRATOR 3 took control of SHADOW G/S NARRATION!

7/16/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 59: Time to LIMBO! (Black Version Crossover)

Player: Cid [13-7-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Tree
CID in in LIMBO!
Yes, and I don’t know why there aren’t any machine-gun toting clowns walking around here either... That’s Hammy’s Fortress...
HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN appeared!
Never mind.
HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN used CAPTURE!
CID was CAPTURED!
CID was TAKEN to HAMMY’s FORTRESS!
HAMMY appeared!
Uh... Hello... Hammy...
HAMMY: Why are you here?
Because... The Shadow G/S Narrator made a Tree kill me...
HAMMY: And does that compel me to care?
If you WANT to care, I suppose it would.
HAMMY: SILENCE! Take him away!
CID was TAKEN to HAMMY’s PRISON!
Ouch... Do you have to THROW me?
HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN says YES!
...Remind me never to let a clown talk again...
HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN is ANGRY!
HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN wants to fight!
Fine. GO METALGARURUMON!
Go! METALGARURUMON!
Stupid idiots, not taking my Pokémon... MetalGarurumon, Ice Wolfclaw!
METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW!
HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN fainted!
CID won!
Yeah, yeah, woohoo. Now let’s get out of here!
METALGARURUMON used TACKLE!
WALL fainted!
Okay... Let’s go!
CID ran away!
METALGARURUMON ran away!
To be Continued...

7/18/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 60: I Rule Hyrule

Player: Leenk [no record.]
LEENK appeared!
Isn’t is supposed to be Link?
NO!
WEBMASTER doesn’t want to get a LAWSUIT!
Webmaster? Is that like God?
Er... Uh...
Well?
For this world, YES!
Okay.
STOLFAS appeared!
‘Stolfas’?
STOLFAS wants to fight!
STOLFAS sent out ARM!
...
ARM used BEAT!
ARM brutally BEAT LEENK within INCHES of his LIFE!
This is getting weird... I’ll use a Red Potion then.
LEENK used RED POTION!
LEENK is no longer THIRSTY!
LEENK is about to die!
This is unfair!! What do I need to stay alive?
FOOD!
Oh.
ARM used SLASH!
Critical hit!
Uh... Me, eat food?
There is no FOOD to be seen!
Ugh... WHY WON’T YOU LET ME WIN!?
Because NARRATOR 3 has been LOST in the WATER TEMPLE for the past WEEK on ZELDA 64!
Oh. You want me to tell you how to get out of there?
NO!
NARRATOR 3 can GET OUT on his OWN!
ARM used FIREARM!
ARM burst into FLAMES!
ARM fainted!
Idiot.
STOLFAS sent out STOLFAS!
All right then, I’m going to use ‘Slash’...
LEENK used SLASH!
It didn’t affect enemy STOLFAS!
STOLFAS used ATTACK THAT KILLS PEOPLE THAT ATTACK A STOLFAS!
Long name... WHAT!?
LEENK fainted!
I thought it said ‘kill’...
There’s already more than enough characters from Shadow G/S in LIMBO. Besides, do you want to be blown up by a psychic hamster?
Oh. Good point.
STOLFAS won!