Welcome to Shadow Version
The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner
Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon


Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after.

- BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10
-- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 -
- BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -
- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 -
- BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 -
- BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 -

- ORIGINAL BATTLES  - - 02 BATTLES -

- BATTLE 56 -- BATTLE 57 -- BATTLE 58 -- BATTLE 59 -- BATTLE 60 -

PokeMasters Top 50

7/14/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 56: Battle of the Arr

Player: Captain Mel [no record.]
CAPTAIN MEL is SAILING!
That be obvious!
OTHER SHIP ran into MELíS SHIP!
ARR! What be the meaning of this, ye scallawag!?
CAPPíN JOE appeared!
Yarr, it just be Captain Joe...
CAPPíN JOE!
Arr, Cappín Joe. Happy?
YES!
CAPPíN JOE wants to fight!

Harr! Crew, send out the...
CREW sent out ANGRY FERRET SHIPS!
Yarr... Me crew never listen...
ANGRY FERRETS attacked CAPPíN JOE!
That worked better than thought, arr.
CAPPíN JOE is in critical condition!
Well, that be the most oblivious statement I ever heard. Look at the poor lad!

CAPPíN JOE used AMNESIA!
CAPPíN JOE forgot about PAIN!
ANGRY FERRETS ran away!

Yarr, he possess a special talent! Okay crew...
CREW sent out SAD CLOWN SHIPS!
Idiots...
SAD CLOWNS are SAD!
OTHER CREW is SAD!
CREW is SAD!
CAPPíN JOE is SAD!

Yarr... *sniff*
CAPTAIN MEL is SAD!
SAD CLOWNS, CREW and OTHER CREW fainted in their SADNESS!

That be unexpected. Now it be just me and ye, Joe!
CAPPíN JOE used SWASHBUCKLE!
GIANT BELT BUCKLE fell on CAPTAIN MEL!
CAPTAIN MEL fainted!

Yarr... That be a humiliating defeat...
CAPPíN JOE won!
CAPPíN JOE took TREASURE!
CAPPíN JOE ran away!

7/15/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 57: The Return of Gary... I Think

Player: Cid [12-6-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Red
CID is WALKING!
Agh... This Narration is atrocious...
GARYDOS appeared!
Wild Gyarados!? Cool!
NO! GARYDOS! And itís not WILD!
Gary...dos?
GARY was REFORMATTED into COMPUTER DATA!
This is over my head here... Iím no computer genius.
CID is confused!
*sigh*
It hurt itself in its confusion!
GARYDOS wants to fight!
Enemy GARYDOS sent out EEVEEDOS!

Fine... GO TREE!
The enemyís computer data! Go, TREE!
Enemy EEVEEDOS used QUICK ATTACK!
Itís not very effective...

HA! Tree, Branch Toss!
TREE used BRANCH TOSS!
Critical hit!

Heh...
GARYDOS revealed FIRE STONE!
This isnít good. Tree, fall on Eevee...dos... before Gary can use the Stone!
TREE used FALL!
TREE fell on EEVEEDOS!
EEVEEDOS fainted!

Kinda strange, seeing computer data faint...
GARYDOS used FIRE STONE!
What? TREE is evolving!

HA HA HA! Gary, you idiot!
TREE evolved into FIRE TREE!
GARYDOS sent out GARYDOS!

Okay Fire Tree, Use your most powerful attack!
FIRE TREE used FALL!
...Oh well.
FIRE TREE fell on GARYDOS!
GARYDOS burst into FLAMES!

Whoa... Cool!
GARYDOS is RUNNING AROUND SCREAMING!
Heh heh... This is kind of amusing. But still. Fire Tree, use your most powerful Fire attack!
FIRE TREE used FIRE FALL!
FLAMING APPLES fell on GARYDOS!

This is getting wierd... Itís the same exact Tree, only a Fire-Type...
CID is CORRECT!
I donít like this kind of Tree! Narrator, please devolve it!
NARRATOR 2 used DEVOLUTION SPRAY!
FIRE TREE devolved into TREE!

Thank you!
GARYDOS burned to death!
GARYDOS died!

Thatís just disturbing...
TREE gained 6,972 exp. points!
TREE grew to level 67!
CID won!
TREE is ANGRY!

Uh... Why?
TREE wants to stay a FIRE TREE!
Well, I donít have any Fire Stones! So there! Nya!
TREE wants to fight!
Díoh.

7/16/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 58: Section 3, Article 9: Never Badmouth a Tree.

Player: Cid [13-6-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Garydos
TREE wants to fight!
I KNOW THAT! GO BAYLEEF!
Go! BAYLEEF!
TREE sent out TREE!
Hah. You will regret this, Tree! Bayleef, Mega Drain!
BAYLEEF used MEGA DRAIN!
Itís super effective!
Sucked HP from TREE!

Heh heh... Got any last words, Tree?
TREE cannot TALK!
It was a figure of speech, you stupid Narrator...
TREE used FALL!
TREE fell on BAYLEEF!

Yeah, Iíd figure.
BAYLEEF died!
WHAT!? Okay Tree, youíre gonna get it! GO METALGARURUMON!
The enemyís a Tree...
Well, duh.
Will you let me finish?
...
Good.
The enemyís a Tree! Go, METALGARURUMON!
TREE used BRANCH TOSS!
Itís not very effective...

Itís been nice knowing you Tree...
TREE agrees!
Huh? It agrees? You said Trees couldnít talk, Narrator...
NARRATOR 2 didnít KNOW for SURE!
Pretty lame excuse.
GIANT HAND crushed CID!
Ouch...
TREE used FALL!
TREE fell on CID!

WILL EVERYTHING STOP CRUSHING ME!?
NO!
CID died!

Huh? WHAT?!
CID is in LIMBO!
I KNOW!
TREE won!
Waitiaminute... Why are you still here if IíM dead and in LIMBO? Did you die too?
Uh...
NARRATOR 2 died!

There we go. Now to find Bayleef... And get out of here.
NARRATOR 3 took control of SHADOW G/S NARRATION!

7/16/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 59: Time to LIMBO! (Black Version Crossover)

Player: Cid [13-7-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Tree
CID in in LIMBO!
Yes, and I donít know why there arenít any machine-gun toting clowns walking around here either... Thatís Hammyís Fortress...
HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN appeared!
Never mind.
HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN used CAPTURE!
CID was CAPTURED!
CID was TAKEN to HAMMYís FORTRESS!
HAMMY appeared!

Uh... Hello... Hammy...
HAMMY: Why are you here?
Because... The Shadow G/S Narrator made a Tree kill me...
HAMMY: And does that compel me to care?
If you WANT to care, I suppose it would.
HAMMY: SILENCE! Take him away!
CID was TAKEN to HAMMYís PRISON!

Ouch... Do you have to THROW me?
HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN says YES!
...Remind me never to let a clown talk again...
HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN is ANGRY!
HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN wants to fight!

Fine. GO METALGARURUMON!
Go! METALGARURUMON!
Stupid idiots, not taking my Pokťmon... MetalGarurumon, Ice Wolfclaw!
METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW!
HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN fainted!
CID won!

Yeah, yeah, woohoo. Now letís get out of here!
METALGARURUMON used TACKLE!
WALL fainted!

Okay... Letís go!
CID ran away!
METALGARURUMON ran away!
To be Continued...

7/18/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 60: I Rule Hyrule

Player: Leenk [no record.]
LEENK appeared!
Isnít is supposed to be Link?
NO!
WEBMASTER doesnít want to get a LAWSUIT!

Webmaster? Is that like God?
Er... Uh...
Well?
For this world, YES!
Okay.
STOLFAS appeared!
ĎStolfasí?
STOLFAS wants to fight!
STOLFAS sent out ARM!

...
ARM used BEAT!
ARM brutally BEAT LEENK within INCHES of his LIFE!

This is getting weird... Iíll use a Red Potion then.
LEENK used RED POTION!
LEENK is no longer THIRSTY!
LEENK is about to die!

This is unfair!! What do I need to stay alive?
FOOD!
Oh.
ARM used SLASH!
Critical hit!

Uh... Me, eat food?
There is no FOOD to be seen!
Ugh... WHY WONíT YOU LET ME WIN!?
Because NARRATOR 3 has been LOST in the WATER TEMPLE for the past WEEK on ZELDA 64!
Oh. You want me to tell you how to get out of there?
NO!
NARRATOR 3 can GET OUT on his OWN!
ARM used FIREARM!
ARM burst into FLAMES!
ARM fainted!

Idiot.
STOLFAS sent out STOLFAS!
All right then, Iím going to use ĎSlashí...
LEENK used SLASH!
It didnít affect enemy STOLFAS!
STOLFAS used ATTACK THAT KILLS PEOPLE THAT ATTACK A STOLFAS!

Long name... WHAT!?
LEENK fainted!
I thought it said Ďkillí...
Thereís already more than enough characters from Shadow G/S in LIMBO. Besides, do you want to be blown up by a psychic hamster?
Oh. Good point.
STOLFAS won!


This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme