7/9/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 51: Mop Mangling

Player: Cid [11-5-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Floor
CID now has CREST OF HONOR!
Good of you to state the obvious, Narrator...
NARRATOR 2 is STATING the OBVIOUS!
Narrator 2?
THAT is a WAL-MART!
How’d you get named Narrator 2?
NARRATOR was FIRED, so NARRATOR 2 took over!
Ohhhhh...
CID entered WAL-MART!
WARGREYMON is BUYING a MOP!
It’s been almost a WEEK and he’s still buying that damn mop?!
PILE OF MOPS appeared!
Never mind then.
PILE OF MOPS are ANGRY!
Oy...
PILE OF MOPS want to fight!
Hey, WarGreymon! Get over here and fight... please?
WARGREYMON is BUYING another MOP!
How much money does... HEY! Where’s my wallet!?
PILE OF MOPS sent out SWIFFER!
That’s a dust mop...
SWIFFER is a MOP, nonetheless!
Point taken.
SWIFFER used DUST!
40 pounds of DUST fell on CID!
Ow...
DUST was ATTRACTED to SWIFFER!
This could be a good thing...
SWIFFER is SUFFOCATING!
What the... Since when could mops breathe!?
SWIFFER fainted!
Good...
PILE OF MOPS sent out MOP!
GO GABUMON!
CID sent out GABUMON!
MOP used MOP!
MOP is MOPping the FLOOR!
Okay... WARP-Digivolve, Gabumon!
CID used CREST OF HONOR!
What? GABUMON is WARP-Digivolving!
MOP is MOPping the FLOOR!
GABUMON WARP-Digivolved into METALGARURUMON!
Allright!
PILE OF MOPS fainted in FRIGHT!
CID won!
MetalGarurumon looks that intimidating?
NO!
DARKPUFF snapped WARGREYMON in HALF!
AAH!
CID ran away!

7/10/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 52: Back to the Stone Age... Or Not

Player: Cid [12-5-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Pile of Mops
CID stopped!
Out of... breath... Can’t... run... anymore... At least... I lost Darkpuff...
CID is OUT OF BREATH!
WILL YOU... SHUT UP?!
CID is in MASIRAKA CITY!
Wait a minute... There’s a Gym here, isn’t there?
YES!
Good. Gonna get my third Badge! TO THE GYM!
GYM appeared!
That was new. Always had to appear in front of the Gym, but the Gym just...
SHUT UP AND ENTER THE GYM ALREADY!
Okay, okay...
CID knocked on the DOOR!
DOOR fainted!
Stupid Gym doors...
RED appeared!
You da Gym Leader?
YES!
Okay... I wanna battle you!
RED wants to fight!
That was fast... GO HITMONLEE!
Go! HITMONLEE!
RED sent out GOLEM!
AAH! THAT THING’S HUGE!
GOLEM used ROCK SLIDE!
Critical hit!
HIMONLEE fainted!
Ohcrapthatthingisstrong... Go MetalGarurumon!
The enemy’s a giant boulder! Go, METALGARURUMON!
Ice Wolfclaw attack!
METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW!
It’s super effective!
Critical hit!
GOLEM fainted!
YEAH!
RED sent out ONIX!
That’s even bigger... Still, we can beat it!
CID lost his turn!
GRAAAAAAAH! DAMN YOU STUPID GYM RULE!!
ONIX used EXPLOSION!
What the!? Explosion on the first turn!? HAHAHAHAHA...
It’s not very effective...
METALGARURUMON fainted!
...HA! Huh? CRAP! Now it’s only me...
NARRATOR 2 pushed CID into ARENA!
Stupid Narrator... Me, use...
CID used TACKLE!
It’s not very effective...
OW!! YOU LOUSY NARRATOR! THAT HURT!
CID fainted!
*grumble grumble...*
RED won!

7/11/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 53: Dark and Darth

Player: Darth (Brooks) [2-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Loafy
I’m SICK of being called Darth! LET ME GO BACK TO MY OLD NAME!
DARTH cannot be RENAMED!
Why?
LAVENDER TOWN is not in SHADOW G/S!
And?
DARTH must DEVOLVE to be renamed DERTH!
Well, I DON’T WANT TO WEAR THIS STUPID COWBOY HAT ANYMORE! DEVOLVE ME!
NO!
DARTH tripped over SPRAYCAN!
Ouch... What’s this? ‘Devolution Spray’... YEAH!
DARTH used DEVOLUTION SPRAY!
DARTH devolved into DERTH!
Finally!
NARRATOR 2 is ANGRY!
Why? Just because I got what I wanted?
YES!
NARRATOR 2 wants to fight!
Bring it on!
NARRATOR 2 sent out OLD GROWTH!
You don’t scare me. GO ME!
The enemy’s all-powerful! Go, DERTH!
DARKPUFF appeared!
AAH! NOOO! NOT DARKPUFF!
DARKPUFF doesn’t want to fight... you!
Good.
DARKPUFF wants to fight NARRATOR 2!
Uh... I’m just going to leave now.
DERTH ran away!
Player: Darkpuff [6-3-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Sir_Chargon
DOOM! PUFF! [Bring it! I’M the only all-powerful being here!]
DARKPUFF used EAT!
DARKPUFF ate OLD GROWTH!
OLD GROWTH died!
DOOM... [Bwahaha...]
NARRATOR 2 sent out NARRATOR 2!
PUFF! [YOU IDIOT!]
DARKPUFF used BUILDING SMASH!
DARKPUFF SMASHed a BUILDING into NARRATOR 2!
...only NARRATOR 2 lacks a BODY to SMASH things into!
DOOMPUFF... [This might get a bit redundant...]
NARRATOR 2 used BANISH!
DARKPUFF was blown away!
DOOMPUFF!? [What the--?!]
NARRATOR 2 won!
DOOMPUFF! [I’LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!]

7/12/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 54: Oogabooga

Player: Funky Caveman [no record.]
FUNKY CAVEMAN appeared!
Oogabooga! Ooga!
Uh...
Ooga grunga!
FUNKY CAVEMAN used OOGA!
OOGABOOGA! MUNGA BUNGA... BOOM!
For the sake of continuing...
Ooga!
NOTSOFUNKY CAVEMAN appeared... What the--?!
Oooh... Unga!
NOTSOFUNKY CAVEMAN is ANGRY!
This has got to be the dumbest PokéBattle ever...
NOTSOFUNKY CAVEMAN wants to fight!
Oogabooga... GRUNGA!
FUNKY CAVEMAN apparently sent out GIANT BONE!
NOTSOFUNKY CAVEMAN sent out... GIANT BONE...
This is getting boring fast...
Munga munga!
GIANT BONE used SMASH!
GIANT BONEs SMASHed into HUNDREDS OF PIECES!
Now for a bit of fun...
DARKPUFF appeared!
OOGA! OOGA RUNGA!
FUNKY CAVEMAN ran away!
FUNKY CAVEMAN ran into INVISIBLE WALL!
Oogabooga...
FUNKY CAVEMAN needs FOOD, badly!
NOTSOFUNKY CAVEMAN used BONE CLUB!
It didn’t affect DARKPUFF!
DARKPUFF used DARK BREATH!
NOTSOFUNKY CAVEMAN died!
Ooga...
DARKPUFF used EAT!
DARKPUFF ate FUNKY CAVEMAN!
Ooga ungoodga...
FUNKY CAVEMAN fainted!
DARKPUFF won!

7/13/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 55: Grassho... Oh.

Player: Ravenous Bug [no record.]
RAVENOUS BUG appeared!
Jeez, Chargon thinks up the wierdest stuff...
Chirp!
RAVENOUS BUG was renamed VERY STRONG CRICKET!
Chirp!
PIDGEOT appeared!
KENJI hopped off PIDGEOT!
Chirp! Chirp chirp!
VERY STRONG CRICKET used ANNOYING CHIRP!
It’s extremely annoying!
KENJI snapped!
KENJI is SEARCHING for VERY STRONG CRICKET!
Chirp!
KENJI found VERY STRONG CRICKET!
KENJI wants to fight!
Chirp chirp!
Go! DEPRESSED CLOWN!
KENJI sent out ESPEON!
Chirp chirp, chirp chirp chirp! CHIRP!
DEPRESSED CLOWN used CRY!
DEPRESSED CLOWN is CRYing!
This battle is worse than yesterday’s...
ESPEON began to CRY!
KENJI withdrew ESPEON!
KENJI sent out KENJI!
Chirpchirp!
DEPRESSED CLOWN used DEPRESSION BLAST!
DEPRESSED CLOWN doesn’t know DEPRESSION BLAST!
Chirp...?
KENJI used INSTANT CUT!
DEPRESSED CLOWN was CUT in HALF!
DEPRESSED CLOWN...
NARRATOR 2 searches for CHILDREN READERS!
...fainted!
Chirp! CHIRP CHIRP!
The enemy’s huge! Go, VERY STRONG CRICKET!
KENJI used STOMP!
KENJI’s attack missed!
Chirp!
VERY STRONG CRICKET used FISSURE!
VERY STRONG CRICKET’s attack missed!
KENJI used STOMP!
It’s super effective!
Critical hit!
Chirp!?
VERY STRONG CRICKET died!
KENJI won!
KENJI is HAPPY!
KENJI flew away on PIDGEOT!