8/23/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 96: Interview With a Doompuff

Player: Sir_Chargon [3-3-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Salesman
SIR_CHARGON appeared!
Hello. Since I’ve done WAY too many crossover responses and can’t think up anything to not rip off, I’ve decided to copy Interview With a Vampire and interview some of Shadow G/S’s inhabitants for the next...
SIR_CHARGON counts on FINGERS!
Four Battles. Only without the flashbacks that seriously cool aforementioned movie had.
NARRATOR 4 didn’t like INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE that much!
Shut up. Today we have...
DARKPUFF appeared!
Darkpuff!
DARKPUFF: DOOM.
So Darkpuff, how do you like Shadow G/S?
DARKPUFF: DARKPUFF LIKE WORLD. MANY THINGS TO EAT AND GRILL ALIVE.
...Next question: Why are you insistent that people buy your grill?
DARKPUFF: BUY GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL OR DARKPUFF EAT YOU.
... *blink blink*
DARKPUFF: DOOM.
Uh huh. Next question--
DARKPUFF: BUY GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL!
Later. Now--
DARKPUFF: NOW!
Argh... FINE! HERE!
SIR_CHARGON gave DARKPUFF a rather large amount of YEN!
HAPPY!?
DARKPUFF: DOOM.
*sigh* Next question: Do... ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!?
DARKPUFF: THREE HUNDRED, FOUR HUNDRED, FIVE HUNDRED...
This is ruined...
DARKPUFF: HEY! YOU DIDN’T GIVE ME ENOUGH!
I’LL GIVE IT TO YOU LATER! NOW SHUT UP AND ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTIONS!
DARKPUFF used EAT!
DARKPUFF ate SIR_CHARGON!
I really, really, REALLY hate the way this is turning out... Doompopper.
SIR_CHARGON used DOOMPOPPER!
DARKPUFF exploded!
There. NOW maybe you’ll answer my questions.
DARKPUFF BITS quaver a bit!
Good. Now, do you like how you...
DARKPUFF BITS reassembled!
Eat me again and I’ll seal you with Doompuff.
DAKRPUFF: DOOMPUFF NOT BUY GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL YET. GET HIM BUY.
ARGH! IS THAT ALL YOU CARE ABOUT!?
DARKPUFF: DOOM.
That’s it, I can’t do this. Just... I’LL BE IN MY TOWER!
SIR_CHARGON ran away!
Narrator, do NOT push it!
DARKPUFF won!
... *sigh*
DARKPUFF: DOOM.

8/24/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 97: The Hero's Thoughts (Cid Has Thoughts?)

Player: Sir_Chargon [3-4-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Darkpuff
SIR_CHARGON appeared!
Hello. Since Darkpuff’s interview didn’t go too well, I’m going to interview the hero of Shadow G/S...
CID appeared through TURQUOISE-COLRED TEMPORAL GATEWAY!
Cid!
CID: Not again... Where am I no... Oh hi Webmaster God-dude.
Don’t call me Webmaster God-dude again or I’ll eat you.
LANDON appeared through AFOREMENTIONED APPARATUS!
TENCHI appeared as well!
...Great. I’m not interviewing you two.
LANDON: Uh... Okay.
TENCHI just stood there!
Allrighty. Now Cid, how did you get started on your journey?
CID: I dunno. You’re the Webmaster. You tell me.
...Touché. Next question: Why do your Pokémon leave you all the time?
CID: THEY DIDN’T LEAVE ME! YOU GOT THAT!?
This interview thing is a lost cause...
Hey, YOU were the one who started it!
QUIET YOU!
...
Good. Now Cid, what happened while you were in LIMBO?
CID: Uh... I got attacked by guerrilla clowns!
We know that.
CID: I... Got attacked by... Nope, that’s it.
SIR_CHARGON facefaults!
GEEZ! Isn’t there ANYBODY in this world that has some INTELLIGENCE!?
YOU created them all!
I said SHUT UP YA DAMN NARRATOR!
FINE! Let’s see how you do without me!
NARRATOR 4 left in a HUFF!
Good riddance.
NARRATOR 5 took control of BATTLE!
Screw this... Tomorrow we interview Grandpa for an attempt at SANITY... I’ll be in my tower.
SIR_CHARGON ran away!
Shut up. Just shut up.
CID won!
Argh...
CID and LANDON went back through TURQUOISE-COLORED TEMPORAL GATWAY!
TENCHI just stood there!
TURQUOISE NARRATOR grabbed TENCHI and pulled him through GATEWAY!

8/25/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 98: The Interviews Continue...

Player: Sir_Chargon [3-5-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Cid
SIR_CHARGON appeared!
Okay now... We have with us today...
...
...We have WITH US TODAY...
...
Okay, WHERE THE HELL IS GRANDPA!?
GRANDPA appeared!
I can tell this is gonna be a bad one already. EH.
Eh?
Don’t mess with me, Narrator. Now, onto the questions.
GRANDPA: WHAT?
I know you can hear me.
GRANDPA: WHAT?
... *sigh*
GRANDPA: I’LL TAKE THE 50/50.
THIS ISN’T WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE! IT’S AN INTERVIEW! NOW SHUT UP AND ANSWER MY FRIGGIN’ QUESTIONS OR I’LL EAT YOU OR DO SOME OTHER BAD, REALLY REALLY HARMFUL THING TO YOU!!
GRANDPA: Oh... Okay.
FINALLY! Now, onto questi--
GRANDPA: I have to use the bathroom.
SIR_CHARGON facefaults!
O...Kay...
SIR_CHARGON’s EYE is TWITCHING!
Shut... Up... Narrator...
...
Better...
GRANDPA went to BATHROOM!
*sigh* I really hate this... But I can’t think of anything better.
HOURS pass!
...How long is he gonna be IN there!?
I dunno.
Wonderful.
GRANDPA appeared!
Finally. On to question one--
GRANDPA fell asleep!
...I did NOT make Grandpa like this.
GRANDPA isn’t under WEBMASTER’s CONTROL!
YES HE IS! WATCH!
SIR_CHARGON used CONTROL!
The attack failed!
...Damn.
See?
GRANDPA is fast asleep!
Tomorrow we interview Digiman in the final, and hopefully SANE--
Good luck.
--interview. Shut up Narrator.
SIR_CHARGON won!
...

8/26/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 99: Final Interview

Player: Sir_Chargon [4-5-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Grandpa
Okay now... We’re here at the final inter--
SIR_CHARGON appeared!
--view... Better late than never, eh Narrator?
SIR_CHARGON used LAME INSULT!
Don’t %@$# around with me today, Narrator. I’ve had 3 bad interviews already.
SHADOW VERSION’s RSACi LANGUAGE LEVEL greatly rose!
Shut up and bring on Digiman.
DIGIMAN fell through CEILING!
...Well, at least he’s here. Now onto question one--
DIGIMAN doesn’t look CONSCIOUS!
Good for him.
DIGIMAN doesn’t look like he’s BREATHING!
So what. Just continue like--
DIGIMAN looks DEAD!
... *sigh*
SIR_CHARGON apparently DOESN’T CARE!
Damn straight! Means I don’t have to do this damned interview and get on to writing Battle 100!
NARRATOR 5 thinks you have a POINT!
Okay then. Time to get--
DIGIMAN used RATHER POWERFUL PUNCH!
OW! How the hell did he get up!?
NARRATOR 5 doesn’t know!
DIGIMAN wants to fight!
*sigh* You, my tights-wearing friend, are making a huge mistake. GO, DARK UMBREON!
SIR_CHARGON sent out... My GOD, that... That...
NARRATOR 5 screams like TERRIFIED LITTLE GIRL!
Damn straight.
DIGIMAN is paralyzed! It may not attack!
Heh heh. Not so brave now, are you?
DIGIMAN would shake his head NO if it was POSSIBLE!
Good. Dark Umbreon, Scary Face attack.
DARK UMBREON used SCARY FACE!
DIGIMAN fainted in SHEER HORROR!
NARRATOR 5 ran away in SHEER HORROR!
Heh heh heh... Return, Dark Umbreon.
...
Oh yeah... Forgot the Narrator ran away.
Enough! DARK UMBREON!
...Is it safe to come out now?
Yes.
NARRATOR 5 appeared!
Okay everyone. Now that the interviews are all done, you know what THAT means...
Dark Umbreon won’t be sent out anymore?
NO! That means tomorrow is BATTLE 100!
Yay.
PEASANTS: Yay.
How’d THEY get here?
NARRATOR 5 doesn’t care!
...Yeah, you’re right. Now, time to write BATTLE 100! I’ll be in my tower.
SIR_CHARGON ran away!
...Screw it. I’m just that happy the interviews are over I’ll let that go.
PEASANTS won!
That too.

8/27/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 100: BATTLE 100

Player: Sir_Chargon [4-6-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Peasants
SIR_CHARGON appeared again!
Hello. Now that the interviews are over, I’ve decided to take a safer route of inducing you all with nostalgia and look at my damn battles for once. Plus that, I ran out of ideas for Battle 100.
SIR_CHARGON used... something...
Shut up Narrator. Well, for a bit more explanation, I’m going to look back on some of the more ‘history-making’ Battles that built Shadow Version to what it is now.
SIR_CHARGON walked up to PAINTING of GRANDPA attacking a TREE!
Here we are at Battle 1. First made as a Blue Version battle for pokebattles.com, it went on to become the first Shadow Version Warrior Battle. Later, I’ll give you a special G/S-stamped, modified Battle 1 for your enjoyment. Think of it as a Star Wars Special Edition ripoff with some flair.
NARRATOR 5 liked SW: SPECIAL EDITION!
Shut up Narrator! Now, onward.
SIR_CHARGON walked up to PAINTING of a HYSTERICAL CID in MIDAIR!
Battle 15, the introduction of Cid, Shadow Version’s hero.
NARRATOR 5 thought GRANDPA was HERO of SHADOW VERSION!
SHUT UP NARRATOR!
Well, think about it.
I KNOW! JUST LET ME FINISH THIS AND YOU CAN ANNOY ME LATER!
Okay.
Good. Now, back to whatever the hell it was I was doing. Cid soon became one of my favorite characters, even through I didn’t put him in many battles, as compared with Eric, MHE of Aqua Version.
ERIC, MHE: Puffzan says correct!
WHO BROUGHT HIM IN HERE!?
I dunno.
Well, GET HIM OUT!
ERIC, MHE fainted!
Better. Now, onward.
SIR_CHARGON walks up to PAINTING of DARKPUFF!
Battle 16, the introduction of Darkpuff...
DARKPUFF appeared!
What now?
DARKPUFF: GIVE ME REST OF MONEY FOR GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL.
No. Now--
DARKPUFF: YES!
No.
DARKPUFF wants to fight!
What a fool. Go, Kaiseryuu!
The enemy’s pretty damn well near invincible! Go, KAISERYUU!
DARKPUFF promptly ate KAISERYUU!
That was quick.
SHUT UP, NARRATOR! Kaiseryuu, Whirling Tides!
KAISERYUU used WHIRLING TIDES!
DARKPUFF swelled up like a BALLOON!
It pretty much IS a balloon, Narrator.
Still.
Yeah.
DARKPUFF exploded!
WATER flew EVERYWHERE!
PAINTINGS started RUNNING!
Bad pun alert...
PAINTINGS now look all DISTORTED... Well, more than usual!
Huh? AAH! MY PAINTINGS!
YOUR paintings? Geez, you suck at art.
I DO NOT! NOW SHUT UP AND SAY I WON OR YOU’RE FIRED!
Okay, Okay...
SIR_CHARGON won!