Player: Cid [4-1-0] Last battle: Win vs. Storm Drain
CID landed on BUILDING ROOF!
Ow...
CID is NOT IN SHADOW VERSION ANYMORE!
Well, DUH! Uh... Where's MagnaAngemon?
NARRATOR doesn't KNOW!
Great. Now I have to look for it.
CID jumped off BUILDING!
I figured you'd have me do something like that...
CID landed in LEAF PILE!
Huh? It's not fall...
KID appeared!
Hi.
KID is ANGRY!
Kid wants to fight?
YES!
KID used KICK!
CID was KICKED in the SHIN!
OW! You little brat! WarGreymon, go!
Go! WARGREYMON!
KID is FRIGHTENED!
Why? It's just a Digimon. A really big and menacing one at that.
KID ran away SCREAMING!
...I think this is a bad thing.
SIRENS are HEARD!
Okay, it was. WarGreymon, come back!
Enough! WARGREYMON!
CID ran away!
POLICE CARS followed in pursuit!
They have cops here too?
YES!
POLICE CAR used SHOOT!
POLICE CAR SHOT at CID!
What the...!? How dare you shoot at a minor! PREPARE TO DIE!
The enemy's numerous! Go, METALGARURUMON!
POLICE CAR used SHOOT!
POLICE CAR SHOT at METALGARURUMON!
It didn't affect METALGARURUMON!
POLICE is HESITATING!
MetalGarurumon, use your Ice Wolfclaw!
METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW!
It was frozen solid!
Okay! Return!
METALGARURUMON, return!
Let's run!
Can't escape!
Huh? Why?
MORE POLICE CARS appeared!
Uh...
POLICE CARS surrounded CID!
POLICE CARS used ATTEMPT TO REASON!
POLICE: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! NOW!
That's reasoning!?
To be continued...

6/13/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 27: MENTAL BLAST

Player: Cid [5-1-0] Last battle: Win vs. Kid
CID is at POLICE STATION!
SHUT UP! I KNOW!
POLICE is LOOKING at CID!
...What?
DOCTOR appeared!
DOCTOR: Now, tell me vat zee problem eez.
I don't HAVE a problem!
DOCTOR: I vas told you ver talking to yourself vhile being taken here.
I wasn't. It was the Narrator.
DOCTOR is confused!
Hurt him in his confusion...
DOCTOR: Vat?
Arrg... THAT'S IT! I CAN'T STAND IT!
DOCTOR: Tell me about your mother.
SHUT UP! HERCULESKABUTERIMON, GO!
HERCULESKABUTERIMON couldn't GO!
Huh? WHERE ARE MY POKéBALLS!?
DOCTOR: Poké...Ballz?
Huh? This isn't Shadow Version, and this can't be that Earth place the Webmaster told me about...
DOCTOR: Zere zeemz to be no hope for him. Take him avay.
ORDERLIES appear!
ORDERLIES drag CID to VAN!
DOCTOR: And you can hav theez.
DOCTOR gave CID POKéBALLS!
Heh heh heh... Thanks... Heh heh...
VAN drives AWAY!
GET ME OUT, WARGREYMON!
Go! WARGREYMON!
WARGREYMON is too BIG to be in VAN!
VAN exploded!
HAHAHAA!!
ORDERLIES want to fight!
TERRA FORCE!
WARGREYMON used TERRA FORCE!
ORDERLIES fainted!
This world is too easy.
CID won!

6/14/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 28: HI! EVERYTHING'S ON SALE TODAY!

Player: Digiman [0-2-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Cid
Do-do-lo-dee!
THAT is not SUPERMAN THEME!
Well, if you could tell me what it was, I WOULD BE SINGING IT, DOOMBAS!
DIGIMAN is FALLING!
Huh? AAH! PULL UP!
DIGIMAN PULLed UP his PANTS!
DIGIMAN is FLYING AGAIN!
I don't like you.
DIGI-SHADES are BEEPING!
Hello?
VOICE is TALKING!
NARRATOR is JEALOUS!
NARRATOR blew up SHADES!
HEY! You dolt, that was my only pair! And... I CAN'T SEE!!
DIGIMAN is FALLING!
DIGIMAN FELL into GLASSES STORE!
Well, THAT was a real twist of fate, HUH?
CASHIER: Hi! Everything's on sale today!
I'd like a pair of shades.
CASHIER: Hi! Everything's on sale today!
I'd like a pair of shades, please.
CASHIER: Hi! Everything's on sale today!
SHUT UP AND GET ME SOME SHADES!
CASHIER: Hi! Everything's on sale today!
Ugh. fine, I'll get my own...
DIGIMAN got SHADES!
Here. I'll buy these.
CASHIER: Hi! Everything's on sale today!
ARRG! If you won't let me buy them, I'm taking them then!
DIGIMAN is LEAVING!
GUN cocked!
CASHIER: PAY FOR THAT!
You'll just say 'Hi! Everything's on sale today!' again.
CASHIER never says THAT!
...
CASHIER wants to fight!
Fine! Go, Machinedramon!
Go! MACHINEDRAMON!
CASHIER sent out CASHIER!
Machinedramon, Giga Cannon!
MACHINEDRAMON used GIGA CANNON!
Critical hit!
Hah!
CASHIER used PAY DAY!
I figured as much.
MACHINEDRAMON was RECYCLED!
WHAT!?
CASHIER received Ľ1,000,000,000!
CASHIER: Bye! Take the store, I'm overthrowing Megasoft!
CASHIER ran away!
Uh...
DIGIMAN won!
Woohoo?

6/15/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 29: A LOAF OF DISASTER

Player: Darth (Brooks) [1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Darkpuff
DARTH is HOPELESSLY LOST!
Well, of course I am. How original...
DARTH is in FOREST OF RETURN!
Forest of Return? Isn't it Forest of NO Return?
NO!
DARTH ran into TREE!
Oh no...
TREE ran away!
THAT was new.
LOAFY appeared!
Loafy?
LOAFY is loafing around!
This is probably the most unoriginal PokéBattle of all time.
YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT!
Oh just SHUT UP! Let me fight something, because I wanna take a nap!
LOAFY wants to fight!
Fine. Go me.
The enemy's easy! Go, DARTH!
LOAFY sent out MEATLOAF!
...Meatloaf? MEATLOAF can be passed as a Pokémon!? What's this world coming to?
MEATLOAF used MEATLOAF BLASTER!
...
MEATLOAF was thoroughly BLASTED!
Uh...
MEATLOAF died!
Heh heh...
LOAFY sent out LOAF OF BREAD!
Guitar Smash!
DARTH used GUITAR SMASH!
LOAF OF BREAD used...
Bread Blaster?
KILL!
DARTH died!
I was killed by a loaf of bread!? This is... I can't even THINK of the word! And... I AM DEATH!
YOU are NOT DEATH!
YOU are DARTH BROOKS!
Ugh...
YOU are DEAD!
YOU are NOT supposed to TALK!
Argliness.
LOAFY won!

6/16/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 30: FLINT: A WARRIOR TOO

Player: Cid [7-1-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Orderlies
CID is taking a WALK!
I said shut up! I KNOW I'M TAKING A WALK!!
CID is CRAZY!
Errr...
MAGNAANGEMON appeared!
FINALLY! I was looking everywhere for you!
MAGNAANGEMON said it was looking for YOU!
Well, let's just go. Use your portal thingy and get us back.
MAGNAANGEMON didn't MAKE PORTAL!
Why?
CID must get GYM, POKéMART, and POKéMON CENTER!
Um... Aren't those flying buildings the ones we're looking for?
Uh... YES!
Okay, MagnaAngemon, let's do it!
MAGNAANGEMON used MAGNA ANTIDOTE!
...?
CID is BACK in SHADOW VERSION!
MAGNAANGEMON is BACK!
POKéMON CENTER is BACK!
POKéMART is BACK!
GYM is BACK!
There.
FLINT appeared!
Who is THAT? Looks like that Musashi guy from the game...
BRAVE FENCER MUSASHI! Now only $29.99 at your local Wal-Mart!
Will you STOP THAT!?
FLINT wants to fight!
Fine. Hitmonlee, I choose you!
Go! HITMONLEE!
FLINT sent out GETALONG!
That? HAHAHAHAHA!!!
CID missed his TURN!
Ahaha... Aww...
GETALONG used GETALONG BEAM!
HITMONLEE is HAPPY!
Okay... Hitmonlee, return!
Come back! HITMONLEE!
HerculesKabuterimon, you're up!
The enemy's... Oh the hell with it! Go, HERCULESKABUTERIMON!
FLINT withdrew GETALONG!
FLINT sent out MESBEE!
Mega Electro Shocker now!
HERCULESKABUTERIMON used MEGA ELECTRO SHOCKER!
CITY suffered from POWER OUTAGE!
Uh...
MESBEE used SHAPESHIFT!
MESBEE SHAPESHIFTed into MESBEE MASTER!
...That's a big monster. Giga Scissor Claw!
HERCULESKABUTERIMON used GIGA SCISSOR CLAW!
Critical hit!
MESBEE MASTER fainted!
Hah!
CITY recovered from POWER OUTAGE!
Did you need to tell me that?
YES!
FLINT sent out FLINT!
Battling yourself, huh? Fine, so will I!
HERCULESKABUTERIMON, return!
CID sent out CID!
FLINT used FLINT STRIKE!
Flint? Isn't that what you need to start fires?
YES!
Uh... Uh-oh.
CID burst into FLAMES!
AAAH!
CID is RUNNING AROUND!
FIRE is SPREADING!
Aha! A river! Jump in now!
CID jumped in RIVER!
FIRE was EXTINGUISHED!
Aaaaaahhh...
CID jumped out of RIVER!
Okay, shorty, let's finish this!
FLINT used FOSSIL BEAM!
That doesn't sound good.
CID was turned to STONE!
Figures.
FLINT won!