6/24/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 36: You're Still Here?

Player: Cid [9-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Bayleef
OAK wants to fight!
I know, I know...
OAK sent out BULBASAUR!
Dork. WarGreymon, GO!
Go! WARGREYMON!
BULBASAUR used VINE WHIP!
It's not very effective...
Hah! Ever since Gold and Silver made Steel-type, I’ve hardly ever lost!
Then what about those two Battles you lost?
Shut up. I said HARDLY. I didn’t say I never lost.
Touché.
CID lost his turn!
What the--!? But this isn’t a gym...
OAK likes that rule!
Freak...
BULBASAUR is gathering sunlight!
SolarBeam, huh? WarGreymon, Terra Force!
WARGREYMON used TERRA FORCE!
It’s super effective!
BULBASAUR fainted!
Hahaha!
OAK sent out CHARMANDER!
Okay, this might not be good. WarGreymon, return!
Enough! WARGREYMON!
What could be effective against Fire... I don’t have anything! So I’ll have to send out Hitmonlee...
Go! HITMONLEE!
CHARMANDER used FLAMETHROWER!
Huh. He’s still consious. Hitmonlee, Mega Kick!
HITMONLEE used MEGA KICK!
HITMONLEE kicked WARGREYMON and METALGARURUMON!
...I hate you...And nobody’s probably going to get that joke...
CHARMANDER used SCRATCH!
HITMONLEE fainted!
Thought so. WarGreymon, go.
The enemy’s a Pokémon expert! Go, WARGREYMON!
CHARMANDER used FIRE BLAST!
...Not super effective? Must be because WarGreymon’s a Fire-type too. Oh well. Terra Force, WarGreymon!
WARGREYMON used TERRA FORCE!
It’s not very effective...
CHARMANDER fainted!
Heh heh...
OAK sent out SQUIRTLE!
Huh? Oh, crap... WarGreymon, come back!
WARGREYMON, return!
What could I use... I know! Go, Bayleef!
The enemy’s weak! Go, BAYLEEF!
SQUIRTLE used HYDRO PUMP!
It’s not very effective...
Oak, you dork! You should know that Grass-types have the advantage over Water-types, of all people!
OAK forgot!
That’s because you’re an old coot.
OAK is ASHAMED!
So? Bayleef, SolarBeam!
BAYLEEF is gathering sunlight!
SQUIRTLE used TACKLE!
Heh heh... You’re still going to lose.
BAYLEEF used SOLARBEAM!
It’s super effective!
SQUIRTLE fainted!
OAK ran away in shame!
Heh heh... I guess Oak was right when he said he was too old for Pokémon Training...
CID won!

6/25/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 37: You're OUT!

Player: Grandpa [5-6-1] Last Battle: Draw vs. Darkpuff
GRANDPA is in FOREST OF RETURN!
Yes, I am... So go away...
LOCAL ANGRY MOB appeared!
Who are they again?
LOCAL ANGRY MOB wants to KILL GRANDPA!
Oh. Uh... AAH!
Can’t escape!
Yeah, I thought so.
LOCAL ANGRY MOB sent out EVOLUMAN!
Okay then... Go, Hugestick!
Go! HUGESTICK!
Enemy EVOLUMAN used EVOLVE!
What the...!? Dosn’t that guy have any type of intelligence?
NO!
Okay.
What? HUGESTICK is evolving!
HUGESTICK evolved into BASEBALL BAT!
Uh... Okay... Baseball Bat, attack!
BASEBALL BAT used SLAM!
It’s a GRAND SLAM!
Um...
Enemy EVOLUMAN was sent SOARING over HORIZON!
...Cool.
LOCAL ANGRY MOB sent out HOLY JOE!
Baseball Bat, Slam attack!
BASEBALL BAT used SLAM!
BASEBALL BAT’s attack missed!
Uh-oh...
Enemy HOLY JOE used PREACH!
It didn’t affect BASEBALL BAT!
Slam him again!
BASEBALL BAT used SLAM!
BASEBALL BAT’s attack missed!
Again?
YES!
Enemy HOLY JOE used PRAY!
Enemy HOLY JOE’s SPIRITUALITY greatly rose!
Allrighty then... Baseball Bat, Slam!
BASEBALL BAT used SLAM!
BASEBALL BAT’s attack missed!
Jeez...
BASEBALL BAT missed 3 TIMES!
Yeah, so?
BASEBALL BAT struck OUT!
BASEBALL BAT fainted!
What the--!?
GRANDPA struck OUT!
What? I didn’t do anything...
GRANDPA fainted!
Hey! This isn’t fair!
YOU are FAINTED!
YOU are NOT supposed to TALK!
Hmph.
LOCAL ANGRY MOB won!

6/26/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 38: Critical Hit!

Player: Cid [10-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Professor Oak
CID is in HIGHLAND MOUNTAIN RANGE!
Yes... I am... So shut up...
CID has been CLIMBING MOUNTAN!
CID is STRUGGLING to BREATHE!
So... What?
TUNNEL was at ROAD!
CID is a DORK!
CID did not TAKE TUNNEL!
Shut up... I said...
GEODUDE appeared!
Cool... Go... Bayleef...
Go! BAYLEEF!
GEODUDE ran away!
Uh...
HUNDREDS OF GEODUDE appeared!
This is not... good...
HUNDREDS OF GEODUDE used ROCK THROW!
Critical hit!
Critical hit!
Critical hit!
BAYLEEF fainted!
...
Critical hit!
Huh? It’s already... fainted!
Critical hit!
BAYLEEF...
Critical hit!
RETURN!
Enough! BAYLEEF!
It’s super effective!
It’s super effective!
Huh? OW! Stop throwing... rocks at... ME!
It’s super effective!
Critical hit!
Go... MetalGarurumon!
The enemy’s throwing rocks! Go, METALGARURUMON!
It’s not very effective...
It’s not very effective...
Critical hit!
MetalGarurumon... use your... Ice... Wolfclaw!
It’s not very effective...
Critical hit!
METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW!
It’s super effective!
80 GEODUDE fainted!
It’s not very effective...
It’s not very effective...
HUNDREDS OF GEODUDE used EXPLOSION!
It’s not very effective...
Good thing it didn’t...
Critical hit!
OW!!
HOLE appeared in MOUNTAIN!
CID and METALGARURUMON fell through HOLE!
This isn’t good...
To be Continued...

6/27/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 39: Tyranitar, the... Tyrant?

Player: Cid [10-2-1] Last Battle: Draw vs. Hundreds of Geodude
CID is in HIGHLAND TUNNEL!
I KNOW THAT! Now how to get out... It’s dark in here!
...
...
HIKER appeared!
Hey... Maybe he knows the way out?
HIKER wants to fight!
Uh... Fine. Go, MetalGarurumon!
Go! METALGARURUMON!
HIKER sent out TYRANITAR!
Tyranitar!? That’s a Gold and Silver Pokémon!
TYRANITAR used THRASH!
It’s not very effective...
Critical hit!
That would hurt nonetheless... MetalGarurumon, use--
METALGARURUMON devolved into GABUMON!
What in the...!? MetalGar...uh... Gabumon, return!
Enough! GABUMON!
Go, WarGreymon!
The enemy’s strong! Go, WARGREYMON!
TYRANITAR’s thrashing around!
It’s not very effective...
WarGreymo--
WARGREYMON devolved into AGUMON!
You too!? Ugh. Return!
Return, AGUMON!
Bayleef, GO!
Go! BAYLEEF!
TYRANITAR’s thrashing around!
BAYLEEF fainted!
Man, that thing’s strong. I’m running!
Can’t escape!
Go! CID!
What!? But I didn't say go me!
TYRANITAR thinks CID has a POINT!
TYRANITAR is confused!
...
It hurt CID in its confusion!
OW!! That really, REALLY hurt! Me, use Low Kick!
CID does not know LOW KICK!
Uh... Then what do I have?
CID used SPLASH!
WHAT!?
It was extremely stupid!
HIKER is LAUGHING!
TYRANITAR is LAUGHING!
Shut up!
TYRANITAR fainted in its laughter!
HIKER fainted in its laughter!
CID won!
Erg... I’m leaving!
CID ran away!

6/28/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 40: The Mystery Man

Player: Cid [11-2-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Hiker
Huh... What made MetalGarurumon and WarGreymon devolve?
CID does not have CREST!
Crest? That stupid thing? I doubt there’s one in Shadow Version...
YES there IS!
Really!? Where?
DARK PLAINS!
BLARG!!
Blarg?
DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR AWAY THAT PLACE IS!?
YES!
...Fine...I’ll go to that damn place. Only for my Digimon...
PIDGEOT appeared!
A wild Pidgeot?
NO!
Then who’s...
MYSTERIOUS FIGURE appeared!
...Never mind...
MYSTERIOUS FIGURE said to GET ON PIDGEOT!
...Okay...
PIDGEOT used FLY!
PIDGEOT FLEW to MAKZEN TOWN!
Whoah... That was fast...
MYSTERIOUS FIGURE demands PAYMENT!
What!?
¥1000 PLEASE!
I don’t have that kind of money!
MYSTERIOUS FIGURE is ANGRY!
Go fig.
MYSTERIOUS FIGURE wants to fight!
*sigh* Fine. Go, Agumon!
Go! AGUMON!
MYSTERIOUS FIGURE sent out CLOYSTER!
Uh-oh... Agumon, PepperBreath!
CLOYSTER used HYDRO PUMP!
It’s super effective!
Critical hit!
AGUMON fainted!
...Go, Gabumon!
The enemy’s mysterious! Go, GABUMON!
MYSTERIOUS FIGURE withdrew CLOYSTER!
Good.
MYSTERIOUS FIGURE sent out MAGMAR!
NOT good.
MAGMAR used FIRE BLAST!
It’s super effective!
GABUMON fainted!
Erg... Hitmonlee, go!
Go! HITMONLEE!
MYSTERIOUS FIGURE withdrew MAGMAR!
Hitmonlee, get ready to use...
MYSTERIOUS FIGURE sent out ESPEON!
Hi Jump--
ESPEON used PSYCHIC!
How’d he do that so fast!?
It's super effective!
HITMONLEE fainted!
I don’t have any more Pokémon...
Go! CID!
Ohhhhhh no! Not again! I’m running, even if you DO call me a coward! I don’t stand a chance against him!
No! There’s no running from a Trainer Battle!
Arrrrrg...
MYSTERIOUS FIGURE withdrew ESPEON!
...
MYSTERIOUS FIGURE sent out GEN-RYUU!
A Charizar... Wait a second... Why’s it black? Pokédex, analyze!
CID used POKéDEX!
POKéDEX: Pokémon unknown. Type: Dark/Psychic
Unknown!?
GEN-RYUU used ULTIMA CANNON!
Critical hit!
No... I can’t lose... again...
CID fainted!
To be Continued?