7/19/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 61: Enter the Rocket

Player: Kenji [3-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Very Strong Cricket
KENJI appeared!
Must these battles always start with someone appearing or taking a walk?
NO!
Read yesterday’s BATTLE for an EXAMPLE!
Idiot Narrator...
TEAM ROCKET appeared!
I was wondering when they’d show up...
TEAM ROCKET used MOTTO!
To throw the world into devastation!
To destroy all people in this nation!
That’s not how the motto goes.
TEAM ROCKET used QUIET YOU!
TEAM ROCKET made NEW MOTTO to show their INDEPENDENCE from THAT TEAM ROCKET!
...Oh.
TEAM ROCKET wants to fight!
Fine! GO ESPEON!
Go! ESPEON!
MARCO sent out KUROBATTO!
AKI sent out ARIADOS!
Damn, you guys are stupid... Poison-types aganst my Psychic-type?
TEAM ROCKET says that’s all they have!
Whatever. Espeon, Psychic.
ESPEON used PSYCHIC!
It’s super effective!
KUROBATTO fainted!
ARIADOS fainted!
There. NOW do you want to fight me again?
YES!
TEAM ROCKET sent out TEAM ROCKET!
...
TEAM ROCKET used ROCKET PUNCH!
What a predictable group...
GIANT MISSILE fell on TEAM ROCKET!
What the--!?
TEAM ROCKET fainted!
KENJI won!

7/20/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 62: WE SUCK...

Player: Marco of Team Rocket [0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Kenji
WAAAAH! WE SUCK!!
AKI says to SHUT UP!
But we do...
AKI used SLAM!
MARCO was SLAMmed into a BRICK WALL!
Ouch... Why’d you have to go do that?
AKI says it was FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!
It didn’t do me a bit of good...
AKI used--
OKAYOKAY! IT DID ME A LOT OF GOOD! JUST DON’T PLOW ME THROUGH THAT WALL AGAIN!
AKI says that’s BETTER!
DERTH appeared!
Whoa... Check this guy out... He’s all creepy and stuff!
DERTH says THANK YOU!
...Okay, you're welcome?
AKI says to STOP GAWKING and STEAL POKéMON!
I know... Uh, creepy-dude, do you have any Pokémon?
AKI used SLAM!
MARCO was SLAMmed into CONCRETE WALL!
Where do all these walls come from?
DERTH is ANGRY!
DERTH wants to fight!
Okay... Just let me... oy.
MARCO fainted!
Player: Aki of Team Rocket [0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Kenji
That idiot Marco...
DERTH wants to fight!
Yes, I know! GO ARIADOS!
Go! ARIADOS!
DERTH sent out SCYTHE!
Heh. Ariados, Night Shade!
ARIADOS used NIGHT SHADE!
It didn’t affect SCYTHE!
Uh... Oops?
SCYTHE used SLASH!
Critical hit!
ARIADOS fainted!
I need to catch new Pokémon...
NARRATOR 3 pushed AKI into ARENA!
There is no arena here.
Uh...
NARRATOR 3 pushed AKI directly in front of SCYTHE!
That’ll do. Take the Scythe and run!
AKI used STEAL!
AKI stole SCYTHE!
Ha! I got your scythe, Mr. Goth-man!
DERTH is not MR. GOTH-MAN!
DERTH is ENRAGED!
Uh... Is that bad?
YES!
DERTH used DEATH!
AKI... Wait, there’s enough people in LIMBO already...
Can we just finish this up here?
Okay.
AKI fainted an excruciatingly painful, horribly agonizing faint!
That didn’t make sense at all.
SHUT UP!
DERTH won!

7/21/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 63: Go, Go, Gogo!

Player: Gogo [0-2-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Local Angry Mob
GOGO is in LIMBO!
Is that... A NARRATOR?!
YES!
Oh no...
CID appeared!
Uh... Hey, I know you! I’ve been on the Internet during the time I was stuck down here, and you’re the guy from Shadow G/S!
GOGO is CORRECT!
Shut up, Narrator.
CID wants to know how to get out of LIMBO!
That... I don’t know.
CID is angry!
Must this happen NOW?
YES!
CID wants to fight!
Fine... Go Mr. Mime.
Go! MR. MIME!
CID sent out METALGARURUMON!
MR. MIME is miming!
MR. MIME sent out METALGARURUMON!
YAY!
METALGARURUMONS used ICE WOLFCLAW!
Whoah... Never saw so much ice in my life.
METALGARURUMONS fainted!
CID and GOGO are COLD!
What about Mr. Mime?
MR. MIME isn’t COLD!
MR. MIME is wearing all of GOGO’s ROBES to stay WARM!
Uh...
GOGO is NAKED!
This is just sick...
CID is SCREAMING in PAIN!
HEY! I don’t look THAT bad!
YES YOU DO!
MR. MIME looked at GOGO!
MR. MIME fainted in FRIGHT!
Okay, can I just faint now?
NO!
NARRATOR 3 is ENJOYING harassing GOGO!
CID ran away!
GOGO won!
Good and finally.
GOGO fainted!
Huh? Why?
NARRATOR 3 just felt like doing it!
Hmph...
NARRATOR 3 is TRUE VICTOR!
What does that mean?
I win. Now shut up.

7/22/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 64: Clash of the Loud Booming Voices in the Sky

Player: Cid [14-7-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Gogo
CID is finally OUT of LIMBO!
Yeah... But why didn’t you post the Battle? It would--
Because NARRATOR 2 didn’t FEEL like NARRATING for THAT BATTLE!
...Doofus.
NARRATOR 3 appeared!
...Hey, who are you?
I’d like ask you that same question!
G/S CHARACTERS are GATHERING!
Hey, we shouldn’t be doing this... Everyone’s here.
So? We can confuse them all we want now.
G/S CHARACTERS are confused!
They hurt themselves in their confusion!
See? That was fun.
Actually, it was. But you’ve gotta die for impersonating me!
NARRATOR 2 wants to fight!
Fine! Be that way!
NARRATOR 3 wants to fight!
This is just weird...
NARRATOR 2 sent out EXTREMELY POWERFUL CHARACTER!
Hmph! I can do better!
NARRATOR 3 sent out ULTIMATELY POWERFUL CHARACTER!
...I’m leaving.
DARKPUFF: DOOM.
LOCAL ANGRY MOB: HUZZAH!
...Huzzah?
LOCAL ANGRY MOB: HUZZAH!
Whatever.
G/S CHARACTERS left!
So? We don’t need them!
Yes we do.
...No we don’t!
YES WE DO!
NO!
YES!
NO!
YES! If there aren’t any characters to Narrate over, then we’re out of a job.
...You’re right. Let’s not fight again.
Okay. But I’ll do this first.
NARRATOR 2 used DEATHRAY!
NARRATOR 3 was  vaporized in a horrible, agonizingly painful way!
NARRATOR 2 won!
LOCAL ANGRY MOB: HUZZAH!
WILL YOU SHUT UP!?

7/23/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 65: Hello Sir!

Player: Sir_Chargon [3-3-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Insanebeggar
Ah... This is good. I’ve got control of my Version again, Nightpuff’s gone, and Darkpuff somehow just... vanished!
SIR_CHARGON is ENJOYING his MOMENTARY PEACE!
Momentary...?
KNOCKS are HEARD on DOOR!
Oh, just wonderful... Crap.
SIR_CHARGON opened DOOR!
Uh...
SALESMAN appeared!
AAH! NOO! GET IT AW--
SALESMAN entered HOUSE!
Doh...
SALESMAN: Hello sir!
It’s super effective!
STOP! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
SALESMAN: Do you tire of having to brush your hair in the morning?
NO! GET OUT!
SALESMAN: Then get this amazing tool... This Godsend... ROBOBRUSH!
...Out. Now. Or you can die.
SIR_CHARGON wants to fight!
SALESMAN: It’s easy! Just stick Robobrush into your afro or other large hairstyle before you go to bed...
DIE!!
SIR_CHARGON used SWORD SLICE!
SALESMAN was cut in half!
Wonderful. Now die.
SALESMAN: And Robobrush brushes your hair for you while you sleep!
What the--!? I cut him in half...
Uh...
It’s not very effective!
SALESMAN: But WAIT! There’s more!
Oh no there isn’t!
SIR_CHARGON used CREATE!
SIR_CHARGON CREATEd BIG HEAVY OBJECT!
BIG HEAVY OBJECT fell on SALESMAN!
SALESMAN: If you buy yours today...
HE’S STILL ALIVE!? ARRRGH!
BIG HEAVY OBJECT disappeared!
SALESMAN was renamed GREASE SPOT!
...Eew.
GREASE SPOT: I’ll throw in a free fire extinguisher!
Okay, this is just sick... I’m leaving.
SIR_CHARGON ran away!
No I didn’t! I just can’t stand that infernal salesman and his apparent immortality.
GREASE SPOT won!
...*sigh*