5/8/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 6: Biggly Battle

Player: Grandpa [1-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Glob
BIGGLYMUFF spit out GRANDPA!
About time, you big balloon!
BIGGLYMUFF is angry!
So am I!
BIGGLYMUFF wants to fight!
Fine then! I use my cane!
Go! CANESTICK!
BIGGLYMUFF sent out TREE!
Hey, it’s that tree again! I’m gonna getcha for running into me!
CANESTICK used SMASH!
It’s not very effective…
Enemy TREE used RAZOR LEAF!
It’s super effective!
Oh no…
CANESTICK fainted! Use next Pokémon?
My stuff is not a Pokey Man! But I’ll use my card anyway.
Go! LICENSE CARD!
Identify now!
LICENSE CARD used IDENTIFY!
TREE is not a SENIOR CITIZEN!
Dang-nabbit!
TREE used FALL!
TREE FELL on LICENSE CARD!
What!? I just got that copy two days ago! How dare you! Put up your dukes!
Go! DUKES!
Whathe!?
DUKES used GENERAL LEE!
The GENERAL LEE ran over TREE!
TREE fainted!
Whippy doodles!
Whippy doodles…?
BIGGLYMUFF sent out BIGGLYMUFF!
Use your General Lee thingy again!
GENERAL LEE is BEING CHASED BY POLICE CAR!
GENERAL LEE ran away!
Oh. Do something else then!
DUKES used ANGRY MOB!
What?
It’s super effective!
Okay then. I guess I’ll use this ball I found.
GRANDPA used POKé BALL!
POKé BALL released CLOUD!
Hey! It’s that spikey-haired guy everyone likes! GET BACK IN!
GRANDPA captured CLOUD!
New Pokédex data will be updated for CLOUD!
CLOUD: A FFVII Pokémon. Carries a big sword and will use it to destroy anything.
BIGGLYMUFF fainted!
GRANDPA won!
I still want my million dollars from last time!
…

5/9/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 7: Hazzardous Dukes

Player: Grandpa [2-1-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Bigglymuff
Well now… I think I’m beginning to get this Pokey Man thing now.
GRANDPA gets POKéMON for $27.99! Now at your local Wal-Mart!… For the time being!
What was that!?
POKéMON for $27.99! Now at your local Wal-Mart!… For the time being!
I heard you, dang-nabbit! I mean I understand this… Po…ké…mon… thing now. Hey! I pronounced it right! Do I get my money now?
No.
Oh well. What stuff do I have again?
CANESTICK, LICENSE CARD, DUKES, and CLOUD.
Okay then.
TRAINERGUY sees you!
Why hello there, young’un!
TRAINERGUY doesn’t like being called YOUNG’UN!
TRAINERGUY wants to fight!
Okay then. I use my cane!
Go! CANESTICK!
TRAINERGUY sent out IVYSAUR!
Cane…stick, Smash attack!
CANESTICK used SMASH!
Critical hit!
Yipee!
IVYSAUR used SOLARBEAM!
It’s super effective!
Uh oh…
CANESTICK fainted! Use next Pokémon?
Cloud, I choose you! I guess.
Go! CLOUD!
Do whatever you do!
CLOUD used SILENT HEROSPEAK!
CLOUD: …
Huh?
GRANDPA is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Con-sarnit! I have to be careful about that.
CLOUD: …
IVYSAUR used SOLARBEAM!
CLOUD fainted! Use next Pokémon?
Dukes! Go!
Go! DUKES!
I said that already. Anyways, use your General Lee!
DUKES used GENERAL LEE!
The GENERAL LEE ran over IVYSAUR… and TRAINERGUY!
Oops.
What? CANESTICK is evolving!
CANESTICK evolved into BIGSTICK!
What? CLOUD is evolving!
CLOUD evolved into SQUALL!
GRANDPA won!
Now can I have my money?
No.
Please?
NO!
SQUALL: …

5/10/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 8: Grandpa vs. Evolustuff (Red Version Crossover)

Player: Grandpa [3-1-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Trainerguy
I have two new things now!
GRANDPA runs into EVOLUMAN!
Why hello… there…
EVOLUMAN wants to know what that MEANT!
You look rather strange…
EVOLUMAN thinks you look like a GOLFER!
GRANDPA is angry!
How dare you! I hate golf! I like fishing!
GRANDPA likes TO FISH!
EVOLUMAN hates FISHING!
EVOLUMAN wants to fight!
Fine! Go… Bigstick!
GO! BIGSTICK!
EVOLUMAN sent out ALAKAZAM!
Bigstick, attack!
BIGSTICK used SMASH!
BIGSTICK SMASHed into a POLE!
POLE LANDED on ALAKAZAM!
ALAKAZAM fainted!
BIGSTICK fainted!
Huh?
EVOLUMAN sent out EVOLUMAN!
I choose that one guy!
GO! SQUALL!
Do whatever you do!
SQUALL is angry at being called THAT ONE GUY!
SQUALL unleashed LIMIT BREAK!
SQUALL used RENZOKUKEN!
SQUALL missed GRANDPA!
Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry!
EVOLUMAN was hit 7 times!
EVOLUMAN fainted!
GRANDPA won!
You owe me about 5 million bucks, you.
No I don’t.
SQUALL: …
PIKACHU appeared!
PIKACHU says you better make EVOLUMAN better!
What is that? It’s so short!
PIKACHU is angry!
PIKACHU got in EVOLUVAN!
PIKACHU drove EVOLUVAN at GRANDPA!
EVOLUVAN is VERY SLOWLY APPROACHING!
Go Dukes!
GO! DUKES!
Angry Mob attack!
DUKES used instead, GENERAL LEE!
The GENERAL LEE drove through EVOLUVAN’s side!
GENERAL LEE is being CHASED BY POLICE CAR!
GENERAL LEE ran away!
EVOLUVAN stopped VERY SLOWLY!
That worked.
PIKACHU says you’ll be sorry!
EVOLUMAN woke up!
EVOLUMAN drove off in EVOLUVAN!
…VERY SLOWLY!
That was strange.
SQUALL: …

5/11/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 9: I Have the Power!

Player: Holy Joe [no record.]
HOLY JOE appeared!
I have the power!
GRANDPA appeared!
Old one, have you given your thanks to God?
GRANDPA wants to fight!
But I don’t.
GOD said FIGHT THE OLD MAN!
Eep... Okay.
HOLY JOE sent out HOLY JOE!
GRANDPA sent out SQUALL!
I have the power!
HOLY JOE has THE POWER!
HOLY JOE’s strength greatly rose!
SQUALL used GUNBLADE!
Critical hit!
Ouch! Don’t EVER hit a reverend!
HOLY JOE used YOU ARE SINFUL!
SQUALL needs to be repentant, badly!
GRANDPA recalled SQUALL!
GRANDPA sent out BIGSTICK!
BIGSTICK used SMASH!
Erg! This is getting to be rather painful... Oh Father, help me to destroy this Evil One.
GRANDPA is not an EVIL-TYPE!
Evil-type?
GOD will not help you!
BIGSTICK used SMASH!
Oh Father, I am sorry! Please, help me! This really hurts!
GOD forgives you!
GOD sent out BUSH!
BUSH burst into FLAMES!
What? BUSH is evolving!
BUSH evolved into FLAMING BUSH!
FLAMING BUSH used TALK TO RELIGIOUS PEOPLE IN THE BIBLE!
BIGSTICK fainted!
Thanks God!
GRANDPA sent out DUKES!
DUKES used ANGRY MOB!
HOLY JOE fainted!
GRANDPA won!
CONGREGATION appeared!
CONGREGATION sees HOLY JOE!
CONGREGATION is angry!
CONGREGATION wants to fight!
To be continued...

5/12/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 10: Sanctuary...

Player: Grandpa [4-1-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Holy Joe
CONGREGATION wants to fight!
OKAY! Let’s go, Dukes!
Go! Dukes!
Enemy CONGREGATION sent out JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES!
Dukes! Angry Mob!
DUKES used ANGRY MOB!
It had no effect!
Wha!?
Enemy JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES used DOOR-TO-DOOR REVIVAL!
It’s super effective!
Oh no!
DUKES is LISTENING!
ACK!
Enemy JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES used CONVERSION!
DUKES became a CRISTIAN!
DUKES joined CONGREGATION!
TRAITOR! Wait... Hee hee... I know what to do!
GRANDPA used THIEF BALL!
DUKES was caught!
HAH! Let’s see God get Dukes outta my grasp again!
Enemy GOD gave DUKES back to CONGREGATION!
HEY! YOU STUPID... BITE ME GOD!
Enemy GOD used BITE!
It’s super effective!
OWW!!!
Enemy CONGREGATION recalled JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES!
Uh...
Enemy CONGREGATION sent out CONGREGATION!
Eep.
Enemy CONGREGATION used ANGRY MOB!
But that’s...
GRANDPA fainted!
Eh...
Enemy CONGREGATION used CRUCIFY!
GRANDPA died!
Uh...
You are DEAD! DON’T TALK!
GRANDPA appeared in HEAVEN!
He-eeey!
Enemy ST. PETER APPEARED!
Hey there... What? ENEMY St. Peter!?
Enemy ST. PETER sent GRANDPA to HELL!
WHAT!?
SATAN appeared!
Will this EVER STOP!?
SATAN gave GRANDPA back DUKES!
WHAT’RE YOU... DUKES! YOU’RE BACK! Hey, you’re not so bad after all, Satan!
SATAN is insulted!
Oh crud...
Enemy SATAN wants to fight!
Please stop this infernal nightmare...
To be continued...