Pokébattles Foxfire

>> Format
>> Records
>> Archives
>>> (001-100)
>>> Battles 1-5
>>> Battles 6-10
>>> Tournament 1
>>> Battles 11-15
>>> Battles 16-20
>>> Tournament 2
>>> Battles 21-25
>>> Battles 26-30
>>> Fanfic 1
>>> Battles 31-35
>>> Battles 36-40
>>> Tournament 3
>>> Battles 41-45
>>> Battles 46-50
>>> Battles 51-55
>>> War Event 1
>>> Battles 56-60
>>> Battles 61-65
>>> Battles 66-70
>>> Battles 71-75
>>> Battles 76-80
>>> Battles 81-85
>>> Battles 86-90
>>> Battles 91-95
>>> Battles 96-100
>>> (101-200)
>> MIDI Music

Battles 76-80.

<< Older | 76 | 77 | 78 | 79 | 80 | Newer >>

Directly inspired by Red Version Battle #126: Certain Doom, the 2001 Halloween Battle.

Battle 76: Fate of the Doomed 10/27/2022
Setting: Plane of Eternal Torment / Halloween Night Special
Player: Giovanni [4-1-0] Last Battle: WE1

... Hrmm. One moment I was congratulating my Pokémon on a job well done and reassuring my victory and now I'm ... here.
I seem to remember a brief moment of the worst pain I'd ever experienced in my life in between.
Where am I, anyway?
PATH appeared!
DARKNESS appeared!
FULL MOON appeared!
LARGE IMPOSING TREES appeared!
IMPALED ALGORECORPSES appeared!
...This is not either my base or outside the Webmaster's lair. How did I get here?
MYSTERIOUSVOICE: That you will have to answer on your own...
The last thing I remember was Rocket Doompuff coming at me...
... That wasn't Rocket Doompuff, was it.
MYSTERIOUSVOICE: Nope!
I'm dead aren't I.
MYSTERIOUSVOICE was renamed DEATH!
DEATH appeared!
DEATH: Took you long enough.
... AAAAUGH!
GIOVANNI used SMOKE BOMB!
GIOVANNI ran away!
DEATH: ... I only wanted to warn him about the path...
ALGORECORPSE: Voooote Gooore in tweeenty fooour...

Location: Down the path, several hundred meters away

Whew, I think I lost them...
Now, how do I get out of here...
ALGORECORPSE: Whatever you do, stay on the path...
ALGORECORPSE: I invented the internet, but they took it off on the wrong path and now look where they are...
Is that why you're impaled on a tree.
ALGORECORPSE: No, that's just because the tree wanted to fight and you know how that song and dance goes.
ALGORECORPSE: Anyway, the most important thing, don't forget...
ALGORECORPSE: Vooote Gooore in tweeenty fooour....
...Right, well, I'll have to find my way back to the living before I can do that...
DEATH appeared!
And that is not the right way. Ciao!
GIOVANNI ran away!
DEATH: Oh wait up I just wanted to warn you... And he's gone.

Location: Down the path, Point of Divergence

Whooh. Escaped. Again. There must be something useful this way...
DR. OZ appeared!
Oh thank goodness a doctor.
Oi, you, how do I come back to life!?
DR. OZ: Follow the yellow brick road.
That ... doesn't sound like staying on the path.
DR. OZ: The stars say to follow the yellow brick road. We've followed astrology for centuries.
DR. OZ: I'm a doctor, would I lie to you?
... Yes.
DR. OZ: No I wouldn't, I'm a better doctor than I am a husband.
... Are you just trying to distract me until Death catches up!?
DR. OZ: No.
DR. OZ: Follow the yellow brick road.
DEATH appeared!
Screw it, I'm going with the advice from the person who isn't dead...
GIOVANNI ran away!
DEATH: Oh damn it all.

Location: Yellow Brick Road

PATH instantly vanished!
OWL: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you.
Oh shove off.
OWL: I don't have the answers to your questions, I -- actually, I can respect that.
OWL: But you know the Yellow Brick Road leads to Oz, don't you?
What-
DR. OZ appeared!
DR. OZ: I'm sure people think I'm out in left field playing by myself.
DR. OZ: But I practice what I preach.
And what exactly is it that you preach luring people out into the woods, hmmm!?
DR. OZ: Food is no longer sacred to us: In becoming too efficient we've changed its nature...
DR. OZ whipped out MEATCLEAVER!
DR. OZ wants to fight! ... Or something!
OWL: I'll hold it off! Run!
OWL used DIVEBOMB!
OWL was instantly CHOPPED IN HALF!
OWL died!
Yeah, about that...!
Go! GIOVANNI!
GIOVANNI used CLOSE COMBAT!
It's super effective!
DR. OZ: I've got... So many weaknesses...
DR. OZ fainted!
Right, well, there's no path out of here, so I guess I just keep going from here...
Wild DOOMPUFF appeared!
DOOMPUFF: DOOM!
Or go in the exact opposite direction from that thing.
AAAAAAUGH--
GIOVANNI ran away!
DOOMPUFF: ... PUFF... RABID...

Location: Lost

... I think I lost it...
RADIOMAN appeared!
RADIOMAN: Hmm, your aura is full of pride... But also growing fear and despair.
RADIOMAN: You're new here, aren't you? They're still pretty weak.
... I suppose you could say that. Where am I anyway...
MAGNETS: This is the land of broken dreams, where half completed projects go to rot...
IRON MASK: Fangames, novels... Anything the author starts and abandons partway through...
ROBOT DRAGON: ... The only way out is to have the author start paying attention to you again... That happened to the other Hiber recently...
... Wait, what?
RADIOMAN: Wait.
GIOVANNI stepped back nervously!
MAGNETS: Cyan text. An active NARRATOR.
ROBOT DRAGON: The author is paying attention...
FORGOTTEN GROUP's EYES turned UNCANNY WHITE!
That's my exit cue--
GIOVANNI ran away!
IRON MASK's PSYCHOKINESIS!
But, it failed!
What is this, I can't move--
IRON MASK: You will not escape... And your narrative focus will be ours...!~
What!? Help! Someone, anyone?!?
DEATH appeared!
!!!
DEATH: You know, I had just planned to warn you not to stray off the path...
DEATH: But now I have this sudden and inexplicable urge to kill you.
Enemy DEATH used SOUL HARVEST!
GIOVANNI's SOUL was fully HARVESTed!
GIOVANNI died!
IRON MASK: ... You ... Just stole my kill...
IRON MASK whipped out SWORD!
DEATH: ...
DEATH ran away!

Location: Land of the Dead

... Well, am I dead properly this time at least.
RT1: As a doornail.
RT2: Looks like you've been messed up real good.
RT3: Hey isn't that that rich crime dude? Bet he's got great stuff.
RT4: Duuuude. He totally is. Hey, aren't we ghosts now? We should spook him.
RT5: ... Ghost?! Where!?
Excuse me, I am Giovanni Sakaki Razzo of the unparalleled Team Rocket, I will not be harried by a bunch of hooli--
RT GROUP used PUBLIC NUISANCE!
GIOVANNI was fully VANDALIZED!
GIOVANNI fainted. Use next POKéMON?

If you enjoyed the battle, you can send feedback to the site email or discuss on the community Discord. Happy Halloween!!

Clash of villains. Isekai Ian has acceptable perception, but absolutely nothing resembling common sense.

Battle 77: Isekai Indemnity 11/3/2022
Location: Pride Ring
Player: Isekai Ian [0-2-1] Last Battle: #71

UM RED: So the deal is, you don't wanna go for the rug pull right away.
UM RED: First ya gotta get as many names as ya can on board. I'm talking big ticket names, real A-listers.
UM RED: Sure ya gotta make sure they get their payout but they get so many more suckers in it's worth.
UM RED: You get half a million sign-ups at $20 a pop 'cause some twit with twenty million followers told 'em to, you've got five million in the bag right there if ya split it 50/50.
UM RED: Then ya keep all those suckers feeding out of your hand.
UM RED: Keep 'em caught in the community for pull after pull. Never take too much at once, make sure you keep 'em.
UM RED: They're not called suckers for nothing>
Wow, I never knew it was that easy! These money-making sidequests are a piece of cake!
UM RED: Sure they are kid. Want another one? Twenty bucks, you know the drill.
UM RED: Hold that thought, I hear that big red voice. It schemed me into a pyramid once before. Let's go check it out...

Location: Inside Castle Dis

TERRA used ULTRA BALL!
Congratulations! DISPATER was caught!
TERRA: Sloth, gluttony, envy... Now wrath. Three left.
ISEKIAN appeared!
UM RED appeared!
... You!
TERRA: ... Me.
I know who you are and what you're up to!
TERRA: ...Well then I'll just have to dispose of--
You're the Demon King!
TERRA: ...
TERRA is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
It's obvious! Green hair like no mortal could have, villainous yet chiseled and unnaturally handsome features, power over light, a desire to enslave everyone, and multiple demon princes' power under your control at your fingertips!
... UM RED is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
UM RED: ... you must have keener eyes than me, kid...
TERRA: ... Okay well you're not wrong but at the same time your conclusions are--
I challenge you for the fate of the world! I, Isekai Ian, am the Chosen Hero who shall strike you down!
ISEKIAN wants to fight!
TERRA: ... uh, whatever...
TERRA doesn't really want to fight, but was dragged in anyway!
UM RED: Yeah, I'm gonna sit this one out. Knock 'em dead, kid.
Oh you better believe I will, I was made for this.
Go, Sword!
Go! RIDICULOUS SWORD!
Enemy TERRA sent out TERRA!
TERRA: ... Sigh...
That overconfident, hmmm!? Then taste my blade...!
RIDICULOUS SWORD used TASTE MY BLADE!
TERRA: ... okay.
Enemy TERRA used BEND!
What? RIDICULOUS SWORD is BENDing!
... Eh?
Congratulations! Your RIDICULOUS SWORD was BENDed into RIDICULOUS PRETZEL!
TERRA ate RIDICULOUS PRETZEL!
TERRA: ... it tastes like they somehow managed to alloy the lowest quality iron with rejected scrap plastic... TERRA: Maybe useful for recycling and selling to idiots, but... Why...
... you... Ate my sword...
That was a limited edition replica Hero's Magic Sword from M'Mo Online...!!
TERRA: It was a cheap piece of junk, if you paid more than ¥250 on it it was a ripoff...
It was $249! Before import dues!
TERRA: ... you are unbelievably gullible.
ISEKIAN's IMPOTENT RAGE is building!
ISEKIAN's DEFENSE fell!
UM RED: Don't listen to him ~~sucker~~ kid, he's just trying to lamestream you, you keep those carbonado hands--
Send out which POKéMON?
Right--
This is unforgivable. I am the hero! I know because I went here after getting hit by a truck! Go, me!
The enemy's a human annihiliation robot and way out of your league! Get'm ISEKIAN!
Excuse me, I am the Chosen One, the hero of legend from another world! I'll kick this guy's big wig hiney and then it's you next...!
TERRA: It's my natural hair... insofar as a robot can have hair.
TERRA: Anyway...
Enemy TERRA used SPARK CHASER!
It's super effective!
OW
TERRA's attack continues!
OW ow ow ow ow ow
Hit 7 times!
Owwwh...
ISEKIAN flinched!
Enemy TERRA used DIVE KICK!
ISEKIAN was KICKed through ROOF towards nearest DIVE!
ISEKIAN fainted!
TERRA won!
TERRA: Yo, so did you want something?
UM RED: Yeah, I'm selling unique collectible bridges, you want one?
UM RED: You don't get to actually touch it but you get a certificate on the internet that says you own it.
TERRA: ...
TERRA used DIVE KICK!
UM RED was KICKed through ROOF towards nearest DIVE!
UM RED was blown away!
TERRA won!

If you enjoyed the battle, you can send feedback to the site email or discuss on the community Discord.

I don't have anything particular to say about this battle. Enjoy!

Battle 78: Flash in the Pan 11/10/2022
Setting Comics 100%
Player: HM05 [0-1-0] Last Battle: #68

HM05! HM05!
He's the fastest man alive!
NAHMAN appeared!
... Gasp! A villain!
No! Worse! A Nineties Anti-Hero!
How many innocents have you collaterally damaged in your quests to stamp out mundane crime in violent and ultimately futile ways?!
NAHMAN: ... swords very shiny. Not rusty at all. Must... find more crime.
I refuse to allow this.
HM05 wants to fight!
NAHMAN: ... Okay.
NAHMAN doesn't really want to fight!
But, enemy NAHMAN will do so anyway!
Enemy NAHMAN sent out LARGE HANDGUN!
Barbaric. I shall defeat you with my speed!
Go! SPEED!
With my speed I can easily outrun your bullets!
SPEED used OUTRUN BULLETS!
Enemy LARGE HANDGUN's BULLETS were made to RUN OUT!
... By shooting SPEED!
Hit 6 times!
SPEED fainted!
... why do I suddenly feel so much slower...
Doesn't matter. I'll deal with you myself, knave! You can't shoot me if you're out of bullets!
Go! HM05!
Enemy LARGE HANDGUN used SHOOT LARGE HAND!
HM05 was SHOT with LARGE HAND!
... In other words, NAHMAN used MEGA PUNCH!
. . . ow . . .
HM05 is in critical condition!
But I am the fastest man alive! He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day!
Can't escape!
Oh, phooey. That means this is one of those edgy elseworld one-offs where all the heroes get butchered by the nominal anti-hero, isn't it...
Fine! Finish me off! At least give me the dignity of a swift death!
Enemy NAHMAN doesn't want to use COUPDEGRACE!
Enemy NAHMAN wants HM05 to JOIN HIM!
...pardon?
NAHMAN: TERRA is doing bad things.
NAHMAN: TEAM ROCKET is regrouping.
NAHMAN: SCHEMING PYRAMID is scheming.
NAHMAN: World needs heroes. And violence. And violence capable heroes.
I understand the logic, but I won't ever work with you.
NAHMAN: ... Then we do things hard way.
Enemy NAHMAN used POKé BALL!
Wait, what--
1... 2... 3...
Congratulations! HM05 was caught!
Oh, bother.

If you enjoyed the battle, you can send feedback to the site email or discuss on the community Discord.

This battle literally exists because of the Terra Force joke and because I love Digimon.

Battle 79: Digital Venom 11/17/2022
Location: Odaiba
Player: Myotismon [No Record] Last Battle: Loss vs. Angewomon

... The sky will be darkened by the wings of many bats...
...The fallen people... Will invoke the name... of the Undead King...
...When the clock strikes... The Hour of the Beast...
The Undead King... Will reveal his true form... As the Beast...
CLOCK: 06:06:06
What? MYOTISMON is evolving!

Player: VenomMyotismon

Congratulations! Your MYOTISMON evolved into VENMYOTISM!
That's more like it!
... I'm hungry!
There are all those people at the convention center! They're mine!
Enemy DIGIDESTINED appeared!
Nuisance! I'll devour you all!
Enemy DIGIDESTINED wants to fight!
Enemy DIGIDESTINED sent out TOGEMON! IKKAKUMON! KABUTERIMN! BIRDRAMON! ANGEMON! ANGEWOMON! WARGREYMON! MTLGARUMON!
Oh good, I'd thought this would be a challenge...
Venom Infusion!
VENMYOTISM used VENOM INFUSION!
VENMYOTISM made INFUSION of VENOM!
Ah yes, my favorite tea blend...
Enemy TOGEMON IKKAKUMON KABUTERIMN BIRDRAMON used STOCK FOOTAGE ATTACK!
It's not very effective...
... That didn't work on me in my first form, do you expect it to work now!?
I'll stomp you all into the ground and make Chosen Pancakes!
VENMYOTISM is trying to use STOMP!
Enemy ANGEMON ANGEWOMON used STOCK FOOTAGE ATTACK: HOLY!
It's super effective!
VENMYOTISM flinched!
Ha! You think you can defeat me!?
You've barely scratched my health pool!
Enemy MTLGARUMON used...
...
... What? What did he use!?
... NARRATOR isn't sure!
NARRATOR sees at least FIVE NAMES!
Well, what did it do?!
ICE MISSILES!
VENMYOTISM was frozen solid!
Gyaaah!!
VENMYOTISM snapped FROZEN STATUS in half!
Foolish mortals! Have me on ice, will you? I'll have you for sushi!
Enemy WARGREYMON used TERRA FORCE!
TERRA was FORCED to join enemy DIGIDESTINED!
... something about this seems off.
TERRA: Ugh... Guess I have to...
TERRA used GOOGLE POKéDEX!
GOOGLE POKéDEX: VENOMMYOTISMON. It is a demon with the lower body of a beast and an insect-like shell on its upper body.
GOOGLE POKéDEX: Myotismon, retaining its reason, intellect, and gentlemanly conduct, is loath to reveal this repugnant form.
Repugnant?! This form is power!
Do I seriously think that badly of myself!
TERRA: ...Yo dude, you're seriously pretty ugly.
Insolence! I shall crush you like the insect you are!
VENMYOTISM used STOMP!
TERRA was STOMPed into GROUND like a FOUNDATION PILE!
It doesn't affect enemy TERRA!
TERRA: No mortal weapon can hurt me, yada yada, Doompuff snapped me in half and I stuck myself back together when it left... Owwww...
Enemy MTLGARUMON and WARGREYMON used SOCCER ATTACK!
... Somehow, it's super effective!
Gyaaaah?!
Enemy DIGIDESTINED sent out CRESTS!
CRESTS used BIND!
VENMYOTISM can't move!
No! Curse you DigiDestined! Curse you and your horrible crests! I'll destroy and devour you all!
TERRA: ...
TERRA used DYNAMAX ULTRA BALL!
Wait, what's tha--
Congratulations! VENMYOTISM was caught!
TERRA: ... Well, he overlaps a bit with gluttony and envy, but he's big enough for added muscle if I need it...
...Enemy DIGIDESTINED are looking suspiciously at TERRA!
TERRA: Oops, time to split. Bye!
TERRA ran away!

If you enjoyed the battle, you can send feedback to the site email or discuss on the community Discord.

The Jolteon's name is CAMARADERY and he was my ace in a run of Blue Version this summer.

Battle 80: Thanksgiving Turkey Throw-Down 11/24/2022
Location: Grassy Field of Doom
Player: Hiber [4-1-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Fly (#61)

Hmmm... I'm hungry.
Wild TURKEY appeared!
...Live, raw, or stuffed and cooked?
YES!
...say what?
Wild TURKEY is AT LEAST ONE of these!
Oh, it's the darn maths 'or'...
Well joke's on you, I'm a fox, I can eat turkey in any state.
Wild TURKEY wants to fight!
Wild TURKEY sent out COYOTE!
Why does a turkey have a coyote? ... Oh, forget it-
Hm, I could probably win this easily, but at the same time, if I went full 'phenomenal cosmic powers' I might disintegrate the turkey and I want to eat it...
Go Jolteon I guess... Thunderbolt.
HIBER sent out JOLTEON!
JOLTEON used THUNDERBOLT!
It's not very effective...
I... Since when were coyotes Grass-type?
Enemy COYOTE used ROCKET BARRAGE!
It's not very accurate...
Hit 0 times!
Oh my gosh it's the me-damned boat-
Jolteon, Pin Missile!
JOLTEON used PIN MISSILE!
JOLTEON PINned a MISSILE LOCK on enemy COYOTE!
TINY TIM appeared!
TINY TIM: HIBER?
...
... be very quiet...
TINY TIM: YOU HAVEN"T BEEN DOING SPECIALS>>>
No I haven't I'm sorry please don't notice me--
TINY TIM: ARE YOU GONNA STOP? I WOULD BE SAD IF"N YOU DECIDED TO STOP__
TINY TIM used EXPLOSION!
TINY TIM fainted!
Enemy COYOTE fainted!
...whew...
Enemy TURKEY is about to use TURKEY!
Will HIBER change POKéMON?
Yes!
Go, Canberry Sauce...
JOLTEON enough! Come back!
The enemy's delicious with you! Get'm CANBERRY!
Enemy TURKEY sent out TURKEY!
Enemy TURKEY used FREE RANGE!
Enemy TURKEY gave a FREE estimate of HIBER's RANGE of OUTCOMES!
... Enemy TURKEY looks INCREASINGLY CONCERNED!
You should, I'm going to eat you... Canberry Sauce, use Can...
CANBERRY used CAN!
But, CANBERRY CAN'T!
It didn't affect enemy TURKEY!
Enemy TURKEY used GOBBLE!
Enemy TURKEY GOBBLEd up CANBERRY!
CANBERRY fainted!
... I was going to eat that...
Right, no more Mr. Nice Fox... Go, me...
The enemy looks delicious! Get'm HIBER!
Right, I'm just going to eat you now...
Enemy TURKEY whispered something!
Enemy TURKEY used PARDON REQUEST!
...Pardon?
NARRATOR said, Enemy TURKEY used PARDON REQUEST!
Enemy TURKEY was fully PARDONed!
I... Wait, what!?
HIBER is confused!
Enemy TURKEY ran away in HIBER's confusion!
Oh no you don't, you darn delicious bird! There's no escape...!
HIBER ran after TURKEY!
Battle ended in a draw!

If you enjoyed the battle, you can send feedback to the site email or discuss on the community Discord.

<< First | < Older | Main Archive | Newer > | Latest >>