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This battle's fundamental pun may not make sense without having at least a plot summary of the parodied material. I'm deliberately not explaining it anyway.

Battle 86: Bill and the Hecklewren 1/5/2021
Setting: Game 50% / Literature 50%
Player: Catnip Ethylene [2-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Dictator Water (#53)

BILL appeared!
Aaaaa!!
BILL: ... Aaaa!!
BILL: Help! I'm a POKéMON!
No you're not!
You're planning to backstab me and murder my sister for political reasons!
BILL: ... what.
BILL: I ... what?
Don't try to play dumb! I know what you're plotting and I won't let you just go through with it!
CATNIP sent out HUGER!
HUGER sent out FIRESNAKES!
Enemy BILL used FURY ATTACK!
It's super effective!
... Wait! That's a Normal-type attack! How is it super effective!?
HUGER: It feels like getting stabbed in the face with arrows.
HUGER: Speaking of which, I'm going to just ... take a little nap...
HUGER fainted!
Oh darn! Then...
I'll use my special attack!
CATNIP used CATNIP!
CATNIP sent out SPRIGATITO!
Which just so happens to be a suitable Pokémon!
Sprigatito! Bite attack!
SPRIGATITO ignored orders!
SPRIGATITO used instead, AROMATHERAPY!
What.
SPRIGATITO: Toooo... To tito spri ga...
Hey! Get away from me, you're supposed to be fighti--
... I can feel my stress melting away...
SPRIGATITO: Spri! Ga to, sprig!? Toooo...

Location: Hiber's Computer Room, Mt. Winter

UNDEAD RSACi CLOUD appeared! Wielding CLEAVER!
HIBER: It's catmint, I swear... Just... Put the knife down...
HIBER: Besides, it's been 20 years and even if it wasn't it'd be--
Enemy UNDEAD RSACi CLOUD used CLEAVE!
It kept going and crashed!
TABLE was instantly cleaved in half!
HIBER ran away!

Location: Previous Location

Should I be worried about that...
No!
That's right... Right... Bill!
I'm going to stop you!
BILL: What am I even going to do!?
You're going to do a war crimes! And kill my sister!
So you can take power and rule Dystopia in Dictator Ice's place!
Sooo... I'm going to defeat you first!
BILL: No I'm not. I'm a POKéMANIAC.
BILL: I don't have any political goals or aspirations. I built the POKéMON STORAGE SYSTEM! It's on your PC.
Oh... Huh... Maybe I had the wrong Bill.
BILL: You did! Can you turn me back into a human now, please?
I'm sorry, dude, I don't know how to turn Pokémon into humans at all.
DMOREAU appeared!
DMOREAU: Did someone mention turning Pokémon into humans-
DMOREAU used UPLIFT!
What? BILL is evolving!
Congratulations! Your BILL evolved into BILL MAN!
DMOREAU ran away!
BILL MAN: This didn't work at all...
Dude, it like ... half worked.
DRWILY appeared!
DRWILY: Oh! You'll make a good area boss!
DRWILY used UFO claw!
Congratulations! BILL MAN was caught!
DRWILY ran away!
BILL MAN: ... help ...
Oh... Shoot... We actually messed that up didn't we.
We better go after them.
SPRIGATITO: Toooo... To spriga toto ri to ti ga?...

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This battle is based on the "Diegetic Narrator" theory regarding Undertale, because having two diegetic narrators in this series wasn't anywhere near enough.
Also, this battle contains some amount of spoilers for "Undertale" by TobyFox. If you haven't played it and want to, you probably should do that first.

Battle 87: Frisked 1/12/2023
Location: Mt. Ebott Underground, Gravesite
Player: Frisk / Chara [No Record]

FRISK woke up!
Okaaay, we're doing this again. Just gonna go down the path...
FRISK ran away!
... Well, FRISK slowly walked away!

Location: Underground, Flowey Spot

SUNNY SPOT appeared!
FLOWEY, conspicuously, DID NOT appear!
... Huh. There's nobody here? No Flowey, no Toriel?
* But nobody came.
Weird. Guess that means I can solve those first few puzzles without being handheld at least.
FRISK used ADVANCE!

Location: Ruins, Outside

... That's funny. What's with the save point?
* (The shadow of the ruins looms above, filling you with determination...?)
* (HP fully restored.)
* (But, it doesn't seem like you can SAVE here.)
Even weirder. That's never happened before. One life clear time, I guess!?
FRISK used ADVANCE!
It's super effective!
Enemy TUTORIALPUZZLES fainted!

Location: Ruins, South of Candy

Yo, Froggit!
FROGGIT: Ribbit, ribbit. (Excuse me, human.)
FROGGIT: (Before, I thought you could only defeat monsters by FIGHTing...)
FROGGIT: (Or spare them with MERCY.)
FROGGIT: (But earlier, I saw a human end fights with an ITEM.)
FROGGIT: (Several monsters were taken away by that human with merciless eyes.)
FROGGIT: (I wonder what kind of item that could be...?) Ribbit, ribbit.
...That... Doesn't sound good. Reminds me of some real bad things...
Is there any chance we can maybe go a little faster? Maybe running?
* (No.)
Fiiine...

Location: Ruins, Napstablook Nap Room

... Oh no. Where's Blookie?
* But nobody came.
Maybe they just left. I hope they just left.
MAD MEWMEW appeared!
MAD MEWMEW: Human.
MAD MEWMEW: Human!
MAD MEWMEW: HUMAN!!
MAD MEWMEW wants to fight!
! * * ♥

Setting: Battle

MAD MEWMEW: I was able to fuse with this PERFECT new body, mew~
MAD MEWMEW: BUT.
MAD MEWMEW: THAT'S BECAUSE!
MAD MEWMEW: THIS DAY HAS BEEN THE WORST DAY EVER!!!
Enemy MAD MEWMEW used BULLET HELL!
Enemy MAD MEWMEW's attack missed!
* Mad Mew Mew tightens her head.
I want to ask her why today's been the worst!
♥ * ACT
♥ * Mad Mew Mew ████████
♥ * Talk
* You talked to Mad Mew Mew.
* ... doesn't seem much for conversation.
She is literally talking to me you weird ghost--
MAD MEWMEW: BECAUSE! BECAUSE!! BECAUSE!!!
MAD MEWMEW: Two of my cousins both disappeared today.
MAD MEWMEW: Along with Undyne and a bunch of other monsters. AND MORE THAN THAT!
* Mad Mew Mew glares into an elaborate pink mirror, then-
MIRROR wants to fight!
* The mirror attacked.
That's ... new.
... Check the mirror?
♥ * ACT
♥ * Mirror ████████
♥ * Check
* Mirror ATK ?? DEF ??
* Inexplicably, Mew Mew's mirror has begun to move.
Enemy MAD MEWMEW used BULLET HELL!
HELL was riddled with BULLETS!
It doesn't affect MT.EBOTT!
Enemy MIRROR used MIRROR MOVE!
Enemy MIRROR is MOVING!
...Directly towards FRISK!
* It's you!
Dodge!
FRISK used DODGE!
But, FRISK isn't old enough to DRIVE a DODGE!
FRISK's attack failed!
Ow.
MAD MEWMEW: Things like THIS have been happening all day!
MAD MEWMEW: Annoying. Annoying! ANNOYING!!
MAD MEWMEW: This RED VOICE suddenly SHOWED UP and started SHOUTING!
MAD MEWMEW: And... All sorts of things suddenly started coming to life and attacking.
MAD MEWMEW used SWITCH SPLIT!
Enemy MIRROR'S SYMMETRY greatly fell!
* Mirror's reflectiveness seems ... off.
Uhhh... What can we do about a mirror.
♥ * ACT
♥ * Mirror ████████
♥ * Touch
* You touch the mirror. You touch it all over and cover it with grubby fingerprints.
* Look what you've done.
Enemy MIRROR's REFLECTIVENESS greatly fell!
Enemy MIRROR is no longer a usable MIRROR!
Enemy MIRROR fainted!
MAD MEWMEW: ... Okay, I think I've cooled down now.

Setting: Overworld

MAD MEWMEW: Anyway, things have been SERIOUSLY strange.
MAD MEWMEW: I don't know what's happened to Napstablook, Undyne, or anyone else.
MAD MEWMEW: And this RED VOICE is just a real bad time all around.
... What red voice?
* You don't know what she's talking about.
* It's kind of scary.
FRISK / CHARA won!

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There was a nickname system in Red and Blue which supported casing.
It also seems like friendly / player skeletons are a fairly common thing in recent isekai anime.
Also, yes, this crossover exists now. I am not sorry.

You may need to download and install the fonts "Papyrus" and/or "Comic Sans MS" for this battle to display as intended. These can be found here and here respectively or at other sources. The battle can be read without these (and it might be easier).

Battle 88: A Bone To Pick 1/19/2023
Location: Snowdout (Snowdin Road)
Player: Papyrus [No Record]

SOMETHING appeared!
GASP!
SANS! OH MY GOD! IS THAT...
A HUMAN!?
sans: actually... i think that's a rock.
OH.
SOMETHING is walking closer!
GASP!
SANS! OH MY GOD! WHAT'S THAT BEHIND THE ROCK!
IS THAT ... A HUMAN?!
sans: it doesn't look like it's a human any more, bro.
SOMETHING: ...Em evael tnod...
SOMETHING was renamed HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!
SANS! IT'S A ZOMBIE! THAT MEANS ... IT USED TO BE HUMAN!
AND THIS CONFIRMS!THAT THE BUNNY WAS CORRECT!
. . . HUMANS ARE, IN FACT, MADE OF BLOOD.
sans: yeah. that sure is a lot of blood, bro.
Enemy HEADCRAB ZOMBIE wants to ... hrmm.
... SOLVE PUZZLES?
... NARRATOR will say Enemy HEADCRAB ZOMBIE wants to fight! For PAPYRUS' sake!
...plus PAPYRUS doesn't really have any FLESH anyway.
WELL THEN!
I, PAPYRUS, SOON-TO-BE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE ROYAL GUARD, SHALL OBLIGE YOU!
PAPYRUS sent out PAPYRUS!
Enemy HEADCRAB ZOMBIE sent out HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!
Enemy HEADCRAB ZOMBIE used ROCK THROW!
Enemy HEADCRAB ZOMBIE threw wild ROCK at PAPYRUS!
Wild ROCK: WOAH there, pardner! Who said you could throw ME around!?
HEADCRAB ZOMBIE: ...Gghhauuuaahahh...
Wild ROCK: Well, sirrah, you just went and messed with the wrong rock!
Wild ROCK joined PAPYRUS!
Ally ROCK: I'm going to cook up something special, just for you, sirrah.
Ally ROCK used COOK!
Enemy HEADCRAB ZOMBIE can SMELL what Ally ROCK is COOKING!
Enemy HEADCRAB ZOMBIE's APPETITE greatly rose!
HEADCRAB ZOMBIE: ...hself ... hserf...
THEN...
I WILL ALSO COOK SOMETHING!
PAPYRUS used COOK SPAGHETTI!
It's... ... indescribably effective...
Enemy HEADCRAB ZOMBIE used CHEST MOUTH DEVOUR!
PAPYRUS' SPAGHETTI was MESSILY DEVOURED!
... Enemy HEADCRAB ZOMBIE was badly FOOD POISONED!
HEADCRAB ZOMBIE: ...EM PLEH DOG..!!
Enemy HEADCRAB ZOMBIE died!
OH!
... OH. THAT'S UNFORTUNATE.
Enemy HEADCRAB used DETACH!
Enemy HEADCRAB still wants to fight!
Enemy HEADCRAB used FACEHUGGER BITE!
. . . !!!
FANF! IT'F ON MY FAFE!
Enemy HEADCRAB used SKULL GNAW!
Enemy HEADCRAB is GNAWing on PAPYRUS' SKULL!
It's not very effective...
PAPYRUS used PUSH!
Enemy HEADCRAB was PUSHed to SLIGHTLY MORE CONVENIENT POSITION on PAPYRUS' HEAD!
Enemy HEADCRAB used BRAIN EATER!
It doesn't affect PAPYRUS!
SANS! LOOK! IT LOVES ME!
sans: uh, bro, I think it's trying to eat you.
Congratulations! HEADCRAB was ... caught?
SANS! TODAY HAS BEEN THE BEST!
NOT ONLY HAVE I MADE FRIENDS WITH A HUMAN, BUT I HAVE A NEW PET!
A PET HAT!
sans: that's great bro. just ... try to keep it away from humans.
sans: got a feeling it'd be a real bad time.
Do you want to give a nickname to HEADCRAB?
I WILL LOVE IT AND KEEP IT AND CALL IT TOBY.
sans: ...uh, bro? that sounds more like a really annoying dog's name.
sans: or maybe a sheep's. or a game developer's?
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT, SANS! THAT NAME DOESN'T FIT AT ALL!
THEN!
I WILL NAME IT GREG.
HEADCRAB was renamed GREG!
GREG used SKULL GNAW!
GREG is GNAWing on PAPYRUS' SKULL!
It's not very effective...

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There are reasons for the character's name, but we'll get to that. It is funny how several defining FPS games have very similar plots, though.

Battle 89: Distantly Foreshadowed Doom 1/26/2023
Setting: Game 90% / Version 10%
Player: Doomguy Blazkowicz [No Record]

Enemy HEADCRABZOMBIE appeared!
DOOMGUY used GIGA PUNCH!
What? Enemy HEADCRABZOMBIE is devolving!
Congratulations! Enemy HEADCRABZOMBIE devolved into RAW ZOMBURGER!
... Needless to say, enemy RAW ZOMBURGER died!
Berserker still working.
... But that ... was a different kind of zombie.
Claws. No gun. Weird head thing. ... And was its ribcage a mouth?
... never mind, not important. What is important is--
HEADCRAB TINY TIM appeared!
HEADCRAB TINY TIM: HIBER< WHY HAVEN"T YOU DONE ANY MORE TOURNAMENTS?>>>
Enemy HEADCRAB TINY TIM kept going and crashed!
Enemy HEADCRAB TINY TIM sent out HEADCRAB!
Enemy HEADCRAB TINY TIM sent out HEADCRAB!
...
...wow, that's a lot of Enemy HEADCRAB...
... NEVERMIND! Enemy HEADCRAB TINY TIM sent out HEADCRAB SWARM!
... Oh, more melee monsters. Fun.
DOOMGUY whipped out CHAINSAW!
...
... NARRATOR used RELAX-O-VISION!

Setting: Relax-O-Vision On

BIRD used CHIRP!
GRASS used GROW!
SKY used BEAUTIFUL BLUE LOOK!
... CHAINSAW used DISTANT BACKGROUND ROAR...
... CLOUD appeared!
...
CLOUD was renamed UNDEAD RSACi CLOUD!
NARRATOR ran away!

Setting: Relax-O-Vision Off

... Enemy HEADCRAB SWARM was renamed BLOODY MESS!
Needless to say, enemy BLOODY MESS died!
Chainsaw... The great communicator.
Nothing else says "Go to Hell" quite so eloquently... Wait.
We're already in Hell and I've been having the time of my life for the past seven months.
... That rocket was new, though.
JANE appeared!
JANE: Thaaat would be the Combine.
JANE: I think they've got us mixed up with some other Resistance. No, I don't know how they got here either.
JANE: But they've started assimilating tech from here and stuff. Wanna help us fight them?
I am on a sacred mission to harrow Hell of all its demons. I'm stopping this invasion, and I won't forgive what they did to Daisy.
JANE: Okay but consider:
JANE: You appear to be out of guns.
JANE: Also the Combine have new types of gun you don't have.
I am fully and immediately convinced. Let's go.
DOOMGUY won!
Ally JANE won!

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It just occurs to me how utterly out there PokéBattles can get with mega-crossovers.
I've also definitely been going full Chandler's Law on this setting's plot but I do have plans. I also know what my next five battles will be now. Broadly.

Battle 90: Dystopian Combination 2/2/2023
Location: Dystopia
Player: Catnip Ethylene [2-0-1] Last Battle: Draw vs. Bill (#86)

COMBINE appeared!
... what is that, some kind of farm equipment-
COMBINE wants to HARVEST!
... DYSTOPIA's NATURAL RESOURCES!
Okay but Dystopia was already pretty good at that.
What do they bring to the table, huh-
Enemy COMBINE used COMBINE!
DYSTOPIA was COMBINEd with enemy COMBINE!
DYSTOPIA's DYSTOPIA LEVEL greatly rose!
Yeah? What else is new?
Enemy COMBINE sent out STRIDER!
. . . .
AAAAAAHHH!!!
CATNIP ran away!
It's not very effective...
Enemy STRIDER is in hot pursuit!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Ally THEODORIC sent out HUSKARL!
Enemy STRIDER used AUTOCANNON!
It's not very effective...
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhuh?
Oh, the Huskarl took it...
... holy dang their pierce armor is high...
Ally THEODORIC sent out HUSKARL!
Ally THEODORIC: I'll hold them off! Run for the hills!
Ally THEODORIC sent out HUSKARL!
Ally HUSKARL, HUSKARL, HUSKARL used STAB ARCHERS!
It's super effective!
Enemy STRIDER fainted!
Ally THEODORIC sent out HUSKARL!
All right. Thank you, Theodoric. I won't let you down.
Enemy COMBINE sent out COMBINE STATESEC!
Enemy COMBINE used HEADCRAB SHELL!
Ally THEODORIC sent out HUSKARL!
... NARRATOR refuses to do BLOW BY BLOW!
MELEE erupts between Enemy COMBINE TROOPS, Ally HUSKARLs, Enemy HEADCRABs, and Enemy HEADCRABZOMBIE HUSKARLs!
CATNIP ran away in their confusion!

Location: Mt. Ebott

...Woooh, the hills... Oh hey, there's some weird glowing hole up ahead, and ... A weird flower?
ECHO FLOWER appeared!
...What's this flower?...
ECHO FLOWER: ...I'm sorry, Chara...
... Who's Chara?
ECHO FLOWER: ... Who's Chara?
Are you mimicking me?
ECHO FLOWER: Are you mimicking me?
Oh, it's just an echo.
ECHO FLOWER: Oh, it's just an echo.
???: Echo one at primary set point.
Yes, it's an echo at --
Enemy ??? was renamed COMBINE GRUNT!
Enemy COMBINE GRUNT used PLASMA MACHINE GUN!
AAAAAAAAAAAETHYLENE!!
CATNIP used ETHYLENE!
Enemy PLASMA hit ETHYLENE!
ETHYLENE used EXPLOSION!
Enemy COMBINE GRUNT was blown away!
Enemy COMBINE GRUNT fainted!
CATNIP was blown away!
CATNIP's SELF greatly fell! In WEIRD HOLE!
AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
CATNIP won!

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